Let's Play: MSPaint Adventure: GenGame!

[Gamerlord]

>BUILD a ROBO-SENSOR to detect all remaining ROGUES once you have enough SCRAP METAL

[Draconi Redfir]

>Fling a random ROGUE corpse in disgust. then, BE the other girl

[Mercenary Pen]

Check in game data on the MOST RECENT PATCH

[flabort]

>download CHEAT_PATCH, specifically that one you read about with that neato RETRO_COMMAND_INTERFACE.
Then input the code into the RETRO_COMMAND_INTERFACE:
>>make_all [{CORPSE_ROUGE:LOOT_CORE}={CORPSE_ROUGE:LOOT_CORE}+ 5]
>>make_all [{CORPSE_ROUGE:LOOT_SCRAP}={CORPSE_ROUGE:LOOT_SCRAP }+5]

Listen, it should drop 5 SCRAP METALs and 5 CORES at each and every rouge corpse posistion.

Alternatively:

>Be shocked at your own IDEA, disregaurd all notions of cheating

[AgentPaper]

> Check in game data on the MOST RECENT PATCH.





Pat-chuh Noh-tes? What kind of noob reads something like that? No, whenever you need information on the latest changes to a game, you go online to read an article someone else wrote. Except that you checked up on those before you logged back in, and you didn't see anything about a new patch.

Well screw them! You don't need random internet people telling you what you need to do any more than you need a legion of robotic ninja servants! You'll just read the boxes yourself! You'll think up better strategies in your sleep!

...You mean patch notes, PATCH NOTES!

> ==>

[AgentPaper]

> ==>





The hell is all this gibberish? Why would it even look like this? Do some of these symbols even exist? What kind of brain-dead Luddite would think this was the patch notes?

It's like the entire universe is conspiring to remove any kind of outside aid you could possibly get in winning this game.

Well, screw the universe. You can beat this game all on your own!

Yeah!

...yeah.

> Build a stinking gun already.

[Ogremindes]

>Become distorted

[Gamerlord]

>Build a stinking gun already

[Mewtarthio]

> Utterly pwn the BOSS ROGUE

[Draconi Redfir]

>Develop a superiority complex. Then, be the other girl

[Mercenary Pen]

Kick rogue corpses whilst you wait

[AgentPaper]

> Build a stinking gun already.





Why would you do that? You've already got a perfectly good weapon. In fact, it's about time you put it to use...

> Utterly pwn the BOSS ROGUE.

[AgentPaper]

> Utterly pwn the BOSS ROGUE.



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Okay, so it's a little slow. But it packs a helluva punch, you swear! I mean, it's called min-maxing for a reason. Who cares how long it takes to get to him if it kills him in one hit, right? It's not like that hunk of junk is going anywhere!

...aaany minute now. Those two other slackers better not come in and steal your kill!

> OTHER SLACKERS: Come in and steal the kill.

[Flickerdart]

> OTHER SLACKERS: Come in and steal the kill.

[chiasaur11]

> Rocket: Contemplate your place in the world.

[Mercenary Pen]

Other Slackers: Arrive JUST TOO LATE to steal kill.

[Ogremindes]

BOSS ROGUE> Go somewhere.

[smuchmuch]

Boss Rogue: use the rocket avoiding move that you've been granted by the latest patch.

[Draconi Redfir]

>BOSS ROGUE: yawn and lie down for a nap

>MISSILE: fly right over the BOSS ROGUE and right into the POORLY HIDDEN BOSS LOOT

[Thanatos 51-50]

BALLISTIC MISSILE: wonder if the BOSS ROGUE will be FRIENDS with you.

BOSS ROGUE: Hug the BALLISTIC MISSILE

MG: Check your BOOKFACE.

[Gamerlord]

>MISSLE: Launch more SMALLER MISSLES
>BOSS ROGUE: ACTIVATE your new INFINITUM MODE, WONDER why all the NEWBIES WHINED so much about it, just because INFINITUM MODES are usually only for high-level bosses and characters doesn't mean NOOBS shouldn't get a taste of it in the start
>MG: DUCK for COVER

[Mewtarthio]

> Casually examine the loot in the room, since the BOSS ROGUE clearly isn't going to bother you anymore

[AgentPaper]

> OTHER SLACKERS: Come in and steal the kill.





KINDA BUSY!

> Rocket: Contemplate your place in the world.

[AgentPaper]

> Rocket: Contemplate your place in the world.





What is the meaning of life? Is there nothing more to your existence but to press forwards from launch until your final impacting? Were you created by some unknowable intelligence, or do you exist by mere chance and the whim of the greater cosmos? What happens when you impact? Where do you go? Are you returned to nothingness, awaiting your eventual re-launching from some strange, new delivery system? Will you remember what you have done in this life, or will you be set adrift once again, lost in the world with nothing to guide you but your GPS guidance system?

What makes a rocket? Is a rocket with a poor homing system less of a rocket than any other? Are we judged by the speed with which we complete our eternal task? The size of the crater that we leave? Or are we looked upon by a kinder god, who looks equally upon all rockets, large payload or small, efficient and malfunctioning, smart or dumb?

>MG: DUCK for COVER.

[AgentPaper]

> MG: DUCK for COVER.





You quickly scramble up the ladder and out of danger. You designed that rocket with just enough AVOID to never be hit by the BOSS, so there's no reason for you do be down there taking fire like a chump. You have much better things to be doing with your time.

Uh, like...whatever you're about to do next.

> MG: Locate STAGE ZERO.

[Gamerlord]

>MG:Try to FIGURE OUT where the CENTRAL CONTROL ROOM would be.
>BOSS ROGUE: USE your SCRAMBLER to KNOCK the MISSILE off COURSE.
>MISSLE: DETONATE.

[Flickerdart]

> MG: Reanimate the ROGUE.

[Mercenary Pen]

MG: Launch another rocket down the central hole- this time with added 'bowl of petunias' programming

[NotAEvilToaster]

>Make rocket move faster with manual labor.

[Domochevsky]

>Review all class features

I think a certain waveform would disapprove of that.