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2010-01-09, 04:43 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy
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2010-01-09, 04:44 PM (ISO 8601)
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2010-01-09, 05:21 PM (ISO 8601)
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Thats no excuse. Just because sexual intercourse is part of a relationship doesnt meen its 100% of it. The thread is about making characters dance like marionets for our own sick and twisted amusement, mine happens to be about blood and gore and Sex is not part of blood and gore, You see sex in those Vital organs I tore out with my teath.....YES? Wow...AAAAH IVE BEEN OVER CREEPAFIED
Which fanwork.Last edited by Oooohaloophole; 2010-01-09 at 05:24 PM.
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2010-01-09, 05:30 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy
I only see a nymphomaniac black dragon.
What are you guys seeing?
...Oh my...
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2010-01-09, 05:34 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy
Oh, believe me, he'd probably be fine with her just being an ornament on his arm that had the added advantage of being a sorcerer and being able to hurt and control his second-in-command, but I would like to respectfully disagree with the idea that sex would just be a waste of time.
If we put aside the idea of polymorph, someone like Xykon can get pleasure from sex, even if it's not necessarily physical pleasure. Why do you think he would rape someone? (Comment about kidnapping virgins in SoD. Don't ask.) Sex can be used to assert power, even if the whole thing is consensual. Animals do it, militaries do it (mostly old-fashioned ones), and people do it. Xykon likes hurting people, and he likes controlling them. It's like a game of cat and mouse. Tiasal isn't loyal to him--she only trusts him and, because of the fact that she has nowhere else to go, she is willing to stay with him. That's far from the amount of control he'd like to have over such a valuable resource.
A way he can express his power over her and discourage Tiasal from independence is through sexual domination. Controlling her to the smallest details, from what position she's in, what she feels, when she hits high point and how, et cetera. Like a controlling/abusive father or boyfriend. Once someone feels like another person owns their body, then their will to defy them decreases. If Xykon convinces Tiasal through manipulation that he owns her, then he can control her just as much as he controls Redcloak. Or at least that's how it usually works--Tiasal may or may not be so susceptible to psychological tactics. If she grows up with herself detached from the image of Xykon as a father-figure, then she can detach herself from the idea that just because he controls her in bed doesn't mean he controls her. If she grows up clinging to him because of the confusion she's going through over Right-Eye, she's much more vulnerable.
But, it's worth mentioning, the more she attaches Redcloak to the idea of a loving father, the less power Xykon has over her. Sexual tactics, while they can degrade her, won't have such an effect if that happens.
But beyond that, it also provides something to break Redcloak with. What can he do? Xykon killed his wife, tricked him into killing his brother, killed him, and then slept with his daughter. It's just one of those over-the-top cruelties that you'd laugh at if you didn't take it so dead seriously. Xykon wouldn't consider the possibility that Reddy could snap--he's gone through so much that I don't think Xykon thinks that he has a 'snap' point.
And I don't think that Xykon would really consider what Tsukiko would do anyway. She's useful, but she annoys him, especially with her creepy come-ons. Having a consort could possibly discourage her, but that's unlikely.
V's parents will be so disappointed.
Also, there are magic items to allow undead to...experience the whole of the world. Xykon can get them fairly cheap, or simply cast Polymorph Any Object to make himself a human(or Elf or incubus or giant bear) for a time(several hours-several days, depending on what he turns into).
So that adds another reason--after so long, it'd probably be nice to sleep with someone again, especially since it's someone he moderately respects and finds interesting and who doesn't annoy him.
*points up* Most of this is answered in the top reply, but I'll address some more specific points.
I explicitly said that she doesn't expect him to love her. She'd never fall in love with him, either. People don't always have sex for love. And I'm not thinking about this just because I randomly figured, 'Hey, you know what would be really dramatic?!' one day. I don't just chuck romance in there like the story's a dartboard. That doesn't make for naturally flowing relationships. I'm thinking about this because, while I was talking about your comment about the silliness of Tiasal's behavior and her trust for Xykon, I realized that it would actually work out like this in enough time. If Tiasal leaves Xykon before she hits puberty, there's probably nothing to worry about. He's not attracted to kids, so he sends the resident pedophile in to do it for him.
