What's on your desk?

[Skeppio]

The contents of one's desk can say a lot about the person. So, what do you have on your desk/table/whatever you keep your computer on?

Mine:
-Laptop
-Cooling pad
-USB mouse with colourful LEDs
-Glass of water (empty)
-Dictionary from 2002 (i think 2002)
-19 soft drink pull tabs
-3 apple stickers
-Small metal thing
-Marble atop a small pillar of Blu-Tack
-Lump of old Blu-Tack
-Get Well Soon letter from grandparents (very out-of-date)
-Crocodile-tooth from a necklace
-Assorted small strings of metal beads (like the chains on pens at the bank)
-Rubbery thing from a pencil case
-Crumpled piece of paper
-5 out-of-date Christmas/Birthday cards
-Local bus schedule
-Out-of-date letter from University
-Spare Ventolin inhaler (unopened)
-MP3 Player (1GB, empty, no batteries)
-USB Memory Stick (2GB)
-Chewing Gum container (empty)
-Pen in plastic container
-Small paper plane with dragon limbs and face drawn on
-Gargantuan Blue Dragon 'miniature'
-Icingdeath, Gargantuan White Dragon 'miniature'

On my desks shelves I have:
-New Super Mario Bros
-Pokemon Pearl Version
-Pokemon Platinum Version
-Mario Kart DS
-Mario Party DS
-2 old bank statements
-Plastic box containing $150 AU, two old train tickets and a Big W reciept
-World of Warcraft: Wrath of the Lich King game manual.
-Jar of lollies (empty)
-Small rubbish bin (empty)

I guess I have quite a clutter coming along. How about you?

[Lioness]

Umm...

Laptop
Three cups
Plate full of schnitzel
Lamp
Wallet
Books (3)
Various cables
Keys
Glue
Pencil
iPod
English homework
Nailpolish
Christmas card
Pencilcase
Japanese phrasebook
Character sheet
Sticky tape
Sunscreen
Alarm Clock
Electronic Picture frame


I'm a tad disorganised. And I don't even have a big desk

[Dallas-Dakota]

-Computer Screen
-Keyboard
-Webcam
-Mouspad + mouse
-(computer) Speakers
-Loads of flyers of Fantasy festivals and -Cons
- Coloured pencils
-Scanner
- Box with important daily stuffs(wallet, cellphone, watch, stuff like that)
- Box with random stuff like pencils, stuff I found on my desk and didn't have a place for.
- Chapstick.
- 2 empty glasses.
- Paperwork for English Exams
- Photography magazine.
- 1 a4 sized notebook and 1 a4 sized sketchbook.
- school papers thingies(class notes, etc.)
- A receipt from a concert I'm going to on sunday.
- 3 cameras
- abandoned mp3 player(a y'olde style mp3 player)
- Some batteries which may or may not be empty.
- Business cards from various peoples, stores, stalls, events and my LARP group.
- trash can
- Paper trash box(yeah)
- USB stick.
- mostly broken headphones.

[Anuan]

I don't have a desk. Only a futon. On it; a thin blanket, a topsheet, a bokken (Yes I sleep with something applicable for self-defense. Shaddup), a toy gun (kicks around the place), multiple pillows, and a plate of carrot sticks with Chilli Hummus which is -amazing.-

[Fifty-Eyed Fred]

On the desk I'm currently working at? My laptop, a pen, and a delicious sandwich fresh from the kitchen. Ah, the good life.

[Serpentine]

Lets see...

Cat brush.
Pink spray-bottle (for spraying cats).
2 disecting scissors.
Couple of pens.
Double-ended whiteboard marker.
Blue hairtie.
Nailclippers.
Some sort of plastic thing.
A teaspoon.
The snap bit of a promotional snap-band thing.
Whole lot of paper bits and pieces.
Small purple-covered notepad.
Flaming Lips CD.
The Quick Guide to my boyfriend's new video camera.
An ink injection thing.

And in the shelf-bit underneath:
Who knows? Lots of paper.

[ForzaFiori]

Basket o' stuff
Jar of silver scrap
etched crystal
table fooseball
a stool
several letters that fit on signs
Ink
Inkpen
Chewy bars
Hershey kisses
a poptart
matches
a glass
lots of pennies
2 pepsi cans
a cup from Moe's
scissors
2 CDs
lots of paper
a gameboy SP charger
Magic: The Gathering cards
spray deoderant

[Archonic Energy]

note: i'm at work.

