Results 961 to 990 of 1509
-
2013-02-10, 06:26 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Aug 2010
- Location
- 127.0.0.1
- Gender
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
* When an Inevitable shows up with an army of Formians to arrest you for a crime, it's best if you comply
** When they escort you to the plane of Mechanus for trial, you know you must've done something REALLY wrong
*** When the High Arbitar for the trial is a construct, it just might be a hint that you won't be able to talk your way out of this.
**** When they finally tell you what you're accused of, and it turns out to be breaking a law placed to stop a warmongering civilization that collapsed over a thousand years ago, you better hope they believe you when you tell them that you aren't part of that civilization
***** Especially when one of your party members is a Warforged made by said civilization (albeit with a different mind (long story, just suffice it to say that Gnomes were involved))
-
2013-02-10, 07:13 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Aug 2010
- Location
- Australia
- Gender
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
* When the inevitables decided to create a new model just to kill you, you shouldn't continue breaking the laws of existance.
Spoiler: Old Avatar by Aruiushttp://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q56/Zeritho/Koboldbard.png
-
2013-02-10, 09:10 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Oct 2009
- Location
- Boston, MA
- Gender
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
-
2013-02-10, 11:12 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- May 2010
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
Imagine if all real-world conversations were like internet D&D conversations...
Protip: DnD is an incredibly social game played by some of the most socially inept people on the planet - Lev
I read this somewhere and I stick to it: "I would rather play a bad system with my friends than a great system with nobody". - Trevlac
-
2013-02-10, 11:45 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Feb 2013
- Location
- Alabama
- Gender
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
*My bard cannot bluff the head of the local Merchants' Guild into giving him his post in exchange for that puppy I picked up earlier.
**No, playing "Cult of Personality" on my mandolin does NOT give a bonus to my suggestion spell.
***Puppies make terrible helmets. Angry men will, in fact, attack a gnome with a puppy on his head.
-
2013-02-11, 08:35 AM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- May 2008
- Location
- Orlando, FL
- Gender
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
Shadowrun--
- Not allowed to create a Magnetic Anomaly Dectector that picks up plastic.
- Not allowed to let the party Rigger have access to a snow plow ever again.
- Not allowed to recreate the Winchester Mansion while the party still has access to grenades.
- The Rigger is banned from having his drone hitch a ride on the changeling's tail.
- Not allowed to make self defense rolls for the shaman's summond plant spirit and then assume such actions uses up favors. It doesn't.
- Never bring a gun to a mage fight.
-
2013-02-11, 10:24 AM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Jul 2012
- Gender
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
* My wizard is not Tim. Also, not Dean the Expellcaster.
-
2013-02-11, 06:28 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Mar 2012
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
*There is no elf with a magic rune on its body
**May not capture and strip search every elf I come across just in case
*** Ditto for dwarves, gnomes, orcs, or halflings
**** No strip searching NPCs!!!
-
2013-02-11, 10:26 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Nov 2012
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
I may not play a purple worm.
I may not play a remorhaz.
I may not play a were-purple worm.white text is the bestest you might want to look for it
DeviantART
-
2013-02-12, 08:55 AM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Oct 2011
- Location
- The Ruins of Azure City
- Gender
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
* The subrace "high elf" does NOT mean "elf on drugs."
Awesome avatar by I♥P&P!
-
2013-02-12, 08:57 AM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Mar 2010
- Location
- Gridania, Eorzea
- Gender
-
2013-02-12, 09:01 AM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Apr 2010
- Location
- London, EU
- Gender
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
* The subrace "high elf" does NOT mean "elf on drugs."
** It also doesn't mean an elf who carts around a pot with him and stands on it frequently.
**** Or an elf who's head is always in the cloudsπ = 4
Consider a 5' radius blast: this affects 4 squares which have a circumference of 40' — Actually it's worse than that.
Completely Dysfunctional Handbook
Warped Druid Handbook
Avatar by Caravaggio
-
2013-02-12, 10:33 AM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Dec 2012
- Location
- toulouse
- Gender
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
-
2013-02-12, 11:11 AM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Sep 2005
- Gender
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
-
2013-02-12, 12:11 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Apr 2010
- Location
- London, EU
- Gender
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
π = 4
Consider a 5' radius blast: this affects 4 squares which have a circumference of 40' — Actually it's worse than that.
Completely Dysfunctional Handbook
Warped Druid Handbook
Avatar by Caravaggio
-
2013-02-13, 12:15 AM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- May 2011
- Location
- Australia
- Gender
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
*Cannot play a barbarian that is somehow a samurai.
** A single-stroke battle does not result whenever I use howling strike.
* Thunderfoot rage does not mean "Stand back citizen! I take LARGE STEPS!"
**Nor does it mean I'm dancing the charleston, with my sword as the cane.
* Desperate fury is not the definition of insanity.
* Goring charge involves a large cow-man rushing his opponent and heabutting him. It does NOT mean your minotaur launches himself bodily at the target like a human cannonball without the cannon.
*Wreckless charge does mean I have to say sorry.
*My character is not Yoshimitsu.
