Pyrian's Pyrotechnic Pyre of Pyrrhic Pyros with Pyrotic Pythics Random Banter #132!

[Phase]

Anyhow. My maths class is having a pizza and pie day on Friday, and I'm trying to decide if I should make something or not, and if so, what. Any suggestions?

Make a pie stuffed with cheese and tomato sauce. It's a different kind of Pizza pie.

[cycoris]

Make a pie stuffed with cheese and tomato sauce. It's a different kind of Pizza pie.

Ooh, actually that sounds like an amazingly good idea! I likes!

Hah, guess what I'll be doing Friday morning. Guess it's a good thing that I don't have any class...

But just tomato sauce and cheese would be too runny. I wonder what else I could put in my pizza-pie.

[arguskos]

Chopped ham, bacon, pepperoni, veggies, whatevs.

[Alteran]

But just tomato sauce and cheese would be too runny. I wonder what else I could put in my pizza-pie.

The internet has an answer!

If you don't want to use an exact recipe, you could just pick what you like from different ones. Looking at a few recipes, it seems that egg, flour, and sour cream can all be used as third main ingredients. I don't have a good enough pie-sense to determine quantities on the fly, but perhaps you do.

Edit: @arguskos While I think bacon, ham, pepperoni, or some other kind of meat would make it better, it would also make the pie inaccessible to any vegetarians in the class. This may or may not be a problem. For vegetables, I feel like onions might work. They're pretty non-offensive when cooked well, even to people who don't normally like onions. Then again, onion and tomato combined...I'm unsure.

[cycoris]

The internet has an answer!

If you don't want to use an exact recipe, you could just pick what you like from different ones. Looking at a few recipes, it seems that egg, flour, and sour cream can all be used as third main ingredients. I don't have a good enough pie-sense to determine quantities on the fly, but perhaps you do.

Ooh, yummy! *hugs*

That looks really good. I think I may just use that recipe. And maybe I'll use a toothpick and draw in all the major angles in radians. Cause I'm cool like that. *nodnod*

[arguskos]

Edit: @arguskos While I think bacon, ham, pepperoni, or some other kind of meat would make it better, it would also make the pie inaccessible to any vegetarians in the class. This may or may not be a problem. For vegetables, I feel like onions might work. They're pretty non-offensive when cooked well, even to people who don't normally like onions. Then again, onion and tomato combined...I'm unsure.

I have no idea why the pie is being created. All I saw was a discussion about pizza pies.

[Coidzor]

Ooh, actually that sounds like an amazingly good idea! I likes!

Hah, guess what I'll be doing Friday morning. Guess it's a good thing that I don't have any class...

But just tomato sauce and cheese would be too runny. I wonder what else I could put in my pizza-pie.

Nah, you could do it without it getting runny.

[Phase]

*Meanwhile, inside Phase's mind*

Door: Knock Knock.

Phase's Imaginary Brain General or President or Whatever: Who's there?

Door: Special delivery!

P'sIBGoPoW: Oh boy!

Phase's Imaginary Brain General or President or Whatever gets up and opens the door, at which point he is hit over the head with a frying pan.

P'sIBGoPoW: AAAAAaaaaaaAAAAAAAaaaaaaaAAAAAAA.

Insomnia, who was apparently the guy behind the door: Ha! Try sleeping with that ringing in your ears!

Insomnia begins practicing the cymbals for his marching band meet tomorrow with OCD and those other neuroses, making sure that Phase doesn't pass out.

[Coidzor]

Wat.

Phase is in marching band?

I never knew.

What instrument do you play, Phase?

[Phase]

What instrument do you play, Phase?

Theremin.

Musical Chair.

[The Extinguisher]

I think the collective amount of sleep I have gotten this week is < 10 hours.

I really should go to bed. Damn you internet!

[Trobby]

I think the collective amount of sleep I have gotten this week is < 10 hours.

I really should go to bed. Damn you internet!