CISCO IP phone 7960
Desktop
Monitor x2
Mouse x2
keyboard x2
Speakers
Empty Cup of tea
Pens
a Pencil
a 4 way Power lead
a carton of assorted screwdrivers
an iTouch
a Pair of BOSE QC3 headphones
a leather jacket
12 IEC power leads
2 non-functioning laptops
1 modified IR torch (semi built)
soldering iron
assorted soldering tools
Bus pass
Floor tile lifter
a CCNA book
6x 20M SC-LC MM Fibre cables
a stapler
a hole punch
a 4 way CCTV multiplexer
a roll of packing tape
a doorbell

[Altair_the_Vexed]

I'm at work, so it's all terribly minimalist:

Laptop
Docking station for laptop
Keyboard and mouse
Second monitor
Scrabble letter tray, used as a name plate
Toy safety small parts test cylinder
Antiviral hand gel
Telephone
Steel mug
Tea in steel mug
Transformer awaiting measurement
Paperwork for new lab equipment

[Castaras]

Laptop, 7 music CDs, 2 computer games, Microsoft Office 97, oo look Office 2003, and another game, and I think another game. Some D&D Minis figurines. karate DVD. Sudoku rubiks cube, 2 empty tissue boxes with random crap in them, a shelf-full of Nature magazines and programming manuals, radio, box of more random crap, another empty tissue box, lamp, full tissue box, purse, diary, external Harddrive, external DVD-RW drive, 2x headphones, 1 a headset, 1 set of earphones, some manuals, some chocolate wrappers, paracetamol packet, some thing that came with my phone I can't work out how to use, some batteries, my hairbrush, laptop external fan.

Think that's everything D:

[valadil]

2 LCDs
2 large speakers
Tiki candle holder w/ candle
Wire candle/oil burner
lighter
10+ unpainted minis
5 minis in various states of unpaintedness
Fish shaped flower vase
Thomas Jefferson bobblehead
Microphone
Headset
Raymour and Flannigans reciept
Fan
CD spindle
Assorted CDs - XP SP2, Debian, Knoppix, Edmund McMillen collection.
Keyboard, mouse, mousepad.
Pencil organizer w/ pencils, pens, sharpies, comb, screwdriver, extensible mooching fork, sticky pad, PAX East ticket.
USB cables for iPhone, Zune, camera, PS3 controller
Compressed air cannisters
Printer
Tissue box
DnD GM notes

[Ikialev]

A keyboard
A mouse
A mousepad
A mousepad with Alucard
Photocamera and three batterys for it
LCD screen
a cactus
Antenna
two microphones
three headphones
SD card
Micro SD to SD converter
card reader
a ruler
drawing compass
my homework
fallout 3 bobblehead
a necklace
a mirror
tablet pen
Cerberus network card
Ipod
Yugoslavian coin
a spoon
hydrocortison, panthenol, nurofen, and many other drugs.
my phone
two sets of postcards
paper towels (not for what you might think.)
Some games from magazines
money
a small pillow
another magazine
paper clip
tissues
x-acto knife
3 cups
bionicle robot
lighter
rubber ball
writing feather
a few figures
watering can
webcam
nephrite ball
used ink cartridges
a glowing cat
perfumes
DS
pokemon cards
pocket watch
a lamp
and Shawshank Redemption dvd.

I am a messy person. ;<

[Thursday]

Heh, thanks.. made me check my desk, which has caused me to find my passport under a pile of papers, whichh I thought I'd lost. This inspires me to post I guess.

Computer, inc mouse, keyboard, speakers, wacom tablet etc.
Digital Radio,
Piles and piles of assorted scientific papers (mostly entomology)
3 PhD Theses. (none by me!)
random other papers, mostly blank or doodled on
5 rolls Sticky tape, no idea why
box of notelets
Hole punch
2 towels, 1 yellow 1 green. (used as armrest)
old ships compass
calendar
27.5 pens (one lidless)
pencil case and assorted bits
2x flash drives
external hard drive
Book on the reptiles and amphibians of Europe
Novel. (the Mauritius Command, by Patrick O'Brian)
Paracetamol
box of Yorkshire Tea bags (mmmmmmmmmmmmm!)
box of Lapsang Souchong tea bags (smells heavenly)
2 mugs
spoon
Tin of extra strong mints
2x lottery tickets (did not win)
multiple reciepts
stamps
coaster
chewing gum
toothpaste (unopened)
Scissors and other assorted office things in a canvas box
Oh theres a book of Slide guitar music slide guitar for beginners under the paperwork
and a floppy disc.. who uses those?
Passport. (mine!)

