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2011-11-05, 08:16 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
1657: When I cast Otto's Irresistible Dance on the BBEG, I may not make him do the Caramelldansen dance.
1658: Similarly frowned upon is the Pony Pokie.
1659: And shufflin'.
1660: ... You know what, no more music-based spells for me.
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2011-11-05, 10:04 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
1661: I am not allowed to make a paladin with a speech problem who can only say "Name. Job. Bye"
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2011-11-06, 04:49 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jun 2010
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
1662: My characters are required to wear clothes.
1663: Pranking important NPCs is no longer allowed(ex. Important male Elven ambassador woke up wearing ladies' lingerie on the table for an international ambassador meeting he was supposed to be attending for insulting my character........he deserved it. Anyways...)
1664: I cannot automatically attack Elves "just because they're prettier than me".
1665: Razing towns to the ground because someone insulted my character is a no-no.
1666: Secretly arranging for people(PCs and all) to be secretly shipped to some campaign equivalent to Siberia is no longer a hobby of my character.Newest Work: Pyromancer - My submission for Base Class Contest X
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2011-11-06, 11:33 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2011
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- Dromund Kaas
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2011-11-07, 07:25 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2010
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1667a. Using mind control for sexual experimentation is wrong, wrong, and more wrong. Even if I have real world SCIENCE to back up how being under dominate person would make it hotter and sexier for the body.
1668. Not allowed to abuse summon monster spells when I have the vow of peace.Last edited by Morithias; 2011-11-08 at 12:07 AM.
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2011-11-08, 12:10 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2011
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1668: Using three bluff checks and a hug to defeat the DM's planned boss fight while not illegal, is heavily frowned upon.
1669: Critting an insight check on a plot relevant evil npc will make the DM cry
1670: Sexually dominating that npc and convincing him to provide the party with a fully crewed yacht after that WILL result in the complet and utter desruction of the yacht.
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2011-11-09, 09:38 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2010
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- My Own Prison
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
1668A: Same goes with using Diplomacy and Profession (Psychiatrist).
1671: I cannot use Profession (Psychiatrist) to uncover the BBEG's hidden emotional problems just to make him cry.
1672: I am no longer allowed to make a character named Sigheil Fraud. I will get smacked by my group.
1672A: Doubly so if one of them happens to be German.Chrono Crusade avi by Ceika.
Remember: Cough, Rough, Through, Though don't rhyme, but for some forsaken reason Pony and Bolonga do...They say history repeats itself, so does our constant use of emojis mean we're reverting back to Egyptian hieroglyphs?
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2011-11-11, 09:25 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2010
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
1673: I may not take advantage of Invisibility to infiltrate locker rooms.
1673A: Groping counts as an attack action, and makes me visible immediately.
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2011-11-11, 09:30 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2011
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1674: playing a character who's controlled by a new dominant personality every time i roll a one while interesting can cause a great deal of annoyance if two of those personalities are overwhelming coward and complete and total pacifist
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2011-11-11, 10:08 AM (ISO 8601)
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2011-11-11, 01:57 PM (ISO 8601)
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2011-11-11, 02:03 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2007
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- In your head.
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2011-11-11, 02:34 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2011
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1674a1: Destroying half of Australia, however, is perfectly acceptable.
1675: "Blame it on the endorphin rush" is not a get out clause.
1675a: "The endorphin rush is wearing off" is also not a valid way to end a rage.Last edited by Sgt. Cookie; 2011-11-11 at 02:41 PM.
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2011-11-11, 03:21 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Apr 2011
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
1676: mass invisibility was not designed for use in pranks, and I may not make part of a town invisible for a laugh.
1676a: Nor in nightmare terrain.
1676b: I may not use sculpt spell and mass invisibility a few times over to make everyone in a sleeping city invisible.
1676c: Especially not allowed to pick up a few followers and some epic to make everyone in the world who's not me Permenantly Invisible
1677: Being able to make the cliff I'm stood on invisible does not mean I can deny the laws of physics.
1678: Flight/wall of force on an invisibily-obbsessed character cannot be used to convince other PCs to run off cliffs...
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2011-11-11, 03:46 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2007
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- In your head.
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
1674a1a: Conditioning that you set up a plan so the kangaroos will be saved.
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2011-11-11, 06:05 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2011
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- Five minutes late
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
1679: My lich cannot split his phylactery in seven
1679b: Said pieces cannot be enchanted to be invulnerable to all attack except for basilisk venom
1679c: I may not play DM within one month of reading harry potterMy wifi is down. It should be back up by the 22nd. Sorry, snowy, morcy, drack, hat, etc.
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2011-11-11, 11:10 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2010
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
1674a1b: As long as it's the half with the spiders.
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2011-11-12, 02:54 AM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2011
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- Australia
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2011-11-12, 04:14 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2010
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- 127.0.0.1
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1680: Not allowed to use PaO to make hundreds of cubic feet of lead into gold permanently.
1680b: Not allowed to use PaO to make hundreds of cubic feet of copper into gold or platinum.
1680c: Not allowed to use PaO in the City of Brass to turn sections of it into the City of Mercury, the City of Lead, the City of Uranium, or any other such thing.
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2011-11-12, 04:41 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2004
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- Belfast, NI
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2011-11-12, 04:56 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2010
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- right behind you
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
"Interdum feror cupidine partium magnarum Europae vincendarum"
Translation: "Sometimes I get this urge to conquer large parts of Europe."
"If you don't get those cameras out of my face, I'm gonna go 8.6 on the Richter scale with gastric emissions that'll clear this room."
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2011-11-12, 04:58 PM (ISO 8601)
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- 127.0.0.1
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
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However, that WOULD still leave 1680c available… unless you count mercury or lead as more valuable than brass…
EDIT: Also, how would you define "Intrinsic value"? Would you still be allowed to turn waste lead from a mining operation into useful iron? Turn rusty items into non-rusty ones? Would it be ANY increase in value, or just anything that is above a certain value is a no-no… even if the original material is worth more?
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2011-11-12, 05:31 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2011
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
1681: The party motto is not "fireball first, speak with dead later".
1681b: Even if that would be appropriate for our characters.
1682: I may not create a warblade named Maxwell who wields a silvered greathammer.
1683: Nor may I create a character whose primary mode of transportation is a gnomish submersible that has been painted yellow.
1683b: Doubly so for a non-aquatic campaign.Last edited by Alabenson; 2011-11-12 at 05:31 PM.
If brute force isn't working, that just means you're not using enough of it.
When in doubt, set something on fire. If not in doubt, set something on fire anyway.
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2011-11-12, 05:41 PM (ISO 8601)
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1683c. On the other hand, a high level wizard crafting an airship is both acceptable and awesome.
1683d. Using the airship to take out a dungeon revokes my airship privileges.
1684. My default solution for getting rid of an enemy is not teleporting them to Australia. Even if I use that spell that redirects a teleport spell into a desert.
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2011-11-12, 08:09 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Apr 2011
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- In a building.
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
1685. I am limited to 12 oz of mountain dew per session.
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2011-11-12, 09:23 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2004
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- Belfast, NI
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
1686: I am no longer allowed to roast marshmallows over Cthugha.
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2011-11-12, 11:10 PM (ISO 8601)
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2011-11-12, 11:30 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2011
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2011-11-12, 11:40 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2011
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2011-11-13, 12:51 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2007
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- In your head.
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