Murphy's Law

[Dark Faun]

Or he'll almost die trying to save Radic.

Then he says something stupid and Remus mauls him.

On an unrelated note, I'm starting to ship Janine x Matt but there isn't exactly enough story yet to write anything about them.

[CoffeeIncluded]

Or he'll almost die trying to save Radic.

Then he says something stupid and Remus mauls him.

On an unrelated note, I'm starting to ship Janine x Matt but there isn't exactly enough story yet to write anything about them.

Ooh! Oh boy! Crack pairings!

Well, how about a picture?

[Asta Kask]

Ha! I bet 10 gp that by the end of the story Matt will have have happiest ending of the whole cast, partly because he is thieving bastard

That would be immoral. Remember that stories should only be told to be morally uplifting. I read that in Plato so it must be true.

So, how many people think Lloyd and Janine will end up in bed? I have 20 gp says they will - anyone betting against?

[Dark Faun]

Depends; is Create Aphrodisiac a Cleric spell?

Ooh! Oh boy! Crack pairings!

Well, how about a picture?

Well, there's quite an inspiring Iron Avatarist contest right now...

[CoffeeIncluded]

Depends; is Create Aphrodisiac a Cleric spell?


Well, there's quite an inspiring Iron Avatarist contest right now...

The two of them do have the highest Charisma...

And if there isn't, she'll make one.

*Squees* Doitdoitdoit!!!

[Cizak]

Sorry if this been brought up before, but I haven't read the whole thread, just the comics. Do you have a regular update scheduale?

[Mystic Muse]

dawwww I was hoping for an update

[Lix Lorn]

If create aphrodisiac were a cleric spell, i would have more kids than class levels.

Matt will end up happiest. Rogues end up with sacks of money. Remember? XD

Yup, they WILL end up sleeping together. Somehow. I predict.

[Dark Faun]

Sorry if this been brought up before, but I haven't read the whole thread, just the comics. Do you have a regular update scheduale?

Every Friday.

[Asta Kask]

Fridays, except when there's blizzards in NYC. Then we get two strips.

We regularly pray for snow.

[Asta Kask]

Depends; is Create Aphrodisiac a Cleric spell?

Remember that she is Good - toying with other people's emotions (beyond what all humans do) is probably not a good way to go. And as a Paladin, I'd expect Lloyd to get a heft "I'm being tempted" circumstance bonus to his Will save.

[Lix Lorn]

It's a good point. Maybe if he were drunk?

Haha, you don't need plot or characterization to write crack pairings, silly.

[Dark Faun]

The best crack is the believable crack.

And as a Paladin, I'd expect Lloyd to get a heft "I'm being tempted" circumstance bonus to his Will save.

Especially if he's not interested in her to begin with.

[CoffeeIncluded]

I update on Fridays, more often if I've got a lot of extra time.

Remember that she is Good - toying with other people's emotions (beyond what all humans do) is probably not a good way to go. And as a Paladin, I'd expect Lloyd to get a heft "I'm being tempted" circumstance bonus to his Will save.

Exactly. Janine does have her limits; she's not going to make him do anything he doesn't want to do. It'll just take longer to convince him than other men because, you know, Paladin.

Of course, as time goes on, her methods might get more...Drastic.

[Dark Faun]

One tip to Janine: before undressing and throwing yourself naked at Lloyd, make sure he's not wearing any armor. Metal is cold.

[Grim ranger]

Exactly. Janine does have her limits; she's not going to make him do anything he doesn't want to do. It'll just take longer to convince him than other men because, you know, Paladin.

Of course, as time goes on, her methods might get more...Drastic.

Bets, people, bets! Is mind control ray coming before or after candlelit dinner?

In all seriousness, I don't see how in earth she is going to make it. Lloyd is really kind of hero that screams "celibate" from mile away.

[Lix Lorn]

In all seriousness, I don't see how in earth she is going to make it. Lloyd is really kind of hero that screams "celibate" from mile away.

And Roy wasn't?

I guess candlelit dinner. Mind control the next day. XD

[Asta Kask]

I could easily see her creeping into his bedroll all naked before he goes to bed. That's fair play. Well, according to some definitions of fair play. (I wouldn't mind, but I'm not a paladin.)

