[NEXUS]HALO CXL: Nice Place you Got Here!

[InyutheBeatIs]

He could interact with Pesty if you want.

She's... pleasant.

Sure!

She'll see a kid with marvelous sideburns in a green unbuttoned shirt over a white t-shirt with a jolley roger on the chest. He also has black, fingerless gloves, and is holding a couple of envelopes. He has a few bruises on his face, one of them near his green eyes.

Sorry, just had to get the description outta the way.

[Beans]

She's...
Pesty.

Pesty waves and bounds over.
Hiya there!

[InyutheBeatIs]

She's...
Pesty.

Pesty waves and bounds over.
Hiya there!

Chris looks up. "Oh, hi there." Chris waves back at her, and stands up. She might recognize him as "that kid who tried to help out Din at Trog's that one time". Just might.

[Beans]

Have I seen you befoooore?

My memory kind of stops working sometimes...

Anyway, I'm Pesty!

[InyutheBeatIs]

Have I seen you befoooore?

My memory kind of stops working sometimes...

Anyway, I'm Pesty!

"I dunno. You do look familiar, though...where do you think you've seen me?" Not to mention having the same text color!

Chris extends his hand out. "I'm Chris, nice to meet you."

[Beans]

Uh...
I don't remember...

Nice to meet you!
So whaaaaaaat's up?

[InyutheBeatIs]

Uh...
I don't remember...

Nice to meet you!
So whaaaaaaat's up?

"Huh..."

"OH! I, uh, just got some letters from a friend. I was reading them. You?"

[Beans]

I can't find my friend Carrie... Usually she, like, jumps out of nowhere and jokingly hits on me and stuff.

I haven't seen her anywhere...

[InyutheBeatIs]

I can't find my friend Carrie... Usually she, like, jumps out of nowhere and jokingly hits on me and stuff.

I haven't seen her anywhere...

"Oh..."

"Well..." Chris looks a bit hesitant. "I hope you find her. I'm sure she'll be alright." Chris gives an assuring smile.

[Beans]

Yeah...

OOH I REMEMBER WHERE I SAW YOU BEFORE.
You trieded to help my daughter-in-law!

[InyutheBeatIs]

Yeah...

OOH I REMEMBER WHERE I SAW YOU BEFORE.
You trieded to help my daughter-in-law!

Chris is startled, but quickly regains his composure. "Uhh...OH you mean Din! Right? She's your daughter-in-law?"

[Beans]

Yeah... it's compli-ma-cated, but I have to explain anyway.
I adopted this craaaazy gal called Pixie, and she and Din got married, but then Pixie sort of... stopped being in this universe.

[McBish]

Angie laves her room moving a bit stiffly and stumbly. She seems to be making her way to the library.

[InyutheBeatIs]

Yeah... it's compli-ma-cated, but I have to explain anyway.
I adopted this craaaazy gal called Pixie, and she and Din got married, but then Pixie sort of... stopped being in this universe.

Chris nods his head. "Oh, yeah. I've heard about Pixie before." It's strange how Chris can so easily interpret what Pesty is saying, eh?

[Beans]

Does he speak lolcatgirl?
Yeaaaaaah...
I wuvs my daughter-in-law-that's-less-than-a-year-younger-than-me.

Ow, saying all those hyphens was harrrd.

[InyutheBeatIs]

Does he speak lolcatgirl?
Yeaaaaaah...
I wuvs my daughter-in-law-that's-less-than-a-year-younger-than-me.

Ow, saying all those hyphens was harrrd.

No, but in his mind he compares the words that she is saying to words in the English language and gets a good assumption of what she means. Kind of like how you can tell "bandito" means "bandit".

Chris blinks a couple of times, obviously confused. "I'm...not sure what you're talking about. I can only scrape the Fourth Wall so much..."

[Beans]

She speaks English/Common/etc. Mostly.
Sometimes she lapses into Lolcat/interblag/derp.
I've been working out so I can be all badass like my husbanda and that way I don't get so tired breaking the fourth wall all the time.

[InyutheBeatIs]

She speaks English/Common/etc. Mostly.
Sometimes she lapses into Lolcat/interblag/derp.
I've been working out so I can be all badass like my husbanda and that way I don't get so tired breaking the fourth wall all the time.

Chris is kind of like that, except sometimes he lapses into Japanese.

"Uh, cool! That's cool. Personally, I'm fine so far with quoting tropes...and probably being Wrong Genre Savvy in the process."

[Beans]

I get where you're coming from... sometimes I'm like rar and then derp and then rar and then derp and then rar and my daughters are like MOM WHAT ARE YOU DOING and I'm like DUNNO.

[InyutheBeatIs]

I get where you're coming from... sometimes I'm like rar and then derp and then rar and then derp and then rar and my daughters are like MOM WHAT ARE YOU DOING and I'm like DUNNO.

...I think she just said she has ups and downs when she does stuff and people notice this...? "I know. Tell me about it." Chris just goes along with it. Go with the flow, my man, go with the flow.

[Beans]

Do you like draaaaaaawing?

I do.

[InyutheBeatIs]

Do you like draaaaaaawing?

I do.

Chris shrugs. "Eh, sometimes. I'm not an expert at it, but I can draw something half-way decent. Especially if it isn't supposed to really be something, more abstract stuff."

[Beans]

Oh. Trippycool.

I do stuff I see around.
She unzips a pocket of her silly goth pants and pulls out a drawing pad that should not fit in that pocket.
Hyperspaaaaaaace!
She flips to a very nice drawing of... Boss! Well, Boss far down a hallway, drawn from behind.

[InyutheBeatIs]

Oh. Trippycool.

I do stuff I see around.
She unzips a pocket of her silly goth pants and pulls out a drawing pad that should not fit in that pocket.
Hyperspaaaaaaace!
She flips to a very nice drawing of... Boss! Well, Boss far down a hallway, drawn from behind.

Chris looks at it, intrigued. "Oh hey! That's Boss! At least, I'm pretty sure that's Boss..."

[McBish]

Angie reaches the library and flops down into a chair with a small groan of relief. She reaches up grabbing a nearby book and starting to flip through it.

[Beans]

Fo' realz?
Cool!
I just was like OH HEY COOL DISTANT DOG and I drew him.

I also drew this a while ago... took me forever.
She flips to... damn, that's a nice drawing of Carrie. Colored and everything.
I had to promise her, like, twelve packs of poptarts to get her to sit still without the use of Superglue.

[InyutheBeatIs]

Fo' realz?
Cool!
I just was like OH HEY COOL DISTANT DOG and I drew him.

I also drew this a while ago... took me forever.
She flips to... damn, that's a nice drawing of Carrie. Colored and everything.
I had to promise her, like, twelve packs of poptarts to get her to sit still without the use of Superglue.

Chris has a faint smile when she shows him the picture of Carrie. "Wow, that's...that's really good. You do good work, Pesty."

[Beans]

D'aww, thanks!

...
Waaaaaaaaaaaant it?

[InyutheBeatIs]

D'aww, thanks!

...
Waaaaaaaaaaaant it?

Chris seems interested. "Sure. How much would it cost?"

[Beans]

...
She crouches and points to an area of her head right behind her left ear.
Scratchies riiiiiiiight there.
Pwease.