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Thread: What if Real Life worked by RAW?
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2011-07-21, 02:57 AM (ISO 8601)
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"Good" means "makes personal sacrifices to help strangers" but a good person might not be especially physically brave.
Similarly "hurting and oppressing others" is common enough, that I would say evil alignment is not significantly less common than Neutral alignment.
So while I'd agree with "neutral is the most typical alignment" I am a bit more dubious about "most people are Neutral".Marut-2 Avatar by Serpentine
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2011-07-21, 04:02 AM (ISO 8601)
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2011-07-21, 04:51 AM (ISO 8601)
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2011-07-21, 05:00 AM (ISO 8601)
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Mr Smith, I have some news.
Oh, God, is it my son?
I'm afraid that the wounds he sustained took him below 0 Hit Points, and he failed his Fortitude Save.
No! My Boy!
There was, however, a Druid on hand, who had fortuitously memorised an appropriate spell this morning.
You mean, he was raised from the dead?
Ehh, not exactly.
[Kobold enters] DADDYY!!
Agh! Kill it! I don't care if it's below my CR and I don't get any xp; kill it with fire!
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2011-07-21, 05:01 AM (ISO 8601)
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History would be really complicated.
-Caesar would never have conquered Gaul. (You really think a bunch of fighters could handle barbarians led by druids?).
-Egyptian pharaoh/demigods might still be around...
-Neanderthals might still be around...
-The crusades would have been EPIC (dimension door, teleport, World War 1 happened before the first millenium).
-most men, and some women, would plug their ears and kill every last bard on earth (death to diplomancers would be a rallying call)
-AMF would be mandatory in any government building
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2011-07-21, 05:44 AM (ISO 8601)
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-They are, and they can give you the ability to turn into a scorpion.
-To counteract this, terrorist organization would be a large cooperation of archivists, wizards, and StP erudites working to get every spell as a power from all lists.
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2011-07-21, 06:54 AM (ISO 8601)
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2011-07-21, 09:45 AM (ISO 8601)
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Can't seem to find online. . . what does RHD mean?
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2011-07-21, 09:46 AM (ISO 8601)
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2011-07-21, 10:03 AM (ISO 8601)
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wishes would be fulfilled, universities and schools would just be granting you ranks in knowledge skills, books would be read more efficiently, and by permanenciïng tongues on everyone everyone would understand all languages. Also factotums and chameleons would be insanely overpowered (as would indeed diplomacy and the glibness spell)
Warlock Poetry?
Or ways to use me in game?
Better grab a drink...
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2011-07-21, 10:37 AM (ISO 8601)
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Don't forget that Diplomancers can also snag that prestige class that lets you switch a different skill check for a perform check (it is the basis of the Jumplomancer, one of the most beholden of Diplomancers), so plugging your ears effectively does nothing to protect you.
HE IS MOVING SILENTLY, LET US PROCLAIM HIM OUR NEW GOD!"Okay, so I'm going to quick draw and dual wield these one-pound caltrops as improvised weapons..."
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"Oh, hey, look! Blue Eyes Black Lotus!" "Wait what, do you sacrifice a mana to the... Does it like, summon a... What would that card even do!?" "Oh, it's got a four-energy attack. Completely unviable in actual play, so don't worry about it."
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2011-07-21, 11:14 AM (ISO 8601)
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Interesting fact: space in dnd is non-euclidean. The rules support this in 3.x, and it's explicitly stated in 4e. If you go by dnd's "square=circle" logic, then pi=4, and the square root of 2=1 (since the distance corner to corner of a circle is the same as its side.
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2011-07-21, 11:20 AM (ISO 8601)
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2011-07-21, 11:49 AM (ISO 8601)
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2011-07-21, 12:02 PM (ISO 8601)
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75% of historians and archaeologists are researching what classes people were in the past. 95% of papers published are regarding who could have kicked whose butt and who was very badly optimized.
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2011-07-21, 02:41 PM (ISO 8601)
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Only the centurions. The other legionaries were fighters, which has been lowered to NPC status and the warrior class is gone entirely.
