Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy

[Closak]

A lot has happened my dear Coffee, a lot.

[CoffeeIncluded]

Dammit, we've got to wait until Dark Fiddler and Lira get on.

*Grumbles angrily*

[Closak]

So...Thread overkill?


*Parties*

[Mystic Muse]

*Parties*

*kills* BLEEPING DIE ALREADY!

[Closak]

Oh for the love of...*Get's back up and teleports away*

Sorry to rain on your parade Kyuubi, but i have no intention of dying anytime soon.

By the way, you are standing on a trap *Trap explodes and deals 25d6 force damage to Kyuubi*

Gotcha

[The Dark Fiddler]

Dammit, we've got to wait until Dark Fiddler and Lira get on.

*Grumbles angrily*

There was a reason I left the next title for you guys.

[Mystic Muse]

oh explosive runes. nice one Closak. I'm aware that the actual explosive runes does fire damage

Except 25d6, even maximized, isn't anywhere near enough to kill me. you might have gotten a cut on my finger if you got lucky.

[Closak]

But you see Kyuubi, i wasn't meant to kill you.
It was meant to spite you.

I have something considerably bigger next time though

[Lira]

I'm on! Now let's get that new thread posted before my employers notice what I'm doing.

[Mystic Muse]

hey, I've gotten enough spite from Zanaril spiking that water!

*looks back.* Dayum she still looks cute

[CoffeeIncluded]

Hooray!

There was a reason I left the next title for you guys.

Sorry, I didn't mean to sound rude.

[Asta Kask]

Hooray!



Sorry, I didn't mean to sound rude.

I wrote a crack pairing for Murphy's Law. Whaddya think?

[CoffeeIncluded]

I wrote a crack pairing for Murphy's Law. Whaddya think?

I don't get the last couple of lines. Sorry.

[Asta Kask]

When she invited him to drink tea, she did not expect that they would just sit around and... well, imbibe hot beverage. But he didn't get it what she meant, and she was too embarrased to make a more direct proposal along the lines of "Lets have wild sex!"

A friend had this happen to him. The lady asked him up for tea and he agreed. Then she asked if he would like to sleep over, and he (completely oblivious) said "Yeah, you have a nice sofa, I'll sleep there." And she just looked disappointed (which he completely missed) and went to her bedroom. And a couple of days later he said "d'oh" in quite a loud voice as he suddenly understood what he meant.

[Lubirio]

And here, lo and behold, a pairing with two not-so-good people, involving a somehow-good plot device:

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"Tsukiko! There's intruders in the southern district, I need you to take care of them!"
Tsukiko: "Umm... I'm coming, give me a sec!"
"Alright, don't take your time, it's the resistance!"
A little while later, in the southern district:
"Belkar! That witch is coming, prepare to kill those undead! And what is SHE WEARING?!"
Jumps out of the pineapple pot, daggers raised, with a devilish grin on his face "Let's get this done."
In a split second, Belkar sees the Tsukiko coming around a corner, wearing what seems to some costume made for people who serve tea, possibly those who clean. It looked hot too, she made it so, and as he stared, Belkar lost all track of time and was entranced by the woman running towards them with a murderous look on her face.
Tsukiko: "What are YOU looking at?!" Tsukiko screamed loudly at Belkar. Though she made her face and tone hostile, he looked kind of cute there, staring, drooling even.
Snapping out of it as the woman yelled at him, he looked up at her face, threw his daggers in random directions, hitting undead left and right, and ran towards her, hands raised in anticipation. "I... I uh..."
Tsukiko: What is he doing? She looked at Belkar, puzzled. "Oh, little man!" Suddenly realizing what he came running towards her for, she opened her arms wide.

To be continued by your imagination...

I don't quite know how far we can go, but this is very PG and not explicit, though somewhat suggestive.

You can try to guess what the plot device is...

[Meg]

And here, lo and behold, a pairing with two not-so-good people, involving a somehow-good plot device:

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"Tsukiko! There's intruders in the southern district, I need you to take care of them!"
Tsukiko: "Umm... I'm coming, give me a sec!"
"Alright, don't take your time, it's the resistance!"
A little while later, in the southern district:
"Belkar! That witch is coming, prepare to kill those undead! And what is SHE WEARING?!"
Jumps out of the pineapple pot, daggers raised, with a devilish grin on his face "Let's get this done."
In a split second, Belkar sees the Tsukiko coming around a corner, wearing what seems to some costume made for people who serve tea, possibly those who clean. It looked hot too, she made it so, and as he stared, Belkar lost all track of time and was entranced by the woman running towards them with a murderous look on her face.
Tsukiko: "What are YOU looking at?!" Tsukiko screamed loudly at Belkar. Though she made her face and tone hostile, he looked kind of cute there, staring, drooling even.
Snapping out of it as the woman yelled at him, he looked up at her face, threw his daggers in random directions, hitting undead left and right, and ran towards her, hands raised in anticipation. "I... I uh..."
Tsukiko: What is he doing? She looked at Belkar, puzzled. "Oh, little man!" Suddenly realizing what he came running towards her for, she opened her arms wide.

To be continued by your imagination...

I don't quite know how far we can go, but this is very PG and not explicit, though somewhat suggestive.

You can try to guess what the plot device is...

(Pssst: We're on a new thread. Repost there. )