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2011-08-14, 02:40 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2009
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
992. I am no longer allowed to cast Call Zelekhut to have a CR9 Inevitable track down and kill the pickpocketing children who stole my bread from me in the tavern while I was hitting on the wenches.
992b. I am not allowed to use call Zelekhut to kill paladins after convincing the mayor to make paladins illegal in town.
992c. I am not allowed to use Call Kolyarut on people who broke their wedding vows. (Especially after using diplomancy to get them to do so.)
993. I am no longer allowed to summon Inevitables.
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2011-08-14, 07:05 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2011
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- Sydney, Australia
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
994. I may not play a frenzied beserker after that incident in the Spire.
995. While trying to find and kill an invisible enemy I may not cast searing light on it's pet fiendish tendriculous that was not interested in killing anyone unless someone attacked it.
996. Swallowed Half-Copper dragons may not carve out a pocket in an enemies stomach and live there feeding on the scraps the enemy eats.
997. A pyromaniac paladin is not allowed.
998. Worshipping the enemies gods and using my psionic powers to convert another player's character to my religion is not allowed. Especially if I plan to betray them. I must kill the rest of the party on my own, not with help.
999. If the DM says only good characters are allowed and a fellow player uses an evil character I may not "kill him to avenge the DM's honour". Even if it is what my character would do.
1000a. I may not attempt to kill the party frontliner by letting him go talk to a horde of orcs on his own after convincing the party we're better off without him.
1000b. Especially if it turns out he's evil and this ends up ending the adventure much quicker than it should have been.
1001. I cannot get drunk, body slam the floor, miss and claim I am now floating.Last edited by DoughGuy; 2011-08-14 at 07:38 AM.
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2011-08-14, 10:03 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2008
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
1002. I am not allowed to roll to see if my character gets lucky at the bar.
1003. I am not allowed to roll to see if anyone elses character gets lucky at the bar.
1004. I am not allowed to roll to see if the DM gets lucky.
1004a. especially when I use a d100.
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2011-08-15, 01:38 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Apr 2006
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- Arizona, USA
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
Writer, editor. See my works at http://theleakingpen.net
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2011-08-15, 05:10 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2011
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
1005 I may not play characters based off of muppets.
1006 Nor may I create a spellcasting mime.
1007 From now on, the Pyrokineticist prestige class is banned to me.
1008 As is the Vow of Peace feat.
1009 I am to cease all efforts to homebrew a set of races based on My Little Pony.If brute force isn't working, that just means you're not using enough of it.
When in doubt, set something on fire. If not in doubt, set something on fire anyway.
My Homebrew
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2011-08-15, 06:18 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2009
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
1009b. Especially since those already exist.
1010. Absolutely no Dragonborn or Half Dragon My Little Ponies.
MrRigger
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2011-08-16, 02:32 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jun 2010
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
1011. There are no such things as stats for Half-Force dragons.
1011a. Nor Half-Prismatic dragons.
1011b. Even if you find them, they don't exist.
1012.And I KNOW that there's no such thing as a Half-Hetcaoncherie.
1013. It is not possible to be be a worm that wal...son of a bitch.
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2011-08-17, 05:48 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jun 2011
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- Putnam, CT
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2011-08-17, 08:04 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Apr 2011
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- Houston!
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
1015. I will not sing 99 bottles of Ale on the wall everytime someone attempts to read my mind a 6 INT score is not smart enough to count backwards...
1016. I am not allowed to sing the whole song OOC to reenforce the point
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2011-08-17, 11:41 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2006
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- Watching the world go by
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2011-08-17, 07:15 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Apr 2008
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Thanks to Dirty Tabs for the Travis pony.
Spoiler
Thanks to A Thousand Words for the My Little Simhata avatar, and thanks to Trixie for fixing the cropping.
Breakdown Twilight from Pony Halloween celebration, thanks to Thanqol.
Thanks to Akrim.Elf for the awesome Laharl pony.
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2011-08-17, 08:16 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2005
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- here
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2011-08-17, 09:43 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2006
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- Watching the world go by
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Depends on how lawful the character is. If he is very lawful, he will starve to death unless equipped with a ring* of sustenance or periodically distracted by his accomplices.
If he is more chaotic, he will probably only sing it to annoy "silly spell caster types".
*or some other artifact that removes his need to eat. You should probably also give him something to remove his need to sleep.
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2011-08-17, 09:55 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2010
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- 127.0.0.1
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2011-08-18, 01:59 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Apr 2006
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- Arizona, USA
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You write the spells, YOU WRITE THE SPELLS! heh.
