Ménage à 3 III: 47 Seconds Later

[AMX]

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Apparently Eric can drink like a fish. Also, is a double Long Island Iced Tea even possible? That would be the equivalent of eight shots of alcohol.

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I'm pretty sure he's only had half a drink so far...

[Domochevsky]

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I'm pretty sure he's only had half a drink so far...

He's a quite sophisticated drinker, isn't he. :O

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Meanwhile, Sonja should have some serious alcohol poisoning by now. Finishing 5 glasses of that stuff... jeez.

[Weimann]

He's a quite sophisticated drinker, isn't he. :O

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Meanwhile, Sonja should have some serious alcohol poisoning by now. Finishing 5 glasses of that stuff... jeez.

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And before dinner, too. Don't want to be around when that's coming up again. :P

Also, why are we suddenly arbitrarily spoilering this discussion, like we've never done ever before? Is that just a thing we do now? Is it "in"?

[Cen]

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Meanwhile, Sonja should have some serious alcohol poisoning by now. Finishing 5 glasses of that stuff... jeez.

Well 'Sonja' is russian name, so I'm not surprised tht she can drink quantites that would kill normal human beings ;-)

[Yana]

Well there's that, and then there's the fact that she already has nothing going on up there, so there's nothing for the alcohol to kill.

[Radar]

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Apparently Eric can drink like a fish. Also, is a double Long Island Iced Tea even possible? That would be the equivalent of eight shots of alcohol.

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What is so special about 8 shots of vodka? Chuging it all on an empty stomach is a bad idea, but it's not an unreasonable thing to buy one big drink for a long evening. Still, I fully suspect Sonya to barf at the most inappropriate moment (see Double K for a hilarious execution of such a scene - amazing comics with unfortunately slow updates).

[snoopy13a]

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What is so special about 8 shots of vodka? Chuging it all on an empty stomach is a bad idea, but it's not an unreasonable thing to buy one big drink for a long evening. Still, I fully suspect Sonya to barf at the most inappropriate moment (see Double K for a hilarious execution of such a scene - amazing comics with unfortunately slow updates).

I was thinking volume for the glass. You can't put 12 ounces of vodka in a 10 ounce glass, for example.

[Radar]

I was thinking volume for the glass. You can't put 12 ounces of vodka in a 10 ounce glass, for example.

Those glasses look higher then the regular once, so it might fit. On the other hand, the comics fails in elementary psychology and anatomy, why would it be right about such trivialities as physics?

[Wraith]

There is precedent for such a thing - remember Sandra downing a liter bottle of neat vodka in between sentences while she was dating Matt/Didi?

Alcohol poisoning just adds flavour to your NEXT drink, apparently

[Kato]

I was thinking volume for the glass. You can't put 12 ounces of vodka in a 10 ounce glass, for example.

Well, maybe they save up on the other ingredients... No coke, no juice. Just pure liquor. Yummy. Or they use a taller glass?


Well, I'm sure this will happen just as Sonya has planned... Or as well as any pf her plans could possibly go.

[Coidzor]

Well, maybe they save up on the other ingredients... No coke, no juice. Just pure liquor. Yummy. Or they use a taller glass?.

Long Island Iced Tea is supposed to be nothing but liquor or at least liquor and liqueur. Adding non-alcoholic mixers defeats the point.

[Kato]

Long Island Iced Tea is supposed to be nothing but liquor or at least liquor and liqueur. Adding non-alcoholic mixers defeats the point.

Well, it's only about 20% alcoholic beverages...

So... Sonya and Zii, drunk like sailors, not knowing what they are doing? And meanwhile Eric and DiDi out of shear boredom? All of them together? But how will this result in Gary getting cosmis punishment (again)?

[Wraith]

Three incredibly drunk girls, one spineless Gary and one incredibly laid back/oblivious Eric.

At this point, all we're doing is charting the different possibilities and combinations that could occur. The funniest to me, would probably be Sonya getting Eric to take her 'home' to Zii's place (in order to make sure she gets caught by Zii) and somehow ending up in Didi's bed with Yuki either out of a misplaced, drunken love/hate relationship, or for accidentally mistaking her for Zii.

[Traab]

At the rate things are going, the girls all meet up at the emergency room while gary and eric hang out in the lobby chatting about how strange it is that all their lady friends had to get their stomachs pumped at the same time.

[Morph Bark]

Eric is like a law of physics, a universal constant. He remains unaffected, but does affect others.

[Kato]

Ah, the old game of "we'll do it if you do it"... double win for Zii if the guys man up. Then again, I guess she'll kiss DiDi anyway... unless something interferes.

