Crack Pairings VII - Bring Bottled Water, Our Water is Spiked With Love Potion

[Aaron]

...Wait.

You MUST do some sort of family meet-and-greet with V's parents and Reddy's family in the afterlife! This is way, way too good to pass up.

*gets down on hands and knees, and begs Water-Smurf to write this*

could you pass the brain bleach please?

*passes Holy brain bleach*

[Draconi Redfir]

if V and Reds parents meet in the afterlife somehow, one of V's parents should be like a plaidan or something.

"GOBLINS!? my daughter is dateing a GOBLIN!?"

"uhh... she married him sir..."

""you vile feinds! ILL KILL YOU!!!"

"...too late..."

[Lix Lorn]

Do you not remember V's parents?

"ooh... there, darling..."
"Oooh.... oh, hello, Vaarsuvius, dear. Want to join in?"
"... O_o ..."

[Draconi Redfir]

indeed i do not. sorry :P


though Aandraius (i didint spell that right) DOSE look allot like V. maby he is her blood father? :P

[Zanaril]

Do you not remember V's parents?

"ooh... there, darling..."
"Oooh.... oh, hello, Vaarsuvius, dear. Want to join in?"
"... O_o ..."

My eyes eye!

Has he read Water-Smurf's stuff yet?



Also, question time again. What would Aarindarus do if he found out V had a crush on him? Would he just ignore it and hope V would get over it, or would he try to dicourage it? What if V began to be persistent about it?

though Aandraius (i didint spell that right) DOSE look allot like V. maby he is her blood father? :P

...This theory has some credibility if Aarindarius became friends with V's parents for one of the reasons that have been speculated.

[Lix Lorn]

Maybe Aarindarius was like V's parents when he was younger-one of their friends even. He took part in their FUN. But when V was born he went HOLY CHOCOLATE BANANAS, went straight laced, and started studying magic. But he felt guilty about V, cause he *knew* she was his, so he took her on as a student.
CONSPIRACY THEORY COMPLEET.

[Asta Kask]

Also, question time again. What would Aarindarus do if he found out V had a crush on him? Would he just ignore it and hope V would get over it, or would he try to dicourage it? What if V began to be persistent about it?

...This theory has some credibility if Aarindarius became friends with V's parents for one of the reasons that have been speculated.

These two questions really are related. If Aandy suspects something and IS V' blood father... he'll probably say something. Otherwise, he might just hope it'll pass on its own accord.

[Draconi Redfir]

or maby V's "parents" did the same thing she did and addopted. and then later on become freinds with the blood father.

[Lix Lorn]

Mines more interesting. XD

[Zanaril]

These two really are related. If Aandy suspects something and IS V' blood father... he'll probably say something. Otherwise, he might just hope it'll pass on its own accord.

Yeah, I'm obviously not going with that for my story. Shipping them is hard enough as it is.

[Water-Smurf]

Let me put it this way: Awkward time.

How did it work out? I could get ideas for a family vs. family story from it.

These two really are related. If Aandy suspects something and IS V' blood father... he'll probably say something. Otherwise, he might just hope it'll pass on its own accord.

Probably something like that. If he suspects--and he knows that Vaarsuvius is well-aware of his and her parents' occasional trysts--then he'd probably say that to Vaarsuvius and try to discourage any advances from her. (But then she'd probably get curious and try to find out who was her father...)

Yeah, I'm obviously not going with that for my story. Shipping them is hard enough as it is.

In which case, he'd probably be endeared (I mean, it's cute!) but gently rebuff her advances should she make them.


But seriously, any of you guys have an idea of how Reddy's family and V's family would bounce off each other?

[Asta Kask]

How did it work out? I could get ideas for a family vs. family story from it.

Have you seen The Birdcage? Otherwise, you need to see it.

[Zanaril]

How did it work out? I could get ideas for a family vs. family story from it.

Meet the Fockers is funny-it has the liberal, hippy parents meeting the straight-laced, ex special agent parents. xD

After some wacky and largely irrelevent hijinks the non-hippy family loosens up and they all party and so on.


I'm not so sure it would work that way with V and Reddy's parents. V's parents are a lot more weird, and Reddy's parents are a lot less eccentric.

Then again, maybe Reddy's family would end up finding V's parents endearing (as long as they were kept away from Reddy's little sister), much to V and Reddy's exasperation.

But we haven't even seen how Reddy would react to them yet. One step at a time?


I suspect that V might actually get on with her parents a bit better now. She's no longer in a position where their openness and misjudged attention affects her life, and they're no longer intimidating just being adults, because she's an adult too now and so they're not the ones in control.

