Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy

[Asta Kask]

Here is Mr Scruffy x (GS)Lord Shojo/ Kidnapping. I call it:

The Cat's Pyjamas

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*story*

Thoughts?

I laughed. My cat thought it was unrealistic (when a cat wants you, you *hear* it).

[Meg]

That also made me laugh. And happy I don't have a cat.

EDIT: On a random note, what do you think Roy carries in his pockets? He doesn't seem the type to carry string, and that's all I can think of.

[The Odor]

Actually, that's my current project, but it's really slow-going. Speaking of which, can anyone think of a general term for a place of worship? The only one I can think of is church, which isn't what I'm going for.

@ Coffee: That stinks. Having brothers with issues is not fun in any sense of the word.

Also, just for future reference, I am also female.

How about Tempel?

[CoffeeIncluded]

How about Tempel?

You mean Temple.

Cathedral maybe?

[Asta Kask]

You mean Temple.

Cathedral maybe?

Abbey is another possibility, although both sound Christian to my ears. I'd decide what it looks like and go from there. Temple is probably the most generic; shrine if it's smaller, Grand Temple if it's large.

[The Odor]

You mean Temple.

Cathedral maybe?

Whooops....

God I have a bad day... week.
I want to write something with pitchfoorks and torches. Any suggestion's?
How's your brother Coffee.

[Meg]

Yeah, I'm gonna use temple. Thanks, everyone. I'm probably going to jinx it by saying it, but my writers' block seems to have disappeared! Hooray! *scurries off to write before it returns*

[Asta Kask]

And speaking of Viagra, it's a good thing that V's got 18 intelligence...

I experience the dread you get before a horrible pun, but... why is it a good thing to have 18 intelligence around Viagra?

[The Odor]

So why is V so popular in this thread?

Face it, we're all nerds here and that typically implies two things - high intelligence and low social competence.

What do you think of the analysis?

Funny thing. I consider myself a Nerd (with capital N). But other people don't agree.

[The Dark Fiddler]

I want to write something with pitchfoorks and torches. Any suggestion's?

Crowd: You did what with that girl?!?
: Yup, it was pretty fun. *Pitchforks and torches ensue* Oh fun, it's been a while since I've had a good ol' Pitchfork and Torch fight!

[Asta Kask]

Funny thing. I consider myself a Nerd (with capital N). But other people don't agree.

Don't worry - I'll call you a nerd if you really want to. NERD!


BTW, have we named a thread "Elves Gone Wild" yet?

[The Dark Fiddler]

Don't worry - I'll call you a nerd if you really want to. NERD!


BTW, have we named a thread "Elves Gone Wild" yet?

We have Crack Pairings VIII - We Need a Half-Elf Template with a note in the OP stating "Because if it doesn't end in Elven sex, we're doing something wrong."

[ShinyDelusion]

Loved the cracktasticness of the Zz'Dtri x Giant Devil and Shojo x Scruffy fics!

Asta/V?

How about V/All the Crackficcers?

Thanks for making the V x Tsukiko pic into a banner, Zanaril!

[Oooohaloophole]

Actauly whenever I fantazize about torture and murder its like whenever you read one of those fanfics. If haley has a Bisectuality hiding in the corner then I have madness.
Anyway my next planned plan has to do with skellotens liches and the TV show "He Man"

This one is called "Dancing With Madness"


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[The Odor]

Crowd: You did what with that girl?!?
: Yup, it was pretty fun. *Pitchforks and torches ensue* Oh fun, it's been a while since I've had a good ol' Pitchfork and Torch fight!

I mean in the terms of the monster being good and the humans killing it because it's a monster. But that one has it charms... I will think about it.

[The Dark Fiddler]

This one is called "Dancing With Madness"


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Are you sure you're posting these in the right thread? This is the Crack Parings Thread and these pictures aren't very crack pairing-y.

[Asta Kask]

Well, yeah, that's probably an even bigger reason.

Though I'd beg V to teach me magic so I can basically wreck physics.

Asta/V?

Only if V is female. Otherwise my vengeance shall be terrible.

[Oooohaloophole]

Are you sure you're posting these in the right thread? This is the Crack Parings Thread and these pictures aren't very crack pairing-y.

Yeah, No More Crazy me Pics. Only Xycon/Skellator.
Just somebody asked about a Belkar Imitation and this is a reply "That Wasnt an imitation, that was me".

[The Odor]

I hate writers block. I don't even know why I have it... I try but it always get to dark and CrackLordy... Not that your stories are bad I just don't want to write of yours. It took me five minutes to write this.

[CoffeeIncluded]

How's your brother Coffee.

He smashed a gravel-filled snowball into my eye.

I experience the dread you get before a horrible pun, but... why is it a good thing to have 18 intelligence around Viagra?

This is why.

[The Odor]

He smashed a gravel-filled snowball into my eye.

I can't belive he did that. Really?

This is why.

"Neck snaps"

[CoffeeIncluded]

I can't believe he did that. Really?

Yes. Unfortunately, he did.

Luckily if there was any gravel that got stuck in my eye it missed my iris, pupil, and cornea. In any case, now I'm going to the ophthalmologist next week.

"Neck snaps"

Uhm...What kind of "Neck snap" is that?

[The Odor]

Yes. Unfortunately, he did.

Luckily if there was any gravel that got stuck in my eye it missed my iris, pupil, and cornea. In any case, now I'm going to the ophthalmologist next week.



Uhm...What kind of "Neck snap" is that?

The kind I probaly should see a cleric about... Not one of Belkar. I don't think they heal.

[CoffeeIncluded]

The kind I probaly should see a cleric about... Not one of Belkar. I don't think they heal.

No, was it one of terror? How stupid ARE those people?

[The Odor]

No, was it one of terror? How stupid ARE those people?

One caused by My fellow men just got a new low.

[CoffeeIncluded]

One of my fellow men just got a new low.

Which of the two? And would this make a good plot device?

[The Odor]

Which of the two? And would this make a good plot device?

A: Both.
B: Yes.

[CoffeeIncluded]

A: Both.
B: Yes.

Awesome! Squicktastic inspiration! How's your writer's block now?

[Asta Kask]

There's a spell in a Swedish RPG (Eon) that's called something like "Malkazar's Mighty Monolith." It resulted from the writers asking themselves what a 90-year old wizard would really want.

And yes, there is a version for female wizards as well, called something like "Katja's Unbridled Lust."

[Asta Kask]

Yes. Unfortunately, he did.

Luckily if there was any gravel that got stuck in my eye it missed my iris, pupil, and cornea. In any case, now I'm going to the ophthalmologist next week.

What I don't understand is this - you are 16 and he's 12. So you should be quite a lot taller and bigger than him. And you've been (are?) on the school swimming team, so you should be fairly fit as well. The time-honored tradition among siblings is that the older sibling beats the snot out of his/her younger siblings. Believe me, I know, I have two older brothers.

Have you considered kicking him in the balls?