Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves

[Zanaril]

@MasamuneSSX I have never seen FATAL with my own eyes, but here’s the TV Tropes article …er yeah, I don’t think I can discuss that abomination cleanly.

...

I'm laughing and crying. Laughing and crying.

But there still has to be a way to use that monstrosity. Even if it just consists of the characters involved staring in horror, then leaping into the Snarl to forget what they've seen.


Or maybe Xykon tries playing it and end up getting squicked out.

[Closak]

I still think that Sabine would play that willingly.

Everyone else though would run away screaming...Maybe not Xykon, he just use it as another torture device.

[Aaron]

...Oh dear ancestors *Falls over laughing*

I can't stop laughing at the image.
Damn it MReav!
*Keeps laughing, accidentally sending acid spittle flying in every direction as i roll on the floor clutching my stomach*

Oh dear...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Maybe have Xykon playing Celine Dion in the background too?

*Joins everyone else on the floor laughing*

Can't...stop...too...funny!

*Hicup*

[Closak]

Actually, that get's me wondering.

What's the size of a dragons-URK *Is dragged away by DA MODS*

...Help? *Get's pummeled by da hammer!*


Medic? I have been mutilated by angry moderators.

[Aaron]

What's the size of a dragons-URK *Is dragged away by DA MODS*

...Help? *Get's pummeled by da hammer!*

Medic? I have been mutilated by angry moderators.

*pulls up a chair and popcorn*

Now this is entertainment.

And no, I'm not helping.

[CoffeeIncluded]

Won't take that bet(here). If you want to do it, add it to the FF.net group. I wasn't joking about seeing threads locked for discussing FATAL.

For everyone who says I can't I can and WILL make it clean. I'll even PM it to Dark Fiddler first so he can tell you guys that it's PG rated!

I'm going somewhere right now and when I'm back, I'll show you guys!

[Mystic Muse]

you know I would,

But you're an evil Chromatic dragon of Tiamat. So I don't think I will.

[Closak]

Coffee: This is going to get...interesting.

Kyuubi: Aww man *Get's hit by a giant spiked chain while the mods laugh*

The pain, the pain!


Uhhh...Hello? Where is everyone? *Is electrocuted by a Nimmy*
AARRRGH!!!

[Devixer]

@Dark Apprentice While I’m sure I’d enjoy your latest fic, PM’s have the same restrictions as threads, so it’s probably not going to help.

True, but I said e-mail, not PM.

[Zanaril]

Oh, if anyone wants to see my latest fic, let ne know and I'll e-mail it to you.

What's your latest fic about?

[Closak]

Maybe it's the ABD having an orgy or something.

Or Sabine screwing every male within a 20 mile radius.

...Or Roland using me for target practice *Get's shot*

[Mystic Muse]

For everyone who says I can't I can and WILL make it clean. I'll even PM it to Dark Fiddler first so he can tell you guys that it's PG rated!

I'm going somewhere right now and when I'm back, I'll show you guys!

PM the mods. If it gets a PG rating from them it's okay.

Otherwise, it isn't worth it.

[Devixer]

What's your latest fic about?

Well, before Roland made his voice heard, I wrote a me/Tsukiko fic, hoping to get rid of my writer's block.

[ShinyDelusion]

Shiny: How did V cast Plane shift? He/she is the right level, but it is a Conjuring spell: One of V's barred schools. Otherwise, great story.

Ack! I forgot. Thanks for catching that one for me; I'll try to remember that next time I have V casting something.

Your latest made me giggle, Sereg.

Also, is the Giant just screwing with us? We have yet another character Bisexual in-canon. I mean, really. It's not like we need the help pairing everyone/everyone.

Are you talking about Belkar in 698 or Tsukiko in 700? Because Tsukiko's way more debatable than Belkar.

*reads TvTropes article on the tabletop game in question* Be very careful, Coffee...

Interesting story, Taekwondodo. I liked it.

I'd love to read your story, Dark Apprentice! But more importantly, did writing it help you with your writer's block?

[Zanaril]

Also, is the Giant just screwing with us? We have yet another character Bisexual in-canon.

It's probably wishful thinking.

Although it is likely that he's noticed our continual prescience and wacky titles. All he has to do is glance at the first page of the OOTS board.


See also: "I have held power about which even the mightiest archmage can do naught but write bad self-insertion fanfiction!" It still cracks me up.

Hmmm... possible V/Aandy plot device? (Or plot device in general?) I need to write something.

[Devixer]

I'd love to read your story, Dark Apprentice! But more importantly, did writing it help you with your writer's block?

That's a bit of an enigma. Writing it went smoothly, but I haven't gotten around to anything since.

[ShinyDelusion]

That's a bit of an enigma. Writing it went smoothly, but I haven't gotten around to anything since.

Hm... Well, maybe if you rolled up something new you could do it again.

