Crack Pairings VII - Bring Bottled Water, Our Water is Spiked With Love Potion

[Closak]

I just had a rather cuddly moment with the dog.
He laid down on his back and practically begged to be scratched on the belly.

So there i was for a good 10 minutes scratching the dog while he lies on his back with a idiotic grin and his tongue hanging out the side of the mouth like he was drugged or something



I am getting the feeling that tomorrow is going to be a absolutely crappy day.
Sadly these feelings usually turn out to be correct


Belkar is pretty funny sometimes, wouldn't want to meet him face-to-face though.

[Lix Lorn]

And the 'victory' goes to you. Enjoy the cold. XD

[The Odor]

I just had a rather cuddly moment with the dog.
He laid down on his back and practically begged to be scratched on the belly.

So there i was for a good 10 minutes scratching the dog while he lies on his back with a idiotic grin and his tongue hanging out the side of the mouth like he was drugged or something

Cats can be worse. They can do that and sill demand the best chair in the house. Sometimes I wonder who is the pet.

[Zanaril]

Sometimes I wonder who is the pet.

I thought it was common knowledge that cats keep human slaves?

[The Odor]

I thought it was common knowledge that cats keep human slaves?

I know. Save me from slav..... *battle sounds*

[Lix Lorn]

No point fighting the feline overlords. XD

[The Odor]

No point fighting the feline overlords. XD

I've learned that now. For now.

[Asta Kask]

Cats can be worse. They can do that and sill demand the best chair in the house. Sometimes I wonder who is the pet.

That's just a stupid question...

It's even better when they beg for a belly rub and you give it to them, and they suddenly change their mind and decides to slaughter your hand instead. I call it the 'cat trap' - four sets of claws and one set of teeth, all positioned for the kill.

Edit: As for age, I think I'm older than any two of you (with the possible exception of Water-Smurf) put together...

[The Odor]

That's just a stupid question...

It's even better when they beg for a belly rub and you give it to them, and they suddenly change their mind and decides to slaughter your hand instead. I call it the 'cat trap' - four sets of claws and one set of teeth, all positioned for the kill.

I hate that. Looks at scard hands.

[CoffeeIncluded]

That's just a stupid question...

It's even better when they beg for a belly rub and you give it to them, and they suddenly change their mind and decides to slaughter your hand instead. I call it the 'cat trap' - four sets of claws and one set of teeth, all positioned for the kill.

*Sigh* How many times have I fallen for that? *Starts counting the scars on my hands*

[Lix Lorn]

XDD
That needs to be a feat.

[Draconi Redfir]

but cats are so cuuuute! how can you say no to that adorible wittle faace?

[Lix Lorn]

Something called logic.
Iknow, i've never heard of it either.

[Draconi Redfir]

think those Vulcan guys use that stuff as a power sorce... or a weapon.... or a face cream... something.

[Asta Kask]

*Sigh* How many times have I fallen for that? *Starts counting the scars on my hands*

You have to watch the tail. Most of the time, it starts twitching and then sweeping about a minute or so before the assault. But that's for adult cats - I don't have much experience with kittens. The only kitten I knew grew up to become a cat who is so kind he doesn't even bite you when you're bathing him. He just howls.

[CoffeeIncluded]

You have to watch the tail. Most of the time, it starts twitching and then sweeping about a minute or so before the assault. But that's for adult cats - I don't have much experience with kittens. The only kitten I knew grew up to become a cat who is so kind he doesn't even bite you when you're bathing him. He just howls.

I know. I learned that at the shelter. Didn't help the previous scars though.

[Water-Smurf]

*checks other clerical test records, and Water-Smurf's large posts*
Nope. No one else here has as much twisted imagination power as you.

At a certain point, all you really have to do is ask yourself: "How can I make this worse?"

Yeah, you're what - 22? 23? I can see the creeping dementia in your posts...

Ask me no questions, I'll tell you no lies.

*scratches Water-Smurf behind the ears*

*purrs softly*

I know the feeling.

I'm going to be 17 in April. Seventeen.

Wait until you're nineteen. You'll be scrambling to be seventeen again.

He might try to offer himself in their place.

And if it doesn't work that way?

True. (Although the Snarl is such a wildcard that I still wouldn't be willing to bet anything.) But whether or not it's posible, would Tiasal have wanted to keep the child?

