LGBTAitP - Part 22: The Best There Is

[Coidzor]

supernerd: TMI, mate.

It's hardly fair to judge a group based on the few weirdo extremists. I'm a transhumanist and I think all that machine god singularity blah blah is nothing less then an odd cult.

That's what the post reminded me of though, and there's not really a better term unless you feel machine-god transhumanist is an actual term.

[Serpentine]

It may have reminded you of it, but as far as I can tell what was said has little or nothing to do with it.

[Coidzor]

It may have reminded you of it, but as far as I can tell what was said has little or nothing to do with it.

I believe we've already concluded beyond a reasonable doub that the two of us don't perceive the world the same way with regards to a lot of things, yes.

Expressing hatred towards human nature and saying that it is the things about us that are not human that we need to work towards rubs me the wrong way. Embracing our goodness need not necessitate shedding our humanity in any real way.

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[supernerd]

supernerd: TMI, mate.

I appologized for scarring from the first post

I have a fairly deep voice so I could talk in the background to make all your voices sound higher by comparison.

Then I should probably be careful with my first tenor-ness

[Heliomance]

Pitch is not actually all that important in sounding female. Female voices are higher than male, yes, but not by nearly as much as you think. The most important bit is the harmonics in your voice - cutting out the deep male resonance.

Naturally, this is also the hardest bit.

[supernerd]

Pitch is not actually all that important in sounding female. Female voices are higher than male, yes, but not by nearly as much as you think. The most important bit is the harmonics in your voice - cutting out the deep male resonance.

Naturally, this is also the hardest bit.

Heh, altos... Well I can't get my woman voice to be loud. But that's unnecessary because all I use for is creeping on people. But my falsetto can match the tone of a head voice.

[Arachu]

On an unrelated note, I still want a tophat. Stupid space-issue skull.

It's just too difficult for most people. It's a major temptation that nearly makes me commit to the figure skating offer of my primary female best friend/metaphorical sister along with a reason I might choose to start ballet or yoga.

Again it's just difficult. That's why I envy male contortionists, they can have a threesome with only one other person and still be fairly comfortable.

That's pretty efficient, I have to say.

I just like seeing how high I can kick. And rolling up into a ball, and fitting into small spaces, and generally doing things I haven't been able to do since I was 5. Only better.

It's also fun to see the looks on people's faces when I lean against a wall upside-down (while standing on my shoulders). I'm really good at that.

To those of us that are a little bit more relaxed about it, it's nothing more then becoming better (faster, stronger, smarter, longer lived, disease free and whatnot) then what our bodies limit us to. I mean we already do it to an extend by fixing something that's gone wrong (glasses, hearing aides, pacemakers and more).

I've always wanted to account for sensory limits - welding helmets with light-filtering cameras, soundproofed hearing devices that prevent your ears from hearing too loud of a noise in the first place, etc. 'Course, I've also been kicking around a concept for a self-cooling armor-suit, so I might just be applying Rule of Cool to personal safety gear.

I have a fairly deep voice so I could talk in the background to make all your voices sound higher by comparison.

Pitch is not actually all that important in sounding female. Female voices are higher than male, yes, but not by nearly as much as you think. The most important bit is the harmonics in your voice - cutting out the deep male resonance.

Naturally, this is also the hardest bit.

Don't I know it...

I've actually gotten the resonance to get to head-level fairly reliably, but that deeper bit's still there. >.<

[noparlpf]

This amuses me. Unfortunately 'e' in Chemistry stands for something akin to "trans", so I keep thinking that. And there isn't one for nerdy girls.

[Triscuitable]

...Wow, I knew there was a reason I avoided Tumblr like the plague.

I thought about making one, but I stuck to Wordpress. I never update my Wordpress.

[golentan]

So, after a long night of soul searching, I've decided that my previous bi/straight/gay conundrum wasn't asking the right question. What I'm really attracted to is maturity. I'm 8000+ years old, and I deserve to have a mate with the same sense of scale and sweep, the same long view of history as I do. With that in mind, I've decided to set my sights high. I've found someone new (or old, as you see fit), who I intend to seduce. Like me, she's the re-embodiment of a being who's been alive for millennia. Every time her body dies, she uses the core of her being to acquire a new one, similar to me. She's well known in the biological sciences, and is something of an expert in cloning. And she's also, well, I'll let you read her wikipedia page.

