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2010-01-11, 04:39 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy
I know not of these people, so I can't use any names. Fill in whatever you like.
Person 1: Hey, your ears are a bit...
Person 2: A bit what? *Feels ears, shudders* ohmigawd...
Person 1: What? What's wrong?!
Person 2: Nothing. Now on an unrelated note, nobody disturb me for the next 20 minutes or so. *Pokes ears again*
It's been a bit, GitP. If you're reading this, you're either digging through old stuff, or I've posted for the first time in forever.
If you want to stay in touch, reach out to me on twitter (same username).
The best answer is always to ask your DM.
Unless you're the DM, in which case you should talk to your players.
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2010-01-11, 04:41 PM (ISO 8601)
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- In my 30m² flat in Berlin
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2010-01-11, 04:42 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2006
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Re: Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy
Last edited by Zanaril; 2010-01-11 at 04:45 PM.
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2010-01-11, 04:43 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy
I'm no writer, but I can think up squicky pairings. Now, we all know that Belkar is going to DIEDIEDIEDIEDIE!!! and not come back as an undead whatever. Don't we? Good.
But in another universe, Tsukiko re-animated Belkar and decided to take revenge on him by making him her love-slave...Avatar by CoffeeIncluded
Oooh, and that's a bad miss.
“Don't exercise your freedom of speech until you have exercised your freedom of thought.”
― Tim Fargo
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2010-01-11, 04:44 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy
Last edited by Asta Kask; 2010-01-11 at 04:45 PM.
Avatar by CoffeeIncluded
Oooh, and that's a bad miss.
“Don't exercise your freedom of speech until you have exercised your freedom of thought.”
― Tim Fargo
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2010-01-11, 04:46 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Where the dragons are
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Re: Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy
Or a dragons tail.
Don't forget the tails man.
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2010-01-11, 04:47 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2008
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- Sevy, Melville
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Re: Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy
Is there a way to succeed a check that high Without using magic?
Otherwise, I'm going crazy (and having lots of fun) :
Last edited by Yiuel; 2010-01-11 at 05:55 PM.
Beware the many wrong things in this spoiler!SpoilerThe Order of the Stick Jr.
Meet : Alexander, Joan, Ross, Leilandius, Hitomi, Ngoc and Arduvanius
As interpreted (and drawn) by yours truly, Yiuel
Yiuel LeMelvillois
Only on blank paper do we write the best stories...
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2010-01-11, 04:48 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy
But would Belkar consider that a bad thing?
It's one of the rules of the thread.
What did you think of my latest one. Unfortunately, I forgot to put the erotic shadow puppetry (Which I was unfortunately forced to bear witness to a few years back), which is why I did Elan/Shadowdancer in the first place.
But feel free to use it in your own pairings, like with the soundproofed music rooms.My webcomic!
Currently DMing:
Tales of Aequar: Runite's Rise IC
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Playing Natalia Bolts,Jadeite Nocrius, and Soren Lowell
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2010-01-11, 04:50 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy
...ABD/The schools janitor in the soundproofed music rooms.
Now featuring half-dragon offspring as a result.
And a very traumatized janitor.
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2010-01-11, 04:50 PM (ISO 8601)
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- The Abyss (Kiev Ukrain)
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Re: Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy
Heh heh heh. You know, if I went back in time to tell myself i would be reading fanfiction I think i would choke myself.
I share your pain on homework as well (Its all a conspiracy in order for us to go to therapy more!
Oh pionty ears, i had that even before I joined this thread( the fetish not the ears....Dont we wish we did? Living for hundreds of years, casting spells pointy ears).
God closak have some self restraint......Whats ABD? Let me guess ANOTHER erotic sexual fetishLast edited by Oooohaloophole; 2010-01-11 at 04:56 PM.
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2010-01-11, 04:53 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy
It's been a bit, GitP. If you're reading this, you're either digging through old stuff, or I've posted for the first time in forever.
If you want to stay in touch, reach out to me on twitter (same username).
The best answer is always to ask your DM.
