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Thread: Batman vs. Cthulu
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2006-06-28, 01:20 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Batman vs. Cthulu
Originally Posted by The_Glyphstone
Also, how could Batman defeat this beast!!?“Sometimes, immersed in his books, there would come to him
the awareness of all that he did not know, of all that he had not read;
and the serenity for which he labored was shattered as he realized the
little time he had in life to read so much, to learn what he had to know.”
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2006-06-28, 01:30 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Batman vs. Cthulu
Originally Posted by Vaynor
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2006-06-28, 02:17 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Batman vs. Cthulu
Batman is just a mortal man, and nothing can prepare a mortal man to stare upon Cthulhu without his own brain trying to crawl out through is spine and flee to safety, which it cannot achieve because it bursts at the instance Batman lays eyes upon him.
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2006-06-28, 04:23 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Batman vs. Cthulu
He'd probably end up using thermal vision.. or uv lightvision... something which makes Cthulhu less detailed to the extent it will no longer drive him into the very depths of madness itself...
Though Cthulhu would own Batman, unless Batman brought in the help of one of the others of his kind, or even the outer gods :-O, there's only so much a high priest can do against a god!
And of course Batman, with preperation, could do that ;)Well it’s about time! I was starting to think that I’d researched that “Xykon’s Moderately Escapable Forcecage” spell for nothing!
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2006-06-28, 05:50 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Batman vs. Cthulu
Originally Posted by Elurindel
That being said, unless Batman is allowed to call in Superman, he's dead. Deader than dead. Deader than deader than dead.
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2006-06-29, 09:38 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Batman vs. Cthulu
Not only is Batman from a comic book, he's from a Gothic comic book. He's from a city with the word "Goth" right in the name, possibly built on the ruins of Arkham (I like that idea more than it just being alternate universe New York). He lives in a cave, underground, surrounded by bats and eldritch tecknologies, as Hewlett-Packard Lovecraft would say.
Randolph Carter? Pfff. Batman's frickin' Nyarlathotep.
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Huh.
That... almost makes sense, in a Randall Flagg sorta way.
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Anyways, I say that Batman figures out how to beat Cthulhu. He's tough. His mind's already twisted beyond human recognition.
-At the very least, all you have to do is wipe out the cultists trying to wake him up. Maybe you'll have to blow up the island if the stars are right. Big deal. The US blows up islands all the time. Used to, at least.
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2006-06-30, 07:03 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Batman vs. Cthulu
Originally Posted by Piedmon_Sama"that nighted, penguin-fringed abyss" - At The Mountains of Madness, H.P. Lovecraft
When a man decides another's future behind his back, it is a conspiracy. When a god does it, it's destiny.
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2006-06-30, 07:34 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Batman vs. Cthulu
Batman wins. Why? Batman has the power of plot-cheese on his side, and besides, bats isn't exactly a picture of mental stability so Cthulu loses his main avenue of attack due to redundancy.
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2006-06-30, 11:21 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Batman vs. Cthulu
Originally Posted by King Steward
Also, it looks like a lot of people are invoking allies into this mix. Shouldn't Shub-Niggurath or Nyarlathotep get into the mix? How about being randomly teleported into the brain of a Yith slug-pyramid 100MYA?
Eh, it could happen.An open mind is like a fortress with its gates unbarred and unguarded.
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2006-06-30, 11:28 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Batman vs. Cthulu
Originally Posted by Flak_Razorwill
"Can Batman defeat X?"
"Yes, by bringing Superman along."
It's not really Batman's victory if Superman wins the fight. Granted, Batman would be moderately pleased with himself, but he didn't really win, did he?
"But Batman gave Superman the X weapon and created Y weakness in the enemy!"
Good for him. He's "contributing." Don't make any more comparisons to the party Bard.That is not dead which can eternal lie
And with strange aeons even death may die.
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2006-06-30, 11:42 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Batman vs. Cthulu
Originally Posted by Flak_Razorwill
Because, of course, if Batman were try to take down Cthulhu on his own, he'd be screwed.
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2006-06-30, 11:43 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Batman vs. Cthulu
Originally Posted by King StewardThat is not dead which can eternal lie
And with strange aeons even death may die.
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2006-06-30, 02:26 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Batman vs. Cthulu
Originally Posted by Piedmon_Sama
Back to Batman and the Great One:
What rules system? In the original CoC game, Batman is eaten along with 1d4 other investigators per round.
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2006-06-30, 03:36 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Batman vs. Cthulu
Er... Armageddon is place.
What rules system? In the original CoC game, Batman is eaten along with 1d4 other investigators per round.
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2006-06-30, 04:31 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Batman vs. Cthulu
i hate batman go die batty
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2006-06-30, 05:16 PM (ISO 8601)
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Originally Posted by Piedmon_SamaI gave up fighting, and stabbing and bludgeoning and stealing and bar-brawls and wenches . . . and it was the worst 10 rounds of my life - Jerry the Country & Western Bard.
WHY ISN'T HE JOLLY???
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2006-06-30, 06:50 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Batman vs. Cthulu
Originally Posted by Deuce
Of course, among those Batmans would be the one from the Challenge of the SuperFriends show. He, of course, would have a Bat-Get-Rid-Of-Monster-ifier in his godlike utility belt.
