am i the only girl on this site?

[golentan]

Oh cool, now we're starting to duel to the death? Lemme know when it's my turn, I'm bringin' mah howitzer.

The weapon seems to be a cat. So I'm going to guess we're only dueling to the scratched furniture.

[Worira]

I can't help but think that a howitzer would be a pretty terrible weapon in most, if not all, duels.

[Thursday]

"But it's Thursday."

Grumble. Unable to think of witty enough response involving cross dressing and mistaken identity. /Grumble.

[Rutskarn]

I can't help but think that a howitzer would be objectively the best weapon for most, if not all, duels.

I went ahead and fixed that for you.

[Flickerdart]

Well, it depends on the type of howitzer. A pocket one is an entirely different ballgame from a Karl-Gerat.

[Solaris]

Can you have someone else check for you?

I call 'not it'.

i wonder about you

Wait, he trips the radar but golentan gets under it just fine? Are whotsits like him normal in Cali? Has it turned into R'yleh?

I can't help but think that a howitzer would be a pretty terrible weapon in most, if not all, duels.

Then you, sir, are doing it wrong.

Well, it depends on the type of howitzer. A pocket one is an entirely different ballgame from a Karl-Gerat.

Nonsense. At least, not with the payloads I'm talking about. Just load 'er up like a blunderbuss or go for the Killer Junior and try not to giggle maniacally when you're doing the direct-fire mission. The only concern would be maneuvering the tube to aim, and if he's also encumbered with a howitzer then it's just a question of who can emplace, aim, and fire first.

[katerox]

Wait, he trips the radar but golentan gets under it just fine? Are whotsits like him normal in Cali? Has it turned into R'yleh

well i only said that because i know the humanity...lol...very well

[Flickerdart]

Nonsense. At least, not with the payloads I'm talking about. Just load 'er up like a blunderbuss or go for the Killer Junior and try not to giggle maniacally when you're doing the direct-fire mission. The only concern would be maneuvering the tube to aim, and if he's also encumbered with a howitzer then it's just a question of who can emplace, aim, and fire first.

Deploying a regular howitzer and a 124-ton self-propelled monster that fires 2-ton shells and loads with a crane aren't different enough for you?

[Solaris]

Deploying a regular howitzer and a 124-ton self-propelled monster that fires 2-ton shells and loads with a crane aren't different enough for you?

You say that, but all I hear is "Blah blah blah monster blah blah blah 2-ton shells blah blah blah really big kaboomie."

[katerox]

You say that, but all I hear is "Blah blah blah monster blah blah blah 2-ton shells blah blah blah really big kaboomie."

LOLZ

[Starbuck_II]

Then you, sir, are doing it wrong.

Please, it is unsportman-like to use such a gun. Plus, what about the loss of collatoral damage? There is very little.
I say bring a nuke to a duel. You can't miss then!

[golentan]

Wait, he trips the radar but golentan gets under it just fine? Are whotsits like him normal in Cali? Has it turned into R'yleh?

First off, don't call it Cali. That's how we know you're not one of us.

Second, I absorb radar and convert it to food, so obviously I wouldn't trip it.

Thirdly, we're not normal, but we are an accepted minority. Haven't you heard of Non-Euclidean-Americans?

[Pyrian]

I say bring a nuke to a duel. You can't miss then!

10 megatons at 10 paces FTW!

[katerox]

First off, don't call it Cali. That's how we know you're not one of us.

Second, I absorb radar and convert it to food, so obviously I wouldn't trip it.

Thirdly, we're not normal, but we are an accepted minority. Haven't you heard of Non-Euclidean-Americans?

wait...I call it Cali...lol

[Rockphed]

I have seen pictures of at least a dozen girls on this site. They might all just be pictures of girlfriends or sisters, but I have no proof of such, so it is just senseless mumbling. If nothing else, one of the 3 marginally active mods, Alarra, whose name is always mispelled, is of the feminine persuasion. Last I heard, she and Zeb were either married or on the way thither. Truly I cannot remember if Zeb got shackled, or if that event is still in the future. Dag yo. Time is truly too mutable in my mind. Now I must proceed to ignore the friendly banter section for another 6 months when I will return to tell you all that you are beyond bizarre and worthy of mocking.

Then again, that wouldn't be nice, so I'll get it over with now. You are all bizarre and worthy of mocking. After all, are there not 4 types of people on the internet? Men who are men, women who are men, children who are FBI agents, and teenagers who demand naked pics or going away.

