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2012-07-04, 08:00 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2008
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- Ravnica
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
lol, wow, your players need to learn to not get so attached to their characters.
* I may not, as a mid-20's college male, set my campain in a world I homebrew in extensive detail based on a popular female-targeted tv series I am a rabid fan of in order to try to attract girls to my group.
** Doing so in order to give myself and my heterosexual male friends and I a chance to write our own self-insert fanfiction is sad and pathetic, but allowable.
*** Not keeping the above rated pg-13 or nicer is banned, however.
**** Doing point 2 in a group that's already gender-mixed may be acceptable, provided I'm not just doing it in order to impress my crush.
***** Better yet, pretend this post doesn't exist. I am not allowed to base my campaigns on any tv show. Just to be safe.Much thanks to Ceika for the poketar!
I'll be away from the internet from 1/3-1/8 2019. I swear I'm not disappeared.
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2012-07-04, 08:49 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2010
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- 127.0.0.1
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
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2012-07-04, 09:08 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2012
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- Hotel California
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
*I may not write an RPG where the only available weapons are fireworks.
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No I did not make my own banner, it was created by a very talented person who I've lost contact with.
I just started playing D&D, and love the game
SpoilerFirst level paladin.
STR:14
DEX: 8
CON: 10
INT:13
WIS: 12
CHA: 16
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2012-07-04, 10:22 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2008
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- Ravnica
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
Much thanks to Ceika for the poketar!
I'll be away from the internet from 1/3-1/8 2019. I swear I'm not disappeared.
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2012-07-05, 12:25 AM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2012
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- Hotel California
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
***In this hypothetical word, most builders would have the common sense to build non-flamable houses.
****I have to logically explain how exactly a sparkler is a dagger substitute.
*****If I create hellfire sparklers I am not to be surprised when my players invent this:Spoiler
No I did not make my own banner, it was created by a very talented person who I've lost contact with.
I just started playing D&D, and love the game
SpoilerFirst level paladin.
STR:14
DEX: 8
CON: 10
INT:13
WIS: 12
CHA: 16
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2012-07-05, 11:14 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2008
- Location
- Chicago
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
Well, my cats often say "mesmowp"...
The problem with this is that (1) it's okay to drop the little words, like "and" or "by", and (2) it's also okay to use multiple letters from one word if your acronym would be unpronounceable.
So LASER, RaDAR, and SPECTRE actually follow the rules, since "counter-intelligence" is one word. CAPTTTCHA, however, does have a problem.
* I may not derail threads with technicalities.
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2012-07-05, 11:45 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2010
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- 127.0.0.1
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
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2012-07-05, 12:22 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Apr 2011
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
* No matter how Ironic it is, the party - after going chaotic stupid in the last town - may not run into a party of higher leveled characters murdering everything for fun...
** No justification exists for a chotic stupid paladin that will prevent its fall
*** not even that
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2012-07-05, 02:58 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2012
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- Hotel California
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
*If I am running a star wars D&D campaign I am required to have seen at least half the movies.
**If the characters encounter 'Bubba Feet' I have to pay for the pizza.
***If I point out how incompetent Bubba Feet os at his job, I have to pay for all the drinks.
****If the plot is centralized around JarJar binks I am required to chip in to everybody's mortgages.Spoiler
No I did not make my own banner, it was created by a very talented person who I've lost contact with.
I just started playing D&D, and love the game
SpoilerFirst level paladin.
STR:14
DEX: 8
CON: 10
INT:13
WIS: 12
CHA: 16
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2012-07-05, 03:20 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2011
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
*Unless it involves killing him. Horribly.
"I Burn!"
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2012-07-05, 03:36 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2012
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- Hotel California
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
*If my characters do brutally murder the entire gungan population, I am not to then introduce darths and droids to them.
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No I did not make my own banner, it was created by a very talented person who I've lost contact with.
I just started playing D&D, and love the game
SpoilerFirst level paladin.
STR:14
DEX: 8
CON: 10
INT:13
WIS: 12
CHA: 16
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2012-07-05, 10:33 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2008
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- Chicago
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
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2012-07-05, 10:59 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2008
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- Ravnica
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
* Modern science has no bearing on fantasy roleplaying.
Much thanks to Ceika for the poketar!
I'll be away from the internet from 1/3-1/8 2019. I swear I'm not disappeared.
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2012-07-05, 11:29 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2011
- Location
- Minnesnowta
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
I may not ask for a quiet corner in the Temple of Pelor to cast Desecrate to boost my Animate Dead spell. They will be upset with me, even though we're ostensibly on the same side.
There is the moral of all human tales;
'Tis but the same rehearsal of the past.
First freedom and then Glory - when that fails,
Wealth, vice, corruption - barbarism at last.
And History, with all her volumes vast,
Hath but one page...
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2012-07-05, 11:33 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2008
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- Ravnica
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
** In Aldhaven, their only problem with that would be that you're a rogue necromancer and didn't pay them their cut first.
