Mercenary Pen's Meticulously Planned Machine of Prose Random Banter #182

[AtlanteanTroll]

I thought I'd share this with you guys.

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It's a limited edition Dragon Ball orange soda from Japan that I just got for my Birthday. I am never drinking this.

[LaZodiac]

You fool, you must drink it! But save the can!

[Amidus Drexel]

*insert over 9000 joke here*

Although I'm pretty sure that was a different... season? show? There were a whole bunch of Dragonball shows. I don't remember which one that's from.

[Cobra_Ikari]

You fool, you must drink it! But save the can!

Get two. Drink one. Lock one in a safe and bury it for posterity. =3

[Mutant Sheep]

Get two. Drink one. Lock one in a safe and bury it for posterity. =3

Bury? You fool! The bugs will eat the safe and go saiyan! THE EARTH WOULDN't stand such power! /badly remembered quote about freiza

[AtlanteanTroll]

You fool, you must drink it! But save the can!

But then it's not in mint condition anymore!

*insert over 9000 joke here*

Although I'm pretty sure that was a different... season? show? There were a whole bunch of Dragonball shows. I don't remember which one that's from.

No. Dragonball is all Dragonball. The US added Z after the time skip to make things easier ... GT is it's own non-canon, monstrosity though.

Get two. Drink one. Lock one in a safe and bury it for posterity. =3

They're not exactly easy to get a hold of. I have no clue how my mom got that one for me.

Bury? You fool! The bugs will eat the safe and go saiyan! THE EARTH WOULDN't stand such power! /badly remembered quote about freiza

It's a Yajirobe can, if the ants eat it, they'll just get fat.

[Mutant Sheep]

But then it's not in mint condition anymore!


No. Dragonball is all Dragonball. The US added Z after the time skip to make things easier ... GT is it's own non-canon, monstrosity though.


They're not exactly easy to get a hold of. I have no clue how my mom got that one for me.


It's a Yajirobe can, if the ants eat it, they'll just get fat.

?.. But mints melt... why is that even a term? xD

Excuse me,nbutvwhat is this "DT" you spek of? I'm fairly certain no suchnthing happened.n

Scared someonebwith hervpower level,mwhichbwas slightly over 13.

FAT ANTS ARE SAIYAN ANTS!

[LaZodiac]

When something is newly created, it is said to be "newly minted"

This is were the term "mint condition" comes from.

[MoonCat]

?.. But mints melt... why is that even a term? xD

You're joking, of course...?

[Amidus Drexel]

Speaking of mints... I wonder if I have any.

Edit: Ah, here we go. Too bad they're not Altoids, though.

[AtlanteanTroll]

?.. But mints melt... why is that even a term? xD

Excuse me,nbutvwhat is this "DT" you spek of? I'm fairly certain no suchnthing happened.n

Scared someonebwith hervpower level,mwhichbwas slightly over 13.

FAT ANTS ARE SAIYAN ANTS!

Dude. My currently inebriated, clinically depressed friend is using better English than you are right now.

Chill.

[Mutant Sheep]

Dude. My currently inebriated, clinically depressed friend is using better English than you are right now.

Chill.

*blubbers about how he was using the iPad and how iPad no likey him.*

*Wonders why he said blubber" when "blabber" is so much nicer of a word.*

[Tragic_Comedian]

Poor Choff. I still like you.

[Elemental]

?.. But mints melt... why is that even a term? xD

It's a reference to coins. They are, after all, in their best condition as soon as they've been struck. Which takes place in a mint.

[Mutant Sheep]

It's a reference to coins. They are, after all, in their best condition as soon as they've been struck. Which takes place in a mint.

Yes yes, Lala already explained to me why i shouldn't try to tell jokes.

Thanks Trag. I don't hate you either.

[Tragic_Comedian]

Yes yes, Lala already explained to me why i shouldn't try to tell jokes.

Thanks Trag. I don't hate you either.

Get on chat.

[AtlanteanTroll]

Get on chat.

You fix your AIM.

[Rawhide]

You fix your AIM.

My AIM is terrible, I keep missing.

[Amidus Drexel]

Just cast true strike.

[Mutant Sheep]

Get on chat.

I HAS. NO U. BWURGLE. *doesn't WANT school tomorrow*

[Mynxae]

How old are you mister sheepy? O.o I thought you were like in your 20's or something..

[Mutant Sheep]

How old are you mister sheepy? O.o I thought you were like in your 20's or something..

Doooood. I'm 15. I act below my age, yeah, but not THAT low. (I do feel out of place in the worlds of 20-somethings though. Brother's friends, you people... its all 'whay am I expected to be mature around these centurians decadians?')

[AtlanteanTroll]

Doooood. I'm 15. I act below my age, yeah, but not THAT low.

I keep forgetting you've turned 15...

[Mynxae]

Then how can you drink at your age young man? Tsk tsk..

[Mutant Sheep]

Then how can you drink at your age young man? Tsk tsk..

I was drinkin'? WHERE? .

(I reiterate: I NO WANNA SCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOL. )

[MoonCat]

Mrrgh, school. I've entertained myself today by finally doing my homework and writing in increasingly fancy/complicated fonts various phrases not in English.

For example, decorating each of my notebooks with "cogito ergo sum', with the exception of my French notebook which got 'je pense donc [not entirely sure if that was the right word to use, by the way] je suis'

Which reminds me, my French teacher was impressed by my use of a complex sentence this year. I'm in French 2. <head slam desk sharp conjunction with>

ION: My dad just suggested I read a book called "Between Shades of Grey". My head actually hurts form how hard I laughed.

[Rawhide]

ION: My dad just suggested I read a book called "Between Shades of Grey". My head actually hurts form how hard I laughed.

It actually has nothing to do with that... other thing. (Note: It would appear that the book probably includes elements that can't be discussed on the forums.)

[Mutant Sheep]

Mrrgh, school. I've entertained myself today by finally doing my homework and writing in increasingly fancy/complicated fonts various phrases not in English.

For example, decorating each of my notebooks with "cogito ergo sum', with the exception of my French notebook which got 'je pense donc [not entirely sure if that was the right word to use, by the way] je suis'

Which reminds me, my French teacher was impressed by my use of a complex sentence this year. I'm in French 2. <head slam desk sharp conjunction with>

ION: My dad just suggested I read a book called "Between Shades of Grey". My head actually hurts form how hard I laughed.

... Look, I love Locke as much as the next stupid idiot, but you can't have intelligent thought be your main criteria for life. (It IS Locke right? Its SOMEONE from that time period, I'm not good at those names. Cant have been Hobbes... Descartes? That Russian lady wheoever-she-was? Augh. Noticeable personages of Enlightenment Europe disagree with me alot.) But I haven't read much writings and am blind on the context of said sentence, so I can't elaborate much. Latin phrases are painful in that English lacks the finesse to effectively translate the thought and poetry right. It always comes out... clunky. And I have trouble talking about clunky translations because I always get the wrong context or interpret it wrong.)

Edit: Yes Moonie, Between Shades is NOT NOT NOT Fifty Shades. Also, you think your dad would suggest THAT to you? Yeesh. Go slap him with the Similarion.

[Tragic_Comedian]

It's Descartes.

[Mutant Sheep]

It's Descartes.

Ah. Iwas close.

Wait, how do you know?.. TRAG KNOWS TRIVIA ABOUT THE ENLIGHTMENTMENT! RUN!