Perenelle's Pleasantly Playful and Passionately Peculiar Random Banter #133

[Perenelle]

Hmmm, Goddess of Being Adorable, or Goddess of Sexy Costumes...

It's a tossup. The dice say Adorable is the One True Way. The Dice Gods are on the side of Perry, as am I.

In that case, I call god of Wit and Pithy Remarks!

yay! we need mythology now...

[DraPrime]

...Exotic Sandwiches?

Not good enough. I declare war on the gods!

[V'icternus]

good people, join me!

What about generally neutral people who occasionally veer into both good and evil and unpredictable intervals?

[Coidzor]

Hmm. Koorly, Trog, and Alarra aren't going to be happy about anyone setting up new warring pantheons while they're out...

I thought Dragonprime was the god of metal sandwich shoppe employees and metal sandwich shoppes and metal sandviches.

[Gwyn chan 'r Gwyll]

What about generally neutral people who occasionally veer into both good and evil and unpredictable intervals?

You can join too, if it really strikes you!

[Cobra_Ikari]

Ahah! Victory!

Soon, there will be a Pantheon (Meep. I don't know how to spell it.) of Snugglists under my web, and then, we shall invent a few creation stories, find a black sheep for the family, cause a few measly miracles, a bit of mischief and have a mythology!



...Exotic Sandwiches?

The Snugglists are my people, and always shall be. They understand that their god cannot resist the allure of a good sexily-disguised goddess. =3

[EleventhHour]

Well, dang. There goes my idea to be God of Masks.

Back to the drawing board, Pinky.

Cycoris... Sissy... Goddess of little sisters?

Goddess of button noses?

Hmm... hippies?

You can still be a God of Masks... You'd just have to work a touch harder to make people see the specific difference between my temple and yours. (Mainly, your priests would have either flamboyant masks, or very plain, flat grey ones. While my temple would have dancers, halfdragons, catgirls, and other things people have fantasies about. )

[Perenelle]

What about generally neutral people who occasionally veer into both good and evil and unpredictable intervals?

you can join as well.

[Zain]

hey what about worshiper, you need them too right?

what are the benefits of worship one of you?

[DraPrime]

*waves weapons around*

Did no one hear my declaration of war?

[Gwyn chan 'r Gwyll]

hey what about worshiper, you need them too right?

what are the benefits of worship one of you?

You shall forever have the right thing to say! You will seem smart and quick-thinking!

[Perenelle]

Not good enough. I declare war on the gods!

but we need a god of exotic sandwiches!! who's going to make us food?

[EleventhHour]

Not good enough. I declare war on the gods!

Drats. An (*cough*) nonbeliever. Our archrival!

Hm... You could always be a God of Dragons, but I don't know if they would appreciate having Tiamat and her brotherhusband rival replaced.

[DraPrime]

but we need a god of exotic sandwiches!! who's going to make us food?

But I have nothing to do with exotic sandwiches! Nothing at all!

[cycoris]

Hmmm, Goddess of Being Adorable, or Goddess of Sexy Costumes...

It's a tossup. The dice say Adorable is the One True Way. The Dice Gods are on the side of Perry, as am I.

Can't we just all be polytheists? It would save much rivalry.

Well, dang. There goes my idea to be God of Masks.

Back to the drawing board, Pinky.

Cycoris... Sissy... Goddess of little sisters?

Goddess of button noses?

Hmm... hippies?

Goddess of rainbows?

Goddess of cookies?

Goddess of household comforts?

Goddess of hugs and other comforts?

I think I like the last one best. I can has it?

[Partof1]

*waves weapons around*

Did no one hear my declaration of war?

Did no one hear my declaration of being God of Snowforts and Crossbows? I'm ready for war, if not actively participating in it.

[Zain]

we are in a war zone?
*flees*

[Alteran]

but we need a god of exotic sandwiches!! who's going to make us food?

I can be the God of Inanimate Objects, which covers exotic sandwiches. Huzzah! Bow before me, foolish mortals, cower in the presence of my really tasty food!

[DraPrime]

Drats. An (*cough*) nonbeliever. Our archrival!

Hm... You could always be a God of Dragons, but I don't know if they would appreciate having Tiamat and her brotherhusband rival replaced.

Eh, I'm not a dragon. Just a piece of one.

[Cobra_Ikari]

Can't we just all be polytheists? It would save much rivalry.



Goddess of rainbows?

Goddess of cookies?

Goddess of household comforts?

Goddess of hugs and other comforts?

I think I like the last one best. I can has it?

...setting yourself up as a counterdeity to me, hmm? This cannot be allowed! D=

[EleventhHour]

Eh, I'm not a dragon. Just a piece of one.

See? Thusly the exotic sandwich.

...Maybe you should just be the God of Logic. >.>

[Gwyn chan 'r Gwyll]

Eh, I'm not a dragon. Just a piece of one.

God of Butchers and Meat Markets?

[HotAndCold]

God of Exotic Meats?

[V'icternus]

I call God of insipid babbling!

[Alteran]

Pick between cycoris and Cobra?

Do not waaaaaaant!

Edit: I mean, um, *sits inanimately*

[Anuan]

I want to join the Pantheon! :o

[Perenelle]

Can't we just all be polytheists? It would save much rivalry.



Goddess of rainbows?

Goddess of cookies?

Goddess of household comforts?

Goddess of hugs and other comforts?

I think I like the last one best. I can has it?

yes, polythesists we can be.
and yes, now we have a Goddess of hugs and other Comforts. You and Cobra can be twins in our mythology.

[Thufir]

Ahah! Victory!

Soon, there will be a Pantheon (Meep. I don't know how to spell it.) of Snugglists under my web, and then, we shall invent a few creation stories, find a black sheep for the family, cause a few measly miracles, a bit of mischief and have a mythology!

And how, dear youthful nouveau divine, will you record this mythology? the moment you write down any of it, it enters the domain of Curly, Goddess of the Written Word. And so again is she victorious. As it has always been, so shall it always be. And the theory of the RB time loop grows ever stronger. Even this sentence has been repeated before.

[cycoris]

...setting yourself up as a counterdeity to me, hmm? This cannot be allowed! D=

Oh shush. Our domains just overlap a bit. Mine includes things like cookies, fresh bread, fireplaces and huggles. *nodnod*

[Gwyn chan 'r Gwyll]

I can be the God of Inanimate Objects, which covers exotic sandwiches. Huzzah! Bow before me, foolish mortals, cower in the presence of my really tasty food!

Is it just me, or is that an intensely broad, and thus, powerful, domain?

*cowers*

Re: Koorly: Just have your holy texts all be pictures. No text.