[Draconi Redfir]

But seriously, any of you guys have an idea of how Reddy's family and V's family would bounce off each other?

Reddys parents could be a pair of all srs all the time goblin rights activeists, and V's parents could be Hippies?

[Water-Smurf]

Have you seen The Birdcage? Otherwise, you need to see it.

Ooh! My camp did a musical version of that once! :D It was awesome.

I'm not so sure it would work that way with V and Reddy's parents. V's parents are a lot more weird, and Reddy's parents are a lot less eccentric.

You're telling me. It's more like... normal vs. freakishly liberal.

Then again, maybe Reddy's family would end up finding V's parents endearing (as long as they were kept away from Reddy's little sister), much to V and Reddy's exasperation.

To V's exasperation and Reddy's shocked horror. However he first encounters them, it's probably going to be when they or he and V (or both) are in... ahem, 'compromising' positions.

But we haven't even seen how Reddy would react to them yet. One step at a time?

Speaking of which, how would he react?

I suspect that V might actually get on with her parents a bit better now. She's no longer in a position where their openness and misjudged attention affects her life, and they're no longer intimidating just being adults, because she's an adult too now and so they're not the ones in control.

I suspect that she's much more ambivalent about them now. She recognizes the things that they did were inappropriate and royally screwed her up, but she also sees that they were good people, didn't have a bad bone in their bodies, and honestly had their love for her and her best interests at heart. They may not have done the 'parent' shtick traditionally, but they did love her, which is more than many people can say.

Reddys parents could be a pair of all srs all the time goblin rights activeists, and V's parents could be Hippies?

Have you read the stories including V's parents?

[Asta Kask]

Ooh! My camp did a musical version of that once! :D It was awesome.

You go to band-camp? That would explain a lot...

Speaking of which, how would he react?

Memo to self: do not disintegrate loved one's parents.

Anyway, I have a little trouble seeing how RC's and V's parents would meet. V's parents sound CG or CN, and RC's parents are probably LE or NE. That's almost as far apart in the afterlife as you can get...

[Draconi Redfir]

Have you read the stories including V's parents?

indeed i have not, no.

Anyway, I have a little trouble seeing how RC's and V's parents would meet. V's parents sound CG or CN, and RC's parents are probably LE or LN. That's about as far apart in the afterlife as you can get...

V and Reddy could summon the spirits of their parrents for permission to marry?

[CoffeeIncluded]

To V's exasperation and Reddy's shocked horror. However he first encounters them, it's probably going to be when they or he and V (or both) are in... ahem, 'compromising' positions.

Oh, this is gonna be good.

Speaking of which, how would he react?

Depends on the circumstances of their first meeting.

Oh, and Water-Smurf, I found something you might find useful in your RC/V stories. I'll PM it in a moment as an extension of my last PM.

[Zanaril]

However he first encounters them, it's probably going to be when they or he and V (or both) are in... ahem, 'compromising' positions.

Speaking of which, how would he react?

In that scenario?
There might be a brief moment where he thinks they walked in on them by accident, but the notion will be quickly dispelled.

Initially he's going to be outraged, at least after the initial shock and the mad dash by V and Reddy to get their clothes on. From what V mentioned, he seems to have the idea that they're nasty people who purposely antagonized V, and if they walk in on V and Reddy's private time it'll just make him think that even more.

But he'll look towards V for how to react, and possibly wait for her to say something first. If she seemed scared of them he'd get angry; if she was just annoyed he'd give them a chance.

Whichever, I think by the time they leave he'll just consider them an embarassing nuisance. He and V will probably end up laughing about it.

indeed i have not, no.

*pushes Gicko forcefully in the direction of the archives*

*hands over some brain bleach as an afterthought*

[icastflare!]

indeed i have not, no.




V and Reddy could summon the spirits of their parrents for permission to marry?

dought it would work. They are afterall on the opposite ends of the afterlife as stated above.

Its like trying to get a cleric of the dark one and a cleric of the twelve gods to see eye to eye and live in peace

[Asta Kask]

dought it would work. They are afterall on the opposite ends of the afterlife as stated above.

Its like trying to get a cleric of the dark one and a cleric of the twelve gods to see eye to eye and live in peace

They could sing 'kumbaya"? Or "emerald and ivory"?

