Mercenary Pen's Meticulously Planned Machine of Prose Random Banter #182

[MoonCat]

MoonCat is off to the first Mock Trial meeting of the year!

Oh, and she started silently crying in History today, and she got a friend pissed at her and she isn't sure why, and she got the group of Intellectual Emotionally Withdrawn *******s mad at her too, although she knows why, and she has a lot of homework and not very much time left in between all the stuff she has to do today.

See you guys at eight pm, when I'll be starting my six classes of homework.

[Cobra_Ikari]

MoonCat is off to the first Mock Trial meeting of the year!

Oh, and she started silently crying in History today, and she got a friend pissed at her and she isn't sure why, and she got the group of Intellectual Emotionally Withdrawn *******s mad at her too, although she knows why, and she has a lot of homework and not very much time left in between all the stuff she has to do today.

See you guys at eight pm, when I'll be starting my six classes of homework.

Good luck! ^_^

*hugs tight, offers to talk about it, if that would help* =\

Will be looking forward to your return, and keeping a few hugs available for you.

[Mutant Sheep]

MoonCat is off to the first Mock Trial meeting of the year!

Oh, and she started silently crying in History today, and she got a friend pissed at her and she isn't sure why, and she got the group of Intellectual Emotionally Withdrawn *******s mad at her too, although she knows why, and she has a lot of homework and not very much time left in between all the stuff she has to do today.

See you guys at eight pm, when I'll be starting my six classes of homework.

Intellecuals are always upset, History makes EVERYONE cry (though I doubt that was why. ), and high school women get pissed at their friends all the time.

Why, its already 7:30! Oh wait. Chick-ah-gao.

[AtlanteanTroll]

Man, Moonie, I can only think of one six letter word that would ever have be censored, and I really hope you aren't using it.

[Mutant Sheep]

Man, Moonie, I can only think of one six letter word that would ever have be censored, and I really hope you aren't using it.

She just said *****. She censored the "e" in the "es". I hope.

[Amidus Drexel]

I think that comes out to seven letters, actually.

[Mutant Sheep]

I think that comes out to seven letters, actually.

So it does. I should learn to 1. speel. and 2. count.

Wait, thats 8 letters. (including the s). IM CONFUSED. /is confused. Ah well, if I don't know the word, good for me. If I do and forgot, also good.

[AtlanteanTroll]

I think that comes out to seven letters, actually.

If it's the word I think it is then, it doesn't even really need to be censored ... So now I'm just confused.

[Cobra_Ikari]

I can think of three seven-letter words that would be censored...maybe. Also, I use "asshat" a lot, and that's 6 letters. Probably not the one you were thinking of, though...but then, I enjoy the more fun curses. =3

[Mynxae]

This extremely attractive guy (abs, muscles, hair, eyes, smile, he has everything!) has been talking to me on Facebook for a whole day now, and I just don't know what to do... He says I'm a close friend of his and we know each other quite well, and he types in a way that seems familiar (and looks kinda familiar too, how could I forget that?!) but I frankly can't remember him..

Then I asked a friend of his (and a good friend of mine) about him, and he said that his Facebook name isn't his real name. But the guy has stopped talking to me now, and this other friend (Mitch) says that this hot guy (Sam) doesn't want Mitch to tell me his real name. Gah!

Also, hugs for Moonie <3

[Serpentine]

I saw some truly magnificent roosters in Indonesia. For example:

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Sadly, I think he was destined for the fighting rink - cockfighting's very popular over there, apparently.

[Mutant Sheep]

This extremely attractive guy (abs, muscles, hair, eyes, smile, he has everything!) has been talking to me on Facebook for a whole day now, and I just don't know what to do... He says I'm a close friend of his and we know each other quite well, and he types in a way that seems familiar (and looks kinda familiar too, how could I forget that?!) but I frankly can't remember him..

Then I asked a friend of his (and a good friend of mine) about him, and he said that his Facebook name isn't his real name. But the guy has stopped talking to me now, and this other friend (Mitch) says that this hot guy (Sam) doesn't want Mitch to tell me his real name. Gah!

Also, hugs for Moonie <3

I love how facebook lets us see shirtless pics. Abs on a guy you barely know if at all...

I saw some truly magnificent roosters in Indonesia. For example:

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Sadly, I think he was destined for the fighting rink - cockfighting's very popular over there, apparently.

DAMN. Those LEGS!

[MoonCat]

Oh, he,y it's 3:30. now I begin my homework.

high school women get pissed at their friends all the time.

It's a guy...

[Mutant Sheep]

Oh, he,y it's 3:30. now I begin my homework.



It's a guy...

3:30? Where the HELL do you live now, Moonie?

Ah. Still. High school. Teenagers are messed up, woman. (Malefolk are just stupid. Womenfolk are the crazy ones. )

[MoonCat]

3:30? Where the HELL do you live now, Moonie?

Ah. Still. High school. Teenagers are messed up, woman. (Malefolk are just stupid. Womenfolk are the crazy ones. )

I meant nine.

Dude... Just stop it. Please. I feel knda worse now. I'm sorry.

[Logic]

I have returned from fake war victorious! Take that, fake OpFor!

