Goblins V: It's Hard-Kore!

**Draconi Redfir** · 2011-03-15, 11:09 AM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by Lord Raziere

I volunteer! I'll sing the "I'm a Bad Singer" song.

Oh, I'm a bad singer...
I'm really really bad!
horribly, horribly. baaaaaad!

I'm a bad singer...
I'm incredibly fantastically baaaad!

My voice shatters windows!
It kills millions and millions of ears!

then it just repeats itself endlessly. best sung in the most annoying voice possible, cause its funniest when its true.

I think you mean:

I've got a
Bad voice, bad voice, bad voice oooh! i've got a
Bad voice, bad voice, bad voice sooo! i've got a
Bad voice, bad voice, bad voice oohhh!!
Like an ex-plode-ing landmine-ine!

**The Linker** · 2011-03-15, 01:14 PM (ISO 8601)

"So... that month's, uh, finally over. Yeah. Whew. Hard stuff, to get through.

Um, I thought I'd keep... experimenting. For May, I'm going to, uh, put Taylor Lautner posters up everywhere and run through the Twilight movie series. In order. Over and over and over.

Yes. Experimenting."

**Kris Strife** · 2011-03-15, 01:48 PM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by Lord Raziere

I volunteer! I'll sing the "I'm a Bad Singer" song.

Oh, I'm a bad singer...
I'm really really bad!
horribly, horribly. baaaaaad!

I'm a bad singer...
I'm incredibly fantastically baaaad!

My voice shatters windows!
It kills millions and millions of ears!

then it just repeats itself endlessly. best sung in the most annoying voice possible, cause its funniest when its true.

Is Gilbert Gottfried available?

**TheSummoner** · 2011-03-15, 01:52 PM (ISO 8601)

His voice is certainly more tolerable than Bieber...

**Mystic Muse** · 2011-03-15, 02:01 PM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by Gicko

Maybe the thirteen year old girl inside him has been locked up for too long and is now going to escape in full my-little-pony, twilight fanfiction, and Justin beiber omghesohawwwttt wrath

You don't have to be a 13 year old girl to enjoy My little pony. At least, not Friendship is magic my little pony. Don't know about the original.

**Giggling Ghast** · 2011-03-15, 02:14 PM (ISO 8601)

Hey, everyone remember that evil party?

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They didn't make it.

**memnarch** · 2011-03-15, 02:21 PM (ISO 8601)

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Would appear that the knife wall retracts after you leave the room.

**TheEmerged** · 2011-03-15, 02:25 PM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by Kris Strife

Is Gilbert Gottfried available?

More available than he was a while a-go

He's been dropped from Aflac after some tasteless Japanese jokes.

**The Linker** · 2011-03-15, 02:39 PM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by Candle Jack

Hey, everyone remember that evil party?

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They didn't make it.

This is the point where you would say "Hey, there's an update, everyone read it first while I spoiler relevant information so as not to, you know, spoil the comic before you read it."

**Giggling Ghast** · 2011-03-15, 02:42 PM (ISO 8601)

I thought the presence of the spoiler itself was a sufficient hint that there was a new strip. Why else does anyone spoiler their posts?

**The Linker** · 2011-03-15, 02:45 PM (ISO 8601)

I was personally expecting some sort of image that had to be spoiler'd due to the size.

Granted, maybe spoiler boxes are used mainly for actual spoilers in the Goblins and OotS forums, but in the Steam Thread and particularly the My Little Pony thread, 90% of spoiler boxes are silly pictures.

**Agi Hammerthief** · 2011-03-15, 02:47 PM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by Candle Jack

I thought the presence of the spoiler itself was a sufficient hint that there was a new strip. Why else does anyone spoiler their posts?

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dunno, to confuse people?

**Turalisj** · 2011-03-15, 02:57 PM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by The Linker

I was personally expecting some sort of image that had to be spoiler'd due to the size.

Granted, maybe spoiler boxes are used mainly for actual spoilers in the Goblins and OotS forums, but in the Steam Thread and particularly the My Little Pony thread, 90% of spoiler boxes are silly pictures.

My little pony thread?

**Mystic Muse** · 2011-03-15, 03:01 PM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by Turalisj

My little pony thread?

http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=189454

Because friendship is magic/sufficiently advanced technology/mind control

**Sipex** · 2011-03-15, 03:06 PM (ISO 8601)

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Here I was thinking they might actually make it.

Oh well, better luck next time I guess.