[Draconi Redfir]

*pushes Gicko forcefully in the direction of the archives*

*hands over some brain bleach as an afterthought*

ok im going im goin!... *grabs brain bleach*


edit: im just wondering. is Tiassal fertile? id hate if she wasent, but i honestly wouldent be surprised. Goblins and Elves dont seem to share very many similairitys besides pointy ears.

sorry for the bad spelling. too lazy to fix it right now :P

[Water-Smurf]

You go to band-camp? That would explain a lot...

No, an arts camp. :P

Memo to self: do not disintegrate loved one's parents.

Anyway, I have a little trouble seeing how RC's and V's parents would meet. V's parents sound CG or CN, and RC's parents are probably LE or NE. That's almost as far apart in the afterlife as you can get...

Can't Good people flit off to other afterlives to visit?

In that scenario?
There might be a brief moment where he thinks they walked in on them by accident, but the notion will be quickly dispelled.

Initially he's going to be outraged, at least after the initial shock and the mad dash by V and Reddy to get their clothes on. From what V mentioned, he seems to have the idea that they're nasty people who purposely antagonized V, and if they walk in on V and Reddy's private time it'll just make him think that even more.

But he'll look towards V for how to react, and possibly wait for her to say something first. If she seemed scared of them he'd get angry; if she was just annoyed he'd give them a chance.

Whichever, I think by the time they leave he'll just consider them an embarassing nuisance. He and V will probably end up laughing about it.

What if they wanted to see Tiasal? I can't see Vaarsuvius being too eager to let them near her daughter, especially if they wanted to be alone, and after that show, Reddy would be even less eager.

edit: im just wondering. is Tiassal fertile? id hate if she wasent, but i honestly wouldent be surprised. Goblins and Elves dont seem to share very many similairitys besides pointy ears.

We went over this a while ago. According to the DnD rules, elves produce fertile offspring with everyone except orcs. In my head, everyone's just a different race of the same species, so elf/orc, human/halfling, goblin/dwarf and what have you can all have fertile children.

[Lix Lorn]

Makes sense. Humanoid Snydrome, like Star Trek.

[CoffeeIncluded]

Can't Good people flit off to other afterlives to visit?

They'd probably get skewered though.

What if they wanted to see Tiasal? I can't see Vaarsuvius being too eager to let them near her daughter, especially if they wanted to be alone, and after that show, Reddy would be even less eager.

Certainly not without one of them supervising. Heck, even Elan if V and Reddy were desperate!

Okay, maybe not Elan.

Aw, man!

[Lix Lorn]

Poor Elan. DXD

[Zanaril]

Certainly not without one of them supervising. Heck, even Elan if V and Reddy were desperate!

Okay, maybe not Elan.

Aw, man!

Hey V! We're all invisible!

[Draconi Redfir]

We went over this a while ago. According to the DnD rules, elves produce fertile offspring with everyone except orcs. In my head, everyone's just a different race of the same species, so elf/orc, human/halfling, goblin/dwarf and what have you can all have fertile children.

h'uh. Wonder if they can have fertile offspring with bugbears... nahh.


Just because they have a fertile offspring doesn’t mean they are of the same species. Just that they are compatible. IMO it’s completely possible to have a fertile child with say an alien. And that’s just us in the real world, were we have only one intelligent species. In worlds like D&D, there are dozens of different sentient species (goblinoid (goblin, bugbear, hobgoblin), orcish (orcs... maybe something else), humanoid (elf, dwarf, human) short (gnome, halfling) reptile (lizardman, kobold, troq, ETC) ETC) its possible that by mere coincidence, two different species can produce fertile offspring.

Who knows? Maybe a scorpion can produce a fertile offspring with a praying mantis; they are just too busy eating one another to do so.


… Maybe elves would count as a separate species from humans, since they have subspecies like high elves, wood elves, Drow, grey elves, aquatic elves, ETC.

[Water-Smurf]

h'uh. Wonder if they can have fertile offspring with bugbears... nahh.


Just because they have a fertile offspring doesn’t mean they are of the same species. Just that they are compatible.

...That's not how biology works. The actual criteria of being two separate species, I believe, is that the two cannot produce a fertile child between them. A horse and a donkey can breed, but a mule's always infertile, so horses and donkeys are different species. A poodle can breed with a Great Dane, so they're different races/breeds of the same species. That's the defining difference between different races and different species.

Certainly not without one of them supervising. Heck, even Elan if V and Reddy were desperate!

Okay, maybe not Elan.

Aw, man!

I think that they probably wouldn't accept any supervision but their own if those two wanted to see Tia.

[Lix Lorn]

I completely understand. DXD I'd do the same, if i was V.