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2010-01-11, 11:53 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy
Holy jeebers this thread grows fast. :D So much to catch up on! O.O
Dragon Age swallowed me up. I just can't stop marveling at the insane amounts of effort that were put into it, especially dialogues, character development and intra-party relationships. Against all odds, Bioware finally decided to hire writers worth their salt! And the voice acting! And the multiple quest solutions! And the graphics! Sheer candy landscape goodness! And animated faces! I'm so happy to be living in this age.
Now that I'm done squeeing...
Belkar doesn't mind visiting prostitutes for both genders.
Belkar wants to "shtup" V.
Discuss.
Unless it's just me who keeps feeling like all the little threads are coming together.
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2010-01-11, 12:13 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy
Reaction of Chlorine with Sodium Hydroxide
Chlorine reacts with a cold solution of Sodium Hydroxide to give a mixture of Sodium Chloride, NaCl, and Sodium Hypochlorite, NaOCl.
Cl2 + 2 NaOH ==> NaCl + NaOCl + H2O
Chlorine reacts with a hot solution of Sodium Hydroxide to give a mixture of Sodium Chloride and Sodium Chlorate.
3 Cl2 + 6 NaOH ==> 5 NaCl + NaClO3 + 3 H2O
So, hot or cold sodium hydroxide?
Remember, I took three semesters of chemistry at the university...
How about "If you can't be with the one you love, love the one you're with."?Last edited by Asta Kask; 2010-01-11 at 12:23 PM.
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2010-01-11, 12:30 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy
You took the words right out off my mouth. Soooooo much to read.
I'm glad you like Dragon Age. I plan on getting it also, once the price goes down a bit. (or until I can't wait any longer, whichever comes first )
Could be worse. We could veer off topic so baddly that Roland has to step in here and fix it.Your local Cleric.
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2010-01-11, 12:31 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy
Good to see I'm not the only one who's clinging onto these small shreds of cracktastic anticipation.
Poor Discord.
Look, I only have to know the basic reaction for thursday's chemistry test. AS level chemistry test.
If I try to learn anything new right now, I think I'll start pushing more important things out of the other ear.
Edit: Cold sodium hydroxide, since it's sodium hypochlorite that's commonly known as bleach.Last edited by Zanaril; 2010-01-11 at 12:42 PM.
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2010-01-11, 12:34 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy
You won't say that when she injects you with sleeping agent before having sex.
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2010-01-11, 12:43 PM (ISO 8601)
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Regarding Dragon Age.
Fuggin Blood Mages...
And don't think i have forgotten about you Loghain!
When i get my magey hands on you i'm gonna turn you into dragon feed.
I just had a sick thought.
...Darkspawn Broodmother/Tsukiko
In other news, the ABD is acting all horny again. Hasn't she had enough yet? *Get's dragged away by the tail along with about a dozen other people*
What the?
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2010-01-11, 12:44 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy
Well, Belkar is clearly in love with V but, having given up any hope of ever scoring with 'her', he goes to hookers to work of his lust. It is a tragic situation, compounded only by V's growing love for Durkon. I think the end will come when B finds V and D making out. Maddened by jealousy, he attacks. D, taking B's clothes for clorophyll blasts away full power.
I should write for a soap opera.
Hmm... and the less said about sodium chlorate, the better. (Incidentally, sodium hypochlorite is used by the immune system to kill bacteria.)Last edited by Asta Kask; 2010-01-11 at 02:15 PM.
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2010-01-11, 02:00 PM (ISO 8601)
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Um, No offence but....Can somebody review the Next chapter of my fic....Please?
Oh and if I where redcloak Id ALSO have one trick up my sleeve "Xycons Phylactery". I think you mentioned that Redcloak has it and if not well forget this. Its not a big advantage but its still one. For some reason I keep Imagining redcloak snapping and sorta doing a camicadze attack on Xycon while jumping off a cliff while using rebuke undead and smashing Xycons Phylactery.