**busterswd** · 2011-03-15, 03:07 PM (ISO 8601)

Just noticed the parallels between the two parties, especially with Kin's thinking process. If Gothmax hadn't interrupted Gothkin, they might've had enough time to make it out.

**JonestheSpy** · 2011-03-15, 03:13 PM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by JonestheSpy

I'm actually glad we don't just leave the other team behind to be slowly impaled - way too gruesome for my tastes.

Nevermind...

**Traab** · 2011-03-15, 03:28 PM (ISO 8601)

Its always interesting to see that no matter how different they are, there are some things that transcend alternate universes. Too bad they were too late. Cant wait to see the next trap.

**Giggling Ghast** · 2011-03-15, 03:43 PM (ISO 8601)

Well, I'll remember that in the future, Linker.

Originally Posted by busterswd

Just noticed the parallels between the two parties, especially with Kin's thinking process. If Gothmax hadn't interrupted Gothkin, they might've had enough time to make it out.

It turns out that berating your teammates in a life-or-death situation isn't a winning recipe for success.

**The Linker** · 2011-03-15, 03:50 PM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by Candle Jack

Well, I'll remember that in the future, Linker.

But yeah, I could see these folks weren't really conducive to a good team. They're just not good people. I bet they've been in here, or will be in here, much longer than our guys.

**Draconi Redfir** · 2011-03-15, 03:59 PM (ISO 8601)

They are probably good people in their own rights (Exept maybe gothmax) They just don't work well as a team.

I mean really Goth forgath just want's to be his own boss and not have anyone tell him what to do, and GothKin just likes wearing push-up bra's.

**LOTRfan** · 2011-03-15, 04:10 PM (ISO 8601)

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Ah, man. I liked Dolgrim-skull Forgath...

In fact, it sucks that the only character on that team that I disliked was the one who was spared from the most brutal death. At least the door must have broken the spinal cord. They had to feel everything.

**DeadManSleeping** · 2011-03-15, 04:21 PM (ISO 8601)

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Ah, man. I liked Dolgrim-skull Forgath...

In fact, it sucks that the only character on that team that I disliked was the one who was spared from the most brutal death. At least the door must have broken the spinal cord. They had to feel everything.

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It broke it at the base. Kin and Forgath may have taken three or four seconds to die. Minmax? Not so lucky. Best-case scenario, the horrible pain put him into shock so he could bleed to death in peace. If not, he's stuck in horrible pain until either someone reaches the end, or he finally bleeds enough that he can't stay conscious.

Of course, none of this is true, because in Goblins, they simply both hit -10 hp from positive in a single instant. It's gruesome, but pain isn't something I'd be concerned with.

**CJvR** · 2011-03-15, 04:27 PM (ISO 8601)

Fiendishly nasty trap, realizing how to get out of it closes it!

**Giggling Ghast** · 2011-03-15, 05:02 PM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by LOTRfan

In fact, it sucks that the only character on that team that I disliked was the one who was spared from the most brutal death. At least the door must have broken the spinal cord. They had to feel everything.

He did get bisected. Out of a possible list of ways I would like to die, that doesn't rank near the No. 1 spot.

At least with the spiked walls you could position yourself so your heart or brain get pierced first.

**Weimann** · 2011-03-15, 05:51 PM (ISO 8601)

Not that the thought "damn, I have to die as quick as possible" is one that normally comes easy to stuff that likes living

**Giggling Ghast** · 2011-03-15, 05:58 PM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by Weimann

Not that the thought "damn, I have to die as quick as possible" is one that normally comes easy to stuff that likes living

I think there's a point where you have to accept the inevitable. Like when there's only a few inches between you and the slowly-advancing spiked wall.

**JonestheSpy** · 2011-03-15, 06:58 PM (ISO 8601)

At least if they have any presence of mind, they'd be able to tell themselves "This will only last a few seconds, then I'll wake up again without having remembered any of it". Takes the bite out of the psychological horror, one would hope.

**Draconi Redfir** · 2011-03-15, 07:01 PM (ISO 8601)

We'll it's still DEATH man. For all we know you really do legitimately die each time, and your soul goes to an afterlife like normal, and then a "copy" soul goes to the maze at the restart and that’s why you cant remember anything.

What would suck is if your soul joined up with all the other copies that came before you, meaning you remember every. single. death.

**Giggling Ghast** · 2011-03-15, 07:12 PM (ISO 8601)

I think a quote from Bride of Chucky is appropriate here:

Chucky: Go ahead and shoot! I'll be back! I ALWAYS come back!!!

...

(sighs) But dying is such a bitch!

So how much XP would you get for escaping a trap like that?

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