I don't think so. She would just bring another one of her into the world--someone with a mix of blood that she thinks no one could love, a father that hates her, a mother that's too crazy to not hate her, and a horrible environment to grow up in. She wouldn't want to repeat what her mother did.

They could send something to scare him a bit first. It's more fun when prey is already all panicky.

Now you're talking like Artemis. But she'd probably be the one they'd send.

Soon would probably find it a little bit harder to relate to a girl, and might be a little more surprised at how snarky she was. He'd also be a little bit more concerned about getting her away from Yutrin.

On the other hand, OOTS-verse doesn't seem to have much gender-bias.

Hmm. I can see him being more protective of a girl, but more consciously emotionally distant and expectant of a boy.

And it'd be hilarious to see how he'd deal with a Chaotic son/daughter. I'd probably do that just to juxtapose Soon. (Hmmm... a snarky, Chaotic, independent girl...)

[Closak]

Yeah, our youngest cat is like that too.

Though recently he seems to have begun to understand that attacking me like that is not the greatest of ideas.
It's become a lot easier to cuddle with him without being ripped apart now that he realizes that doing so will result in me ignoring him for the rest of the day.

He loves attention, so when he hurts me i punish him by ignoring him.
Better for both of us that way.



I seem to have hit a bit of a dead end with the shipping.
Hrrrmm...

[Lix Lorn]

(bites tongue)

Ah, being cruel to your characters... always fun.

[Aaron]

I know the feeling.

I'm going to be 17 in April. Seventeen.

I'm going to be 18 in April. Then I'll get a bunch of law rights that I won't use for years.

That's just a stupid question...

It's even better when they beg for a belly rub and you give it to them, and they suddenly change their mind and decides to slaughter your hand instead. I call it the 'cat trap' - four sets of claws and one set of teeth, all positioned for the kill.

Even with that, I still love cats. I just wish my mom and bother were not alergic.

I know. I learned that at the shelter. Didn't help the previous scars though.

*gently kisses Coffee's scared hands* Think of these as adoption scars. They show you have saved lives.

At a certain point, all you really have to do is ask yourself: "How can I make this worse?"

That's easy! All you have to do is let me poke around in your brain and give you guidence counciling during your next clerical office visit. That will awaken your deepest fearsplot bunnies.

[Lix Lorn]

Didn't you make that joke once before? XD

[Zanaril]

That's easy! All you have to do is let me poke around in your brain and give you guidence counciling during your next clerical office visit. That will awaken your deepest fearsplot bunnies.

I'll get the 'what if...?' hooks*!

*Technical medical terminology. Really!

[Asta Kask]

Ask me no questions, I'll tell you no lies.

Wait until you're nineteen. You'll be scrambling to be seventeen again.

Of course, this makes it somewhat easier...

[Lix Lorn]

Aren't the DEEP plotbunnies the ones you hid because they scared even you?

[Zanaril]

Aren't the DEEP plotbunnies the ones you hid because they scared even you?

Which is why we need plotcarrots to draw them out!

[Lix Lorn]

But... but... we don't WANT to bring them out. They're the Cthulhu's of plotbunnies! They will EAT OUR SOULS IN WAYS TOO HORRIFIC TO IMAGINE.

[Devixer]

Wait, we have souls? As I was aware, we forfeited them when we wrote or drew our first pairing.

[Water-Smurf]

That's easy! All you have to do is let me poke around in your brain and give you guidence counciling during your next clerical office visit. That will awaken your deepest fearsplot bunnies.

After spending roughly 71% of my life in therapy (and counting), you'd be hard-pressed to uncover anything else.

Of course, this makes it somewhat easier...

Eh, you never know. Most of my friends are around that age. One of them could have told me that themselves when I was complaining about how old I was.

But... but... we don't WANT to bring them out. They're the Cthulhu's of plotbunnies! They will EAT OUR SOULS IN WAYS TOO HORRIFIC TO IMAGINE.

This.


Hey, who wants to bounce ideas to flesh out a potential son and daughter for Soon so I can decide which character would be most fun to put in there?

[Lix Lorn]

Depends, what alignment are you?

XD

I can try? What's the mother like?

[icastflare!]

But... but... we don't WANT to bring them out. They're the Cthulhu's of plotbunnies! They will EAT OUR SOULS IN WAYS TOO HORRIFIC TO IMAGINE.

Silly Lix. Cthulu already has my soul. My plotbunnies live with me. I feed them people who get to close to my basement. No one needs to go into my basement.