Serpentine's Secretly Sapphic Salacious Sacrarium of Random Banter #180

[Gwyn chan 'r Gwyll]

I think we all do, but don't take Psychology hoping to find out. All you'll get for your trouble is a bunch of overpriced things you have to buy.

Well, more specifically I wish I knew how one person in specific ticks, and I'm FAIRLY CERTAIN I will never know, which just makes me want to know more.

Aren't emotions FUN boys and girls?

[Blue Ghost]

Impressive. I've...been to Alberta, in one city. And I've very briefly (ie, Airport Hotel) been to various other provinces on the way to New Brunswick once. That's it, never have left Canada.

That'll change once I drag you to my place.

[DraPrime]

Well, more specifically I wish I knew how one person in specific ticks, and I'm FAIRLY CERTAIN I will never know, which just makes me want to know more.

Aren't emotions FUN boys and girls?

Very fun indeed.

In other news, constantly brooding about family matters gives me wicked bad insomnia.

[MoonCat]

Yeah, I think I've read that somewhere.

*sigh*, I wish I understood what makes people tick.

Yeah.

Me too. <hugs>

.... Thanks Mooncat. Next time i see a girl with make-up on I'll be thinking about sweaty implied-to-be-gay men covered in half-dried mud

Mud? No, oil with dead skin and dirt.

Which countries, oh well-travelled one? =3

Netherlands, Greece, Turkey, Canada, Czech Republic, Belgium, Luxembourg, France, Germany, Italy, Country Where I Was Born And Wont Name, Switzerland, England are the first I can name, however I know there's more, but I don't recall them well as I was younger when I went there.

Impressive. I've...been to Alberta, in one city. And I've very briefly (ie, Airport Hotel) been to various other provinces on the way to New Brunswick once. That's it, never have left Canada.

<huggles> I'm taking you to America as soon as possible, LaLa.

[LaZodiac]

Oh no I'm being kidnapped, you guys are adorable

[DraPrime]

Netherlands, Greece, Turkey, Canada, Czech Republic, Belgium, Luxembourg, France, Germany, Italy, Country Where I Was Born And Wont Name, Switzerland, England are the first I can name, however I know there's more, but I don't recall them well as I was younger when I went there.

Oooh, places we've been to list! Poland, Ukraine, Lithuania, Latvia, Hungary, Romania, Germany, Slovakia, Czech Republic, France, Italy, Belgium, Netherlands, Luxembourg, England, Scotland, Turkey, Austria, Canada, and Mexico. Oh, and the USA (26 states) of course, but that's just where I live.

<huggles> I'm taking you to America as soon as possible, LaLa.

Bring her to New England!

[Skeppio]

Aww....I've never even left Australia. Worst part is, we're so far from the rest of the world...

And I'm still sick. Blech... :c And it's raining. I wanted to go get something for late-lunch, but I'd get stuck in the rain and cold. :/

[Cobra_Ikari]

Zodi's far too popular with us Americans. She's got people from every corner of the US fighting to be the first to show her their part of the country. =P

...clearly, I'll just have to kidnap her first! >=3

[DraPrime]

Zodi's far too popular with us Americans. She's got people from every corner of the US fighting to be the first to show her their part of the country. =P

...clearly, I'll just have to kidnap her first! >=3

I suggest pistols at dawn to settle this matter.

[MoonCat]

Oooh, places we've been to list! Poland, Ukraine, Lithuania, Latvia, Hungary, Romania, Germany, Slovakia, Czech Republic, France, Italy, Belgium, Netherlands, Luxembourg, England, Scotland, Turkey, Austria, Canada, and Mexico. Oh, and the USA (26 states) of course, but that's just where I live.

Bring her to New England!

Ooh, which states? I've only ever been to Oregon, California, Pennsylvania, and New York. And I don't remember New York.

Nope. She's coming to Washington.

[Cobra_Ikari]

I suggest pistols at dawn to settle this matter.

Very well, good sir. Pistols at dawn it is!

Aaaand now that I know you'll be preoccupied waiting around for me to show up, perfect opportunity to abscond with Zodihugs in the meantime* =3

[DraPrime]

Ooh, which states? I've only ever been to Oregon, California, Pennsylvania, and New York. And I don't remember New York.

Nope. She's coming to Washington.

Washington? That's literally the other end of the country!

Anyways, I've lived in California, Massachusetts, and Rhode Island. I've been to Nevada, Utah, Colorado, Arizona, New Mexico, Texas, Florida, Georgia, Virginia, Maryland, Delaware, Pennsylvania, New York, Connecticut, Vermont, New Hampshire, Maine, Wisconsin, Minnesota, North Dakota, and Montana.

Very well, good sir. Pistols at dawn it is!

Aaaand now that I know you'll be preoccupied waiting around for me to show up, perfect opportunity to abscond with Zodihugs in the meantime* =3

What makes you think I'll be waiting? I'll just follow the tracking device embedded in your spleen and find you before you can abscond with anything.

[MoonCat]

Washington? That's literally the other end of the country!

Then you come over here! My only goal is getting to see LaLa, and for that, she has to be in my state.

