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2009-12-01, 03:53 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings 3 - 50% More Squick
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FAQ is not RAW!Avatar by the incredible CrimsonAngel.
Saph:It's surprising how many problems can be solved by one druid spell combined with enough aggression.
I play primarily 3.5 D&D. Most of my advice will be based off of this. If my advice doesn't apply, specify a version in your post.
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2009-12-01, 03:57 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings 3 - 50% More Squick
I do too sometimes, but then I remember some of the images people posted that went one step too far, and I have to conclude that it was better that it stopped when it did.
Adopted progeny. (which I think is actually an oxymoron...)Last edited by Zanaril; 2009-12-01 at 04:02 PM.
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2009-12-01, 03:58 PM (ISO 8601)
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2009-12-01, 03:59 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings 3 - 50% More Squick
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2009-12-01, 04:00 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings 3 - 50% More Squick
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2009-12-01, 04:00 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings 3 - 50% More Squick
Ah. Yes. The "otyugh paladin."
Which made me laugh so, so much. Not as much as pimp!Miko lending Haley and Sabine to Belkar against a hefty sum (the image doesn't exist anymore), but still.
Maybe there needs to be a M-rated OotS community on fanfiction.net then... I'm sure many people will enjoy it...
You know, I wonder when Haerta lived. Maybe I can pair her up with Aarindarius...Last edited by Dark Faun; 2009-12-01 at 04:03 PM.
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2009-12-01, 04:01 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings 3 - 50% More Squick
It depends on what the characters want to do. (Wow, that sounded really New Age-y.)
In my current story, a part of him lusts for her but his actual emotions for her are purely platonic. He loves her like a daughter and his heart/mind recognizes her as such, but certain... other... parts of him see her as a very attractive potential mate.
And whatever happened to the House of Horrors anyway?
This. I want this.
I hate trying to rein myself in when things get a little to R-rated.Last edited by Water-Smurf; 2009-12-01 at 04:02 PM.
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The April Squickies Award for Best Crack Pairing Story
Thank you so much to Kaytara for the avatar! It's of Redcloak's and Vaarsuvius's love child.
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2009-12-01, 04:02 PM (ISO 8601)
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2009-12-01, 04:04 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings 3 - 50% More Squick
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2009-12-01, 04:06 PM (ISO 8601)
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Gah! Enough already, enough enough!
*Tries to flee again only to get caught and dragged back by the tail*
SOMEBODY SAVE ME!!!
...This is not going to end well, i just know it.
I AM NOT A TOY!Last edited by Closak; 2009-12-01 at 04:06 PM.
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2009-12-01, 04:07 PM (ISO 8601)
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2009-12-01, 04:09 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings 3 - 50% More Squick
Yes, but some of us aren't 18 yet.
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2009-12-01, 04:10 PM (ISO 8601)
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Silly Closak, you're not very well versed in draconic erotism are you? There is no such thing as a toy for a dragon. There are "future father of my future children" and "scapegoat."
So? Catchy name for the community?Last edited by Dark Faun; 2009-12-01 at 04:12 PM.
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2009-12-01, 04:11 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings 3 - 50% More Squick
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2009-12-01, 04:12 PM (ISO 8601)
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What is she trying to do anyway?
Build an army? *Get's dragged deeper into the cave*
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2009-12-01, 04:13 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings 3 - 50% More Squick
Well, I suppose that 'House of Horrors' is already taken, so what else is there to call it? Where have we seen references in D&D or OotS to risqué stuff...
Playdrake?
I'm not worried about losing readers. (We're all [well, most of us are] grown up here, we can deal with horrific violence, depravity, and semi-described sex between two or more people.) I just don't want to cut up my story so people will have to go back and forth to read it.
A lot of people who read M-rated fiction aren't eighteen. It's a matter of what you're comfortable with, not of what age you are.
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The April Squickies Award for Best Crack Pairing Story
Thank you so much to Kaytara for the avatar! It's of Redcloak's and Vaarsuvius's love child.
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2009-12-01, 04:15 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings 3 - 50% More Squick
My webcomic!
Currently DMing:
Tales of Aequar: Runite's Rise IC
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Playing Natalia Bolts,Jadeite Nocrius, and Soren Lowell
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2009-12-01, 04:17 PM (ISO 8601)
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2009-12-01, 04:19 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings 3 - 50% More Squick
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The April Squickies Award for Best Crack Pairing Story
Thank you so much to Kaytara for the avatar! It's of Redcloak's and Vaarsuvius's love child.
