Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry

[Hiro Protagonest]

1518. The Self-Aware PC PrC isn't meant for a serious game.

[Morithias]

1519: Even If I am neutral aligned I cannot start with both the half-fiend AND half-celestial templates.
1520: I will not abuse Fierna's truename in order to get laid.
1521: I will not abuse Glasya's truename in order to get laid.
1522: I am no longer allowed to get laid in game.

[NNescio]

1519: Even If I am neutral aligned I cannot start with both the half-fiend AND half-celestial templates.
1520: I will not abuse Fierna's truename in order to get laid.
1521: I will not abuse Glasya's truename in order to get laid.
1522: I am no longer allowed to get laid in game.

1523. I may not accuse the DM of hypocrisy even if he's a fan of Elminister.

1523a. Not even if he's Ed Greenwood.

[Morithias]

1523. I may not accuse the DM of hypocrisy even if he's a fan of Elminister.

1523a. Not even if he's Ed Greenwood.

1523b. I will not make bad jokes about wood.
1524. Even if we are trying to trade wood for sheep in game.

1518. The Self-Aware PC PrC isn't meant for a serious game.

You're better off with another class. It doesn't even work. I tried playing a pleasure golem with the true submissive feat and max ranks in cooking cleaning and basically anything else you'ld want on a fantasy GF. XD

[Socratov]

1525: I may not roleplay my bard who has perform wind instrument by using a vuvuzela
1525B: not even for comedic value
1525C: no, absolutely never!
1526: I should have learned form my time when a tavern went from full service to self-serce. I may not 'tap that'.
1527: I may never again name my character 'Captain jack Sparrow'. Especially in an aqautic campaign.
1528: casting contagion on your hand as undead and shaking hands when making deals it not acceptable behavior.
1529: Abusing the swordsage skillpoints for first level is cheating, even under RAW.
1530: I may not play a lesbian bard flirting with our partyhealbot while flying. No, not even when saving aforementioned cleric from falling.
1531: I should remember the warning about playing a CG hellfire warlock with the pyromaniac flaw and lighting absolutely everything on fire shifting alignment...

[Acarhol]

1532: The DM cannot fill a room with Mnemonic crystals, in a campaign world where magic has been outlawed for 300 years, just because its only CR3, in the 2nd dungeon of the game
1532a: Especially when 3 of the 4 players are casters

[Morithias]

1531: I should remember the warning about playing a CG hellfire warlock with the pyromaniac flaw and lighting absolutely everything on fire shifting alignment...

There's a pyromaniac flaw?

1533. If I play a female centaur I am banned from saying "fear the fearsome fur of the forest fawn!" over and over during combat.

[Socratov]

1534: i may not use glitterdust, ring of sustenance and the vampire template in conjunction

yes there is a pyromaniac flaw: here

[noparlpf]

There's a pyromaniac flaw?

Sort of. It's homebrew. The one linked in the last post is pretty weird.

[Socratov]

Sort of. It's homebrew. The one linked in the last post is pretty weird.

yet oh so funny when playing hellfire warlock

[Rockphed]

yet oh so funny when playing hellfire warlock

Considering the default adventurer personality, a flaw seems the wrong way to go. The proper one would be pyromania as a benefit.

[Socratov]

Considering the default adventurer personality, a flaw seems the wrong way to go. The proper one would be pyromania as a benefit.

except that with the flaw you get an extra feat :)

1535: Perform: innuendo is not an acceptable way to use bardic music, no not even when combined with perform: striptease, and no, certainly not then...

[Hiro Protagonest]

yes there is a pyromaniac flaw: here

I wish you could take Pyrophobia with that. Set something on fire than run away screaming.

[Vknight]

1536: And I cannot take or even mention *(&!^#@*& again

1537: You know what flaws give no benefit.

[Morithias]

1538: I am not allowed to use the propagandist class to allow my party to commit crimes then remove all heat. (no seriously that's how that class works, it flat out says it doesn't require a roll and relies on the "Dm's ability to incorporate the new situation to their campaign.)

[Vknight]

1538: I am not allowed to use the propagandist class to allow my party to commit crimes then remove all heat. (no seriously that's how that class works, it flat out says it doesn't require a roll and relies on the "Dm's ability to incorporate the new situation to their campaign.)

1538b: The Dm however can make it available to NPC's
1538c: Except when he can't

[byaku rai]

1539: Characters based on Dr. Seuss characters will not be tolerated.

1539a: Especially if they speak in rhymes.

[Hiro Protagonest]

1539: Characters based on Dr. Seuss characters will not be tolerated.

1539a: Especially if they speak in rhymes.

1539b. Or like chimes.
1539c. Or limes.
1539d. Or time!

[Drazik]

1539e or with a goat
1539f or in a boat

[Lady Serpentine]

1539g: Or in a coat!
1539h: Or for a groat!

(A groat is a small copper coin.)

[Ksheep]

1539i: I cannot rhyme such in a house.
1539j: I cannot rhyme such with a mouse.
1539k: I shall not rhyme such anywhere.
1539l: I cannot, will not, it's not fair.

Edit:
1539m: I cannot rhyme at those I fought.
1539n: I shall not rhyme with what I bought.
1539o: I shall not rhyme ever again.
1539p: Lest I get lashes (exactly ten).

[big teej]

you know.... there are times where I feel like getting a chance to sit down at the same table with my fellow playgrounders would be awesome.

and then I see things like that.


one pun maker in my group is enough.
c-c-c-c-c-c-COMBO BREAKER

[ryu]

I think you mean a rhymer.

[big teej]

I think you mean a rhymer.

actually the term I should have used is "silly person"

the only reason I don't have a "rhymer" is nobody in our group is that lyrically gifted.

[Nexaduro]

Well, the combo having been sufficiently broken...

1540: Bluff Checks for 'informing' your fellow adventurers on a matter are not appreciated when the subject is 'how we can prevent the Material and Fire Planes from merging in the imminent future.'
1540a: They are also not appreciated when the subject is 'the species of the new PC.'
1541: If your flying Eidolon has only two arms, it may not simultaneously perform midair hand-to-hand combat and carry a ninety-pound child.

[Lady Serpentine]

1541: If your flying Eidolon has only two arms, it may not simultaneously perform midair hand-to-hand combat and carry a ninety-pound child.

1541a: Unless it has the mount feature, in which case, as long as the child can ride it, it's fine.

1541b: Are you sure that tying the child to one arm as a shield won't work?

[Siosilvar]

1542. Iron Heart Surge still doesn't work that way. Stop bringing it up!

[wiimanclassic]

1542. Iron Heart Surge still doesn't work that way. Stop bringing it up!

1542b. Er wait, this time it does work that way.

[Lamech]

1542. Iron Heart Surge still doesn't work that way. Stop bringing it up!

1543: I may not Iron Heart Surge rule 1542 or 1543.

[ryu]

1544: I'm not aloud to say c-c-c-combo breaker when helping make a thread change topic.