Getting [Steam]-Rolled 9

[Faulty]

I maintain that Beat Hazard is pretty terrible, so you have my support Imposter. :P

[shadow_archmagi]

GUYS COME WATCH MOTHMAN RIGHT NOW AT:

http://www.livestream.com/syfyorig

STARRING JEWEL STAIT OF FIREFLY

Oh god that was the worst movie.

"He drowned accidentally! We have to make it look like an accident by hitting him over the head with a rock!"

"The policemen played a joke by pouring snakes on their friend, but never checked if the snakes were poison! He died horribly!"

"The mothman becomes powerless in sunlight, despite the fact that the next scene is a flashback to him destroying an entire bridge in broad daylight!"

[Dispozition]

Oh god that was the worst movie.

"He drowned accidentally! We have to make it look like an accident by hitting him over the head with a rock!"

"The policemen played a joke by pouring snakes on their friend, but never checked if the snakes were poison! He died horribly!"

"The mothman becomes powerless in sunlight, despite the fact that the next scene is a flashback to him destroying an entire bridge in broad daylight!"

The saddest thing was Jewel Staite...She was good in Firefly and Serenity...Why has she done this?

Oh, and the continuity was all over the damned place.

[Faulty]

CHIEF CORNSTALK.

Blind Engie was the bestest.

[Scuzzball]

I went on to watch Dark City last night into this morning. It was very cool. Jesus man makes psychic torture by LOOKING at you! Then he makes a ocean. IN SPACE!

[Volug]

Heavy has a sad D:

[watsyurname529]

So, some people have explored L4D2's new coding and found the names of the next 20 mutations, or supposedly have. Here they are:

Chainsaws
First Man Out
Four Swords Men
Hardcore
Head Shots Only
Last Man On Earth
Linear Scavenge
M60s
Max Specials
No Health Versus
Realism Versus
Temporary Health
Ultra Realism
Versus Survival
Vip Target

Chainsaws is the Chainsaw Massacre, and Realism Versus is on there too.

Via: http://kotaku.com/5523459/these-may-...ad-2-mutations

[Dread Cthulhu]

And now a story of unbearable grief. Singleplayer Expert Realism on The Passing.

Attempt 1
Me: Kay, didn't take any damage, got a Molotov, looking good.
Tank: OHI
Me: FFFFFFFFFF-

Attempt 2
Me: Kay, so a Charger incapped me, the Fallen Survivor got away and the Magnum didn't spawn. I'm doomed.
Rochelle: Tonight's top story...Rochelle isn't gonna make it.
Me: Shut up. Coach gets the pills. Now, here's a Witch. I'm going to clear the zombies around it, then we all run past it and make it to the end of the level.
Rochelle: Guys I shot the Witch.
Massive All-Devouring Horde: OHI
Me: FFFFFFFFFF-

Attempt 3
Me: Kay, so here's a Witch. We're all healthy apart from Rochelle and Ellis, so I'm going to take out the zombies so we can sneak past it and make it to the end of the level.
Coach: Guys I shot the Witch.
Massive All-Devouring Horde: Jeez, even we're bored of this by now.
Me: *ragequit*

It's true. The bots hate Wedding Witch.

[Dogmantra]

Okay I think TF2 understands that I am disappointed with L4D2 not working so it dropped me the Gunboats.

[Worira]

I have so many Gunboats. 3 plus one crafted away.

[Dogmantra]

These were my first Gunboats and I have wanted them for ages. I also can't wait for the Pain Train so I can play Capping Soldier.

[LurkerInPlayground]

Heavy has a sad D:

My brother once saw a sad Heavy with an arrow through his nose.

He said it was too perfect not to screenshot. Which, of course, he didn't.

[Science Officer]

And the way it claims to be affected by your music? That one's easy to fix too. The publisher could stop lying and rename the game.

There's one thing I can see that is based on the music.

Picture a simple, bar-based music visualiser. Now picture it's reflection beneath it. That's basically what your ship is shooting. It's really evident when you're just starting out and don't have any power ups. Quiet portions leave you with very little firepower.


But enemies, bosses, asteroids? Yeah, no clue how they're influenced.

[Mtg_player_zach]

Anyone interested in playing versus Freezer burn tonight?

http://www.l4dmaps.com/details.php?file=4457

[AlterForm]

Anyone interested in playing versus Freezer burn tonight?

http://www.l4dmaps.com/details.php?file=4457

Potentially, assuming I manage to chew through this pile of homework this afternoon. Have a time in mind yet?

[pffh]

What's that you say? Is your life long dream to see lion king dubbed by the team fortress 2 voices? Well then you're in luck because I found some guy on youtube that did just that.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BknT3VbqeH4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWbcXqSEa0A
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWqs7_b0o84

[Fawkes]

Anyone interested in playing versus Freezer burn tonight?

http://www.l4dmaps.com/details.php?file=4457

Potentially, but I'm gonna be busy most of the afternoon. Depends on the time.

[Worira]

I, too, may be available, depending on the time.

[Raveypoos]

Can you, puh-lease, add me to the TF2 and L4D2 list? I'm currently [Yhiddy] Ditto on Steam.

[Mtg_player_zach]

Alright how about sometime between 8-9ish?

Edit: Don't forget to download the map. (look for my post a few up)

[The Valiant Turtle]

Anyone interested in playing versus Freezer burn tonight?

http://www.l4dmaps.com/details.php?file=4457

I'm not sure it works in VS. I'll go check to make sure it's working in campaign mode though.

[AlterForm]

Alright how about sometime between 8-9ish?

Edit: Don't forget to download the map. (look for my post a few up)

Going to need a time zone or an event posted to the Steam Group.

[dentrag2]

Man, that was a SUPER fun Realism Versus game. I'd be down for another one with those teams -- that was really well balanced.

[Byrnbot08]

When it said 1:30pm for tommorow's Realism Versus, do you mean 1:30 at GMT-5 or another time zone? Just curious to see if I can join.

[Mtg_player_zach]

When it said 1:30pm for tommorow's Realism Versus, do you mean 1:30 at GMT-5 or another time zone? Just curious to see if I can join.

Are you referring to the Versus I'm trying to make happen tonight? Cause that should be scheduled for 8:30 EST.

[Archangel Yuki]

Run, Cowards!

[AlterForm]

Are you referring to the Versus I'm trying to make happen tonight? Cause that should be scheduled for 8:30 EST.

That should work for me. Might be a smidge late.

[Worira]

Too early for me, I'm afraid.

[Djinn_in_Tonic]

Man, that was a SUPER fun Realism Versus game. I'd be down for another one with those teams -- that was really well balanced.

Agreed! That was a lot of fun, without either team having much of an edge.

Edit: To contact me this evening, use the forums. I'll be on my Mac side, but am up for a game if one's starting up.

[Mtg_player_zach]

Agreed! That was a lot of fun, without either team having much of an edge.

Edit: To contact me this evening, use the forums. I'll be on my Mac side, but am up for a game if one's starting up.

It was a lot of fun.
And djinn, tonight at 8:30 EST have freezerburn dowloaded so we can give it a shot.