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2012-07-06, 07:30 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
* I may not use calculus as a metaphor for anything in DnD. Even if I use it properly, the odds that the person I am talking to will pick up on it, understand it, and properly be able to use it themselves is too slim.
Much thanks to Ceika for the poketar!
I'll be away from the internet from 1/3-1/8 2019. I swear I'm not disappeared.
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2012-07-06, 07:33 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2011
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
*No matter how much it may have seemed like a "Good idea at the time", making a pact with a red dragon is not such. At best, I might be cursed with some major disability, and soul linked to a creature that is typically high up on the "Things to kill" list of adventurers and questing knights. At worst, I'm it's next meal.
*Note To self: Werewolf Curse in Skyrim = Awesome. Werewolf Curse anywhere else= being hunted down and/or burned at the stake
*No matter how much I shout words in Draconic, they won't give me any special powers.
*Shooting a party member in the knee with an arrow is neither "funny" nor a solution to handling my party argumentsFinal Fantasy XIV Dragoon custom avatar made by Iruka. Thanks Iruka.
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2012-07-06, 08:36 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Apr 2011
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
* Shouting words in true speech will produce special effects... they will just suck epicly
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2012-07-06, 08:41 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2010
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- 127.0.0.1
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
* If we are playing by encumbrance rules, I must remember that there are effects for different levels of weight.
** This means that I can't walk around with a light or a heavy load just fine, and become totally immobile if I pick up an ounce over my heavy load.
*** No, this does not mean that I can still walk around at half speed even if I'm carrying 10 tons of junk on my back…
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2012-07-06, 09:26 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2011
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
Most people see a half orc and and think barbarian warrior. Me on the other hand? I think secondary trap handler and magic item tester. Also I'm not allowed to trick the next level one wizard into starting a fist fight with a house cat no matter how annoying he is.
Yes I know it's sarcasm. It's a joke. Pale green is for snarking
Thread wins: 2
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2012-07-06, 09:37 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2010
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- 127.0.0.1
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2012-07-06, 09:40 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2008
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
* I may no longer try to combine the physics of any of these three realms: real life, tabletop games, or videogames
Much thanks to Ceika for the poketar!
I'll be away from the internet from 1/3-1/8 2019. I swear I'm not disappeared.
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2012-07-06, 09:55 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2007
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
* I may no longer make villains with higher moral standards than my PCs.
* I am definitely no longer allowed to use aforementioned moral standards to cause PvP.
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2012-07-06, 10:48 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2012
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- Hotel California
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
*My plan for world domination is not to buy and handpick all the crops in the world only to sell them back to the farmers.
**I already have ten thousand cabbages, I need something to do with them.
***Dropping them off the highest mountain on the continent and screaming "CABALANCHE" Is not cool.Spoiler
No I did not make my own banner, it was created by a very talented person who I've lost contact with.
I just started playing D&D, and love the game
SpoilerFirst level paladin.
STR:14
DEX: 8
CON: 10
INT:13
WIS: 12
CHA: 16
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2012-07-06, 11:28 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2011
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
Most people see a half orc and and think barbarian warrior. Me on the other hand? I think secondary trap handler and magic item tester. Also I'm not allowed to trick the next level one wizard into starting a fist fight with a house cat no matter how annoying he is.
Yes I know it's sarcasm. It's a joke. Pale green is for snarking
Thread wins: 2
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2012-07-06, 11:39 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2012
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- Hotel California
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
*Combining all game science to create a helicoptor just so that I can float it a few feet above a an unsuspecting soul, jump out and scream "HELLO-COPTOR!" before the fiery explosion kill them is...awesome.
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No I did not make my own banner, it was created by a very talented person who I've lost contact with.
I just started playing D&D, and love the game
SpoilerFirst level paladin.
STR:14
DEX: 8
CON: 10
INT:13
WIS: 12
CHA: 16
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2012-07-07, 01:59 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2011
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
** House Lyandar airships are not helicopters.
*** I may not make the BBEG have an extendable tentacle-arm for the sole purpose of latching onto the airships, hijacking them in midair, then crashing them into things.
**** Know what? Just don't base anything off of Prototype anymore.
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2012-07-07, 02:01 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jun 2011
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
Projects: Homebrew, Gentlemen's Agreement, DMPCs, Forbidden Knowledge safety, and Top Ten Worst. Also, Quotes and RACSD are good.
Anyone knows blue is for sarcas'ing in · "Take 10 SAN damage from Dark Orchid" · Use of gray may indicate nitpicking · Green is sincerity
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2012-07-07, 06:04 AM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2012
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
* When the BBEG makes his 'we can rule together' speech/offer thing, the correct answer is not 'hmm, actually, that makes sense. OK then.'