Thats on top, not going to look in the drawers. and that does make me realise I don't know where my printer is.

[Dragonrider]

6 framed photos (my siblings and me; my family; my oldest brother+me in 1994; me+mum+grandma+great-grandma; me; childhood best friend)
a clock
a miniature Stonehenge
Two tiny wooden ducks (about 1 inch long) (named Luke and Daphne)
a small jade goat
a lamp
6 blank CDs
a jam jar full of colored pencils
a small squash with googly-eyes glued to it, named Ernie
an ancient landline phone courtesy of my school
a chapstick with no label
a jar of Udderly Smooth cream
a printout of Hildegard of Bingen: Selected Writings
the assignment sheet for my midterm
Two crocheted dolls about 10 inches in height
sewing scissors
a crochet hook (size F, or 5, or 3.75mm)
my schedule
forms for housing next semester
6 post-its detailing pdf pages for reserach
my laptop (named Ed)
my cell phone charger
a photo album

[KuReshtin]

I don't feel like listing all that's on my desk...

So here's what I have..

[Starfols]

Oh dear..

laptop
power strip
charging doohickeys for my cellphone, laptop and psp
toothbrush and junk
old tests
two cups with pencils
gum
old textbooks
old assignments
old fliers
unassembled Warhammer models
shampoo
pencils
wrapping from a package
a bowl with chips in it
manila envelopes
band aids
a spool of thread
petrolium jelly
tape
rubber cement
a can of soup
pills
newspaper
Models of two starship enterprises
a lamp



more stuff I can't remember

[Arcane_Secrets]

Computer monitor
Computer tower
Computer speakers
Computer printer
Two library cards (one for UC Berkeley, one for UC Davis)
A sandwich discount card that gives me a free tenth sandwich
Doctor's appointment reminder card
Stapler
Ticket for Avatar I saved
Bottle of generic ibuprofen
Digital alarm clock

[Cicciograna]

On mine there are...

LCD Monitor;
Audio speakers;
My old University booklet to keep votes;
A 256 MB pendrive;
A 1 GB pendrive;
Two CD-RW;
A USB cable;
A CD with the content of an old hard drive of mine;
An old hard drive of mine;
A USB box to read hard drives;
The installation CD of said box;
A thing which contained the cables of the aforementioned box;
A Logitech mouse with a dull mousepad;
A Logitech keyboard;
The receiver of said mouse and keyboard;
A lamp;
A microphone from which hang a lucky SSC Calcio Napoli bracelet, a lucky charm and a scoubidou;
A set of dice;
Another set of dice;
A small metal plate from Abbey Road;
A small calendar;
A used train ticket;
An old agenda;
My PDA;
Scissors;
A green card pin;
A printing of the "Cometa Report";
A map of Geneva;
A printing of the offical version of "How to host a dungeon";
A christmas plastic bag;
A plastic bag from a sexy shop in Amsterdam;
An eraser;
My printer;
A photo of when I was a child;
A liquid cleaning gel;
A software CD from a magazine;
A Wacon Pen;
Notes from various lessons of Classical Electrodynamics;
A pen.

On the shelves of my desk there are:

My PC;
An external hard drive;
A Wacom Pen tablet.

My desk is really, really messy.
EDIT: here's a picture of it, just taken.

[ghost_warlock]

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Bonus points if someone can identify the Lewis structure on my scanner.

[smellie_hippie]

entirely too much work...

[arguskos]

My feet.

I don't have a desk, I have a living room table I prop my feet on as I type from the laptop on my lap.

[BisectedBrioche]

• Computer, monitor, keyboard, etc
• Printer
• Sunglasses, case and cleaning cloth
• Sun-goggles
• First Aid Kit
• Calculator (scientific)
• Steel Ruler
• Half empty pack of batteries
• Notepad, marker pen, pencil.
• Remote for my monitor (which doubles as a TV).
• Coffee (lukewarm)
• Masking tape
• Dead batteries.
• Canned air
• PSP
• Antibiotics (Tetralysal, 4 capsules left before I've finished my course of treatment).
• Digital Camera
• Graphics tablet
• Various glues and resins
• Power strip
• Litter.
• Coupon for 20p off any pack of Twining's tea

[Zanaril]