Writer, editor. See my works at http://theleakingpen.net
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2011-08-25, 08:40 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2008
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
1017: Today's breakfast is not made out of yesterday's TPK victims.
"Okay, so I'm going to quick draw and dual wield these one-pound caltrops as improvised weapons..."
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"Oh, hey, look! Blue Eyes Black Lotus!" "Wait what, do you sacrifice a mana to the... Does it like, summon a... What would that card even do!?" "Oh, it's got a four-energy attack. Completely unviable in actual play, so don't worry about it."
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2011-08-25, 08:44 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2011
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
Aw but that halfling looked like good eating...
Most people see a half orc and and think barbarian warrior. Me on the other hand? I think secondary trap handler and magic item tester. Also I'm not allowed to trick the next level one wizard into starting a fist fight with a house cat no matter how annoying he is.
Yes I know it's sarcasm. It's a joke. Pale green is for snarking
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2011-08-26, 12:37 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Apr 2011
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
a few M&M ones first
1017: no save mental transformation is not a power for the hero characters
1018: even if you make the target be a hero, it's still 'morraly wrong'
1019: taking a character with max ranks blast, wis 3 and an impulsive personality is aparantly a big no no
1020: the best way to prevent the enemy with your previous character sheet from mind controling the mayor/executive/etc is NOT to turn the victim into a smouldering pile of ash...
1021: X ray vision does not work that way...
and my one DnD one:
1022: you cannot use Prestidigitation to dye the BBEG's eyes black - that is not how it works.
edit: and a few more
1023: Bluff is not a viable replacement for spells/powers, no matter how many ranks I have
1023a: i may not bluff my opponent into believing they are dead
1023b: nor into believing they are my slaves
1023c: I may not use the bluff skill
1024: Hold Portal will not stop Dimensional Door
1024b: nor will it work against Gate
1024c: I may not use hold portal to seal a fellow PC's mouth shut, no matter how annoying they areLast edited by BlackestOfMages; 2011-08-26 at 01:37 PM.
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2011-08-27, 08:36 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2011
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- Previously New Zealand
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
1025: I may not have a masterwork item for Bluff, no matter if it works by RAW
Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
-Napoleon Bonaparte
Knowledge is power, all power corrupts, so study hard, be evil
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2011-08-28, 12:47 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2011
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- the Far Realm
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
1026: i am not aloud to sell something to a shop keeper then kill him to take it back
1027: i am not aloud to buy something from a shop keeper then kill him to take my money back
1028 i am not aloud to seduce the other PC's, no matter how well i roll
1029 i am not aloud to use alter self to make myself look like another one of the PC's and then walk into the hospital of a main city and kill everyone in it
1030 i am not aloud in hospitals
1031 i am not aloud to put a bag of holding inside another bag of holding and then turn the first one inside out and then the second one inside out.
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2011-08-28, 01:23 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2011
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1032: I am not allowed to critique the fashion choices of the NPC's, no matter how much they deserve it.
1033: I am not allowed to cast Wall of Fire...ever.Druids: What do you mean I have to come out of wildshape sometime?
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2011-08-28, 04:01 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2011
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- My Campaign Setting
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
1034: I will not build a Thri-Kreen Warblade of the Tiger Claw
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2011-08-28, 04:02 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2011
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- Minnesota
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
Last edited by Hiro Protagonest; 2011-08-28 at 04:02 PM.
Avatar of George the Dragon Slayer, from the upcoming Indivisible!
My Steam profile
Warriors and Wuxia, Callos_DeTerran's ToB setting
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2011-08-30, 02:06 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Apr 2011
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
1035: Epic level craft skills cannot create the Bagger 288.
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2011-08-30, 08:04 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2010
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- Anywhere but here
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
1036: My jiriku's Monk fix (which is awesome) character cannot make fun of the party Cleric for being encased in metal.
1036a: especially not once said Cleric starts getting higher-level spells.
1036b: ... even if her nickname in the party is Clank.
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2011-08-30, 08:58 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2007
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- Reykjavík, Iceland
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
1037. When confronted with a magical scroll that copies anything written on it to another identical scroll, not allowed to use it as toilet paper.
1037. b) Definitely not allowed to sell it to trolls as toilet paper either.
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2011-08-30, 09:07 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2010
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2011-08-30, 09:37 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jun 2010
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- Out in The Sticks
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2011-08-30, 10:23 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2011
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2011-08-30, 10:51 PM (ISO 8601)
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