Let's Play: MSPaint Adventure: GenGame!

[Mewtarthio]

> Locate STAGE ZERO

Sure, it's really more of an Easter egg for experts looking for some extra challenge in the early game, but aren't you such an expert?

[Bucky]

>Wait for a really big explosion

[Draconi Redfir]

>Break out a DIRTY MAGAZINE while you wait. i mean no one else is around to see you right?

[Thanatos 51-50]

> Enjoy a nice glass of LEMONADE

[AgentPaper]

> MG: Locate STAGE ZERO.





Ah, of course. You're going to go find STAGE ZERO, a fancy little area that most players wouldn't even ever know about. It's full of HIGH LEVEL MONSTERS, but you read about a way that you can skip by the first few BEARCONS and grab some of the AWESOME LOOT that litters the area. Normally such shenanigans are frowned upon as "cheating", but hey, the developers put it in the game, so it's not cheating, right? Right.

> ==>

[AgentPaper]

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Wha...

The hell is this? This is absolutely NOT STAGE ZERO. It's just completely empty in all directions! How does this even fit in here? You can seriously reach around the corner and there's not even the wall of the room you just came in from! It's just...NOTHING.

Argh, yet more evidence that the UNIVERSE hates you. This is just starting to get absurd. And annoying. Did you mention annoying?

> Rocket: Contemplate your place in the world.

[AgentPaper]

> Rocket: Contemplate your place in the world.





Is there really any greater purpose to any of this? Will anyone remember, once you have impacted and gone, what you have done? When your crater disappears, will anyone care if it was large or small? How much difference could it make, whether you deliver your payload in seconds or in minutes? How much effect could you, such a tiny, insignificant part of reality, possibly have? Does nothing matter then? Why are you so driven to hurtle towards your own demise if it will not have any significance in the greater scheme of all things?

Or maybe it does not matter how small or seemingly insignificant your actions are. Perhaps, just perhaps, the mere fact that you have any ability to affect your own course through space and time makes you more important than any room, any level, any world, any server. Though your actions are but ripples in the giant sea of reality, those ripples travel far, and could you not say that the ripples in a lake are, if not larger, then more significant than the stones that make up it's bed?

> MG: Enjoy a nice glass of LEMONADE.

[AgentPaper]

> MG: Enjoy a nice glass of LEMONADE.





Being angry sure is exhausting. Mm, this is some pretty good lemonade though.

> Collect SCRAP METAL from the ROGUES.

[Mercenary Pen]

MG: Go check on what's left of the BOSS ROGUE- also see if the VENDING MACHINE has any cans of CRITI-COLA HIT

[Gamerlord]

>MG: Try to build a NUKE

[Draconi Redfir]

>Missile: abandon your given objective! shed the shackles given to you by an unworthy master! fly free in any direction you please, and do what you TRUELY MUST DO!

i figure this might be a good set up for a deus ex machina in the far future

[Thanatos 51-50]

Rocket: Have a crisis of faith and shut down.

[SlyGuyMcFly]

>Missile: Just hit the damn ROGUE already

[Dairun Cates]

MG: Get frustrated with slow missile and build something else to kill the sentry while completely forgetting about the rocket for later plot Deus Ex Machina.

[Draconi Redfir]

>be the other girl

[chiasaur11]

>Rocket: Quote Dark Star.

[Flickerdart]

> Collect SCRAP METAL from the ROGUES.

[flabort]

>BE the GUY

BH's player. he's a guy, right? just because he picked a girl character doesn't mean he's actually a girl, right?

[Domochevsky]

>BE the GUY

Who are you addressing with that? MG? That could be difficult. >_>

[Draconi Redfir]

>be "the one"

[Cute_Riolu]

>BE the GUY

> You wanna be the guy.

[Draconi Redfir]

>Briefly wonder if the artist’s computer has broken down on him again. Then, offer condolences

[AgentPaper]

I'd like to apologize for the length of time since the last update. It's entirely my fault, same as all of the delays so far actually. However I can say at least that there will be an update later today, within the next few hours, and after that we'll be returning to the rough 1/day update "schedule".

[Draconi Redfir]

no problem Mr. paper. so long as your computer hasent exploded, evrything will be allright :P

[AgentPaper]

Make that tomorrow, not later today. For once because of the illustrator instead of the writer in this case, however! Regular updates will resume starting tomorrow. Sorry again for the delays.

[AgentPaper]

> Collect SCRAP METAL from the ROGUES.





You can't salvage these ROGUES until you control the MECHANOFORTRESS, but you figure you may as well bring them up to the RECYCLOTRON now, since it's only a matter of time before the BOSS bites it.

> ==>

[AgentPaper]

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And now you'll just have to wai...uhm, did a giant cannonball just go flying through the room?

> ==>

[AgentPaper]

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Chat Log:

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SD: Heeey JH! How's the harrass going? *smile*
JH: Faithful to thee, we sing aloud, heroic Zeus, songs to thee
JH: Mark, O good Hades, this act of ours!
SD: Ehhh, that means it's going well, right?
JH: Him, whosoever he may be, no one may vanquish, mighty one!
JH: Nay, very glorious wealth is his.
SD: Hehe, well that sounds like it's going really well.
SD: Things are going really great over here as well, so I sent you some backup! *wink*
JH: To you will I sing Christ's praise who gives good gifts as well we know;
JH: The praise of the Lord who, rich in treasure, aids his singers with wealth thousandfold.
SD: Teehee, you're welcome. *blush*

> MG: Check the LORE and BACKSTORY for this game.

[Thanatos 51-50]

CANNONBALL: Fall through the MECHANOFORTRESS, killing the BOSS ROGUE and denying MG the XP.

[Gamerlord]

>MG:CHECK the LORE and BACKSTORY for this game