Three empty coffee mugs
One half-full coffee mug
A pile of biology notes (in disarray)
A pile of art coursework (also in disarray)
An National Geographic magazine
A Bamboo tablet
Several art/drawing/painting books
Sketchbooks
A can of cow gum
A giant set-square
A pencil case
An almost-empty packet of painkillers
A hairbrush
Several feathers and quills
A bottle of ink
A large mirror
A small
An empty bowl which had noodles in earlier today

[Alarra]

Oooh, fun....wow, um...k....

laptop
mouse
camera
various bottles of medicine
box of wheat thins
box of kleenex
4 books for work
5 notebooks
2 empty glasses
2 bottles of lotion (i don't even use lotion)
tommy's v-smile
7 bottle caps
a hair clip
a comb
2 napkins and 3 wrappers
another laptop
a christmas stocking that was rescued from the backyard
post-its
a caddy with rubber bands, paperclips, thumb tacks and pens in it
4 sketch pads
a journal
2 address books
6 magazines
a japanese folding fan
a large package of sharpies
a pencil case
5 packages of photos
a pile of bills and paperwork
a box of notecards
a bottle
jared's sock
my watch
a fingernail file
7 pens and 2 pencils
dangle off a pendant
tag off athena's collar
a plastic wolf on a motorcycle (tommy's)
a package of AAA batteries and a package of AA batteries
2 phone chargers
3 d6, 1 d8
case for camera card
3 paper plates
headphones
a clipboard
scanner/printer
laminator
cutting tool
hole punch
tablet
baby book
tupperware of crayons
oreos
some cd's
2 turtles
lantern
tool box full of beads
cookbook
large file of scrapbooking paper
a football
flower bookend
stuffed dog
pez
speakers
a halo from halloween
2 plastic baggies
a flash drive
2 calanders
a pile of unused invitations/thank you cards
6 folders and a binder

good heavens....I need to clean my desk...

[Thiel]

I'm using the kitchen table, but here goes.

• My laptop
• My mothers laptop
• A cup with coarse salt
• A potted plant - Species unknown
• Foam Case for laptop - doubles as mouse-pad
• Generic dark grey optical mouse
• Empty glass
• Book on refrigeration
• Jar with yellow tulips
• Training Record Book, Seagoing service for Marine Engineers
• My mothers cellphone

[Deth Muncher]

Lessee...

-Laptop
-Printer
-Cellphone
-Wallet
-Empty drink cans
-Dirty dishes
-Xbox 360
-Wii
-HDTV (works as my extra monitor too)
-Maple Syrup
-The cartridge for Pokemon Emerald
-The box for Pokemon Platinum
-Gamecube controller, attached to Wii
-My fancy new hipster glasses
-Mostly empty water bottle
-Hairbrush
-Rubberband
-Remote control
-Astd. papers
-Two unused bags of Earl Grey English Breakfast Tea

[Dr. Bath]

Hunny
Pills (various)
Pens (various)
Lemons (vari- fake)
Headphones (crap)
Glasses (various)
Cans - empty (various)
Cans - full (soup)
Beermats (various)
DS stylus (broken)
Key (mystery)
Button (shiny)
Rubber band (stolen)
Headphones
Pencil
Tissue (used)

[BisectedBrioche]

I'm using the kitchen table, but here goes.

• My laptop
• My mothers laptop
• A cup with coarse salt
• A potted plant - Species unknown
• Foam Case for laptop - doubles as mouse-pad
• Generic dark grey optical mouse
• Empty glass
• Book on refrigeration
• Jar with yellow tulips
• Training Record Book, Seagoing service for Marine Engineers
• My mothers cellphone

Post a picture of the plant. I must know!

[Arti3]

Computer, keyboard, mouse?

[Eldan]

Laptop
Mouse
External disk
30 pots of model paint
~half-painted models
5 brushes, one of them without hair
Stack of old newspapers
Stack of books
Skaven Battalion box, unopened
Papers I have to read
A large back of rubber bands
Various writing utensils
Dried plants
2 blankets
Dragon Age: Origins (Edit: only the case, apparently. I use it as a mousepad)
Army knife, used to hold up the laptop so it doesn't overheat
Various coins
2 erasers
4 foam earplugs
Broken headphones
Some old USB cables for my computer
Stack of empty CDs
Box of old bits of various Warhammer models
Pack of tissues, used as improvised surface for mixing paint
A key to my old locker at school. Yes, that was four and a half years ago, and I haven't thrown it away.
A dead bee in a jar. Still haven't got round to determining the species, only the genus

More to come when I get to the lower layers. My desk is tiny, so I have to stack things.