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2011-07-13, 02:07 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
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2011-07-13, 02:27 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
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2011-07-13, 02:44 PM (ISO 8601)
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103 - I won't make an artificer with mercantile background and exceptional artisan that sells party loot for better than the rest of the party (and asks for a comission) and that make custom magic items for the party for 5% less than what they can find in town.
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2011-07-13, 02:56 PM (ISO 8601)
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104 im not aloud to "convince" another party member to check the depth of a quicksand trap no matter how well i roll on a bluff check to say how good of an idea it is. (nat 20 vs 1 with lots of ranks in bluff vs no ranks sensemotive)
105 not aloud to use bluff as my go to skill check when cought by anyone when cought dooing something frowned upon like convincing one player to throw a rock at another play for "comic" relief. or when breaking my way out of jail.
106 splintered bones do not work as a good replace ment for lock picks when breaking out of a jail cell.
107 not aloud to make char's who are refferred to as captain charisma despite how many points i put in bluff.
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2011-07-13, 03:14 PM (ISO 8601)
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108: Smite Evil is not an appropriate bedroom technique.
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2011-07-13, 03:32 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
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2011-07-13, 03:36 PM (ISO 8601)
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109 not aloud to have a sparrow familiar named captain jack.
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2011-07-13, 03:43 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
One my players have forced upon them
110. I will not interrupt the evil demonic entities growling, carefully planned monologue laced with clues for direct directions as to where to kick his ass.
I laughed for a full five minutes, which rather diminished the impact of my undead creating demon king thing (Orcus essentially but for another system) as I was forced to choke my way through the rest and then give up.
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2011-07-13, 03:44 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
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2011-07-13, 03:50 PM (ISO 8601)
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2011-07-13, 03:57 PM (ISO 8601)
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109. When offered 100 acres of my choice for saving a kingdom, I'm not allowed to ask for a 15' wide band around each of the kingdom's cities.
110. Not allowed to then erect a wall and charge a high toll fee to pass through said wall.
111. DEFINITELY not allowed to include a secret back door, info of which I then sell to the enemy kingdom in exchange for 100 acres of my choosing in their kingdom.
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2011-07-13, 04:14 PM (ISO 8601)
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Breakdown Twilight from Pony Halloween celebration, thanks to Thanqol.
Thanks to Akrim.Elf for the awesome Laharl pony.
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2011-07-13, 04:17 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
Spoiler: Campaign JournalsRising Star [PF Campaign Journal] (game ongoing, journal over probably)
The Good, The Bad, and the Psion [PF Campaign Journal] (complete)
I Wanna Hold Your Red Hand! [RHoD Campaign Journal] (complete)
Axinia: My campaign setting.
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2011-07-13, 04:19 PM (ISO 8601)
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108e. Rage isn't an appropriate technique either.
108f. Nor is Stunning Fist
113. I may not play anything with more than six classes.
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2011-07-13, 04:28 PM (ISO 8601)
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108g. No woman likes a man with Rapid Shot.
108h. Tireless Rage, however, can be interesting for the kinkier sort.
108i. Or even Two-Weapon Fighting, if you can manage it.
108j. Iron Body is right out.
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2011-07-13, 04:43 PM (ISO 8601)
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108k. Barkskin is as well.
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2011-07-13, 04:50 PM (ISO 8601)
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108l. Grease, on the other hand, is actually a requirement.
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2011-07-13, 04:53 PM (ISO 8601)
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2011-07-13, 04:54 PM (ISO 8601)
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108n. Bardic music, while applicable to the act of seduction, is also not recommended within bedroom activities.
114. No matter how suspicious the situation, I may not discuss plans to take the baron hostage right in front of his servant who is taking us into the throne room at that very moment.Last edited by Janus; 2011-07-13 at 04:54 PM.
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2011-07-13, 04:56 PM (ISO 8601)
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108o. Body of War is a no-no.
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2011-07-13, 05:00 PM (ISO 8601)
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2011-07-13, 05:07 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
115: I may not create recursive loops. No, not even then.
116: I may not make dirty jokes in front of Lawful Good paladins, about their broadsword.
117: I may not bluff the party ( Female ) bard into making dirty jokes about the Paladin's ( Male ) broadsword.
118: Nor am I allowed to then use bluff to get the Paladin to show the Bard just how big his broadsword is.
119: Nor am I allowed to then point out how awkward the situation is, and how un-Lawful it is.~ Thanks to Crimmy for Richardtar ~
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2011-07-13, 05:14 PM (ISO 8601)
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120. If the Storyteller spent more than five minutes planning out a complex puzzle based dungeon, I may not simply make a Wits + Academics roll and solve the thing in less than ten seconds.
121. Ever since that one time, not allowed to use mass suggestion on every living being.
122. If the class works by draining a percentage, it doesn't work on gods.
123. It can always get MUCH worse, depending on how much the DM hates me.
124. Encountering a large number of cattle does not qualify as any kind of close encounter.
125. Tanglefoot bags are not substitutes for glue
126. Bloodwalk is not a toy
127. Neither is the paladin's sword
128. Same goes for the paladin
129. No matter what the dice say, I did not just one-shot a dragon with a hand crossbow.Last edited by GFawkes; 2011-07-13 at 05:15 PM.
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2011-07-13, 05:20 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
130. I may not use Craft: Basketweaving in conjunction with Exemplar to seduce barmaids.
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2011-07-13, 05:42 PM (ISO 8601)
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108p. Craft: Basketweaving is also a bad idea in bed, no matter how many puns and half-rhymes one can make with the word "wicker".
130a. Making a Bluff check in front of said barmaid to convince her father that I am an upstanding nobleman and plan to marry her is not an appropriate seductive use of my Exemplar powers either, no matter how well I roll.
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2011-07-13, 05:58 PM (ISO 8601)
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(Thanks to Serpentine for the image)Last edited by Welknair; 2011-07-13 at 05:58 PM.
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2011-07-13, 06:02 PM (ISO 8601)
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My Bard / Paladin / Sacred Prostitute disagrees.
131: If granted a wish by a Faustian Demon, I will not use it for something as trivial as wealth, killing another party member, or cake."It's the fate of all things under the sky,
to grow old and wither and die."
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2011-07-13, 06:15 PM (ISO 8601)
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132. I will not use a Candle of Invocation to summon an Efreet and ask for another Candle of Invocation.
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2011-07-13, 06:17 PM (ISO 8601)
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Thanks to Dirty Tabs for the Travis pony.
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Thanks to A Thousand Words for the My Little Simhata avatar, and thanks to Trixie for fixing the cropping.
Breakdown Twilight from Pony Halloween celebration, thanks to Thanqol.
Thanks to Akrim.Elf for the awesome Laharl pony.
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2011-07-13, 06:20 PM (ISO 8601)
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133: I may not ascend before 13th level.
~ Thanks to Crimmy for Richardtar ~