You! (A picture/Media thread) XXVIII : Beware the Beauties

[KuReshtin]

Well, there's a selection effect. We fuglies don't post.

Well, I do every now and then.

Like this (old pic, repost):

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[loopy]

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This guy!

[ShortOne]

Eadin, wow. So pretty. Are you growing your hair out, if some of it was falling forward?

Also MASKS

[Eadin]

@^ Yup ^^

[ZombyWoof]

Well, there's a selection effect. We fuglies don't post.

*Peers our from lurking mode*



This.

*Slips back into lurker mode*

Hence why I do not post!

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This guy!

Ahhhh... so THAT'S how you manage to get all the ladies and gay dudes!

...I'm straight and even I want to ask you out

[Coidzor]

Well, I do every now and then.

Like this (old pic, repost):

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...Please tell me that wasn't a monday.

Nice shirt though.

[Dihan]

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This guy!

This guy is tasty! You just need to ditch the mocking female!

[Malfunctioned]

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Yup, my first picture in a while.

Enjoy my suspicion!

And this is also why I should never be given money.

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[Tiger Duck]

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This guy!

Nice surroundings. Was there a reason for the masks?

Also you are looking quite dapper

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Yup, my first picture in a while.

Enjoy my suspicion!

And this is also why I should never be given money.

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Sweet stubble
That's a green lantern ring and what kind of card?

[Nameless]

@Mal: Is that the...

I love you.

[Malfunctioned]

Sweet stubble
That's a green lantern ring and what kind of card?

I'm actually really really tempted to shave it off.
Possibly for female-related reasons...
It's a S.H.I.E.L.D travel card holder. I was going to buy the Xavier's Institute for the Gifted one but that doesn't allow me to flash it and people and declare that I'm on official SHIELD business.

@Mal: Is that the...

I love you.

Yes it is.
And I love you too.

[KuReshtin]

...Please tell me that wasn't a monday.

Nice shirt though.

Of course it was a Monday. You don't go to Tony Roma's unless it's a Monday.
That rack is the first one you get. Then you just ask for more, once you're done with the first one.

And yes, I likes that shirt. My friends say it suts my personality very well.

[Heliomance]

To be sure everyone is tired of seeing pictures of me, here are the last 3 good pictures I took yesterday

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I am envious of your long lustrous locks. I have long hair, but it's annoyingly thin.

He best be trollin' if he's trying to get you to drink a mojito

I've only ever had a virgin mojito, but I really liked it. What's wrong with mojitos?

[ZombyWoof]

They tend to be way overly minted. And rum is not tasty.

[Heliomance]

I like mint. You may have a point about the rum, though.

[Dallas-Dakota]

Disagree, good rum is very tasty. I've spend a many afternoon with Rum and Jack Sparrow cosplayers.

[d13]

Good rum is actually very tasty. Mojitos, on the other hand, are a waste of rum

[Heliomance]

Rum used to be my spirit of choice. Then I got absolutely wasted on it. Now I can barely touch the stuff.

[ZombyWoof]

Tequila and whiskey my friends. You will never look back

Incidentally, whiskey is more likely the hard drink of choice for midevil times Can't grow sugar cane in most of europe!

[unosarta]

*Peers our from lurking mode*

This.

*Slips back into lurker mode*

PSHA. I post all the time!

Thus implying you should post more... >_>
DO IT.

[Echoes]

I hide from cameras, but here's a (really pixelated) picture of me that's not *too* old. Feel special; I think it's one of only four photos of me in existence (the rest may or may not have exploded in a puff of self-consciousness) >.>

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[Niezck]

PSHA. I post all the time!

Thus implying you should post more... >_>
DO IT.

Yeah but you're cute!

[unosarta]

Yeah but you're cute!

Noooooooot really. At all. Seriously though. Not at all.

In any case, I want to at least see. No one cares (least of all my ugly ass) what you look like, but I want to alleviate the curiosity (it's killing me).
Badum-psssh

[Niezck]

Noooooooot really. At all. Seriously though. Not at all.

In any case, I want to at least see. No one cares (least of all my ugly ass) what you look like, but I want to alleviate the curiosity (it's killing me).
Badum-psssh

I'm more than happy to flirt endlessly with you until you accept you're cute! Don't test me man, I'll do it!

[unosarta]

I'm more than happy to flirt endlessly with you until you accept you're cute! Don't test me man, I'll do it!

>_>
<_<

*can't stand flirting*

Back on topic; I found a really weird picture of me at an LGBT rally on the state capital. My friend was taking pictures, and she managed to find my hair (I wonder how?!).

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I wonder if you can find my hair? Also, the look on my face is so priceless. I think I was eating lunch at the time, or something like that. Ah, how derptastic I am.

[Eon]

>_>
<_<

*can't stand flirting*

Back on topic; I found a really weird picture of me at an LGBT rally on the state capital. My friend was taking pictures, and she managed to find my hair (I wonder how?!).

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I wonder if you can find my hair? Also, the look on my face is so priceless. I think I was eating lunch at the time, or something like that. Ah, how derptastic I am.

Where's Waldo!


I initially intended to insert an image, incidentally I am incapable of identifying an image of me not indecent.

Short speedos and several swimsuits for speed swimming seem to surround my software.

[unosarta]

Where's Waldo!

RIGHT HERE.

My hair makes me being Waldo kinda... weird, though. Because, like, let's be honest; how hard would it be to find me?

[Niezck]

RIGHT HERE.

My hair makes me being Waldo kinda... weird, though. Because, like, let's be honest; how hard would it be to find me?

Depends where you are really. A room full of cute guys? Pretty hard to spot you, gotta say.

[/Flirting]

*Vanishes again*

[Serpentine]

It doesn't count as a retarded face if you're playing a guitar!

Yeah. That makes it your sex face.

Well, I do every now and then.

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This picture makes me hungry P:

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This guy!

Handsome as ever. How dull

I love you.

And I love you too.

*leaps into middle of love-in*
LOOOOOVE MEEEEEE D:
...
Needy, me? <.<

Noooooooot really. At all. Seriously though. Not at all.

Lies. You actually are a bit of a looker, y'know. Nice-looking.

[unosarta]

*leaps into middle of love-in*
LOOOOOVE MEEEEEE D:
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Needy, me?

If I were drinking something, I would have had a computer/keyboard full of drink. Be glad it didn't happen this time. >_>

<.<Lies. You actually are a bit of a looker, y'know. Nice-looking.

See, this is where it gets awkward. I either deny it, thus leading into a long road of argument and denial, where you either end up agreeing with me, calling me ugly, or you just stop talking to me, leaving both of us in a sour mood. If I agree with you, on the other hand, I seem like a jerk. Since I honestly believe that I am not that attractive, I am not going to agree with you. So, this will be either a long argument, or a very awkward one. This is the awkwardly, awkward road of people claiming to be ugly. You either walk into the terrible trap of the conversation, or you ignore it completely. :C

Sorry I led you into that.