Bah! Sleep is for the weak! I don't need sleep! I-*tranq'd*

My girlfriend: *smokes an imaginary cigarette and removes her disguise* I never really was on your side.

...way too much TF2...and sleep deprivation.

[Cobra_Ikari]

Bah! Sleep is for the weak! I don't need sleep! I-*tranq'd*

My girlfriend: *smokes an imaginary cigarette and removes her disguise* I never really was on your side.

...way too much TF2...and sleep deprivation.

FYI I am a spy. =P

[Destro_Yersul]

Cobra was sappin' mah sentry?

I don't get a whole lot of sleep. More than I used to, though still less than I should. I suspect this is because I work 5 days a week, 2 days of which are graveyard shift and 3 of which are evenings.

[Nameless]

I just got some black hair die. Whee.

[Dallas-Dakota]

People, check Google right now!

[Anuan]

Did that earlier, tried to think of a way to mention it, decided I couldn't be bothered

[Archonic Energy]

People, check Google right now!

mmmmmm.
cookie.

[Zeb The Troll]

Heh, that's funny.

[Nameless]

People, check Google right now!

Awesome.

[V'icternus]

People, check Google right now!

I was waiting for you to mention that.

Awesome, right?

[Jack Squat]

Wheeeee!!! It's Fireworks Day!

*breaks out secret stash left over from 4th of July*

[Assassin89]

People, check Google right now!

So your image was somehow were programmed into the banner for the website. So what, it could be Big Bird or the Count next.

[Anuan]

Maybe next year It's only up for the anniversary. Party pooper.

[smellie_hippie]

So your image was somehow were programmed into the banner for the website. So what, it could be Big Bird or the Count next.

It was Big Bird yesterday... I hoping for Oscar.

[bosssmiley]

Wheeeee!!! It's Fireworks Day!

*breaks out secret stash left over from 4th of July*

That's Bonfire Night you pretendy foreign ghost devil barbarian. An ancient traditional festival wherein we British celebrate our good fortune at being the only really real people in the world by erecting huge bonfires to burn in effigy those who anger and displease us, and by worshipping our mysterious finger-eating god KABOOM! through his favoured sacraments of colourful explosives and locking our dogs in the shed for the duration.

We also burn in effigy the ineffectual clot Guy Fawkes for failing to blow up Parliament (a Frenchinese word meaning "Great Trough of Swill") and James I (second worst. King. ever.) when he had the chance.

Ours is an old and sophisticated culture; you're not expected to understand all the subtle nuances of our ways.

Also, Google fails for being provincial and culturally cringey. Toytown holidays like Earth Day and MLK Day get celebrated, but not Bonfire Night?

@vv: I acknowledge the validity of your comments. But only because Americans also worship Great KABOOM! (albeit during the summer. Crazy Americans. )

[Thufir]

Would it be considered overdone by now to make a pie with the pi symbol carved out of the top crust? Since it's a math class, you probably wouldn't be the only one to do that. However, if the pie is still delicious, I imagine that people wouldn't complain about somewhat-unoriginal decoration. And if they do, you could blame it on me! I'd be okay with random strangers being angry at my pie-design choices.

Bah. The pi symbol? For shame.
A real mathematician would carve 2(pi).

People, check Google right now!

Yep, saw that.

[Quincunx]

bosssmiley, you may equally ask why Americans celebrate signing a work of committee and not any of the many occasions when they left scarlet (or gray) (or robin's-egg blue) oppressors maimed and bleeding--odd as it seems, we Americans prefer aspirational holidays of births and achievements and peace treaties. Even this day, for your countrymen, is a celebration of a failure of violence.

[Dr. Bath]

It was Big Bird yesterday... I hoping for Oscar.

Pfft. It was Wallace and Gromit yesterday. And it was great.

It's just an excuse to burn things, is bonfire night. What with it being cold and all now the rains have arrived.

[Trobby]

Personally, I prefer Grrrrrrrrrrrrover! :< But nobody ever sees him anymore, ever since that red guy took his place.

(Also, im Pyro wut? *BURN* )