I don't know how to make funny things... :< My jokes fall flat even when I put them in my horror/romance stories...
Out of interest (assuming you're not going to write it) what was that original idea you had for a V/Aandy fic? The one you wouldn't want to post on here?
Yeah, I have a sick mind.
Should I be worried that I understand the potential sexual/romantic mechanics between a walking skeleton and a prepubescent half-goblin, half-elf girl?
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2010-01-09, 05:35 PM (ISO 8601)
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Sob Sob...Can I hide under your Wing? If you dare eat me You will join my Collection of Undead dragon....Wiatresses! AAHAHAHAHAH Yes Closak and you wonder what happened to your uncle!
And Watersmurf: I meant this is a 50 50 chance. You dont HAVE TO include it. Just honestly, this would be silly. Oh Crap....Now an image is burned into my mind FOREVER! I HOPE YOU HAPPY WATERMURF! You just killed all things my puberty was leading up to. I think im going to go cry in the corner now. I think Im over it....No wait another Image popped up. Seriosly Its just getting to huge with the relationships Will tiasals Great Grandaughter Be a Half vampire/Goblin/Elf/Dwarf/Infernal scion (I know its comin)? See what Im talking about?Last edited by Oooohaloophole; 2010-01-09 at 05:58 PM.
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2010-01-09, 05:37 PM (ISO 8601)
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2010-01-09, 05:55 PM (ISO 8601)
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Especially if they were kept out of the whole of the Elven Homeland; they wouldn't be able to drop in on Aandy at inconveinient times any more. Such as every time he takes a bath.
I don't know how to make funny things... :< My jokes fall flat even when I put them in my horror/romance stories...
I had a couple. They all involved someone or everyone getting inebriated.
And one involved some sick epic-level adventurers that thought it would be fun to torture Aarindarius and 'the pretty piece of candy.'
Yeah, I have a sick mind.
Although I don't see how either of those depend on how Aandy views his relationship with V. Except in the first case if it was only V who was drunk...
Should I be worried that I understand the potential sexual/romantic mechanics between a walking skeleton and a prepubescent half-goblin, half-elf girl?
I have to disagree. Have you taken a look at the House of Horror yet?Last edited by Zanaril; 2010-01-09 at 06:11 PM.
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2010-01-09, 05:56 PM (ISO 8601)
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Discord posted an entry into the Alternative Timeline category for Iron Avatarist. I'm taking the liberty of cross-posting it here since he seems to have sworn off this thread.
I'm guessing in his reality, V and Inky traveled to Azure City and adopted Miko before the Sapphire Guard did.
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2010-01-09, 05:57 PM (ISO 8601)
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And now for some non-OOTS related stuff.
Did you know that if you shorten "Spyro The Dragon" you get "STD"?
*Smiles evilly*
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I DID IT AGAIN!!!Last edited by Closak; 2010-01-09 at 06:01 PM.
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2010-01-09, 06:01 PM (ISO 8601)
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2010-01-09, 06:15 PM (ISO 8601)
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I have to disagree. Have you taken a look at the House of Horror yet?[/QUOTE]
Still, Sex isnt 100% everything.
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2010-01-09, 06:46 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy
She's not exactly humanized. More like Raymanized. It's Kurien's style to have his characters' hands floating away from their bodies. You can see it better in this banner of his:
By the way, you asked how to make a banner. First, download the template...(the blank banner in the first post that just has the slogan). Then, import it into Inkscape, draw your own pairing, and move it near the words. Finally, export it just like you do your other OotS-style art.
The code for the banner should be [img][url=urlofthisthread]http://locationofyourimage.yourfileformat[/url][/img]
Uh...who or what are you disagreeing with?Last edited by Raging Gene Ray; 2010-01-09 at 08:20 PM.
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2010-01-09, 07:17 PM (ISO 8601)
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2010-01-09, 07:26 PM (ISO 8601)
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2010-01-09, 07:29 PM (ISO 8601)
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I write what the characters ask me to write. :)
Do you think that a Xykon/Tia relationship could work out the ways I've outlined? I could be completely wrong. It's a little hard to throw out unorganized ideas into the wide open blue without someone else around to critique it.