We have so much in common. Plus, she's probably as intelligent as most of the humans I know.

Happy april fools.

[Triscuitable]

So, after a long night of soul searching, I've decided that my previous bi/straight/gay conundrum wasn't asking the right question. What I'm really attracted to is maturity. I'm 8000+ years old, and I deserve to have a mate with the same sense of scale and sweep, the same long view of history as I do. With that in mind, I've decided to set my sights high. I've found someone new (or old, as you see fit), who I intend to seduce. Like me, she's the re-embodiment of a being who's been alive for millennia. Every time her body dies, she uses the core of her being to acquire a new one, similar to me. She's well known in the biological sciences, and is something of an expert in cloning. And she's also, well, I'll let you read her wikipedia page.

We have so much in common. Plus, she's probably as intelligent as most of the humans I know.

Happy april fools.

*GACK* Sorry, I choked on your intelligence for a second.

[Kneenibble]

It's just too difficult for most people. It's a major temptation that nearly makes me commit to the figure skating offer of my primary female best friend/metaphorical sister along with a reason I might choose to start ballet or yoga.

Again it's just difficult. That's why I envy male contortionists, they can have a threesome with only one other person and still be fairly comfortable.

Nnnngh

Quit filling my head with cinnamon thoughts

[supernerd]

Nnnngh

Quit filling my head with cinnamon thoughts

What? I'm sixteen, I'm not gonna have anyone that intimate for quite some time.
Spoilered for the reference to my views on religion:

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Well the only thing that let me feel like I could do it anytime soon was the fact that gays couldn't get married in the eyes of God. But now that my primary male nest friend/metaphorical step brother I've got "it's complicated" status with is pressuring me to do so, and the Lutheran Church has said they will conduct gay marriage ceremonies, it's just a hop, skip, and a jump from being Methodist and then I get to keep the dreams I built my childhood on, and be true to my heart.

[turkishproverb]

...supernerd is adorable when he's like this.

[supernerd]

...supernerd is adorable when he's like this.

What, the I'm a teenager and not going to get laid until I'm older, or the yayz there's actually a point in waiting till marriage?

[Copper]

So, after a long night of soul searching, I've decided that my previous bi/straight/gay conundrum wasn't asking the right question. What I'm really attracted to is maturity. I'm 8000+ years old, and I deserve to have a mate with the same sense of scale and sweep, the same long view of history as I do. With that in mind, I've decided to set my sights high. I've found someone new (or old, as you see fit), who I intend to seduce. Like me, she's the re-embodiment of a being who's been alive for millennia. Every time her body dies, she uses the core of her being to acquire a new one, similar to me. She's well known in the biological sciences, and is something of an expert in cloning. And she's also, well, I'll let you read her wikipedia page.

We have so much in common. Plus, she's probably as intelligent as most of the humans I know.

Happy april fools.

That truly is one sexy tree over there.

[supernerd]

That truly is one sexy tree over there.

I concur, by God do I concur.

[The Bandicoot]

What, the I'm a teenager and not going to get laid until I'm older, or the yayz there's actually a point in waiting till marriage?

It's most likely just "d'aaawwww cute little teenager" I know, it can get annoying.

[noparlpf]

So, after a long night of soul searching, I've decided that my previous bi/straight/gay conundrum wasn't asking the right question. What I'm really attracted to is maturity. I'm 8000+ years old, and I deserve to have a mate with the same sense of scale and sweep, the same long view of history as I do. With that in mind, I've decided to set my sights high. I've found someone new (or old, as you see fit), who I intend to seduce. Like me, she's the re-embodiment of a being who's been alive for millennia. Every time her body dies, she uses the core of her being to acquire a new one, similar to me. She's well known in the biological sciences, and is something of an expert in cloning. And she's also, well, I'll let you read her wikipedia page.

We have so much in common. Plus, she's probably as intelligent as most of the humans I know.

Happy april fools.

I thought this was a serious thing until I reached the last line.

That is quite the attractive tree.

[Lix Lorn]

So, after a long night of soul searching, I've decided that my previous bi/straight/gay conundrum wasn't asking the right question. What I'm really attracted to is maturity. I'm 8000+ years old, and I deserve to have a mate with the same sense of scale and sweep, the same long view of history as I do. With that in mind, I've decided to set my sights high. I've found someone new (or old, as you see fit), who I intend to seduce. Like me, she's the re-embodiment of a being who's been alive for millennia. Every time her body dies, she uses the core of her being to acquire a new one, similar to me. She's well known in the biological sciences, and is something of an expert in cloning. And she's also, well, I'll let you read her wikipedia page.