ION: Just finished the first episode of Downton Abbey with my parents. Not that great, IMO.

[Cobra_Ikari]

What makes you think I'll be waiting? I'll just follow the tracking device embedded in your spleen and find you before you can abscond with anything.

Psh, rookie mistake. You can totally live without a spleen! You've just provided me with the perfect decoy to throw you off my trail!


...this is getting quite silly, isn't it. >.>

[DraPrime]

Then you come over here! My only goal is getting to see LaLa, and for that, she has to be in my state.

ION: Just finished the first episode of Downton Abbey with my parents. Not that great, IMO.

Hey, don't be selfish. Sharing is caring!

Psh, rookie mistake. You can totally live without a spleen! You've just provided me with the perfect decoy to throw you off my trail!


...this is getting quite silly, isn't it. >.>

That's why I have Blue parachuting in to restrain you until I arrive!

[Blue Ghost]

That's why I have Blue parachuting in to restrain you until I arrive!

Thanks for the parachute, but I'm using it to get to Zodi before all of you. She's MY little sister, y'hear!

[AsteriskAmp]

That'll change once I drag you to my place.

Ooh, which states? I've only ever been to Oregon, California, Pennsylvania, and New York. And I don't remember New York.

Nope. She's coming to Washington.

I must regret to inform you both that until she pays her dues she shall remain under the vigilance of the loan shark lender.

Lesson for today: Don't ask favours from a cartographer who is into soul trading.

Thanks for the parachute, but I'm using it to get to Zodi before all of you. She's MY little sister, y'hear!

You underestimate my wealth. She's my debtor.

You are all over-thinking it, the easiest solution is to simply relocate to Edmonton, which isn't THAT hard...

[Cobra_Ikari]

This feels somehow relevant to what's going on.

So, Zodi, how does it feel to be so popular? =3

[DraPrime]

Thanks for the parachute, but I'm using it to get to Zodi before all of you. She's MY little sister, y'hear!

*pushes detonator*

I knew it was a good precaution to include a self destruct mechanism on your parachute.

[LaZodiac]

It's quite interesting. Also, Pinkhair, I was unware you traded in souls when I recruited you, and have not once sign a deal in blood. I don't think you've got ALL my soul at the very least

[AsteriskAmp]

It's quite interesting. Also, Pinkhair, I was unware you traded in souls when I recruited you, and have not once sign a deal in blood. I don't think you've got ALL my soul at the very least

Oh, you did, remember the pentagon drawing and that one drawing where I asked you to draw a ouija board on the mail, I believe my lawyer did contact you about both. I'm satisfied with parts, that's all I need to sell it along a package to a group of interested persons who will in turn sell a bigger package and so on and so on until a the soul trading bubble bursts.

I do have the written contract for the marketplace, the time schedule was insane and I asked full payment in advance, I have this little locket here with your signature and your voice as well.

[MoonCat]

Hey, don't be selfish. Sharing is caring!

Pffffffffffffffffffffft.

Thanks for the parachute, but I'm using it to get to Zodi before all of you. She's MY little sister, y'hear!

...We;re SIBLINGS, dimwit!

I must regret to inform you both that until she pays her dues she shall remain under the vigilance of the loan shark lender.

I'm sorry, did you forget I took your soul when I named you?

ION: GUYS HELP ME. MY GRANDMOTHER JUST DISCOVERED L33TSPEAK AND MY DAD IS ENCOURAGING IT

[Rockphed]

It's quite interesting. Also, Pinkhair, I was unware you traded in souls when I recruited you, and have not once sign a deal in blood. I don't think you've got ALL my soul at the very least

As Transiberian Orchestra teaches us, nobody actually trades in souls. They just convince you that they trade in souls and then proceed to steal the soul of gullible victims. Also, there is no soul trading bubble. There is a soul train bubble.

[LaZodiac]

Pffffffffffffffffffffft.

...We;re SIBLINGS, dimwit!

I'm sorry, did you forget I took your soul when I named you?

ION: GUYS HELP ME. MY GRANDMOTHER JUST DISCOVERED L33TSPEAK AND MY DAD IS ENCOURAGING IT

Oh dear that is QUITE hilarious. Hope things work out well in THAT situation.

[Asta Kask]

I'll just do this with her and she'll be mine forever. Only I'll do it better than in the clip, obviously.

[The Succubus]

ION: GUYS HELP ME. MY GRANDMOTHER JUST DISCOVERED L33TSPEAK AND MY DAD IS ENCOURAGING IT

Stand back, I'm a quasi medical professional. Give her a link to TVTropes and Cracked and then run.

[Heliomance]

That'll change once I drag you to my place.

B- B- BlueZodiac? Scandal!

[Rawhide]

...ION: GUYS HELP ME. MY GRANDMOTHER JUST DISCOVERED L33TSPEAK AND MY DAD IS ENCOURAGING IT

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[The Succubus]

B- B- BlueZodiac? Scandal!

You'd rather have MoonZodiac?

[Mercenary Pen]

Bring her to New England!

Bring her to Old England! We have a lot more history and stuff.