[Devixer]

Perhaps I will. Anyway, if you still want, I'll e-mail you that fic.

[ShinyDelusion]

Perhaps I will. Anyway, if you still want, I'll e-mail you that fic.

Sure, go ahead. And good luck with whatever you're attempting next!

[CoffeeIncluded]

*reads TvTropes article on the tabletop game in question* Be very careful, Coffee...

Don't worry. I haven't been able to write it yet, but I have the story in my head, and this is the most explicit part:

Roy gaped in horror at the way the dice roll landed. "That...That's like a tree stump!"

Belkar grinned. "A tree trunk, you say? Aww yeah Roy, you can level entire forests with--"

"Not a tree trunk, a tree stump."

Belkar's smile froze. "Oh. Ew."

A few feet away, Haley winced, whimpered, then crossed her legs.

[Aaron]

Don't worry. I haven't been able to write it yet, but I have the story in my head, and this is the most explicit part:

Roy gaped in horror at the way the dice roll landed. "That...That's like a tree stump!"
Belkar grinned. "A tree trunk, you say? Aww yeah Roy, you can level entire forests with--"
"Not a tree trunk, a tree stump."
Belkar's smile froze. "Oh. Ew."
A few feet away, Haley winced, whimpered, then crossed her legs.

O dear...

Well, let your PG-13 imagination keep flowing, I guess.

[Zanaril]

Don't worry.

I suspected that it was going to be the OOTS playing it. I wonder who else is participating.

And what V's reaction to it all is.

[ShinyDelusion]

Don't worry. I haven't been able to write it yet, but I have the story in my head, and this is the most explicit part:

Roy gaped in horror at the way the dice roll landed. "That...That's like a tree stump!"

Belkar grinned. "A tree trunk, you say? Aww yeah Roy, you can level entire forests with--"

"Not a tree trunk, a tree stump."

Belkar's smile froze. "Oh. Ew."

A few feet away, Haley winced, whimpered, then crossed her legs.

But I suppose we've had worse, so, have fun with it, I guess.

[CoffeeIncluded]

I suspected that it was going to be the OOTS playing it. I wonder who else is participating.

And what V's reaction to it all is.

Well, if that's the dirtiest part, would it be okay to post?

V's reaction is going to be hilarious.

[Zanaril]

Well, if that's the dirtiest part, would it be okay to post?

V's reaction is going to be hilarious.

I don't think there'll be any problem.

And yes, V's going to have to realise that in this game, anatomy (and specifications) do have an effect on the game mechanics.

An ink smudge just won't be enough,

[Aaron]

Well, if that's the dirtiest part, would it be okay to post?

V's reaction is going to be hilarious.

I guess it's ok. As long as most of the rest of the story isn't that dirty.

[CoffeeIncluded]

I guess it's ok. As long as most of the rest of the story isn't that dirty.

Don't worry, it's not.

[Aaron]

Don't worry, it's not.

Wheew! Thats a relief. *Puts bucket of Holy Brain Bleach back in cabinet*

[CoffeeIncluded]

Wheew! Thats a relief. *Puts bucket of Holy Brain Bleach back in cabinet*

You know how I write; I'm sure you can guess at the nature of it. It'll be PG, maybe low PG-13.

[Water-Smurf]

@Water-Smurf: Considering the amount of thought you've already put into their dynamic, it'll take me a bit before I can puzzle out a worthy response to your request for helping flesh out Yutrin/Mijung. Also, while I haven't read all of it, I have enjoyed what I've read of Dumped on the Rooster so far.

Thanks so much. :)

I promised I'd post something on Wednesday, right? Well, it's still Tuesday here, but I told my referate it sucked and that I don't want to see it anymore (I already held it, but my teacher told me to overwork it... No chance.) and got to some sketch cleaning: Adult Tiasal Necromancer

Wow! That's so pretty! :D I didn't know you had a DA account...

<.<....>.>

CURSE YOU WATER-SMURF
CURSE YOU FOR HOOKING ME ON CRACK PAIRINGS....
CURSE YOUR / stories
They are just AWESOME.....

You know, this has been a rather common reaction to Water-smurf's work. Several people have been coaxed into the thread/out of hiding (*cough*) by her writing.

*raises hand* I was shoved into the public light of this thread by Water-smurf.

Wow, really? *rubs back of head and blushes* Thanks.

Now I know where to do when I need an ego boost.

That's because it's awesome. I, for one, can't wait until she's writing original novels. (Or whatever the heck else she cares to write and publish, I'm there with my wallet open, first in line.)

...*blushes and looks at feet bashfully* Um, well, I actually have a goal of finishing up a manuscript by the time I get out of college. If you guys are still around by then, I'll tell you the title.

Come on people, I’m carrying the team here, give me more “Dumped on the Rooster”, “It all Started with a Kiss”, “Oots jr.”, anything, pretty please.

I shall help with this!
{Scrubbed}