(Dark Heresy, where the plot was supposed to be that our Inquisitorial master had gone too far. Only when he explained his motives and actions, my character concluded that he was actually right and promptly betrayed the rest of the party)
* I am no longer allowed to corrupt the paladin into worshipping Asmodeus through nought more than careful reasoning. No matter how funny it is.
* If a fellow party member has fallen in a pit of acid, I am to get him out immediately, not wait to see if he asks for help. This applies even if I am evil and he is a paladin.
(He was apparently attempting to redeem me by getting me to perform an unasked for act of charity. Just sat there in the acid, slowly dissolving, not saying a word. Eventually I got him out, but the ranger had to threaten me into doing it, so it didn't count)
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2012-07-07, 06:07 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Apr 2011
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2012-07-07, 06:10 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2008
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- Ravnica
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
* Alignment is not an excuse for screwing over my party.
Much thanks to Ceika for the poketar!
I'll be away from the internet from 1/3-1/8 2019. I swear I'm not disappeared.
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2012-07-07, 09:01 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2011
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
*My party cannot be a group of bards called the S men armed with rapiers just to give us the excuse to open every battle with "Lock S Foils in attack Position"
*I may not take weapon proficiency (whip) and fear (snakes) in the same character
*My character may never say, "Use the Force"
** he may not circumvent this by saying "Use the Mass x Accelleration"
*force choke is not a spell in DnD
*I can't have a +42 longsword
**it is not red
***nor can I have black armor, a black cape, black helmet, and breathing problems
*my shapshifter may not open each battle with "Hulk Smash"
*I do not get to shout "Finish Him" before each coup de grace
*I may not have a young sidkick named short round
*I may not take ranks in profession (archeologist)
*I may not have a walking carpet as a sidekick
**May not engage in bilingual dialog with him
*My Father's name is not Harry, nor is my name Ford. Thus I may not introduce myself as "Harry's son Ford"
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2012-07-07, 08:42 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Apr 2012
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
My two bladed sword kensai/acrobat may not place brilliant energy on both of the blades.
Avatar courtesy of Ceika.
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2012-07-07, 08:42 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2010
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
*I may no longer engage in the mass mind rape of the citizens of an allied nation without the consent of said nation and its allies.
**Convincing said nation and its allies that the act was morally justified after the fact is to be considered poor form.Status: Recovering. ETA: 3 days
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2012-07-07, 09:03 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2010
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- 127.0.0.1
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
* May not make an awakened dog artificer with an inept commoner "master" who takes one rank in a different profession each level…
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2012-07-07, 09:47 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2008
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
* Half-dragon half-ogres are not a valid race choice. Especially if you try to then take aberrant feats. Only mongrelfolk are allowed to be that much of a mutt.
Much thanks to Ceika for the poketar!
I'll be away from the internet from 1/3-1/8 2019. I swear I'm not disappeared.
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2012-07-07, 10:04 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2011
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
*I am not to stack templates just to spite whatever dm is using the above rule.
Most people see a half orc and and think barbarian warrior. Me on the other hand? I think secondary trap handler and magic item tester. Also I'm not allowed to trick the next level one wizard into starting a fist fight with a house cat no matter how annoying he is.
Yes I know it's sarcasm. It's a joke. Pale green is for snarking
Thread wins: 2
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2012-07-07, 10:29 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2006
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- Watching the world go by
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2012-07-07, 10:34 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2010
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- 127.0.0.1
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
Wallace and Gromit, much? Probably could have added "Mustn't make complex Rube-Goldberg-esk machines to do everyday tasks" and "Can't have a penguin who disguises as a chicken as an arch rival"…
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2012-07-07, 10:47 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2010
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- Pennsylvania
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2012-07-08, 02:47 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Apr 2011
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
* wiping out a small island miles away is not an acceptable method of intimidating someone
** Especially not if the person I'm tyring to intimidate asks me to prove I did so
*** Especially, especially not to repeate procedure centered on myself to prove I did so...
**** I am not allowed near casters and/or intimidate
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2012-07-08, 03:18 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2012
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- Hotel California
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
*I am to stop pulling out the star wars roleplaying game in hopes that I can slip something in to a game of d20 modern.
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No I did not make my own banner, it was created by a very talented person who I've lost contact with.
I just started playing D&D, and love the game
SpoilerFirst level paladin.
STR:14
DEX: 8
CON: 10
INT:13
WIS: 12
CHA: 16
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2012-07-08, 04:58 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2010
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- Kitchener/Waterloo
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
Lord Raziere herd I like Blasphemy, so Urpriest Exalted as a Malefactor
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2012-07-08, 05:28 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2008
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- Ravnica
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
Much thanks to Ceika for the poketar!
I'll be away from the internet from 1/3-1/8 2019. I swear I'm not disappeared.
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2012-07-08, 10:53 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2011
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