[Nexus] OoC III: May Contain Nuts

[VampireRot]

Zombie survival horror? I hope the monsters aren't actually zombies, as seven-eighths of the NEXUS' PC population could probably take on a horde of zombies by themselves without breaking a sweat.

[The Bushranger]

Clearly, they're robot pirate ninja zombies. Riding cyborg acidborn unicorn sharks.

[ThePhantom]

Zombie survival horror? I hope the monsters aren't actually zombies, as seven-eighths of the NEXUS' PC population could probably take on a horde of zombies by themselves without breaking a sweat.

I don't know about that, there's would be tons of zombies. Besides, if a bite means your'e going to turn into a zombie, it could be really bad. Except for the undead, they have little to fear from mere zombies.

[Murkus]

Thanks, Magtok. That was very informative.

[Reinholdt]

Clearly Becky will be stalking Ilpholin who will be stalking KR who will be stalking Wenomir...

Oh, and let me guess, Wenomir will be stalking somebody that is stalking Becky, right? Soon they'll all just be in bushes hiding from each other.

Wenomir and Mister Squiggles can have a staring contest, then go out for drinks together, loser buys.

[Lord Iames Osari]

Beh. Sex Ed at PACK basically boils down to: "DON'T DO IT, OR YOU WILL GET PREGNANT AND THEN DIE."
What did you expect? The headteacher's a total prude. Alcohol and Drugs are similarly dealt with.

Nimai raises her hand, looking confused. "But my mom and dad have sex all the time, and they say it's really fun and they've only ever had me and my sister. And they're still alive," she adds.

[Reinholdt]

"What's sex?"

[ApeofLight]

" I'm a scientist not a Sex Ed teacher! *grumble* Oh, wait crap... this is eventually going to come up in Biology... I think I'll take a trip that week. "

[Kaelaroth]

Hm. You know, another throught just occured to me. It seems the current apocalypse must be, above all, confusing to most people involved. I mean, Shepherd and Cynthia are trying to destroy the Nexus because they hate sin. But where they came from and why they're so powerful is kinda vague.

A brief summary, in case people aren't sure.

At some point in spacetime, Magtok creates a doomsday device called Kaela - a living delivery system, that, when charged, will somehow trigger the end of the multiverse. Unfortunately, rather than being a dead little device that'll just sit there 'til Maggy gets suicidal, Kaela proved to be sentient, and used its worldwarping doom powers to hop about spacetime - ending up in the far past, where it fell in love with a princess, called Zenobia, a distant ancestor of Happy, who was physically identical to her. Taking humanish form, they were to be wed.

Something went wrong, Kaela went insane, and destroyed the land in which they lived, returning to the present day to the foundation of GLoG, where he encountered various people. With some of them, he ended up time-travelling back to the past, showing the present-day folk the destruction of Zenobia's land; Zenobia's sister, an ancestral duplicate of Rabbit Vasque (Happy's sister), tried to kill Zenobia, and thus caused him to angrily destroy the land she was from. This revelation caused Kaela to want to end the world again, making himself merge to Reinholdt - turning the apocalyptic cat into the beautiful human form he'd worn in Zenobia's time. With this form, Reinholdt impregnated Rabbit Vasque.

She gave birth to a superpowerful infant called Shepherd, the bomb Kaela, the delivery system, was meant to deliver. Shepherd, causing various Biblical-style plagues, started the end the world, but was eventually killed. One of the plagues involved a rain of blood from the sky, and said blood was cloned into a new, angelic life-form, called Cynthia, by Magtok. However, the Lord was unaware that Cynthia was merely a female version of Shepherd, the evil child having bled his own self down from the heavens.

Shepherd, in Hell, orchestrated Cynthia's death, and, when he had brought his twin down there with him, turned her to her true path.

And then recent events began.

[VampireRot]

And that, folks, is what happens when you don't give your children hugs.

So please, hug your children daily, and they won't become apocalyptic monsters.

And someone neuter Reinholdt.

[Reinholdt]

Shepherd received love and hugs every day.

That's why it was so hard when Reinholdt had to shoot him the first time around. Seriously went back and read that Taverna and Citadel thing. Sadness.

"I think the headmaster just won this sex ed conversation."

[Kaelaroth]

That's why it was so hard when Reinholdt had to shoot him the first time around. Seriously went back and read that Taverna and Citadel thing. Sadness.[/COLOR]

It was sad, yup.

[VampireRot]

Shepherd received love and hugs every day.

That's why it was so hard when Reinholdt had to shoot him the first time around. Seriously went back and read that Taverna and Citadel thing. Sadness.

Found em!

*scalpel*

Bad kitty! Now this won't hurt a bit...

[Reinholdt]

Found em!

*scalpel*

Bad kitty! Now this won't hurt a bit...

*spits Acid on Rot and his scalpel*

[VampireRot]

*spits Acid on Rot and his scalpel*

But... But that's THAT CAT's power. Don't go stealin teh eldritch kitteh's stuff.

[The Bushranger]

Nimai raises her hand, looking confused. "But my mom and dad have sex all the time, and they say it's really fun and they've only ever had me and my sister. And they're still alive," she adds.

Jamie: "Oh, is that what you call it when mom and dad get all mushy and kiss-y and all? Eew. Dad's died a lot and mom died once* but I don't think that had anything to do with it, and I'm still an only child too..."

* Give or take a Far-tainting or two.


Quinn could handle giving a Reproductive Biology class if Dr. Rato is too squeamish for it. Of course, she'd probably slip and hit her head on a desk...

[Project_Mayhem]

There's about to be a mini abyssal manifestation in the black dragon if anyone's interested :p

[Reinholdt]

There's about to be a mini abyssal manifestation in the black dragon if anyone's interested :p

You know that tavern is more likely to welcome those guys instead of kill them, right?

[Project_Mayhem]

This Mage the Awakening Abyss. Gribbly cosmic horror. The antithesis of li ... yeah, you're right.

[Lord Iames Osari]

This Mage the Awakening Abyss. Gribbly cosmic horror. The antithesis of li ... yeah, you're right.

So it's like Oblivion or the Labyrinth from Exalted.

[Beans]

Sometime, folks, I may have a big open plot...
One word to describe it.

SOCKTOPIA.

[Project_Mayhem]

So it's like Oblivion or the Labyrinth from Exalted.

I think so - postponed for a short while however, as the two active participants need to sleep

[VampireRot]

Sometime, folks, I may have a big open plot...
One word to describe it.

SOCKTOPIA.

I hope its not a SOCKALYPSE.

[Beans]

No, I'm not hooked on apocacrack.

[VampireRot]

No, I'm not hooked on apocacrack.

Oh goodie.

...

So what will it be? A utopia for sock people?

[Reinholdt]

No, I'm not hooked on apocacrack.

*offers*
First one's free and innocent looking.

[Beans]

Oh goodie.

...

So what will it be? A utopia of sock people?

You'll see.

[Prince_Selm]

..unless we are blindfolded by the socks.

EDIT: Wow... I show up and everybody stops.

What'd I do?

[happyturtle]

I fear something far more terrifying.

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[Lord Magtok]

..unless we are blindfolded by the socks.

EDIT: Wow... I show up and everybody stops.

What'd I do?

Five minutes between yours and the next post is not "everybody stops", it's OOC going at a reasonable pace.