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2009-12-01, 02:40 PM (ISO 8601)
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2009-12-01, 02:45 PM (ISO 8601)
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despite thisthrea's massive content of EXTREMELY disturbing stuff (Roy + his freaking sister) I gotta say, you guys have some serious writing talent.
going back to my bleach n' tar head-bucket now.
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2009-12-01, 02:52 PM (ISO 8601)
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I don't recall reading any Roy x Julia, actually... I probably missed it, which isn't a bad thing, of course.
I vote the VxV stuff as weirdest, freakiest, and also funniest pairing we've come up with. Its probably the squickiest thing I've actually seen, but its also a funny idea, and tends to produce entertaining fics.Anemoia: Nostalgia for a time you've never known.
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2009-12-01, 02:57 PM (ISO 8601)
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2009-12-01, 03:01 PM (ISO 8601)
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Not time travel, twins. It came from the crack theory that there are two Vs of opposite gender who switch around between comics.
I took the idea to it's logical conclusion. Read: too far.
Discord wrote one too.
Oh, there was also a comic strip (you can find fanart in the third post of the first page) where the two Vs were imaginary.Last edited by Zanaril; 2009-12-01 at 03:04 PM.
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2009-12-01, 03:06 PM (ISO 8601)
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2009-12-01, 03:10 PM (ISO 8601)
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Metalhead wrote it in the previous thread.
Eugene's face would be priceless.
I vote the VxV stuff as weirdest, freakiest, and also funniest pairing we've come up with. Its probably the squickiest thing I've actually seen, but its also a funny idea, and tends to produce entertaining fics.Formerly known as Discord here and Maladin on avatarspirit.net.
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2009-12-01, 03:10 PM (ISO 8601)
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It's been a bit, GitP. If you're reading this, you're either digging through old stuff, or I've posted for the first time in forever.
If you want to stay in touch, reach out to me on twitter (same username).
The best answer is always to ask your DM.
Unless you're the DM, in which case you should talk to your players.
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2009-12-01, 03:12 PM (ISO 8601)
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I'm a ninja too!
As for the quality of writing, I'm finding it's very good practice; actually it's the only creative writing practice I get now.
You can tell who has been regularly writing for a long time because the stuff they write is such a high quality.
And so at last I've found the line I will not cross.
At least not in any seriousness. But if I happen to get an idea...Last edited by Zanaril; 2009-12-01 at 03:20 PM.
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2009-12-01, 03:23 PM (ISO 8601)
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And I know I'm not among them because I began writing in May.
At least not in any seriousness. But if I happen to get an idea...
I wonder if he knew there were two Vs or if they fooled him by speaking of Polymorph Self... (unless he actually never got to see what was under those robes... )Last edited by Dark Faun; 2009-12-01 at 03:24 PM.
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2009-12-01, 03:24 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings 3 - 50% More Squick
Or what if Kyrie knew? And thought: "Double the V, double the fun!"
I mean, since I'll assume that we're all in agreement that elven ears are an erogenous zone, and Evan's Spiked Tentacles of Forced Intrusion...
I don't think I need to go into further detail, do I?
Also, I'm certain that V has slept with Kyrie at some point:
http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0625.html
Quarr: But I find that virgin's blood is kind of like table salt: You can't go wrong with a little sprinkle here or there:
: That is reprehensible, depraved, and most importantly, highly impractical given our current location.Last edited by CoffeeIncluded; 2009-12-01 at 03:27 PM.
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2009-12-01, 03:28 PM (ISO 8601)
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The April Squickies Award for Best Crack Pairing Story
Thank you so much to Kaytara for the avatar! It's of Redcloak's and Vaarsuvius's love child.
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2009-12-01, 03:30 PM (ISO 8601)
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The person at the end of each chapter sitting on the frozen branch. (Why I call it the ice kid)
In any case, that was an excellent chapter, as always. So I suppose we are all in unanimous agreement that elven ears are an erogenous zone?
(Also I'm fairly sure they did copulate at some point: See the post I made above.)Last edited by CoffeeIncluded; 2009-12-01 at 03:30 PM.
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2009-12-01, 03:30 PM (ISO 8601)
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2009-12-01, 03:31 PM (ISO 8601)
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But you've shown improvement, that's the important thing .
I want to see Kyrie's face when he learns about it.
I wonder if he knew there were two Vs or if they fooled him by speaking of Polymorph Self... (unless he actually never got to see what was under those robes... )
As if their marriage wasn't strained enough already.
