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2012-01-31, 07:26 PM (ISO 8601)
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2012-01-31, 09:26 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
*Yes, becoming a master of runic sorcery involves branding yourself with a rune. That does NOT mean that Harry Potter is the youngest master of the Lightning rune in existence, nor are you allowed to go around attempting to recreate the incident that branded him with the Lightning rune.
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2012-01-31, 10:42 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2006
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- Watching the world go by
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
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2012-01-31, 11:47 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2011
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
*Unicorn, like phoenix pate, is impossible to eat without a permanent alignment change.
*Tripled if I'm the Paladin... and an angry fist of mychosenformer deity aimed directly for my head.
*My Norse Paladin, will not call upon an avatar of Odin, that wields a shield, and large Two-Bladed Sword, no matter how much good graces I am with Odin.
**Addendum, The Avatar of Odin also most certainly does NOT transform into a Horse, and nor does it grant me temporary access to the Two-Weapon Fighting feats, nor Monkey-Grip.Last edited by Razgriez; 2012-01-31 at 11:55 PM.
Final Fantasy XIV Dragoon custom avatar made by Iruka. Thanks Iruka.
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2012-02-01, 12:00 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2011
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- Folgers
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
*I may no longer set the drug warehouse on fire after killing the workers in it, forgetting the poofed character is (following an immersive story) still upstairs, having "contracted explosive diarehha and then being hit by a concussive bear trap"
*I am not allowed we opt to leave the drug-riddled explosion-mangled fire-scorched body behind
*I am not allowed to carry a tinderbox\A/ Why play fair when you can "Technically" play fair. \A/
SpoilerAh say ah canno' jump, ya' jus' 'ave ta' toss meh!
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2012-02-01, 03:03 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
* I will not learn the Timeport spell just so I can put on a great preformance of "Johnny Be Good".
* My bard will not steal rock 'n' roll music from drow musicians.
* I will not abuse the Planar Shift spell, especially for the purposes of bypassing copyright laws.
* Funny noises are not funny.
* I will not have the party cleric executed by the authorities just in case all of humanity's sins need to be absolved. Especially if the authorities are offering a generous monetary reward.Anachronism will never high-light the folly of my convictions!
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2012-02-01, 03:44 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2011
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
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2012-02-01, 06:05 AM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2011
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- Australia
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
I get away with a lot because I haven’t done any of the above.
YET.
Alright, started up a pathfinder “City of rouges” adventure path and it’s looking to be fuuuuun.
The D.M does not speak in Italics while narrating the adventure path intro.
The players are to let him finish said intro.
The hellknights are not the Spanish inquisition.
Cannot be a half-orc bard.
Cannot describe said bard as 6 feet tall, ripped, green, with a great singing voice.
Having a Cha of 18 due to pathfinder rules is just an insult.
Opportunistic piety will not endear me to the party.
The cleric did not find the city through a vision quest.
The cleric does not know the half-orc merchant because the latter sold him drugs.
The shadowbeasts cannot be defeated by flashing lights in their eyes really fast.
Not to offer children beer.
The Halfling ranger is not belkar, even if they are C.E.
The Halfling doses not require a booster chair.
The Halfling dose not need to swim as the rest of us walk though the water in the oddly expansive sewers.
Not to tell the NPC to “Lead on, fearless leader!”
A light spell will not automatically blind my halforc, darkvision or no.
The blockage affecting the tunnel ahead of us is not THAT kind of blockage, even if we are in a sewer.
Not to tell the prudish never-nude cleric to that the troll ahead is naked.
Hide may be clothing, but no, that does not mean the troll covered in trollhide is wearing clothing.
If I am attempting diplomacy, I am actually to attempt to IMPROVE their attitude.
The cleric’s sword is not to be called diplomacy.
Sareiniae is not the “Oh no you didn’t!” goddess.
If the hellknight initiates were ”just kids,” that means teenagers, NOT six year olds.
I don’t need to dance in person to use bardic performance.
Cannot use a falchion as a golf club to hit a goo rat.
The half orc cannot cut himself in two on a failed to-hit roll.
Cannot hit a rat so hard that it bounces of one wall, bounces off another, to bounces off the ranger, and then fly down the corridor and explode.
The offending cleric cannot then put on sunglasses and not look at the explosion.
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2012-02-01, 03:02 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jun 2010
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- Out in The Sticks
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
*I am not to suggest "lets rob a bank"
*upon being informed there is no bank, not to instigate a scheme to found a bank
*having founded a bank, I am not to seek investors and other clientel so the bank will grow profitable
*having made the bank profitiable, I am not to then rob my own bank.
*not to use the conservation of ninjitsu to obliterate the evil monks controlling everything.
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2012-02-01, 05:43 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2006
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- Watching the world go by
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
But...but...those mesh so very well! I think I will have to use them at some point in the future.
