Serpentine's Secretly Sapphic Salacious Sacrarium of Random Banter #180

[Tragic_Comedian]

Right, I keep on making that mistake.

Forgetting your comb, or Skillrex?

[Rawhide]

Forgetting your comb, or Skillrex?

Comb, of course. She made the mistake a few posts above.

[LaZodiac]

Forgetting your comb, or Skillrex?

Comb, of course. She made the mistake a few posts above.

I was about to say no, but I HAVE lost over 10 combs in my life...

[Devmaar]

*wiggles eyebrows* I was just commenting on the fact that we both seem to surround ourselves with cute girls. And do incredibly nerdy things with them.

That sums up most of my social interactions for the past 2 years

[MoonCat]

I've surrounded myself by nerdy boys none of whom look at me twice and are emotionally stifled. My mother finds this absolutely hilarious, because she did the exact same thing in her twenties.

edit I have a rash on my wrists which is making me paranoid that I somehow caught scabies again...

I have a bug bite on my left wrist that in killing me because I can't scratch it. I can't scratch it because I am afraid of my wrists.

ION: I think my body is determined to be sleep deprived. I do all that work so I'll be able to get 11 hours of sleep and wake at nine, and I end up joltin upright at 6:41. <grumblegrumble>

Still, at least I can see the sunrise.

[HalfTangible]

I hide in my room from girls both nerdy and not and want to cry in terror when I'm spoken to.

Which is odd, because I don't feel afraid, just awkward

[MoonCat]

I hide in my room from girls both nerdy and not and want to cry in terror when I'm spoken to.

Which is odd, because I don't feel afraid, just awkward

<tackleglomps>

[Tragic_Comedian]

I hide in my room from girls both nerdy and not and want to cry in terror when I'm spoken to.

Which is odd, because I don't feel afraid, just awkward

Yeah, it happens.

[MoonCat]

Really? Because whenever I feel socially awkward, I start acting increasingly more outgoing and weird. Totally flip my normal, quiet, snarky, and academic character.

It was mainly because I was so shy around the folks from school earlier that I ended up falling into the ocean face-first.

[Devmaar]

I hide in my room from girls both nerdy and not and want to cry in terror when I'm spoken to.

Which is odd, because I don't feel afraid, just awkward

I used to feel like that. Not just with girls, with people. I still feel awkward with people I don't know well but I'm getting better. Give it time and you'll start to feel more comfortable

[HalfTangible]

<tackleglomps>

Ok, now im scared. This is for the troll face, isn't it?

I used to feel like that. Not just with girls, with people. I still feel awkward with people I don't know well but I'm getting better. Give it time and you'll start to feel more comfortable

I don't want to.

[Dallas-Dakota]

Oh well, I'm excellent with girls, have a big amount of female friends, but as soon as i'l try to do something on the romantic level, my brain just implodes.

[MoonCat]

So, it turns out last night I was sleepwalking. My dad found me at the head of the stairs mumbling something about "a booklet and stuff".

At least I didn't fall down the stairs in my sleep this time.

[LaZodiac]

I've surrounded myself by nerdy boys none of whom look at me twice and are emotionally stifled. My mother finds this absolutely hilarious, because she did the exact same thing in her twenties.

I have a bug bite on my left wrist that in killing me because I can't scratch it. I can't scratch it because I am afraid of my wrists.

ION: I think my body is determined to be sleep deprived. I do all that work so I'll be able to get 11 hours of sleep and wake at nine, and I end up joltin upright at 6:41. <grumblegrumble>

Still, at least I can see the sunrise.

Haha, that sounds actually kind of funny. Also, yay for being surrounded by people in real life!

I forget, why are you afraid of your wrists again?

[Rawhide]

I wish the real world would just stop hassling me.


Also, this one seems appropriate for MoonCat.

[MoonCat]

Haha, that sounds actually kind of funny. Also, yay for being surrounded by people in real life!

I forget, why are you afraid of your wrists again?

Well, I surround myself. I'm pretty sure none of them respect me in the slightest.

I just am.

I wish the real world would just stop hassling me.


Also, this one seems appropriate for MoonCat.

Interesting. Thanks. This must be the first time I've been called 'not crazy'.

[Rawhide]

Interesting. Thanks. This must be the first time I've been called 'not crazy'.

If you're going to go insane, be rich, because then you're not crazy, you're eccentric.


P.S. I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

[HalfTangible]

Well, I surround myself. I'm pretty sure none of them respect me in the slightest.

Do they turn their heads in unison when you enter a room and watch until you leave, shower adoration upon you, follow you around like puppies, and listen to everything you say like gospel? If you answered 'yes' to any of these questions, then no, probably not

I just am.

