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Thread: Birth of a God.
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2012-09-26, 10:23 PM (ISO 8601)
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Birth of a God.
Story Time!
So, long story short, our current DM has a preference for torturing his PCs and eldritch horrors. So when a player in our group decides he wants to play a binder our DM decided to implement a random table on the off chance he wanted to summon things blindly. So, the player (lvl8) decides at the beginning of meet he's going to try to summon blindly.
He rolls in the high 30s on his binder score twice for two separate vestiges.
The dm rolls on his random tables. I've got the seat directly to his right. I see the rolls. 100 and 99.
Now, this is a player that normally has consistently bad rolls. Absolutely terrible rolls. Rolls that make me shiver just thinking about them.
I'll reiterate, rolled stupid high on his binder check, then got a 100 and 99 respectively.
This man brings Azathoth and Great Cthulhu himself into the Prime material.
The great arcane tower that we have been exploring was ripped asunder as roiling pink nuclear fire pierces the heavens and forms a great tree in the sky as Azathoth manifests.
The seas around the island this once-magnificent tower rests upon rushes away and the tower itself is pushed upwards as R'lyeh itself rushes to the surface. Somehow, we all make our will saves to avoid insanity in the presence of these great and terrible entities.
The power of these two are enough to drive our little binder to madness as his mind is assaulted by the very embodiments of primordial insanity itself. The combined might of these two beings inhabiting his body elevate him to the power of other primordial beings such as Asmodeus and the Queen of Blades herself.
He could only contain their power for a short minute. But during that time he remade reality... Ripping the planes of the Gray Wastes of Hades, four levels of the Abyss, and four levels of Bator right out of the inter-planar network and reforms them into his image as single plane of existence. Now, the denizens around the tower, and the inhabitants of those planes, were reshaped into his image. Creating a whole new race, which he scattered across the planes and gave them the ability to infect others with his taint and thus spread the Word of Chaos. Basically in the blink of an eye, he tore reality asunder while the other divines could do nothing but watch helplessly. Then created a whole new race and enough followers to officially elevate him to Divine Rank 10.
Oh, his final act before losing the might of the Elder Gods was to recreate the tower as a living draconic sentient construct, which can no longer be touched by the presence of Primordial Beings such as himself. Now, me and the surviving PCs are hauling ass north to avoid the backlash of this void in reality that was his Ascension. Also, the dragon-city is following us. So far it seems pretty chill.
Finally, he's officially pissed off all the other gods. Even Ao was like "wtf mate?".
The end. Discuss!Last edited by LanSlyde; 2012-09-26 at 10:28 PM.
Originally Posted by Gary Gygax;
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2012-09-26, 10:46 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Birth of a God.
I laughed so hard, and was at the same time thoroughly impressed.
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2012-09-26, 10:49 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: What is this!? Oh my god?! I don't even.
Not quite so epic, but....
From a game I deny having any involvement in:
Tony: The first thing I want to do is call up Honest Abdul: "I have money to burn!"
DM: Hearing the word "money", Honest Abdul appears at your elbow with a happy smile. "What items of most excellent quality can I offer you, for a price just barely enough to keep my pitiful children from starving?"
Tony: "I want to buy a copy of the Necronomicon. I'll offer everything I have, plus a guitar string."
DM: Ooooookay. Honest Abdul has a copy, certainly, and if you're offering everything you have....plus a guitar string...he'll certainly make the trade. What do you do next?
Tony: I read it. Aloud.
DM: Tony...I know you know better. You really want to do this?
Tony: Oh yes. Definitely.
DM shrugs, reaches under table, pulls out a giant Cthulhoid figure and puts it on the map.
DM: You know, I spent two months trying to figure out a way to trick you guys into doing that, and you do it voluntarily in the first three minutes.
Tony: When you run a game, it just brings out my urge to destroy the entire world.Last edited by Laserlight; 2012-09-26 at 10:54 PM.
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2012-09-26, 10:56 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Birth of a God.
So.. there's at least a 1/1000 chance of calling in Cthulhu, every time you Bind? By probability, if you're binding one vestige each day, the whole Mythos should be tearing up the Prime Material every few years or so.
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2012-09-26, 11:00 PM (ISO 8601)
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2012-09-26, 11:06 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Birth of a God.
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2012-09-26, 11:07 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Birth of a God.
Hey! I don't torture... Just.. Give you guys enough rope is all. I can't help it that there is always one person who apparently took Craft: Noose.
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2012-09-26, 11:17 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Birth of a God.
Not sure what there really is to discuss about a scenario like that. You did the right thing (i.e. haul ass), so... yay?
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2012-09-26, 11:28 PM (ISO 8601)
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2012-09-27, 12:29 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Birth of a God.
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2012-09-27, 02:33 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Birth of a God.
So, long story short, our current DM has a preference for torturing his PCs and eldritch horrors.
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2012-09-27, 02:46 AM (ISO 8601)
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2012-09-27, 08:12 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Birth of a God.
In all seriousness tho, what would you guys have done in that situation?
Originally Posted by Gary Gygax;
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2012-09-27, 10:41 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Birth of a God.
What you described, though visually cool, was essentially a cutscene. There's nothing to really do in that instance but run, and wait for the plot hook that will eventually (potentially) lead to you fixing everything - possibly gaining a lot of levels in the interim.
Well, I suppose you could have stuck around instead, but I can't imagine what a level 8 party could do to impact events of that magnitude.Plague Doctor by Crimmy
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Re: Birth of a God.
Well, depends on the character. I played a chaos-worshipper once, she probably would have stayed, in awe, and died.
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2012-09-27, 12:34 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Birth of a God.
He's Divine Rank 10,
You worship him.
You get your spells, you now can never go against your deity's code.
You can ask him for favours directly.
And you tell me what the race he made was, I want to know.Roleplay is Important Alway come Prepared
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2012-09-27, 12:52 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Birth of a God.
With our group it's usually less "Craft (Noose)" and more "in trying to perform amazing rope tricks, little Timmy failed to notice the nearby cliff and tumbled over the edge. As he fell the rope found its way around his neck and the rest is told by the headless body at the bottom of the gorge alongside the smashing new paint job."
Your less than healthy obsession with ancient and terrible eldritch abominations from beyond the stars often leads to the eventual strangulation of any normalcy to be had in what might have otherwise been just a regular f**k up. On the other hand, that sort of thing just happens to cling to you like a bad rash. If you knew how many times I had to re-roll when you used The Hat because it rolled 10,000: The Stars Are Right...
That said, it makes for an exciting tale of one poor bastard (who likely just wanted to bind the vestige of an ancient and powerful chef so he could use his abilities to craft himself a sandwich) summoning the very essence of everything WRONG with the universe and then proceeding to somehow turn it around and achieve some manner of munificently benevolent benefit. Also, it provides a picture perfect example of "the best laid schemes of mice and men" going awry. Kind of sorry I had to miss it. However, knowing my luck, if I HAD been there he would likely have failed miserably to maintain control of his mind. He would likely then have gone bats**t insane and killed everyone. It all worked out for the best. Here's to next week's session and a swift end to things with tentacles on their face asking the party if they'd like a moustache ride!Last edited by Black Cross; 2012-09-30 at 04:11 AM.
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Re: Birth of a God.
I wanna see the stats for this race, plane, and the domain of this deity if and when they become available!
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