D&D Demotivators II: Return to Unnormal

[Sanguine]

Tam, whats the guy in the last image? He seems oddly familiar.

David Boreanaz. He's a real life actor. Though based on the fact that he's on fire I'm going to say it's his role of Angel from Buffy:The Vampire Slayer/Angel.

[huttj509]

This picture is awesome. I don't know what the reference is, but it makes me want to run a game of some sort in the days of the Roman Empire. In fact, I may do that.

Not sure where the picture's from, but it is referencing Asterix, a french comic series and a large contributor to why I took french classes in high school (I wanted to read my mom's comics). Comic tends to be MUCH more silly than that picture makes it out to be (Cacophonix the bard, for example, if you noticed the name similarity to cacophony, you get a cookie).

[arguskos]

Not sure where the picture's from, but it is referencing Asterix, a french comic series and a large contributor to why I took french classes in high school (I wanted to read my mom's comics). Comic tends to be MUCH more silly than that picture makes it out to be (Cacophonix the bard, for example, if you noticed the name similarity to cacophony, you get a cookie).

Cacophonix? We're really using him as the guideline for silly names? What about Getafix, the druid? Or Vitalstatistix, the chief? Or any of the dozens of secondary characters that show up throughout the series?

Also, I love Asterix and Obelix. I've got a stack of them on my shelf, and I reread them from time to time. The english translation was actually quite good.

[Greenskin]

Where is that entourage picture from, with all the people in black?

[Tam_OConnor]

Noedig: Sanguine is right; it's Boreanaz, as Angel. Ah, that manly caveman brow...

Greenskin, Burnheart: I hate to say it, but I don't know. They're not mine, so I can't check out the original, either. The entourage picture vaguely resembles Pathfinder art, but that's more a feeling than anything.

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Another Asterix character, the druid Getafix, brewer of a potion that grants superhuman strength (among others):
Just to give y'all a few more punny names: Fullautomatix, the village smith. Unhygenix, the local fishmonger. Geriatrix, the village elder. I really can't recommend the series highly enough. I've got a gender-flipped version of the pair somewhere as well, but it's not a motivator... yet.

[MightyPirate]

Not everyone sees the same class the same way, so ...

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I am in awe. I'm totally doing this for my next monk, wonder how long it'll take for the others to figure it out?

In return, I contribute this:

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[Serpentine]

Posters, bearing, you know the drill.

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That is cool and pretty.

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That reminds me of good ol' Ned Kelly:

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Annnnd now I need to come up with captions for him...

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What's going on there?

This picture is awesome. I don't know what the reference is, but it makes me want to run a game of some sort in the days of the Roman Empire. In fact, I may do that.

*grabs Savage Worlds rulebook and scurries off to formulate setting and scenario ideas*

You ought to be ashamed of yourself. In the meantime, go get yourself some Asterix the Gaul comics! The French movies (Asterix and Cleopatra, Asterix... something something Olympics, probably others) are an adequate substitute (Gerard Depedeaux(sp?) is a big fat man-child! :D).
Annnnnd now I need to go look for Asterix & Obelix fanart. Thanks

[dsmiles]

I am in awe. I'm totally doing this for my next monk, wonder how long it'll take for the others to figure it out?

Been there, done that. Played him with the personality of "Triple H." (Half-Orc Paragon 3/Human Paragon 3/Reaping Mauler 5/Chaos Monk 9).

[Morph Bark]

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While I'd like a source for all these pictures, I especially want one for the last one. That art is just daaaandyy.

Also, I know I've come across that Entourage pic before from the previous page, since I've had it as my wallpaper for a long while, but I can't recall where I got it. Just somewhere off DeviantART.

[Greenish]

What's going on there?

According to image name, it's molten sulfur.

It's pretty cool.

[dsmiles]

While I'd like a source for all these pictures, I especially want one for the last one. That art is just daaaandyy.

He'd make a hell of a rogue (or bard), that's for sure. (But I like the two above that one more )

It's pretty cool.

Sure is.

[Yora]

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[Greenish]

Le Pacte des Loups and Eberron. I must applaud your taste, sir.

[Eldan]

The Daelkyr don't need step two and three. Step one is the profit :smalltongue:

At least that was how I played them.

[Yora]

Sind beide nicht von mir.

€: Now I start to write in German? All the fault of your French!
What I meant is, they are both not made by me.

[flabort]

According to image name, it's molten sulfur.

It's pretty cool.

Someone needs to make image 17 into a motivator. Something along the lines of "wizard vs soulmelder"...
Don't those look like faces to you?

[TroubleBrewing]

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Vlad Taltos! I thought I recognized that Jhereg. What really made me guess was Spellbreaker, though.

[Tam_OConnor]

What's going on there?

Burning molten sulfur. The picture's from a photojournalism deal here. Pretty amazing stuff.

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EDIT: That should teach me to post without refreshing the page. The Deviancy source is Jason Chan's World of Darkness art. Vlad Taltos is by ShardGlass, and it'd be a nightmare to try to stat him up under 3.5. Tudor-Nazi on a zeppelin, sadly, I do not know. While exploring ShardGlass' gallery, I found that he did the Prince of Rodents as well.

[TroubleBrewing]

Vlad Taltos is by [[link]], and it'd be a nightmare to try to stat him up under 3.5.

Int in the 30's, bare minimum... Beyond that... Factotum? Rogue? With Fortune's Friend? Maybe some Assassin for good measure... Skip it, let's just use Olidamarra's stat block from Deities and Demigods. It'll be underpowered, but it'll do.

[Welknair]

Found a few LFG Ones

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[flabort]

Remind me not to facepalm in the near future. Or to need to.

[dsmiles]

My dues:

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[Yora]

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[Sanguine]

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bad grammar is bad.

[Hawkfrost000]

just for funsies

[Loki Eremes]

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One Ring for the Dark Lord’s Hand, Sitting on His Throne in class B4...

[Welknair]

"You have not enough posters"

I think we need another poster dump. Coming right up...

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Just browsing Very Demotivational. Came up with a few that can go here...

And then browsing an actual RPG motivator site...

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Not really RPG... But still darn awesome.








Posting for the epic:














Yay, more Starcraft!











A whole bunch of bad cosplay pictures preceded this one, all with the caption "Sometimes it goes wrong"












(Note to self: I was on page 35)

[Arutema]

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Any clue where the original image of Metal Gear REX came from?

[Sanguine]

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Exalted. Tracking her down might be a problem. But after that definitely doable.

[Welknair]

just for funsies

-Barrelrollsnip-

Swordsage'd.

Any clue where the original image of Metal Gear REX came from?

Not a clue.