That's... a strange phobia I mean you're essentially afraid of yourself.

[MoonCat]

If you're going to go insane, be rich, because then you're not crazy, you're eccentric.


P.S. I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

~Terry Pratchett

Do they turn their heads in unison when you enter a room and watch until you leave, shower adoration upon you, follow you around like puppies, and listen to everything you say like gospel? If you answered 'yes' to any of these questions, then no, probably not

That's... a strange phobia I mean you're essentially afraid of yourself.

No,t hey just insult me, never listen to anything I say, and outright inore when I show up sometimes.

Nope. Just a small part of myself which I refuse to look at or touch.

[Rawhide]

Do they turn their heads in unison when you enter a room and watch until you leave, shower adoration upon you, follow you around like puppies, and listen to everything you say like gospel? If you answered 'yes' to any of these questions, then no, probably not

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cj5NevHMFi0

~Terry Pratchett

Both of those are long before Terry Pratchett, I'm afraid. And the former isn't a direct quote.

[Coidzor]

Nope. Just a small part of myself which I refuse to look at or touch.

Err... You should probably investigate getting some professional help with that, then. Kinda makes life a whole lot less fun.... or ....wait....are we talking about wrists?

...How on earth can you avoid seeing your wrists?

[Teddy]

Err... You should probably investigate getting some professional help with that, then. Kinda makes life a whole lot less fun.... or ....wait....are we talking about wrists?

...How on earth can you avoid seeing your wrists?

Long sleeves?

[Devmaar]

I hide in my room from girls both nerdy and not and want to cry in terror when I'm spoken to.

Which is odd, because I don't feel afraid, just awkward

I used to feel like that. Not just with girls, with people. I still feel awkward with people I don't know well but I'm getting better. Give it time and you'll start to feel more comfortable

[HalfTangible]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cj5NevHMFi0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XB85CB-XW5U

...How on earth can you avoid seeing your wrists?

Keep your arms to your side at all times, or clasp them behind your back. Also, she said 'look at', not 'see'.

No,t hey just insult me, never listen to anything I say, and outright inore when I show up sometimes.

... Uh... so, why do you hang out with these people?

Nope. Just a small part of myself which I refuse to look at or touch.

((I immediately tried to touch my left wrist with my left hand. Couldn't.))

Yes... a small part of yourself.

I used to feel like that. Not just with girls, with people. I still feel awkward with people I don't know well but I'm getting better. Give it time and you'll start to feel more comfortable

You said that already

Ok, now im scared. This is for the troll face, isn't it?


I don't want to.

[MoonCat]

Both of those are long before Terry Pratchett, I'm afraid. And the former isn't a direct quote.

Ah, I was only referring to the first one, which I thought was his idea.

Err... You should probably investigate getting some professional help with that, then. Kinda makes life a whole lot less fun.... or ....wait....are we talking about wrists?

...How on earth can you avoid seeing your wrists?

Nope. Professional help would try and expose me to wrists to help me. I'd rather have spiders crawling on me that that.

I just don't look at them. My problem is the veiny underside, the top is fine. The biggest problem is when other people rest their heads on their hands and bend them backwards. Sometimes I have to ask my parents to turn their hands around when they do that.

[LaZodiac]

Well, I surround myself. I'm pretty sure none of them respect me in the slightest.

I just am.

Interesting. Thanks. This must be the first time I've been called 'not crazy'.

Ok. I'd scratch your wrists for you if I could.

[MoonCat]

... Uh... so, why do you hang out with these people?

((I immediately tried to touch my left wrist with my left hand. Couldn't.))

Yes... a small part of yourself.

Only smart people around.

Yeah, but it's other people's wrists that really are my problem. I can ignore my own perfectly well.


ION: MoonCat is currently wearing jeans. MoonCat hates wearing jeans. MoonCat is currently exceedingly pissed.

Ok. I'd scratch your wrists for you if I could.

NO. That's probably the wirt tihng it the wortld LALa thanks for the sufgggestiong but even tihnkign aobut t iss making me freal the hell out.

[Asta Kask]

NO. That's probably the wirt tihng it the wortld LALa thanks for the sufgggestiong but even tihnkign aobut t iss making me freal the hell out.

What happened here?

[HalfTangible]

Only smart people around.

Being smart is no excuse for being a jerk >.>

ION: MoonCat is currently wearing jeans. MoonCat hates wearing jeans. MoonCat is currently exceedingly pissed.

....

HalfTangible is trying not to make the obvious joke...

[MoonCat]

What happened here?

I started hyperventilating, punched my couch, and then tried to reply as fast as possible.

Being smart is no excuse for being a jerk >.>

....

HalfTangible is trying not to make the obvious joke...

No, it isn't.


I don't get it.