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2006-06-30, 06:56 PM (ISO 8601)
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Oh how many times has that Bat-Get-Rid-Of-Monster-ifier saved him?
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2006-06-30, 07:13 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Batman vs. Cthulu
Batmany.
(hey, that has the word "batman" in it!)
-I still argue that, were circumstances contrived to allow the two to meet and fight, Batman would be revealed to be some emissary of the Elders who shall strike down the sleeper, yea, te-ke-li-li, all that nonsense.
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2006-06-30, 08:51 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Batman vs. Cthulu
Originally Posted by Abd al-AzradTake the Magic: The Gathering 'What Color Are You?' Quiz.
The irony is that my favorite colors are black and red, and I almost always play chaotic good characters.
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2006-06-30, 08:54 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Batman vs. Cthulu
Originally Posted by King StewardTake the Magic: The Gathering 'What Color Are You?' Quiz.
The irony is that my favorite colors are black and red, and I almost always play chaotic good characters.
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2006-06-30, 10:25 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Batman vs. Cthulu
Originally Posted by CelestialStick
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2006-06-30, 11:54 PM (ISO 8601)
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2006-07-01, 12:01 AM (ISO 8601)
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You know I just don't get the hype about cthulhu I mean from what I've seen he's not all that great. I mean how could batman lose against this? I mean I could even beat it!
I'm just not seeing this guys.
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2006-07-01, 12:23 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Batman vs. Cthulu
Originally Posted by King StewardTake the Magic: The Gathering 'What Color Are You?' Quiz.
The irony is that my favorite colors are black and red, and I almost always play chaotic good characters.
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2006-07-01, 12:42 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Batman vs. Cthulu
To reiterate Cthulhu's bit-playeredness:
From http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cthulhu
"Although the cycle of stories written by Lovecraft, his protégés, and his literary successors bear the label "Cthulhu Mythos" (a term invented by August Derleth and never used by Lovecraft), Cthulhu is arguably one of the least terrible creatures in the pantheon. Cthulhu himself debuted in Lovecraft's short story "The Call of Cthulhu" ( 1928 )—though he makes minor appearances in a few other of Lovecraft's works."
People just gotta stop dropping the Big C's name. He's the most recognizeable, sure. Granted, his powers twist the boundaries of mortal comprehension. However, the fact that he's the little kid in the sandbox, and there are bigger kids outside the sandbox that could step on his sand castle and make him eat dirt suggests that he is not nearly as undefeatable as so many people would like to believe.
And yes, if Batman encounters Cthulhu directly, he gets eaten (Yum yum!) and/or driven mad(der) at the sight of the Great Old One. The fact of the matter is, Batman is more likely not going to let it come to that. With his power of nigh-infinite resources, Batman could come up with a half dozen ways to stop Cthulhu.
Of course, 'stop' is a relative term. Fact of the matter is, Cthulhu has time beyond reckoning to simply wait. Batman's efforts merely hold off the inevitable and prolong the existance of the tiny, tragically flawed creatures that currently inhabit the surface of this world.
So, I'm going to have to say that Batman can 'win' against Cthulhu, as much as any mortal could. It's ultimately futile, but he has it.
Now, if you were to pit him against The Crawling Chaos, one who has taken an intimate interest in directly affecting the comings and goings of mortals... I've got to say, an opponent who isn't in a deathlike, dreamlike stasis which has lasted untold aeons presents a much scarier challenge.
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2006-07-01, 12:53 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Batman vs. Cthulu
Originally Posted by RalfariusTake the Magic: The Gathering 'What Color Are You?' Quiz.
The irony is that my favorite colors are black and red, and I almost always play chaotic good characters.
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2006-07-01, 02:23 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Batman vs. Cthulu
You know what... I'm gonna outright claim that Batman is in fact Nyarlathotep, via reincarnation or posession or some sort of horrible trick involving Mr. and Mrs. Wayne (like with Terry's dad).
Cthulhu and friends aren't evil. They're just beyond our simple human moral reasoning.
-I also came to the realization that Nyarlathotep is Gandalf, but that's for another thread.
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2006-07-01, 02:41 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Batman vs. Cthulu
Originally Posted by Ralfarius
Cthulhu is indestructible, a master of the mind and dreams, immortal, gigantic, and weilds cosmic powers beyond those of most of the Marvel superheroes. The fact that he's the weakest of the Gods simply goes to show how powerful the Old Ones really are. The rest of them don't even fight on our terms. Cthulhu casts Meteor Swarms, Azathoth devours planets by accident.That is not dead which can eternal lie
And with strange aeons even death may die.
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2006-07-01, 07:10 PM (ISO 8601)
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See, what I'm trying to get at with that statement is that there are things more powerful than Cthulhu out there. I mean, if it really came down to it, couldn't Batman just invoke a more powerful god as a trump card?
Granted, that would have potentialy more dire consequences than simply letting Cthulhu eat Batman. The point is, there are ways to best even a Great Old One. If anyone could find such a way, it would be the world's greatest detective.
Not to get too up on Batman or down on Cthulhu. I'm just sayin', people are too cut and dry in their answers.