The Gauls were warblades, or fighters who put at least one feat into martial study. And at level 1, Stone Bones is better than Steely Resolve. Plus Steel Wind helped take down multiple enemies. Sadly, the Gauls had a habit of using Steely Strike, leaving them vulnerable to the enemy.
Edit: @^: Guess I'm a historian than.Last edited by Hiro Protagonest; 2011-07-21 at 02:42 PM.
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2011-07-21, 03:02 PM (ISO 8601)
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Considering my heritage I'd definitely be a barbarian. (What? Viking descendant for the win. XD) Obviously I'd also invested in becoming literate.
As for the house cats, of course they wouldn't be killed on sight, they'd be trained to deal with those plagues of rats and other vermin. Since by raw rats travel in groups of 10-100, which is far worse for a commoner than a cat.
No one would ever make fun of badgers with the badger song again.
Cat ladies would quickly be countered by dog breeders. (By raw the cat might actually be better to hit yes, but it does 1d2-4 claw dmg and 1d3-4 bite damage. The dog while not being as good at hitting can actually do damage (1d4+1 bite dmg.))
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2011-07-21, 03:09 PM (ISO 8601)
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2011-07-21, 03:14 PM (ISO 8601)
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You know, there's also going to be a significant percentage of Diamond Barons who have nothing better to do than True Resurrect the parties involved to test these publications.
There's also an implied quest hook in Manual of the Planes regarding flying around the Temporal Energy Plane fast enough to reverse the flow of time, and while the text says it's unproven, that doesn't exactly mean no."Okay, so I'm going to quick draw and dual wield these one-pound caltrops as improvised weapons..."
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"Oh, hey, look! Blue Eyes Black Lotus!" "Wait what, do you sacrifice a mana to the... Does it like, summon a... What would that card even do!?" "Oh, it's got a four-energy attack. Completely unviable in actual play, so don't worry about it."
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2011-07-21, 03:33 PM (ISO 8601)
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Yet cats, by RAW are either solitary (or domesticated), dogs are solitary or packs (5-12). It's more likely that you have multiple dogs than cats, unless you have some sort of handler for them, and then the crazy cat lady still needs to have twice as many cats than the dog breeder dogs. And two cats needs to hit a dog with all three of their attacks to take one dog down. One dog can kill a cat in one attack. (A cat has an average of 2 hp, a dog does an average of 3 dmg.)
Mans best friend continues to be mans best friend. ;) (And we might want to stop here, or move to another thread or we'll end up derailing this one... really, the only reasons cats are so feared by commoners is because they would attack a commoner.. a dog is loyal! :P)
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2011-07-21, 03:35 PM (ISO 8601)
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2011-07-21, 03:45 PM (ISO 8601)
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If you're sufficiently knowledgeable and intelligent, you can recall whole lifestory of a priorly unknown person from the top of your hat. Due to the aforementioned way old people become wiser as they age, this means not only will your parents and teachers be absurdly good at recalling all the embarrassing things you did, they become better at it.
... wait... this doesn't sound too unlike the norm after all.
Oh, and via application of magic, we can get correct answer to the question "If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound?"."It's the fate of all things under the sky,
to grow old and wither and die."
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2011-07-21, 03:47 PM (ISO 8601)
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Murders will never be mystery as long as any of the following are true, thanks to divination:
1:People never knew/suspected it took place.
2. Their isn't an urban legend about it.
3:The head is still intact ( it can come seperate from body).
4.Their are any rocks, plants, or anything natural.
5:A diety could have seen it.
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2011-07-21, 04:09 PM (ISO 8601)
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2011-07-21, 04:15 PM (ISO 8601)
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No, but you can use Reincarnate or Last Breath (druid spells). They give you a "young adult" body. If you want to live forever, just commit suicide with a druid standing by and have them use Last Breath. If you want to be human again, go find someone to cast Miracle on you to get you back to normal (that shouldn't be out of line with the power level of Miracle).
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2011-07-21, 04:18 PM (ISO 8601)
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2011-07-21, 04:18 PM (ISO 8601)
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Oh man would I ever take levels of druid so hard I can't even punctuate how hard I would do it
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2011-07-21, 04:23 PM (ISO 8601)
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