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2011-07-14, 10:44 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
224. I may not justify every action I do as "because I'm chaotic evil."
225. I may not justify every action I do as "because I'm neutral evil."
226. I may not justify every action I do as "because I'm lawful evil, therefore I'm legally allowed to be however evil as I want."
227. I may not justify every action I do as "I'm Chaotic Neutral, therefore I'm a free spirit and can do whatever I want."
228. I may not justify every action I do as "because I'm True Neutral, I don't care about morality."
229. I may not justify every action I do as "because I'm Lawful Neutral, therefore I'm the law, and the law says I can do whatever I want."
230.I may not justify every action I do as "because I'm Chaotic Good, and its the good of everyone for me to be free and do whatever I want."
231. I may not justify every action I do as "because I'm neutral good, everything I do is for the greater good, and therefore I can do whatever I want."
232. I may not justify ever action I do as "I'm Lawful Good, therefore its my lawful duty to do whatever I want for the good of everyone."
233. screw it. I can't play alignments anymore.
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2011-07-14, 10:45 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
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2011-07-14, 11:08 AM (ISO 8601)
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2011-07-14, 11:18 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
Imagine if all real-world conversations were like internet D&D conversations...
Protip: DnD is an incredibly social game played by some of the most socially inept people on the planet - Lev
I read this somewhere and I stick to it: "I would rather play a bad system with my friends than a great system with nobody". - Trevlac
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2011-07-14, 11:25 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
How does Bite of the King interact with 14?
235. I may not worship Pun-Pun
236. I may not summon Pun-Pun
237. I may not make Pun-Pun
238. I may not attempt to explain Pun-Pun
239. I cannot improve upon Pun-Pun
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2011-07-14, 11:35 AM (ISO 8601)
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2011-07-14, 11:44 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
I can't believe this thread went a few dozen numbers on sexual entendres alone. It was entertaining.
242. I am no longer allowed to put "The Spirit of Rock and Roll" as my diety.
243. I am no longer allowed to attempt the invention of the 'Electric Guitar'.
244. Especially if my blueprints are "Guitar + Call Lightning = Electric Guitar"
245. I am no longer allowed to play theme music whenever my character speaks. Especially if it's from The Lone Ranger.
246. My dual hand-crossbow wielding ranger is not allowed to be named Clint Eastwood.
247. Nor can I simply refer to him as 'The elf with no name.'
248. Nor the Spirit of the West.
249. Future characters may not put 'The Spirit of the West' down as a diety.
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2011-07-14, 12:06 PM (ISO 8601)
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250. I can no longer use CW Samurai for any of my characters, especially after the whole Shneeky event.
Spoiler: Campaign JournalsRising Star [PF Campaign Journal] (game ongoing, journal over probably)
The Good, The Bad, and the Psion [PF Campaign Journal] (complete)
I Wanna Hold Your Red Hand! [RHoD Campaign Journal] (complete)
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2011-07-14, 12:06 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
Last edited by Flame of Anor; 2011-07-14 at 12:07 PM.
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2011-07-14, 12:11 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
253. My first answer to a problem is no longer allowed to be "I summon Ashardalon from the realm he was banished to, bind him to my will for one favor before releasing him upon the multiverse."
254. especially if said favor involves baking "the cake to end all cakes."
EDITED because of typoLast edited by nhbdy; 2011-07-14 at 12:13 PM.
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2011-07-14, 12:13 PM (ISO 8601)
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There's... There's actually a Weebl song on that subject. Called Babies....
Actually, I believe he is.
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2011-07-14, 12:18 PM (ISO 8601)
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255. "Barbarian" is not the answer to everything.
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2011-07-14, 12:26 PM (ISO 8601)
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2011-07-14, 12:28 PM (ISO 8601)
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258: I am not allowed to play a cleric of Kamina.
258a: I am not allowed to play a cleric of Simon either.
259: I am not allowed to play a baby black dragon ever again.Last edited by Mixt; 2011-07-14 at 12:28 PM.
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2011-07-14, 12:38 PM (ISO 8601)
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260. I may not hit on every female NPC I meet.
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2011-07-14, 02:10 PM (ISO 8601)
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258b. "The You Who Believes in Me" is not a valid choice of deity or cause.