Unless you're the DM, in which case you should talk to your players.
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2010-01-11, 05:01 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2009
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- Where the dragons are
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Re: Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy
ABD is the Ancient Black Dragon.
I am of the firm belief that she was in her complete right in trying to kill V's kids.
Really, V started it.
Don't do it to others if you don't want it to happen to yourself.Last edited by Closak; 2010-01-11 at 05:02 PM.
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2010-01-11, 05:03 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy
Cute story, CoffeeIncluded. I liked how well you captured the Shadowdancer's growing discomfort/attraction to Elan. That worked out real well.
Nice ending, too.
Originally Posted by ClosakAssistant Executioneer of the Fanclub
Grunt Spearman of the Fanclub
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2010-01-11, 05:21 PM (ISO 8601)
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2010-01-11, 05:28 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2009
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Re: Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy
Thank you.
One time a man with a...Lackluster love life tried making a potion made from dragon's tail and elven ears (Both donated).
He tried one drop of the potion with his girlfriend. They didn't get out of bed for a week. Afterwards, exhilarated by the effects, he tried downing the entire vial at once.
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Today the potion can only be purchased with a prescription. Consumption of more than two drops of it at any one time will result in this.My webcomic!
Currently DMing:
Tales of Aequar: Runite's Rise IC
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Playing Natalia Bolts,Jadeite Nocrius, and Soren Lowell
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2010-01-11, 05:33 PM (ISO 8601)
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...STUPID!
Seriously stupid.
That's what you get for being an idiot
Also, why is there a half-dragon rabbit on my lawn?
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2010-01-11, 05:36 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy
Because ABD is cheating on you.
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2010-01-11, 05:40 PM (ISO 8601)
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- England
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2010-01-11, 05:41 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2009
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Re: Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy
My webcomic!
Currently DMing:
Tales of Aequar: Runite's Rise IC
OOC Map
Playing Natalia Bolts,Jadeite Nocrius, and Soren Lowell
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2010-01-11, 05:42 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2006
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Re: Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy
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2010-01-11, 05:43 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy
except she cheated with a rabbit not an elf.
I don't think you want to know what else she cheated with Closak.
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2010-01-11, 05:44 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy
Yeah, funny thing about female dragons.
If the victim is anything else than another dragon they have a habit of eating them once the breeding is over with.
ABD: Now that we are done mating i'm going to eat you *Gobbles up rabbit* Yum-yum.
Heh.
...Half-dragon horse?
...Half-dragon centaur?
Half-dragon purple worm?
Half-dragon gelatinous cube...
Half-dragon shark!?
...What the...Last edited by Closak; 2010-01-11 at 05:46 PM.
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2010-01-11, 05:45 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy
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2010-01-11, 05:52 PM (ISO 8601)
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- The Abyss (Kiev Ukrain)
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2010-01-11, 05:54 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy
...*Planeshifts rabbit*
It can take over another plane instead for all i care.
...*Noms a random elf who was passing by*
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2010-01-11, 05:56 PM (ISO 8601)
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2010-01-11, 05:57 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy
Last edited by Oooohaloophole; 2010-01-11 at 05:58 PM.
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2010-01-11, 06:02 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy
So? *Calls my master to smite Oooohaloophole*
...Dude...overkill, there was no need to throw him into a black hole!
Master: Who cares, problem solved, now if you excuse me i have other things to do *Vanishes*
...*Goes back to my cave*
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2010-01-11, 06:06 PM (ISO 8601)
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- New York
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Re: Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy
My webcomic!
Currently DMing:
Tales of Aequar: Runite's Rise IC
OOC Map
Playing Natalia Bolts,Jadeite Nocrius, and Soren Lowell
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2010-01-11, 06:10 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2009
Re: Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy
Hello, My name is Hiro Asakura, You killed my friend. Prepare to die.
SMITE EVIL!My name is not really Hiro Asakura. it's a D&D character of mine.
oh and you were indirectly responsible Closak. you're going to die as well. SMITE EVIL! (these are both the non double entendre version.)