I've noticed that people seem oddly reluctant to do anything with this pairing apart from minor fluff.Last edited by Zanaril; 2009-12-01 at 03:35 PM.
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2009-12-01, 03:34 PM (ISO 8601)
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2009-12-01, 03:34 PM (ISO 8601)
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2009-12-01, 03:38 PM (ISO 8601)
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Elves are... special.
And, truth be told, considering...
Excellent! I shall eat in the library, then, to take best advantage of the silence.
...I'm surprised V actually isn't a virgin, unless Kyrie jumped him in the library and made love to him right there amidst the knocked down books.Formerly known as Discord here and Maladin on avatarspirit.net.
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2009-12-01, 03:42 PM (ISO 8601)
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Maybe V doesn't like sex. Tried it once, thought:
...So apparently the claims and advice of all my peers were incorrect. Why am I not surprised?
And decided not to do it again.
So now V has become the Village Bike because we're funny like that.Last edited by CoffeeIncluded; 2009-12-01 at 03:42 PM.
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2009-12-01, 03:42 PM (ISO 8601)
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2009-12-01, 03:43 PM (ISO 8601)
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Yep. Who can resist the pointy ears?
S/he just said s/he wasn't a virgin, and V doesn't seem like the type to get hung up on stuff like 'waiting for marriage' or even 'sex makes for a healthy marriage.'
And don't click on the spoiler if you don't want any minor details in my stories spoiled.SpoilerIn fact, in my story's canon, I feel that V's first time was with another elven teenager who took advantage of the fact that she didn't understand the magnitude of the decision to sleep with someone. She generally avoided sexuality for the rest of her life, only sleeping with Kyrie two years into their marriage, and even then being very reluctant to be penetrated (assuming Kyrie's a guy--I'm still not sure about that). That's something that makes her relationship with Reddy extremely profound--there is a physical and sexual side to it at the same time as an emotional and loving side after only a few months.
I'm still working on this. There is the fact that he is V's teacher, mentor, master, and father figure. It's generally accepted to be taking advantage of one's student (assuming these kinds of relationships are already established) to have sex with them, as it can turn into unintentional coercion. I need to figure out how to work past or work with Aarindarius's conscience in order to make it believable.
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Thank you so much to Kaytara for the avatar! It's of Redcloak's and Vaarsuvius's love child.
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2009-12-01, 03:43 PM (ISO 8601)
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2009-12-01, 03:43 PM (ISO 8601)
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Wow, nice detail catch, Coffee. I actually assumed V and K never actually did anything, since there was another comic were K tried to be romantic and V ignored him. I assumed she was like that every time he tried, but I could be wrong.
Of course, like the others have already pointed out, she could have been talking about somebody else. I wonder who...
*looks at Crack Pairing Thread*
Well, that helps to narrow it down...Anemoia: Nostalgia for a time you've never known.
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2009-12-01, 03:45 PM (ISO 8601)
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2009-12-01, 03:49 PM (ISO 8601)
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Keep in mind that the children appear to be pure-elves. That doesn't change the possible partners she had, but does mean that she needed to sleep with an elf at least once.
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2009-12-01, 03:50 PM (ISO 8601)
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I wasn't. Just postulating the most likely scenario given what we know of V. (Note that I didn't say after marriage. I just said it would more likely be Kyrie than anyone else, this thread excluded)
So is that going to be mentioned in V's trances? Interesting to see how she and Aarindarius reacted to that.
...Well, are you saying that they're in a romantic relationship at some point, or just that Aarindarius has feelings for her but hates himself for it?My webcomic!
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2009-12-01, 03:50 PM (ISO 8601)
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2009-12-01, 03:50 PM (ISO 8601)
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I was flipping through my sketchbook, and found this picture, from my brief experimentation with manga-style drawing. I had some scanner issues, but hey.
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It's supposed to be V and Celia.
...And that is how I met your father.
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2009-12-01, 03:52 PM (ISO 8601)
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It's cute.
I'm currently working on something about them, though it won't be from their point of view.
No, no voyeurism.
SpoilerSaw it coming as soon as Aarindarius mentioned that possibility - maybe even sooner.
And now I find myself longing for the House of Horrors' return...
Including V.
I seem to recall Darie doing the latter.Last edited by Dark Faun; 2009-12-01 at 03:56 PM.
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