Sareiniae is not the “Oh no you didn’t!” goddess.
*I am not allowed to name the industrial city hit by hard times "Lostretto"(Itallian translation of "Detroit")
*Or Destraat(Dutch)
*Or Angkipot(Fillipino)
*Translating city names into other languages is forbidden.
*If I break the above, they do not worship a lawful warforged with domains of justice, law, punishment, and police work.
...Okay, Lost Retto, former manufacturing capital that has fallen on hard times and is watched over by a war-forged god of law and justice doesn't sound half bad.
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2012-02-01, 09:11 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2011
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
*As a DM, not to make rules for fictional drugs and the penalties (and possible bonuses) they cause.
*If I do so, I can expect at least one PC to be addicted to something.
*Dug dealers are not druids, even though many drugs are made from plants.
*Similarly, not all fey are hippies.
*A mind flayer doesn't get high if it eats an addict's brain.
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2012-02-01, 09:54 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
*The verbal component of Bigby's Forceful Hand is not "FUS RO DAH".
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2012-02-02, 11:56 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
*Cannot impersonate the 17th+ level cleric's god and excommunicate him using primarily cantrips.
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2012-02-03, 03:12 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2011
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- Dromund Kaas
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
I posted the first of these on the previous thread, but I'm repeating it here so the joke with the new ones isn't broken up:
* My dread necromancer may not be named Chuck Testa.
* If my dread necromancer is masquerading as a cleric, the rest of the party must know out-of-character what his real class is.
* When I'm asked to resurrect a party member, that means Raise Dead, not Animate Dread Warrior.
* Not to create a dread necromancer named Chuck Testa masquerading as a cleric just so I can eventually have the chance to tell one of the other players that "I bet you thought your character was alive. Nope! He's not. He's undead. He's been reanimated by Chuck Testa."
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2012-02-03, 10:00 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jun 2010
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- Out in The Sticks
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
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2012-02-04, 07:51 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Apr 2011
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2012-02-04, 12:18 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2010
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2012-02-05, 01:51 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2011
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- Camping for Hobbit ticket
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
When playing D&D in an online game, I may NOT say in every chat server; "Spin to win, kids!"
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2012-02-05, 03:16 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2011
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- The Middle of Nowhere
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
*My party is not a hinderance. As such, I may not Iron Heart Surge them away.
Awesome avatar by Cuthalion
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By Ceika, Ceika, Linklel (Except for one that appears to be lost to time)
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2012-02-06, 06:45 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
* Hide in plain sight does not function if I'm hiding in the shadow of the person who is looking for me
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2012-02-06, 06:57 AM (ISO 8601)
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2012-02-06, 10:20 AM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2011
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- Below sea level
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
Warlock Poetry?
Or ways to use me in game?
Better grab a drink...
Currently ruining Strahd's day - Avatar by the Outstanding Smuchsmuch
First Ordained Jr. Tormlet by LoyalPaladin
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2012-02-06, 12:31 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
*I will not drop a sphere of annihilation into the ocean just to see how long it takes to absorb all the water.
*I will not use time stop on an enemies heart.Be one with us.
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2012-02-06, 12:42 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2011
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- Chandler AZ
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
Going out of town, of you don't hear from me by 11/20 send me a poke
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2012-02-06, 03:56 PM (ISO 8601)
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2012-02-06, 04:35 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Apr 2007
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2012-02-06, 10:04 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2011
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- The Middle of Nowhere
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
Awesome avatar by Cuthalion
Spoiler: Old Avatars
By Ceika, Ceika, Linklel (Except for one that appears to be lost to time)
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2012-02-06, 10:22 PM (ISO 8601)
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2012-02-06, 10:50 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
Awesome avatar by Cuthalion
Spoiler: Old Avatars
By Ceika, Ceika, Linklel (Except for one that appears to be lost to time)
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2012-02-07, 02:25 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2011
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- Mesa, AZ
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
All of these are things my group has tried (some with more success than others)
* No, you may not HiPS by using the shadow created by your finger.
* The Female Paladin (with a 20 Cha) in a chainmail bikini's breasts are not allowed to be used for HiPS, either.
* The Giant's loincloth is right out.
* When playing the Cavalier class in Pathfinder, you are not allowed to do 45 (Power Attack) + 80 (Challenge) + 20 (Weapon Enhancement) + 45 (Strength) = 190 damage on the charge... and then ask if you really need to roll the 4d8, too.
* The Druid may not spend all his money on Wild Full Plate because he forgot Druids can't wear metal.
* Should the Druid waste his money in such a way, the GM shouldn't be a jerk and gloat about it.
* Should the GM gloat about it, the Druid is definitely not allowed to completely outclass the Fighter while naked.
* If the Fighter is completely outclassed by the naked Druid, the player should temporarily be allowed both the Throw Anything feat, as well as Catch Off Guard. Not the character, the player.