Okay, so I am at least as weird as the denizens of FB, but if you cannot take a ribbing, you are no better than the houyhnhnms, and then you are nothing but talking horses, and then where would we be? EATING GRASS!

Nachos for the Nacho Throne! Cheese for Cheese Eater!

[The Rose Dragon]

Truly I cannot remember if Zeb got shackled, or if that event is still in the future.

They got married and had a kid.

I mean, they could have had a kid without getting married, but they did.

[skywalker]

Thirdly, we're not normal, but we are an accepted minority. Haven't you heard of Non-Euclidean-Americans?

Oh, that's priceless. I'm going to call Californians "non-Euclidean-Americans" for a long time to come.

I have seen pictures of at least a dozen girls on this site. They might all just be pictures of girlfriends or sisters, but I have no proof of such, so it is just senseless mumbling. If nothing else, one of the 3 marginally active mods, Alarra, whose name is always mispelled, is of the feminine persuasion. Last I heard, she and Zeb were either married or on the way thither. Truly I cannot remember if Zeb got shackled, or if that event is still in the future. Dag yo. Time is truly too mutable in my mind. Now I must proceed to ignore the friendly banter section for another 6 months when I will return to tell you all that you are beyond bizarre and worthy of mocking.

Married, and there's a kid in the picture as well. Just, you know, so you know.

[Sneak]

*begins countdown to thread lockage*

[Zar Peter]

*begins countdown to thread lockage*

Well, yes, the question was answered, wasn't it?
And I'm a girl... lady... women... or however you want to call my female character

[Solaris]

Please, it is unsportman-like to use such a gun. Plus, what about the loss of collatoral damage? There is very little.
I say bring a nuke to a duel. You can't miss then!

Feh. Then there's no skill involved. It's just push button, nuclear armaggedon. Back in my day, you had to work at ending the world.

First off, don't call it Cali. That's how we know you're not one of us.

No, you can tell I'm not one of you because I don't have any tentacles.

Second, I absorb radar and convert it to food, so obviously I wouldn't trip it.

... Would hanging out too close to a transmitter too often then cause obesity, or simply fission?

Thirdly, we're not normal, but we are an accepted minority. Haven't you heard of Non-Euclidean-Americans?

I'm with Skywalker. Californians are now Non-Euclidean Americans.

[golentan]

No, you can tell I'm not one of you because I don't have any tentacles.

Fair enough.

... Would hanging out too close to a transmitter too often then cause obesity, or simply fission?

Neither. I'm slowly starving to death because my daily power requirements are on the order of Terrajoules. It would have to be a big honking radio tower.

But in the case it was, it would cause fission.

I'm with Skywalker. Californians are now Non-Euclidean Americans.

Agreed. All in favor?

[Krade]

Grumble. Unable to think of witty enough response involving cross dressing and mistaken identity. /Grumble.

You know, at first I thought someone made an account named Thursday just to make this post. Then I saw the join date was over 2 years ago... This thread apparently has the power to flush out lurkers from their hiding places

[Pyrian]

Excuse me while I make two intersecting lines, each parallel to the same third line. X|

[katerox]

I am soooooo lost

[Yardo]

Still going? Must be girl power.

[Moff Chumley]

I am soooooo lost

I hear yah, sister.

NOTE: Chumley is note a female and is only barely male. I prefer to think that I transcend gender.

[Sneak]

I am soooooo lost

Lesson number two of the playground: always bring a map.And always remember lesson number one: always look for the white text.

[Pyrian]

Californians are now Non-Euclidean Americans.

Excuse me while I make two intersecting lines, each parallel to the same third line. X|

I am soooooo lost

In hindsight, I'm not entirely clear on why I thought making a non-euclidean geometry "joke" was a good idea. See, in standard - which is to say, Euclidean - geometry it is impossible to have two distinct, intersecting lines both parallel to a single third line. Therefore, by claiming that I'm going to do so, I'm saying I'm Californian, i.e., non-Euclidean.

[Firestar27]

I am ameoba. are there others who lack any parts out there?

But humanity isn't made up of ameobas! Humans are eukariotic!

Agreed. All in favor?

AYE!!!

Excuse me while I make two intersecting lines, each parallel to the same third line. X|

I am... confused. Explain?


Did you enjoy my fake white text above?

[Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins]

I got a map when I joined. It was this big wrinkled peice of paper with "Here be Dragons" scribbled in the middle.

It wasn't lying.