D&D Demotivators Episode V: The Demotivator Strikes Back

[Doorhandle]

One for our resident sci-fi fans...

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...Whuh? What The hell is that, and why is it doing an ozymandias impression?

[Heliomance]

Do you want mechanics to back this up, or is it enough for them to not get in the way? And do you want combat with all sorts of powers, or more of a skill and trickery style?

Probably enough for them to not get in the way. As for combat, I don't really mind. With something like that, it probably ought to be quite character-oriented - I wonder if Mouse Guard could be adapted?

...this is getting quite thoroughly off topic ^^

[Giarc]

Wait, isn't that pic from Spaceballs?

[Xiander]

this is getting quite thoroughly off topic ^^

I really want to continue this dicussion, but i prfer not to derail this thread... lets make our own thread

Edit: went and did it.

http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=231768

[Saintheart]

Wait, isn't that pic from Spaceballs?

This video will explain everything.

[NikitaDarkstar]

And now time for an alignment chart to spark up the usual discussions. Hopefully there's not enough B5 fans in here to make it to bad.

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[TriForce]

And now time for an alignment chart to spark up the usual discussions. Hopefully there's not enough B5 fans in here to make it to bad.

personally, id switch the lawful neutral and lawful evil ones, but thats just a matter of character interpertation i guess.

[ORione]

I don't know if this picture has been put here before.

Edit: For those wondering: That's a chart of different memes. LG is Successful Black Guy. NG is Courage Wolf. LN is Philosoraptor. LE is High Expectations Asian Father. CE is Insane Wolf. The rest of them, I don't know. Does anyone else recognize them?

I found it while looking for a picture for this:

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[NikitaDarkstar]

personally, id switch the lawful neutral and lawful evil ones, but thats just a matter of character interpertation i guess.

Ehh I'd actually keep Lawful Evil, but bump Mollari into Neutral Evil if I had made the chart... Not sure of Morden though. I mean he's not good, but he's also not acting completely on his own free will. But he is an interesting take on a chaotic evil character. Either way it all depends on angles and when in the show you see them, they change over time. I just liked the chart and figured I'd share it. :)

[TheOtherSidhe]

Edit: For those wondering: That's a chart of different memes. LG is Successful Black Guy. NG is Courage Wolf. LN is Philosoraptor. LE is High Expectations Asian Father. CE is Insane Wolf. The rest of them, I don't know. Does anyone else recognize them?

NG is Bear Grylls, TN is Socially Awkward Penguin, CN is Foul Bachelor Frog, and NE is Scumbag Steve. Each one has an article on Know Your Meme, though the site can get NSFW.

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[Ninjadeadbeard]

How bout an alternative to B5?

LG

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CG

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LN

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TN

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CN

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LE

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NE

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[Mordokai]

NG is Bear Grylls, TN is Socially Awkward Penguin, CN is Foul Bachelor Frog, and NE is Scumbag Steve. Each one has an article on Know Your Meme, though the site can get NSFW.

Bear Grylls is CG. NG is Courage Wolf.

[hamlet]

How bout an alternative to B5?

LG

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CG

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LN

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TN

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That is a thousand kinds of awesome.

[Yora]

It's with actual quotes I get. Of all alignment chart motivators, this is the one I dislike the second least.

After Batman, of course. That one is actually cool.

[Maquise]

I might have changed the picture of Dukat to his appearance in Waltz.

Dukat is one of my favorite villains. The way I see it, he started LE then slowly went to CE.

Oh, posters. This one seems appropriate.

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[Dublock]

Ok I feel like I need to defend why I love the pokemon one a lot compared to the original.

In pokemon after you use up all the pp ups you can, it is still limited by the pp, and other then using eithers/elixirs which are very limited in any given game or by going to pokemon centers, you are stuck. With Wizards it feels like there are a lot more ways around it like reserve feats.

Also I loved the pick of pokemon, Gardevoir as I always picture as a soft female mentality.

I have not made any demotivators so I can't pay my tax and I need to get going to class (ok I might repost my favorite ones that appeared back in the first 2 threads :P)

[TheOtherSidhe]

Bear Grylls is CG. NG is Courage Wolf.

Oops, my bad.

And I found this one somewhere, though I don't know what it's referencing.

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[Xiander]

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Wow, i think i once played that guy in shadowrun...

[Kobold-Bard]

Vaguely Kickstarter related motivators:

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[KitTheOdd]

And I found this one somewhere, though I don't know what it's referencing.

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Possibly the book Monster Hunter International by Larry Correia.

One of those books that makes me go, "I really want to play in that campaign."

[Doorhandle]

AT LAST! AFTER A MILLION MINUTES I AM FREE! IT'S TIME TO CONQUER EARTH!

And by that I mean post pathfinder motivators. This time, we're playing with the oft-malgined summoners.

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And a gigantic mess of other stuff I have been working on.

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I dare you to find another coherent motivator with more bear per square inch.

Man. I could make motivators of John-Su's stuff FOREVER. Also check out jouste, he has the same crazy-awesome but applied in a more western style. Note to self. Change name to something starting with Jo, it will instantly grant drawing ability...

Hope you don't mind me reusing two pictures, because the Magus is next.

[Hiro Protagonest]

You misspelled synthesist.

Also, Rusty and Co demotivator!

I tried looking for an individual panel with Madeline the Paladin, either the hoe holy avenger or the shovel vorpal halberd, but I couldn't get anything and the full strips get shrunk down so much on AutoMotivator.

[zorba1994]

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What's this from?

[Doorhandle]

It's another of John su's works. Look at his stuff here.

[QuidEst]

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Source on this would be awesome. XP (And congrats on being my first source request!) The look on that eidolon is just priceless.

[Mono Vertigo]

Also John-Su's! I love that artist, I should check his gallery again someday.

[tonberryking]

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...Is this from a webcomic and if so, which one?

[QuidEst]

Also John-Su's! I love that artist, I should check his gallery again someday.

Thanks! I didn't realize he also did the rat king one- I saw that a while ago and loved it.

[Doorhandle]

...Is this from a webcomic and if so, which one?

Nope, Chuck Testa Goldpaladin. He is also on deviantart. A lot of his stuff is unsafe for work.

[Dusk Eclipse]

Not mine

Edit: BIG Image, might cause screen stretch

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