Have you thought about Tiasal taking it the other way around and using her sexual looks (But with more Subtelty than ....darn, still cannot remember her name) as a tool for some sort? Like lets not forget that Tiasal is doubting everybody and I dont think Xycon deserves an exeption. Shure youv given a Big Profile on how she would trust him but still, he works on a Why shouldnt I kill you basis" and her excuse is that she is a tool for manipulating Her father, I probably wouldnt forgett that im living on the fact That im entertianing and a tool (Wether or not im willing to work for him is just a bonus).
And is it just me or does everybody NOT want the relationship between Tiasal and Xycon?
Oh and can you tell me her Future outfit? Id like to draw that.
Edit: and Xycon Lacks a pelvis!.Last edited by Oooohaloophole; 2010-01-11 at 02:01 PM.
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2010-01-11, 03:03 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy
Are you speaking from experience?
Now I'm scared what Belkar would do if he ever learns about that trick with potassium chlorate and a gummi bear...
Clearly Belkar wants experience on the off chance that V is male.My webcomic!
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2010-01-11, 03:16 PM (ISO 8601)
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It's been a bit, GitP. If you're reading this, you're either digging through old stuff, or I've posted for the first time in forever.
If you want to stay in touch, reach out to me on twitter (same username).
The best answer is always to ask your DM.
Unless you're the DM, in which case you should talk to your players.
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2010-01-11, 03:21 PM (ISO 8601)
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2010-01-11, 03:22 PM (ISO 8601)
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Alas, no. At that age, my panic disorder made me suffer from Stan Marsh Syndrome. So I was never a normal teenager...
But I've learned some tricks to cope with it since then.
My brothers used a chlorate-sugar bomb to blow up a wastebin. Or, not really blow up - the sides were elegantly folded. Afterwards, it was just plain round...
Is he a Bi-Sexy Shoeless God of War?
How did your Latin test go?Avatar by CoffeeIncluded
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2010-01-11, 03:32 PM (ISO 8601)
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2010-01-11, 03:37 PM (ISO 8601)
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I certainly hope you're not. Who wants to be normal? Normal = average = mediocre = middle-of-the-road. I have you placed in the upper 10% when it comes to intelligence. At least.
And when I say 'allergic to love', I don't mean 'felt queasy'. I mean I ran to the bathroom and throw up. If there was no bathroom around - well, worse luck.Avatar by CoffeeIncluded
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2010-01-11, 03:38 PM (ISO 8601)
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Heh, DC 80+ Escape Artist check to get inside people, even if those people are smaller than you.
And yet again D&D rules rapes logic and pisses on it.
...*Uses Escape Artist to squeeze inside a Halfling*
Look! A Huge sized black dragon somehow manages to fit inside a Halfling!Last edited by Closak; 2010-01-11 at 03:42 PM.
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2010-01-11, 03:39 PM (ISO 8601)
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2010-01-11, 03:42 PM (ISO 8601)
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Anyway, Kaytara said something vaguely related to the topic of the thread.
No, I don't think Belkar is bi-sexual. Or even bi-curious. He was somewhat reluctant to check on the male prostitutes (who probably mostly serve other men, if history be any guide.) And he has said that he is secure enough in his sexuality to make jokes at Roy's expense.
Not that this reasoning should be construed as an excuse not to make B/V homosexual pairings.Avatar by CoffeeIncluded
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2010-01-11, 03:47 PM (ISO 8601)
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2010-01-11, 03:50 PM (ISO 8601)
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2010-01-11, 03:53 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy
Know what? I've gone too long without doing a crack pairing. I'm going to type up a short Elan/Shadowdancer after I finish my Latin.
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2010-01-11, 03:54 PM (ISO 8601)
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Alot have happend.
Great stories.
New members. Since when do we have recruit value?
And I have writer's block again!!!!!!!!!!!
