Murphy's Law (Thread 2!)

[Closak]

Okay, that made me laugh.


"I'm a virgin"
"Hey, me too"
"I can fix that!"
"Janine, quit groping my tail!"
"MATT!"
"AHHH THE HORROR DIRE SQUIRRELS AHHHH!"


Guess who says what.

[Lix Lorn]

"I've never slept with anyone before..."
"You can start with me. "
"I've never castrated anyone before. Hint."
""

I've never given Discord an Internet before... (Awards)

[CoffeeIncluded]

"I've never slept with anyone before..."
"You can start with me. "
"I've never castrated anyone before. Hint."
""

Hoo boy, that's pretty much what happened.

Hey, Tinder needs a laugh after all the crap he's been through.

[Closak]

"I'm a virgin"
"Hey, me too"
"I can fix that!"
"Janine, quit groping my tail!"
"MATT!"
"AHHH THE HORROR DIRE SQUIRRELS AHHHH!"

So who is saying what?


And yes, Tinder needs something to cheer him up...
Sleeping with your arms bound behind your back has got to be uncomfortable

[John Cribati]

I sense a Radic/Tinder/Matt love triangle. Is there any possibility of this, or am I simply insane? It's probably the second one.

[CoffeeIncluded]

So who is saying what?


And yes, Tinder needs something to cheer him up...
Sleeping with your arms bound behind your back has got to be uncomfortable

They'll retie his arms so they're in front later.

I sense a Radic/Tinder/Matt love triangle. Is there any possibility of this, or am I simply insane? It's probably the second one.

I'll always support crack pairings, but I'll wait for Roland to answer on this one.

[Dark Faun]

I'm not Roland, of course, but from what I understood crack pairings were not in question; the constant stream of underage sex, rape, incest and other unsavory things was.

Why do they keep his arms tied anyway? They untied his legs, so he can run away if he wants while they're sleeping. Are they afraid he'll try to grope one of them in their sleep or something?

[CoffeeIncluded]

I'm not Roland, of course, but from what I understood crack pairings were not in question; the constant stream of underage sex, rape, incest and other unsavory things was.

Why do they keep his arms tied anyway? They untied his legs, so he can run away if he wants while they're sleeping. Are they afraid he'll try to grope one of them in their sleep or something?

He won't be able to attack them with his hands bound.

[Dark Faun]

So they don't trust him completely. Considering Matt probably has a negative Sense Motive, it makes sense they wouldn't know if he was bluffing.

He'll have to find a way to hide his wings while traveling with the party though. Maybe they'll clip them.

[CoffeeIncluded]

So they don't trust him completely. Considering Matt probably has a negative Sense Motive, it makes sense they wouldn't know if he was bluffing.

He'll have to find a way to hide his wings while traveling with the party though. Maybe they'll clip them.

No, Matt has ranks. It is a class skill after all. Rogues get a buttload of skill points per level, and Matt's Intelligence isn't less than 10. The wisdom penalty hurts it though.

It's just that, considering the past battle, Lloyd wants to take the proper precautions. Let's be honest. Even if you were allies now, would you let a DRAGON loose around you right after he switched sides? That's just stupid, and Tinder understands that, which is why he's not protesting.

[Dark Faun]

True.

Couldn't he turn into a dragon even with his hands bound though?

[Closak]

Yeah, i imagine that would cause the rope to snap...

...Matt is going to do something stupid again soon isn't he?

[Silverraptor]

Yeah, i imagine that would cause the rope to snap...

...Matt is going to do something stupid again soon isn't he?

What kind of question is that? That's just like saying: "The sun will rise again, right?"

[Closak]

True, crappy Wisdom score is crappy.

I can see it now, Matt doing something idiotic that pisses Tinder of, and Tinder going and telling Lloyd about it, resulting in Matt having to deal with a ticked of paladin.

Tinder: Lloyd! Matt is being mean again!
Lloyd: MATT!
Matt: ...Uh-oh...

[Lix Lorn]

Thanks a lot, Chloe, now the image of the party in a 60s sitcom is stuck in my head.

[Aaron]

What kind of question is that? That's just like saying: "The sun will rise again, right?"

Yay! This means that Matt will bring more laughs.

Thanks a lot, Chloe, now the image of the party in a 60s sitcom is stuck in my head.

Hmm, that sounds like it would be cool.

Oh, and I fixed my sig.

[CoffeeIncluded]

Yay! This means that Matt will bring more laughs.

Let's just say that several strips from now, Matt will be poisoned, shot full of arrows, have caltrops stuck in his feet, have something gnawing away at his head, and be on fire.

At the same time.

[Asta Kask]

He must think we're horrible people to laugh at that...

[CoffeeIncluded]

He must think we're horrible people to laugh at that...

It goes past "Not funny" and whips right around to "Funny" again!

Discord, Tinder also wants to show that he can be trusted. It's a test of faith on all parts.

[Asta Kask]

Hmm... could they ride dragon-form Tinder? Str 23, Large Size... heavy load is 1 200 lbs. Could be done?

[CoffeeIncluded]

Hmm... could they ride dragon-form Tinder? Str 23, Large Size... heavy load is 1 200 lbs. Could be done?

They'd need a special saddle, look at the respective sizes, and really. Do you think Tinder would let himself be ridden like a horse? By humans?

[Asta Kask]

In an emergency, yes. Otherwise, no.

[Silverraptor]

Let's just say that several strips from now, Matt will be poisoned, shot full of arrows, have caltrops stuck in his feet, have something gnawing away at his head, and be on fire.

At the same time.

Huh, boy. Is who I'm thinking about the person who's really going to do all that to him? Or does that person pop up a little later?

[CoffeeIncluded]

Huh, boy. Is who I'm thinking about the person who's really going to do all that to him? Or does that person pop up a little later?

Oh no. This scene is played entirely for laughs.

[Silverraptor]

Oh no. This scene is played entirely for laughs.

Ah, okay then. Just checking.

And I REEEEALLLY want them to get to the next set of characters already.

[The Dark Fiddler]

What kind of question is that? That's just like saying: "The sun will rise again, right?"

"In another few hours, the sun will rise!"

[Silverraptor]

"In another few hours, the sun will rise!"

"What the *BEEP* is that suppose to mean?!"

Heh heh.

[ShinyDelusion]

Poor Matt... I guess ever since I paired him with Belkar back in the day I feel I just gotta pity the dude.

Speaking of which, I've been considering writing another ML x OotS crossover fic with the same premise. (Not the premise of disturbing things nearly happening to Matt but the premise of ML taking place in a future OotS-verse where it seems the Order's broken up a little.) I haven't come up with anything more specific than that yet, and I thought I'd like to hear Coffee's thoughts on the matter first, so I'll just throw that out there. I will say that there most likely won't be any pairings in it.

[CoffeeIncluded]

And I REEEEALLLY want them to get to the next set of characters already.

Before #40.

Poor Matt... I guess ever since I paired him with Belkar back in the day I feel I just gotta pity the dude.

Speaking of which, I've been considering writing another ML x OotS crossover fic with the same premise. (Not the premise of disturbing things nearly happening to Matt but the premise of ML taking place in a future OotS-verse where it seems the Order's broken up a little.) I haven't come up with anything more specific than that yet, and I thought I'd like to hear Coffee's thoughts on the matter first, so I'll just throw that out there. I will say that there most likely won't be any pairings in it.

Ooh! I'm very intrigued!

[Silverraptor]

Before #40.

*Goes back and checks current comic number*

Awww, man! Nine more weeks! The anticipation is going to kill me.