[Dark Faun]

Lloyd is really kind of hero that screams "celibate" from mile away.

That'd be rich for a paladin of the goddess of love.

[CoffeeIncluded]

One tip to Janine: before undressing and throwing yourself naked at Lloyd, make sure he's not wearing any armor. Metal is cold.

Janine: Cat's Grace will take care of that!

(Are you gonna do the crack pairing?)

I could easily see her creeping into his bedroll all naked before he goes to bed. That's fair play. Well, according to some definitions of fair play. (I wouldn't mind, but I'm not a paladin.)

Janine: *Starts writing down ideas* Okay, that's Plan B, Plan C involves the candles and the rose petals...Lloyd! What's your favorite flower?

Lloyd: Why do you want to know?

Janine: ...No reason.

That'd be rich for a paladin of the goddess of love.

Janine: You hear that Lloyd? If you don't sleep with me, you'll Fall!

Lloyd: Astrid isn't a love goddess and you know it!

[Grim ranger]

That'd be rich for a paladin of the goddess of love.

Last time I checked, "love" did not equal that one thing. Sure, it might be part of it, but it is stated nowhere that he must be so easy

[Asta Kask]

Oh dear. I can just imagine what she'll do when he's badly wounded and needs her to cast Cure spells. They're all Touch spells... (of course, she'll heal him too, but why not grab a little booty while she's at it.)

That'd be rich for a paladin of the goddess of love.

Not celibate perhaps, but if he demands that Janine go through a two-year betrothal period followed by marriage before he touches her happy place, she'll probably think twice.

[Dark Faun]

I so want an evil Cleric to cast Inflict Permanent Frigidity on Janine...

(Are you gonna do the crack pairing?)

When I have the time. Seeing as I'll pick up this thing tomorrow to paint it, I can't say when it'll be.

I already have an idea though... Poor, poor Matt.

Lloyd: Astrid isn't a love goddess and you know it!

She isn't? I must have misunderstood.

[CoffeeIncluded]

Oh dear. I can just imagine what she'll do when he's badly wounded and needs her to cast Cure spells. They're all Touch spells... (of course, she'll heal him too, but why not grab a little booty while she's at it.)

Depends on the situation, how dire the circumstances are...

When I have the time. Seeing as I'll pick up this thing tomorrow to paint it, I can't say when it'll be.

I already have an idea though... Poor, poor Matt.

*Eagerly waits*

[Grim ranger]

Not celibate perhaps, but if he demands that Janine go through a two-year betrothal period followed by marriage before he touches her happy place, she'll probably think twice.

Think twice? Hoo boy, I would predict bit more...extreme reaction. Though, come to think of it, I have never seen a cleric to spontaneously combust from sheer frustration. It should be fun to watch

Oh, though I think she would still be bugging and pleading to Lloyd? Make that cleric and paladin at same time

[Asta Kask]

I don't think we know what she's a goddess of yet. Or if she's just generally a goddess.

[Dark Faun]

So, I actually reread the appropriate strip and it turns out Astrid is merely the protector of all that is living and good.

I can already smell the necromancers coming in the story.

[CoffeeIncluded]

So, I actually reread the appropriate strip and it turns out Astrid is merely the protector of all that is living and good.

I can already smell the necromancers coming in the story.

She's also known as "The Wandering Mother Goddess", and her domains are Good, Protection, Fire, Water, and Sun.

What about necromancers?

Think twice? Hoo boy, I would predict bit more...extreme reaction. Though, come to think of it, I have never seen a cleric to spontaneously combust from sheer frustration. It should be fun to watch

Radic: ...I'll go get the bomb squad.

[Dark Faun]

I hope for Radic's sake Lloyd doesn't fall in love with her... Janine won't be pleased.

What about necromancers?

They and the undead are the antithesis of living and good.

[CoffeeIncluded]

I hope for Radic's sake Lloyd doesn't fall in love with her... Janine won't be pleased.


They and the undead are the antithesis of living and good.

Yeah...

I knew that.

Janine: And that's what the extra Turning is for!