[Domochevsky]

Prediction: They're gonna be into it and turn out gay. Everyone seems to turn gay when Zii is involved. It's some weird power.

[Traab]

Aaaaand Zii still has her love of watching guys go at it.

[Kato]

Aaaaand Zii still has her love of watching guys go at it.

Why wouldn't she? Though, it seems she's doing it mor for the giggles than anything else right now.

[Morph Bark]

SDB is pretty hilarious and strangely aww-worthy.

[The Succubus]

Dangerously Chloe is slowly starting to warm on me - it's incredibly stupid but in a fun sort of way.

[Traab]

I am pretty sure that Didi is unconscious on her feet.

[Coidzor]

Why wouldn't she? Though, it seems she's doing it mor for the giggles than anything else right now.

Or because she views other human beings as primarily playthings for her amusement (when drunk).

[Kato]

SDB is pretty hilarious and strangely aww-worthy.

Hm... I'm a bit bugged by how clichee gay bitchy the two of them are.... yeah, Dillon is self-admitted super ultra mega gay but it still bothers me a bit. Then again, I'd be a hypocrite complaining about people being jealous..

Or because she views other human beings as primarily playthings for her amusement (when drunk).

You mean in the same way the guys treat her and DiDi as a lesbian sex show? Well, while I won't say Zii is doing "good" no one is getting hurt by a gay kiss. And she's not forcing them or anything.

I am pretty sure that Didi is unconscious on her feet.

Yeah. I wonder how Zii is going to get her home.

[Wraith]

You mean in the same way the guys treat her and DiDi as a lesbian sex show? Well, while I won't say Zii is doing "good" no one is getting hurt by a gay kiss. And she's not forcing them or anything.

Let's be fair about this; ALL OF THEM are as bad as each other in this situation. Zii for taking advantage of drunk guys, and the drunk guys for being gullible in the first place.

This comic is very much like a weekend of LARPing - there are no winners, just a bunch of losers and a lot of empty bottles.

[Coidzor]

You mean in the same way the guys treat her and DiDi as a lesbian sex show? Well, while I won't say Zii is doing "good" no one is getting hurt by a gay kiss. And she's not forcing them or anything.

Well, I do seem to recall one of them being kissed against his will by the other one after getting distracted, so I suppose it depends upon your definitions and whether you read it as the other having his will eroded by the other and convinced or just distracted.

They also did not make an offer of a deal and then promptly back out of it once the other part had held up their end. They never tried to trick Zii but were in fact tricked and used by her. Mostly they're stupid and drunk.

So I would not classify these things as the same, considering that the guys did not treat her and DiDi as a lesbian sex show, they went up to flirt and Zii is the one who introduced the idea in the first place after DiDi's actions prompted one of the guys to ask if the two of them were a couple.

I honestly have to wonder if we're reading the same comic here.

Let's be fair about this; ALL OF THEM are as bad as each other in this situation. Zii for taking advantage of drunk guys, and the drunk guys for being gullible in the first place.

Yep, those gullible old people sure are bad because con artists can take advantage of them.

[Kato]

Okay, maybe my comparison was lacking. I still don't think any of the guys are innocent here nor what Zii does is that horrible. Not nice, I guess, but not horrible either. And yeah, sometimes people are at fault if they get themselves tricked like that. Obviously not all the time but sometimes.

[Frozen_Feet]

The guys are trying to take advantage of a bunch of drunk, gullible girls, and the girls are taking advantage of a bunch of drunk, gullible guys.

The only difference is degree of success. I see no moral victors here.

[Coidzor]

The guys are trying to take advantage of a bunch of drunk, gullible girls, and the girls are taking advantage of a bunch of drunk, gullible guys.

The only difference is degree of success. I see no moral victors here.

That assumption only follows if you characterize all interactions between humans that do not already know one another at clubs as trying to take advantage of the other person merely because sex is the objective. Which is possibly fair, I suppose, but seems to mischaracterize the mutual objectification that goes on when people are consensually hooking up.

Of course there's no moral victors, this is Ma3 and this is Zii we're talking about.

Okay, maybe my comparison was lacking. I still don't think any of the guys are innocent here nor what Zii does is that horrible. Not nice, I guess, but not horrible either. And yeah, sometimes people are at fault if they get themselves tricked like that. Obviously not all the time but sometimes.

Not especially horrible, no, it's just an expression of the fact that her character flaws weren't magically fixed by Eric's magical, magical powers of sex and magnificence.

Victim blaming is not a terribly healthy attitude, though, no matter how much you try to qualify it.

[Morph Bark]

This comic is very much like a weekend of LARPing - there are no winners, just a bunch of losers and a lot of empty bottles.

I take offense to that. LARPing is nothing like this comic.