Like how I don't feel that people telling me white lies is a sign that they're untrustworthy and asking them questions is useless. And I don't feel that parents should invite their kids in on sex.
I have an idea, but thinking about it too far makes me tear up a little. I'm wondering if I should write it out.
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2010-01-09, 07:32 PM (ISO 8601)
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2010-01-09, 07:40 PM (ISO 8601)
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It's been a bit, GitP. If you're reading this, you're either digging through old stuff, or I've posted for the first time in forever.
If you want to stay in touch, reach out to me on twitter (same username).
The best answer is always to ask your DM.
Unless you're the DM, in which case you should talk to your players.
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2010-01-09, 07:42 PM (ISO 8601)
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It's certainly plausable, although I'm not sure how it would start. Somehow I don't see Tiasal actively pursuing a sexual relationship with Xykon even if she get a crush on him. With the circumstances she's in, I don't know if she'd even be able to work out what she was feeling for him, and she's hardly going to confide in him about it. Xykon might pick up on it, but I don't know at what point he'd decide to do something.
I have an idea, but thinking about it too far makes me tear up a little. I'm wondering if I should write it out.Last edited by Zanaril; 2010-01-09 at 07:45 PM.
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2010-01-09, 07:50 PM (ISO 8601)
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Probably when he realizes that he's got something else to hang over Reddy's head.
And honestly, the sex drive is one of the most primitive instincts. She'd be able to figure it out on some level.
Or she'd ask someone. Like Xykon. Or worse...Tsukiko...That would not end well.My webcomic!
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2010-01-09, 08:04 PM (ISO 8601)
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Because she's going to get more and more aggressive about getting him in bed with her.
At one point, she sneaks into his room at an inn, wearing a barely-legal outfit (Think Haley's seductress dress or Tsukiko's nightie), trying to invoke this trope.Last edited by CoffeeIncluded; 2010-01-09 at 08:04 PM.
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2010-01-09, 08:06 PM (ISO 8601)
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Yes, but it would be beyond creepy. I think you'd probably be able to write it well, though.
There's an easy solution here.Last edited by Meg; 2010-01-09 at 08:08 PM.
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2010-01-09, 08:11 PM (ISO 8601)
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2010-01-09, 08:12 PM (ISO 8601)
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To all who posted fics: Great job all around. I'd give more personalized comments, but, as it turns out, having a job does NOT result in more free time! Who knew?
I also give thanks to those who offered compliments toward my fic. I'll post more stuff, but not all that often.
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2010-01-09, 08:15 PM (ISO 8601)
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Not dead, but disappeared from their lives. For now, at least.
I don't think that she'd gain sexual feelings until puberty or after it. When she gets a pair of hips that are hopefully more suited than her mother's and a chest that hopefully shows which sex she is, that is. (Actually, if that happened, I don't know what the cleric would do. As a pedophile, he'd no longer be interested, but as a sexual controller, he'd have more urges and would have a much harder time controlling them.)
I think that when Xykon figured it out, and he would, he'd just be mildly amused at first. Then maybe he'd flirt with her while around Redcloak and have her hang off his arm. If he decided she needed a reminder about who is the leader here, or if he just figured he'd use a polymorph spell to 'relive his life', he'd probably just take her. She would be willing to do it, if not completely understanding what it was.
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2010-01-09, 09:09 PM (ISO 8601)
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I came up with names for my OotSJr. Can be checked in my siggy.
Beware the many wrong things in this spoiler!SpoilerThe Order of the Stick Jr.
Meet : Alexander, Joan, Ross, Leilandius, Hitomi, Ngoc and Arduvanius
As interpreted (and drawn) by yours truly, Yiuel
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2010-01-09, 09:41 PM (ISO 8601)
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D'aw! Discord's picture is really cute!
Well, since Janine's female and Lloyd's male, you'll get away with a lot more than you would be able to were their roles reversed. With that in mind, if you're really worried about going too far, you can give yourself a lot of saftey room by deciding what would really squick you personally out if Janine were male and Lloyd were female and draw the line there.
Nice names, Yiuel.That's what she said.Susan Sto Helit avatar by Felyndiira.