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  1. 2011-08-22, 12:59 PM (ISO 8601) - Top - End - #1021
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    Quote Originally Posted by golentan View Post
    Umm... Lubricants. For the sorts of situations where someone might wish they could cast a spell named Summon Monster XXX with results like those in the poster.
    Let me get it straight. The XXX part is meant to be instead of a name of monster, in this case succubus? That would explain enough.

    Because I thought it stood for roman numeral, in this case, 30. And I didn't quite get the connection between obviously epic spell and level 2 spell.
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  2. 2011-08-22, 01:03 PM (ISO 8601) - Top - End - #1022
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    XXX is a relatively common stand-in for "sex".
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  3. 2011-08-22, 01:07 PM (ISO 8601) - Top - End - #1023
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    I'm not sure if you're joking or if this is actually news to you, but here's some fun info:

    "XXX" refers to explicit things like porn and sex and such. It is ALSO a Roman numeral in the same manner as the rest of the summon monster series. It is, for all intents and purposes, a pun that doesn't actually consist of words.
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  4. 2011-08-22, 01:30 PM (ISO 8601) - Top - End - #1024
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    I think it's really funny.
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  5. 2011-08-22, 01:32 PM (ISO 8601) - Top - End - #1025
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    Which Yora? The XXX joke or Mordokai's apparent innocence/naivety?

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  6. 2011-08-22, 01:34 PM (ISO 8601) - Top - End - #1026
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    Which Yora? The XXX joke or Mordokai's apparent innocence/naivety?
    That implies they are mutually exclusive
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  7. 2011-08-22, 01:48 PM (ISO 8601) - Top - End - #1027
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    Quote Originally Posted by DeadManSleeping View Post
    Of course, grease only lasts 6 seconds per level.
    Maybe this is the reason that some people pump their CL so high?

    Fighter: "Hey, your caster level is...wow, it's 105. What do you need that for? Most spells have damage caps, so..."
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  8. 2011-08-22, 02:24 PM (ISO 8601) - Top - End - #1028
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    Quote Originally Posted by DeadManSleeping View Post
    Of course, grease only lasts 6 seconds per level. If that's your go-to, I hope you've also prepared bear's endurance

    Also think about Extend Spell.
    Persistent summoned succubus, anyone?
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  9. 2011-08-22, 02:31 PM (ISO 8601) - Top - End - #1029
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dusk Eclipse View Post
    That implies they are mutually exclusive
    Nah, it's not an exclusive or, so "yes" is appropriate to indicate agreeing with one, the other, or both.

    We're off-topic, so, Demotivators!

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  10. 2011-08-22, 02:37 PM (ISO 8601) - Top - End - #1030
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eldan View Post
    XXX is a relatively common stand-in for "sex".
    If that was supposed to be the joke, it was a lousy one indeed.

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    Which Yora? The XXX joke or Mordokai's apparent innocence/naivety?
    Now see, that amuses me.
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  11. 2011-08-22, 03:02 PM (ISO 8601) - Top - End - #1031
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    To clarify: I got the motivator off the second old psionic demotivators thread from the wizards forums. Following it came a short discussion whether it would be a level 2 or a level 30 spell. Personally, while I liked the little joke about "summon monster xxx", I thought the comparison to grease ruined it. Either way, there you have it.

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  12. 2011-08-22, 03:42 PM (ISO 8601) - Top - End - #1032
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  14. 2011-08-22, 03:52 PM (ISO 8601) - Top - End - #1034
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  15. 2011-08-22, 06:56 PM (ISO 8601) - Top - End - #1035
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    Some back-tax for the above post by me:

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  16. 2011-08-22, 07:57 PM (ISO 8601) - Top - End - #1036
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    Some back-tax for the above post by me:

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  17. 2011-08-22, 08:09 PM (ISO 8601) - Top - End - #1037
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  18. 2011-08-22, 10:06 PM (ISO 8601) - Top - End - #1038
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  19. 2011-08-23, 03:41 AM (ISO 8601) - Top - End - #1039
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    Quote Originally Posted by Welknair View Post
    You know, I think I may have seen those two pics somewhere before...
    Can't speak for the second one as it came via Google, but YOU HAVE NEVER SEEN THE FIRST PICTURE BEFORE!!!! It did not come from one of your classes and was not in any way the inspiration for the set of three.

    Nope.

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  20. 2011-08-23, 11:33 AM (ISO 8601) - Top - End - #1040
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    Quote Originally Posted by Traab View Post
    He also set pine cones on fire and chucked them at wargs. Not sure WHAT that spell would be called.
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    Now why is teemo's mushroom icon in an Ashe picture?

    I really need to figure out how to make some of these. I've lurked far too long in these threads.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ilmryn View Post
    Now why is teemo's mushroom icon in an Ashe picture?

    I really need to figure out how to make some of these. I've lurked far too long in these threads.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ilmryn View Post
    Now why is teemo's mushroom icon in an Ashe picture?

    I really need to figure out how to make some of these. I've lurked far too long in these threads.
    It was the old icon for one of her abilities or her passive I believe. During beta several icons got switched around. It's the same reason starcraft cutscenes portray hyrdolisks as melee units and mutalisks as spitting acid.
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    I am fairly certain that there is a story behind these. Do tell!
    No particular story behind mine- I just went a non-PC class route for the current challenge.

    I collected the images after looking for a cool card deck for a magic show for my wife's birthday and finding the Anne Stokes card decks.
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    Well, I think by this point they're more UNSPOILERS, but whatever.
    I suppose. But that's why I said KINDA isn't it?
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