Huuh. Might be a good way to get rid of my writer's block. *Goes of to look at his MANY character sheets*
In my stargate atlantis cross over would you prefer:
Every stargate person remain Human.
Every stargate person becomes the race I think fit the best.Last edited by The Odor; 2010-01-11 at 04:05 PM.
Evil. Iam diffrent. Have a problem with that...
My avatarsSpoilerThanks To Dashwood for Spider avatar.
Thanks To Mr Saturn for Goth Man avatar.
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2010-01-11, 04:09 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy
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2010-01-11, 04:11 PM (ISO 8601)
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But feel free to hit them with Polymorph later on [Insert evil grin here]
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2010-01-11, 04:11 PM (ISO 8601)
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Evil. Iam diffrent. Have a problem with that...
My avatarsSpoilerThanks To Dashwood for Spider avatar.
Thanks To Mr Saturn for Goth Man avatar.
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2010-01-11, 04:14 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy
It would still be weird if they suddenly transformed into other races.
Unless you were doing one of those things where the players are transported into the game they're playing.
Maybe if they slowly transformed, over a period of a few days.
And it takes them that long to realise why they're growing point ears.Last edited by Zanaril; 2010-01-11 at 04:42 PM.
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2010-01-11, 04:15 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy
ABD: Get in my belly!
Rodney: SHEPARD!!! *Runs away in a panic*
Shepard: (Sigh) What now Rodney?
Rodney: D-d-d-d-dra-DRAGON!!!
Shepard: Oh for the love of *Spots the ABD* ...Sh*t!
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2010-01-11, 04:16 PM (ISO 8601)
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2010-01-11, 04:17 PM (ISO 8601)
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2010-01-11, 04:20 PM (ISO 8601)
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2010-01-11, 04:34 PM (ISO 8601)
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Okay, so here's a short Elan/Shadowdancer. Short because I have history homework.
SpoilerThe Shadowdancer--Alan--made a little noise of surprise. He wasn't expecting the King of Nowhere to show up so early! And with so many extra people as well! He silently counted the number of people to himself...Hotel staff, dwarf advisor, a redhead who was probably a prostitute, and...
Ugh. He could faintly make out a person with a green shirt and blond hair, but he couldn't see who it was in detail. And the blood was starting to rush to his head.
Alan swung back and forth, trying to get a better look at whoever it was, when he overshot, crashing through the window into an ignominious heap in front of the King of Nowhere.
He gulped and started to sweat as the king, the staff, and his advisers crowded around him.
"What the--Who are you?!" shouted one of the hotel staff.
"Isn't it obvious? Black suit, black mask, all-around sneaky appearance?" Alan started to sweat even more--How did the king's concubine reach the correct conclusion so quickly? He had to find a way out of this and fast. Alan opened his mouth, ready to say whatever came to mind first, when--
"No Haley, he's a jester!" It was the young man with blond hair and...Brilliant blue eyes...A shirt that advertised his lithe form...Lilting voice...
Alan found himself sweating for an entirely different reason.
"A what? Elan, has that concussion knocked the last bit of sense out of your head?"
Alan interrupted before the King's suspicion's could be rekindled. "N-No! The handsome young man is right; I am a jester! See? Give me some fruit or something."
"Okay..." Alan was handed three apples. He sighed and began juggling them, thanking the gods that he used to be a street performer.
"See? See! I told you, Roy!"
And there was that handsome young man again...And now he was joining in, standing next to him...Concentrate Alan, concentrate..."
"Juggle, juggle, juggle, juggle the apples for the king!"
Alan didn't know how, but he somehow managed to get through that without arousing any more suspicion. He smiled at the young man--Elan--Who smiled back innocently.
Alan sidled over and said, "Room 608, cutie," as he grabbed Elan's behind and walked out the door.
He didn't notice Elan's eyes, wide with shock. Nor the slight whimper that came from his mouth.
He also didn't notice Haley's expression of murderous rage.
And back to work!
God I hate homework.My webcomic!
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