[Mutant Sheep]

Dude... Just stop it. Please. I feel knda worse now. I'm sorry.

*hug?*

*blabbers about how he should sleep or will perish*

[Serpentine]

It's alright MoonCat. I'm sure once you talk to your friend it'll get sorted out quick-smart, and pretty much everyone feels that way about school work. I recommend writing it all down, breaking it down into doable pieces, prioritising it, and striking each one off as it gets done.

[LaZodiac]

I meant nine.

Dude... Just stop it. Please. I feel knda worse now. I'm sorry.

*hugs tightly* Feel better soon Moonie

[Cobra_Ikari]

*greets Moonie with the promised hugs, points to chat if in need of talks, offers bowl of ice cream and your favorite drink if not up for that*

[Tragic_Comedian]

You could just blow off the work for hours and hours while you go do something really fun, then come home at 2:15 A.M. and realize, "Oh my gosh, my paper is due at 8 A.M.!" and then not get any sleep.

But maybe that advice is too personal. Ah well, hakuna matata.

I have returned from fake war victorious! Take that, fake OpFor!

Hooray!

[Mynxae]

Sick of being stressed and being blamed for everything that I didn't do... Sometimes I just wish for death.

[HalfTangible]

Sick of being stressed and being blamed for everything that I didn't do... Sometimes I just wish for death.

Mass murder is not the answer.

... It gets better later.

[Teddy]

Automata Theory is way too easy for me. Our lecturer informed us that we were about to go into one of the trickier elements of the course (non-regular languages), and especially told us to stay alert during the proof of the pumping theorem. I understood that one almost immediately (after I'd realised what he meant by N-block). I probably need a little more challenge if I'm to stay awake in the lectures.

Luckily enough for me, Minecraft is a perfect stimulant. It may have a negative impact on the attentiveness of anyone sitting right next to me, however...

ION:
Since you asked so nicely, I went around and posted a whole bunch of pictures in the You thread just for you, Moonie (and anyone else interested in a scrawny boy who might or might not be wearing a shirt at all times).

[Cobra_Ikari]

Automata Theory is way too easy for me. Our lecturer informed us that we were about to go into one of the trickier elements of the course (non-regular languages), and especially told us to stay alert during the proof of the pumping theorem. I understood that one almost immediately (after I'd realised what he meant by N-block). I probably need a little more challenge if I'm to stay awake in the lectures.

Luckily enough for me, Minecraft is a perfect stimulant. It may have a negative impact on the attentiveness of anyone sitting right next to me, however...

ION:
Since you asked so nicely, I went around and posted a whole bunch of pictures in the You thread just for you, Moonie (and anyone else interested in a scrawny boy who might or might not be wearing a shirt at all times).

...scrawny? You're not scrawny. And some of those later ones could be used if they ever made, like, a lumberjack pinup calendar.

Also, it wasn't until I saw you with your shirt off that I realized how much you look like a kid I went to school with.

...who I never saw shirtless, so I'm not sure why that triggered the recognition button in my head. >.>

[Mutant Sheep]

Automata Theory is way too easy for me. Our lecturer informed us that we were about to go into one of the trickier elements of the course (non-regular languages), and especially told us to stay alert during the proof of the pumping theorem. I understood that one almost immediately (after I'd realised what he meant by N-block). I probably need a little more challenge if I'm to stay awake in the lectures.

Luckily enough for me, Minecraft is a perfect stimulant. It may have a negative impact on the attentiveness of anyone sitting right next to me, however...

ION:
Since you asked so nicely, I went around and posted a whole bunch of pictures in the You thread just for you, Moonie (and anyone else interested in a scrawny boy who might or might not be wearing a shirt at all times).

Fake-sleep Teddy is silly lookin teddy. Nice dragon. (*Makes stupid uninformed comment on how you should die of frostbite, being shirtless like that up north*)

[LaZodiac]

Automata Theory is way too easy for me. Our lecturer informed us that we were about to go into one of the trickier elements of the course (non-regular languages), and especially told us to stay alert during the proof of the pumping theorem. I understood that one almost immediately (after I'd realised what he meant by N-block). I probably need a little more challenge if I'm to stay awake in the lectures.

Luckily enough for me, Minecraft is a perfect stimulant. It may have a negative impact on the attentiveness of anyone sitting right next to me, however...

ION:
Since you asked so nicely, I went around and posted a whole bunch of pictures in the You thread just for you, Moonie (and anyone else interested in a scrawny boy who might or might not be wearing a shirt at all times).

Glad to see you're having...fun, I guess, with your school course

As for your pictures, I should arrest you. Taking off that shirt is like firing off a deadly weapon. I mean this is the best way possible.

[Mynxae]

ION:
Since you asked so nicely, I went around and posted a whole bunch of pictures in the You thread just for you, Moonie (and anyone else interested in a scrawny boy who might or might not be wearing a shirt at all times).

Teddy is hawt. Couldn't help myself but say that..

[Mutant Sheep]

Teddy is hawt. Couldn't help myself but say that..

Wait wait wait... People can resist doing that?

[Elemental]

Wait wait wait... People can resist doing that?

I can. But I'm certifiably strange.