-
2013-02-13, 08:27 AM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Dec 2012
- Location
- toulouse
- Gender
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
this reminds me:
-my dm's brother is not allowed to model his halfling barbarian on altair.
-my dm's brother is not allowed to model his halfling barbarian on ezio.
-my dm's brother is not allowed to model his halfling barbarian on that third assassin.
-my dm's brother is not allowed to model his halfling barbarian on desmond
-my dm's brother is not allowed to model his halfling barbarian on ANY character from the assassin's creed franchise!
my dm ruled that jumping did not work that way, i said "go for it, at your own risk". he didn't. shame, really
-
2013-02-13, 10:21 AM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Oct 2009
- Location
- Ohio
-
2013-02-13, 11:17 AM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Aug 2010
- Location
- 127.0.0.1
- Gender
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
-
2013-02-13, 11:42 AM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Oct 2009
- Location
- Ohio
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
*I may no longer abuse Dominate Person's description to subvert any order given to me by designating it Nap- or Dinnertime, even if it has precedent in Dwarf Fortress. Not even if it's night, or close to any designated meal/snacktime.
** No, I may not attend parties instead of carrying out orders under the effect of Dominate person either.
-
2013-02-13, 12:14 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Dec 2012
- Location
- toulouse
- Gender
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
it didn't go that far, but his entire concept revolved around: goomba-stomp mook (for damage), then double stab with his short swords... the thing is he weighs like... 40 pounds, and he's level 1, so not enough attacks. so yeah. doesn't really work that way since he was hoping he could legitimately make a mook stumble. he did pull off an incredible AoO jumping off a rooftop onto a fleeing mook though, so that was cool!
-
2013-02-13, 04:09 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Nov 2011
- Location
- Waterdeep
- Gender
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
* I may not jump over an opponent to give myself a flanking bonus until his turn
** If I do happen to do so, I'd best hope to have the sudden leap maneuver or something similar
* I may not use my Eldritch cone as a means of extra propulsion for a jump
** Nor can I use eldritch cone for extra speed while flying
***If I am heard muttering any of the following words in any order I am to expect books to be launched at my face: "Kah" "Meh" or "Hah"
****I may not 'overcharge' my eldritch blast any more. Not even if I use a homebrew feat to be able to do so as a kind of metamagic.Roll for it 5e Houserules and Homebrew
Old Extended Signature
Awesome avatar by Ceika
-
2013-02-14, 02:24 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Dec 2007
- Location
- Stillwater
- Gender
-
2013-02-14, 04:27 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Apr 2010
- Location
- London, EU
- Gender
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
* My Wizard may not have max ranks in Perform(Pinball)
** Especially if he is Deaf, Dumb and Blindπ = 4
Consider a 5' radius blast: this affects 4 squares which have a circumference of 40' — Actually it's worse than that.
Completely Dysfunctional Handbook
Warped Druid Handbook
Avatar by Caravaggio
-
2013-02-14, 04:31 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Feb 2012
- Location
- Far Realms
- Gender
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
*I may no longer use the Black Flame Daggers as a Vrolikai
**Even if their use warrants certain death for the enemy
***I may not designate insane teammates as enemies
****May no longer ask the hooded obyrith lord what her name is*
*****This will result in insanity in the party.
******May no longer play a Vrolikai
*******May no longer touch negative levelsplease note that incoherent posting is incoherent.
-Kymme gets all the credit for my current avatar. ALL OF IT.-
Sig-of-avatars is a GO!
Spoilerby OneCalledBlue; Genderbent Ithlikar
-
2013-02-14, 09:53 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Mar 2011
- Location
- My Campaign Setting
- Gender
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
Here's some:
*in a time-traveling game, I cannot play as a punk teenage kid
**when our time machine malfunctions and sends us back to the biblical era, i cannot try to become the messiah
***sunglasses and a pat on the back do not cure the sick and lame.~The meteorite is the source of the light, and the meteor's just what we see,
and the meteoroid is a stone that's devoid of the fire that propelled it to thee.
And the meteorite's just what causes the light, and the meteor's how it's perceived,
and the meteoroid's a bone thrown from the void that lies quiet in offering to thee.~
Tatzlwyrm Avatar by me.
Extended Sig thisaways.
-
2013-02-15, 12:52 AM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Mar 2008
-
2013-02-15, 12:53 AM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Dec 2010
- Location
- GMT -4
- Gender
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
Those Who Hunt Elves, I'd guess.
-
2013-02-15, 01:23 AM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- May 2011
- Location
- Australia
- Gender
-
2013-02-15, 08:04 AM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Dec 2012
- Location
- toulouse
- Gender
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
this is the best pun i've seen in quite a while. i must try it out on a cleric!
*no, dwarves do not have racial proficiency: skateboard, snowboard
**elves do not have racial proficiency: surfboard, windsurf, windkite
*once again, halflings are not considered projectiles, even with their consent
**said halfling cannot use "hang-time", especially if it's to sneak attack
***what's with me and throwing live projectiles?!
*rule of cool applies in case of natural 20's only
**aaaaaaaand rule of cool is banned