Spoiler: Campaign JournalsRising Star [PF Campaign Journal] (game ongoing, journal over probably)
The Good, The Bad, and the Psion [PF Campaign Journal] (complete)
I Wanna Hold Your Red Hand! [RHoD Campaign Journal] (complete)
Axinia: My campaign setting.
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2011-07-14, 02:28 PM (ISO 8601)
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261: When playing D&D, I may not create a character from Exalted.
262: Come to think of it, I may not mix two different RPGs at all.
262b: Especially when one is WH40k.
263: Artificers cannot make God-Machines. Period.
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2011-07-14, 02:47 PM (ISO 8601)
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264: Even if I have legal documents saying that I own it, I may not sell someone elses soul to the devil.
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2011-07-14, 03:09 PM (ISO 8601)
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264a. That would be a devil. There are more than one.
264b. While we're at it, selling to Demons is prohibited as well.
264c. Daemons too.
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2011-07-14, 03:16 PM (ISO 8601)
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265. I am not allowed to start a joke thread like this without first checking to see if Silly Message Board Games has it already.
266. I am not allowed to link that thread to give people even more ideas.
266a. This also goes for linking this thread in that thread.Avatar of George the Dragon Slayer, from the upcoming Indivisible!
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2011-07-14, 03:26 PM (ISO 8601)
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266b. I am not allowed to copy the entirety of the other thread into a word document, then paste it into a post on this thread.
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2011-07-14, 03:31 PM (ISO 8601)
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267. I may not list my skill bonus as "very yes," no matter how high the bonus may be.
Last edited by Axinian; 2011-07-14 at 03:31 PM.
Spoiler: Campaign JournalsRising Star [PF Campaign Journal] (game ongoing, journal over probably)
The Good, The Bad, and the Psion [PF Campaign Journal] (complete)
I Wanna Hold Your Red Hand! [RHoD Campaign Journal] (complete)
Axinia: My campaign setting.
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2011-07-14, 03:33 PM (ISO 8601)
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268. Nor may my damage ever be listed as "Yes"
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2011-07-14, 03:42 PM (ISO 8601)
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269. I may not cut the toes off of the kobold to get information. Or else the paladin will smite me.
270. Nor may I light the kobold on fire when no one's looking.
271. I may not charge the giant's camp when I am a halfling rogue.
272. I may not kill the party sorcerer. Or the paladin will smite me.Bienvenue Au Kébec !!!
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2011-07-14, 03:48 PM (ISO 8601)
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273: Even if the rules are allow it, every single one of my Unarmed Strikes may not be a pimp slap.
274: I may not start a brothel, especially if my character specialises in Unarmed Striking.
275: The concept of a pimp does not exist in this campaign.
275a: Nor is that an invitation to create the concept of the pimp.
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2011-07-14, 03:50 PM (ISO 8601)
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276: Making wise cracks about the possibility of the Joker having a physical attraction to Batman to the Joker's face will NOT give me a psychological advantage.
276a: Nor will it do so with Batman.
277: It doesn't matter what the rules are for jurry rigging inventions in M&M, my character can not spend three rounds in a Radio Shack and make a dimensional transporter.
278: Using that dimensional transporter on another player just because their backstory is that they were accidentally transported to my universe does NOT solve everything.
279: I will just generally stop using the invention system in M&M to try and end the GM's game in the first session.
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2011-07-14, 04:02 PM (ISO 8601)
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Avatar of George the Dragon Slayer, from the upcoming Indivisible!
My Steam profile
Warriors and Wuxia, Callos_DeTerran's ToB setting
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2011-07-14, 04:07 PM (ISO 8601)
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280. When using Welknair's Magitech system, I may not turn the Wizard's cat familiar into a Scorching Ray Gun and call it a "Laser cat".
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2011-07-14, 04:14 PM (ISO 8601)
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and the Doctor! :'(
281. I am NOT allowed to create cat zombie just to make Schröedinger's cat jokes.
281a. The same goes for flesh stiched familiars.
282. I am no longer allowed to question the druids sexual preferences gender or species wise. Especially not while bringing up wildshaping and morals.
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2011-07-14, 04:17 PM (ISO 8601)
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