*** I am not allowed to present my players with concise evidence why Pelor, in every instance that doesn't explicitly state him to be good show him as a jerkass at best, ultimate evil at worst.Much thanks to Ceika for the poketar!
I'll be away from the internet from 1/3-1/8 2019. I swear I'm not disappeared.
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2012-07-05, 11:38 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2011
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- Minnesnowta
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
May I present Pelor, the Burning Hate?
There is the moral of all human tales;
'Tis but the same rehearsal of the past.
First freedom and then Glory - when that fails,
Wealth, vice, corruption - barbarism at last.
And History, with all her volumes vast,
Hath but one page...
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2012-07-05, 11:43 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2012
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- Hotel California
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
*I may not create a character with flaw "pervert" and "racist simply to create drama.
"She's amazing...but she's an elf...but her jugs are amazing...but she's a black elf...BUT BOOBIES!Spoiler
No I did not make my own banner, it was created by a very talented person who I've lost contact with.
I just started playing D&D, and love the game
SpoilerFirst level paladin.
STR:14
DEX: 8
CON: 10
INT:13
WIS: 12
CHA: 16
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2012-07-05, 11:58 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2008
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- Ravnica
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
Much thanks to Ceika for the poketar!
I'll be away from the internet from 1/3-1/8 2019. I swear I'm not disappeared.
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2012-07-06, 12:20 AM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2009
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
*If I am to fake a party member's death in front of their enemies, I must first acquire their consent.
**This does, in fact, require me to inform them of my plan.
***Especially when the plan is to hold them underwater until they stop kicking.
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2012-07-06, 12:42 AM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2012
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- Hotel California
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
Spoiler
No I did not make my own banner, it was created by a very talented person who I've lost contact with.
I just started playing D&D, and love the game
SpoilerFirst level paladin.
STR:14
DEX: 8
CON: 10
INT:13
WIS: 12
CHA: 16
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2012-07-06, 01:43 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2009
- Location
- Middle-o'-Nowhere, Idaho
- Gender
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
As a DM:
*If you call for an unnecessary spot check to heighten tensions, you can expect that a natural 20 will be rolled.
**Thou shalt have a good poker face when the PCs interpret the subsequent "You don't see anything" as "Egads, something invisible, kill it with all your high level spells."
***Be consistent. Thus, you can now expect your PCs to cast Glitterdust on a torch to make a gout of flame at least once per session.
(Yay for the most recent gaming session!)I run a Let's Play channel! Check it out!
Currently, we're playing through New Vegas as Gabriel de la Cruz, merchant and mercenary extraordinaire!
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2012-07-06, 01:49 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Apr 2012
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
Last edited by Techwarrior; 2012-07-06 at 01:51 AM.
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2012-07-06, 02:06 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2008
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- Ravnica
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
* If the player is in the Aldhaven docks district at night, their subsequent death to knives in the dark is 100% justified.
@V We did warn everyone in Aldhaven to stay out of the Docks at night. If you ever read the obituaries post, we point out explicitly those who died in the docks... at night...Last edited by planswalker; 2012-07-06 at 06:08 AM.
Much thanks to Ceika for the poketar!
I'll be away from the internet from 1/3-1/8 2019. I swear I'm not disappeared.
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2012-07-06, 06:06 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Apr 2012
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
Similarly, if I am told, "stay out of (insert place here)" and the first thing I do is go there, I will be rolling a new character. Preferably with a higher Wisdom score.
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2012-07-06, 03:27 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2007
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
*In Star Wars games, I am not to confuse my party members by creating a Sith with more ethics than their Jedi.
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2012-07-06, 03:33 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Apr 2011
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
** The sith thats has been hunting the party may not be doing so out of concern for the people and to stop these super-powered marauders before they destroy a planet. it's just wierd*
* gotta love the fact that the difference bwteen light/dark side is the emotions/attitudes they draw power from, not what they do with it...Last edited by BlackestOfMages; 2012-07-06 at 03:34 PM.
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2012-07-06, 05:15 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2012
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- Hotel California
- Gender
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
*If my characters first action is to attempt to find a brothel, I am to expect it to be below my characters standards and above his price range.
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No I did not make my own banner, it was created by a very talented person who I've lost contact with.
I just started playing D&D, and love the game
SpoilerFirst level paladin.
STR:14
DEX: 8
CON: 10
INT:13
WIS: 12
CHA: 16
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2012-07-06, 06:01 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Apr 2011
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
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2012-07-06, 06:42 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2012
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- Hotel California
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
Oh God...I'm glad my DM didn't come up with that.
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No I did not make my own banner, it was created by a very talented person who I've lost contact with.
I just started playing D&D, and love the game
SpoilerFirst level paladin.
STR:14
DEX: 8
CON: 10
INT:13
WIS: 12
CHA: 16
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2012-07-06, 07:12 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2010
- Gender
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
If my character's main motivation is to find the people who massacred his village, his first action upon finding those people should not be to congratulate them heartily and sincerely.