D&D Demotivators Episode V: The Demotivator Strikes Back

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I love it! But what kind of salute could go with that? I'm thinking my you extend both arms straight out and up at an elevated angle and make "air quotes" while loudly declaiming "Seig Hyphen".

Thoughts?

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DrewID

It depends on the emphasis. If its a yelled out seig hyphen, then you jump on top of a ball with your arms and legs straight up and down against your body.

[Volthawk]

Oh, the irony.

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*snip*

Well, at least he doesn't put random dots between letters in a word.

[Doorhandle]

*Natter on spelling and facists*

On explanation for all the typos and misspellings that have caused this segue, I just got a new computer, that needs to have word installed on it and where e-spell refuses to work.

[Admiral Harkov]

That salute would be left arm extended with the fingers flexed with the exception of the thumb, which would be down, and shouting "Jail, Granmer".

This reflects exactly my opinion, as it couldn't be any different:

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Though what I really want is the Millenium Falcon.

Two variations:

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I absolutely hate the chainmail bikini discussions, I find it stupid, annoying and intolerant in that it always comes as people trying to force everyone else to take their stance. But here's a little poster:

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And these two aren't mine but they cracked me up.

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[Caiphon]

Speaking off:

Sauce on these? sorry, i haven't found them at Tinieye :(

Thanks,

C.

[Volthawk]

Sauce on these? sorry, i haven't found them at Tinieye :(

Thanks,

C.

Dunno about the first, but the second is from Rusty and Co.

[Lapak]

Dunno about the first, but the second is from Rusty and Co.

The first is from Battlepug, another comic. (NSFW as the framing device involves a storyteller who is lying around her bedroom in the buff.)

[Silus]

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[Beowulf DW]

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I almost succumbed to outrageous laughter in a library because of you.

[Silus]

I almost succumbed to outrageous laughter in a library because of you.

*Tips hat to*

And to those that don't know who Old Man Henderson is, read this: Link

Warning: Contents will cause laughter

[Rorrik]

I don't know what to say except that I really hope the GM really did deserve it.

[Mordokai]

Truly, he was the best of us.

*takes a hat off*

[Yora]

Say... Anyone some witty idea for 5th Edition motivators?

[flabort]

I don't know what to say except that I really hope the GM really did deserve it.

I know (White texted for mild obscenities):
"Damn. ****. Man, I pitty those CULTISTS."

[Reynard]

Say... Anyone some witty idea for 5th Edition motivators?

I could recycle the Monk Thread one.

[maximus25]

Old man Henderson is the best character I've ever seen.

[AngelSword]

This isn't for 5e, but speaking of editions…

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[Need_A_Life]

Actually V20 is more of a proof that better, more compact lay-out can get people to buy stuff. I've experienced having to look through 4-5 books to find a particular discipline/ritual/whatever enough times that having just half of that in one book is worth it...

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Shadowrun driving rules:

[Rorrik]

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Shadowrun driving rules:

I am so confused, I can just imagine the cops trying to figure out how this happened ... and giving up.

Edit: Unless there's a large ramp nearby.

[Noedig]

The funniest part about that poster is that the pick likely only suffered minor damage.

[Necroticplague]

I am so confused, I can just imagine the cops trying to figure out how this happened ... and giving up.

Edit: Unless there's a large ramp nearby.

Considering how the ceiling isn't rubble, even a ramp would require very specific speed and angle to make that work.

[Voidhawk]

It looks to me like the sports car was zooming along, lost control, and went into a diagonal skid. It entered into the picture from the right (through some kind of brick wall maybe?), ended up diving for cover under the truck, and because of it's low clearance and ramp-like front rammed it up into the ceiling. Perhaps the truck was rasied on a jack?

It explains the bumper and side damage on the truck, why the truck is at an angle, and why the rear of the sports car isn't very damaged.

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[AngelSword]

Actually V20 is more of a proof that better, more compact lay-out can get people to buy stuff. I've experienced having to look through 4-5 books to find a particular discipline/ritual/whatever enough times that having just half of that in one book is worth it...

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Yes, but it's a better layout of 20 year old content.

[Yora]

Considering how the ceiling isn't rubble, even a ramp would require very specific speed and angle to make that work.

Sorry, but Germany holds the record for accidents like this.

And we've set the bar very high!

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Very high!

[Morph Bark]

Sorry, but Germany holds the record for accidents like this.

And we've set the bar very high!

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Very high!

I wouldn't be surprised if that was an actual bar.

[Yora]

Let's just say that trafic fatalities spike at saturday night on state roads.

I've never before seen a mercedes cleanly split in half (sideways) by a tree. I want mythbusters to recreate that one.

[Snowbluff]

Thouh in this case, it's a space suit and not armor, and actually a really practical design.

Oh good, I was saved a "You know nothing about human skin or space" rant.

You win an internet.

[ORione]

Let's just say that trafic fatalities spike at saturday night on state roads.

I've never before seen a mercedes cleanly split in half (sideways) by a tree. I want mythbusters to recreate that one.

Ooh, speaking of the Mythbusters, I currently have this as my laptop's wallpaper.

[Rorrik]

It looks to me like the sports car was zooming along, lost control, and went into a diagonal skid. It entered into the picture from the right (through some kind of brick wall maybe?), ended up diving for cover under the truck, and because of it's low clearance and ramp-like front rammed it up into the ceiling. Perhaps the truck was rasied on a jack?

It explains the bumper and side damage on the truck, why the truck is at an angle, and why the rear of the sports car isn't very damaged.

You know, I think you may be right, very astute. I would also wager the sports car didn't try to stop, no tire skids. I did wonder how the back could be so undamaged.

[Esprit15]

Ooh, speaking of the Mythbusters, I currently have this as my laptop's wallpaper.

Too bad there isn't a full alignment group from the show. Though maybe from all of the Discovery Channel shows...