We have so much in common. Plus, she's probably as intelligent as most of the humans I know.

Happy april fools.

I must challenge her for your affections!

...what kind of contest can I even have with a tree?

[golentan]

I must challenge her for your affections!

...what kind of contest can I even have with a tree?

Must... Resist... Urge... To make... Joke... About...

"wood..."

[supernerd]

^good job, you're just as mature after 8000ish years as I am after 16. *claps slowly* you know we love you and all six of your arms.

It's most likely just "d'aaawwww cute little teenager" I know, it can get annoying.

I've been told I'm rather attractive, and I just reached age of consent in my state on the 7th of March, so I'm an adrosexual cis male.

[Qaera]

Well, to impress her, you could use Performance or Archery.

~ ♅

[golentan]

^good job, you're just as mature after 8000ish years as I am after 16. *claps slowly* you know we love you and all six of your arms.

I've been told I'm rather attractive, and I just reached age of consent in my state on the 7th of March, so I'm an adrosexual cis male.

Maturity is a word boring people use to describe themselves. And crazy is the word they use for fun people.

Besides, the dirty old guy is a staple of fiction everywhere.

[Rawhide]

Some of you may appreciate this:
Part 1 (recap)
Part 2 (cumulation)

[supernerd]

Maturity is a word boring people use to describe themselves. And crazy is the word they use for fun people.

Besides, the dirty old guy is a staple of fiction everywhere.

This is the best thing I've heard in forever.

[Triscuitable]

This is the best thing I've heard in forever.

Signature worthy quote?

[KenderWizard]

I forgive you. xD

Our? Us?
Kender is Legion.

No, silly, me and any other half-Sidhe!

It's just too difficult for most people. It's a major temptation that nearly makes me commit to the figure skating offer of my primary female best friend/metaphorical sister along with a reason I might choose to start ballet or yoga.

Again it's just difficult. That's why I envy male contortionists, they can have a threesome with only one other person and still be fairly comfortable.

Not to encourage such disgraceful behaviour , but since it's been mentioned, I'd just like to say that I've taken up yoga and it is wonderful!

By the way, this pony thing is wreckin my head!

[Arachu]

I briefly went "what the... What?" when that whole Pony theme popped up, but I figured it was probably a joke or something and resumed typing. :killjoy:

So, after a long night of soul searching, I've decided that my previous bi/straight/gay conundrum wasn't asking the right question. What I'm really attracted to is maturity. I'm 8000+ years old, and I deserve to have a mate with the same sense of scale and sweep, the same long view of history as I do. With that in mind, I've decided to set my sights high. I've found someone new (or old, as you see fit), who I intend to seduce. Like me, she's the re-embodiment of a being who's been alive for millennia. Every time her body dies, she uses the core of her being to acquire a new one, similar to me. She's well known in the biological sciences, and is something of an expert in cloning. And she's also, well, I'll let you read her wikipedia page.

We have so much in common. Plus, she's probably as intelligent as most of the humans I know.

Happy april fools.

I wish you many many-limbed saplings.

What? I'm sixteen, I'm not gonna have anyone that intimate for quite some time.
Spoilered for the reference to my views on religion:

Spoiler

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Well the only thing that let me feel like I could do it anytime soon was the fact that gays couldn't get married in the eyes of God. But now that my primary male nest friend/metaphorical step brother I've got "it's complicated" status with is pressuring me to do so, and the Lutheran Church has said they will conduct gay marriage ceremonies, it's just a hop, skip, and a jump from being Methodist and then I get to keep the dreams I built my childhood on, and be true to my heart.

*Hugs* I hope things turn out well for you.

What, the I'm a teenager and not going to get laid until I'm older, or the yayz there's actually a point in waiting till marriage?

I'd say it's adorable that you manage to be so romantic when talking about sex. I'm a bit odd, though, so others' mileages probably vary.

I feel a need to randomly glomp someone, but I can't decide who... Maybe I should devise some sort of dice-rolling method, or write down everybody's names and tally or something... That's too much work *HUGS FOR EVERYONE!* >:D

(I've been playing a bit too much Elder Scrolls lately. )

[Mono Vertigo]

Too many ponies.
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