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2009-12-01, 04:19 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings 3 - 50% More Squick
It's really your own fault Closak, reap the whirlwind and all that... Oooh that had to hurt...
So anyway, plot bunnies are breeding and need some facts (it's like a petting zoo in my head). Would Tsukiko be able to cast Command Undead? Probably? Actually, is there a spell that binds an undead monster to you permanently? (Command is day/level isn't it?)Avatar by me...yup that's how good my drawing is. As in not very good.
Crack-Pairings, Not Dead Just Moved. Someone Hasn't Been Looking In The Right Places.
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2009-12-01, 04:22 PM (ISO 8601)
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It's been a bit, GitP. If you're reading this, you're either digging through old stuff, or I've posted for the first time in forever.
If you want to stay in touch, reach out to me on twitter (same username).
The best answer is always to ask your DM.
Unless you're the DM, in which case you should talk to your players.
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2009-12-01, 04:23 PM (ISO 8601)
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Let me check the SRD... One day/level, a level two spell... Tsukiko can certainly cast it, assuming she knows the spell.
Yeah, that's why I wasn't sure about it.
On a new note:
New ship!Last edited by Dark Faun; 2009-12-01 at 04:27 PM.
Formerly known as Discord here and Maladin on avatarspirit.net.
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2009-12-01, 04:24 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings 3 - 50% More Squick
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2009-12-01, 04:28 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings 3 - 50% More Squick
The existing laws/rules regarding reading sex scenes anywhere (Internet, magazines, novels...) are archaic and moralistic, in my opinion. Considering the fact that there are middle/upper-class, well-educated, first-world eleven-year-olds getting pregnant by the truck load, protecting our 'sweet innocent eyes' becomes a bit of a moot point.
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The April Squickies Award for Best Crack Pairing Story
Thank you so much to Kaytara for the avatar! It's of Redcloak's and Vaarsuvius's love child.
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2009-12-01, 04:29 PM (ISO 8601)
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I agree.
Would "Order of the Stick: Up, Up, Up the Rating!" work?
Imagine Elan singing it.Formerly known as Discord here and Maladin on avatarspirit.net.
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2009-12-01, 04:31 PM (ISO 8601)
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2009-12-01, 04:36 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings 3 - 50% More Squick
Wish granted! Short, because I have a history quiz and a Psych test tomorrow.
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Sword drawn, Elan stared up at the cactus and frowned. The prize--A beautiful flower--Stood atop it. Yet it was protected by thorns, too fragile to bear his weight.
Elan waited for the cactus to make a move. Ridiculous to some, but he knew. He knew that sometimes plants move, and he wouldn't be surprised if plants got pissed when you deflowered them.
...Heh, 'Deflowered.'
And yet the cactus was oddly beautiful. Tall and proud, yet that flower gave it an oddly feminine aspect...Elan had an idea on how to claim the prize...
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Haley whistled, slightly impressed as she plucked out the spines from Elan's exposed skin, the beautiful flower sitting in her hair. He had restrained himself to slight whimpers and the occasional yelp, even when she had to tug at a deeply embedded spine with both hands. Her mouth dropped open slightly when Elan gingerly took off his pants and underwear, exposing dozens of thorns impaled in his upper thighs and groin. Haley worked her jaw for a moment, trying to comprehend what she was seeing and formulate a response. Finally, she said, "...I'm just going to assume that this was necessary to get me the flower, and never mention this again."
Elan squirmed uncomfortably and winced. "...Yeah, that would be best."Last edited by CoffeeIncluded; 2009-12-01 at 04:37 PM.
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2009-12-01, 04:38 PM (ISO 8601)
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I realize there isn't really a need for a community since there are so few OotS fanfictions (and even less mature ones), but here it is. Of course, it's empty for now, but I hope there will be many stories there before long!
Hilarious story, CoffeeIncluded!Formerly known as Discord here and Maladin on avatarspirit.net.
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2009-12-01, 04:38 PM (ISO 8601)
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Better go save Closak before he gets himself killed, seeing as how he helped me with to write the spoiler correctly on my story.
Prepare to cast hold monster spell.
hmmmmm...should I paralyze Closak or his "friend" first.
Enters the cave...
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2009-12-01, 04:40 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings 3 - 50% More Squick
My webcomic!
Currently DMing:
Tales of Aequar: Runite's Rise IC
OOC Map
Playing Natalia Bolts,Jadeite Nocrius, and Soren Lowell