Guild Wars! [Event]

[Lucky]

Sorry about the title... nothing else came to me... I mus apologize to any one who doesn't like Guild Wars; like me, I hate that game!
Anyways...

Hell, let's have another guild war. The Mob's up again, and the goblins have their own army. The gufis are still around, and I'm sure we can drum up a few more armies.

That sounds like some serious fun. I don't know how it was done last time, but doing it as covertly as possible is always awesome, having random hits on each side as opposed to all out war will be brilliant.

I can supply a random skeleton army. Except they'd be cool intelligent skeletons, not brainless skeletons. Well they would be brainless, but they'd still be intelligent. You know what I mean.

I like this idea, mainly because I've been thinking of forming just such a guild lately. I still need to introduce it's main character and assemble the guild from the grounds up, however. But once it's done I'll be ready to war for control of the Town

So that's the general idea, just needs some planning into it.

Also, if you want your "guild" involved, sign up!

Traven for one can throw in a fair number of minions for the Mob.

[Rainspattered]

Aercath's army of the undead will be involved, but their allegiance will have to wait until players reveal themselves. They'll side with the revolutionary force, if this comes down to a revolution. If it's over somethign else, they'll side with the guild(s) they believe to be the least oppressive without being murderous.
EDIT: His army of undead conatins at least 12,000 intelligent undead (some of them probably with class levels of their own, especially the mummies) and 8,000 mindless skeletons and zombies for cannon fodder, essentially. However, Aercath loves his undead and wants as few of them as possible to be hurt in the battle, so the full force will likely not be brought to war.

[Destro_Yersul]

Aercath and Destro could side with each other. Both have undead, both are liches... It could work!

[Rainspattered]

It would work. We'd need to get a third ally to protect us from clerics, of course, but that many udnead would be hard for anythign to come up against.

[Destro_Yersul]

Yeah. Plus Destro's got a couple constructs hanging around. Runic guardians, nimblewrights, that sort of thing. Clerics could be a problem though. We'd have to be sneaky.

[Lucky]

12000? Uh... Traven has about 20 human minions... how will that do? Though I honestly see 12,000 things having trouble being covert, which is the plan for this one. Some outright stuff is ok, but I'd like the majority of it to be secretive, so as to not attract too much attention from them coppers.

[Dispozition]

I can supply angels!

[Lucky]

I'm sorry Dis, but I see something wrong with angels taking part in a violent criminal movement within the underworld.

Just can't put my finger on what.

[Dispozition]

Hey...Dis is an angel...

I'm not talking about the all holy sort...I mean Fallen Angels

[Destro_Yersul]

12000? Uh... Traven has about 20 human minions... how will that do? Though I honestly see 12,000 things having trouble being covert, which is the plan for this one. Some outright stuff is ok, but I'd like the majority of it to be secretive, so as to not attract too much attention from them coppers.

*Thinks for a second*
Oooo! NINJA SKELETONS!

[Renegade Paladin]

Then they'd be subject to the Inverse Ninja Law, though.

[Lucky]

Ooooooooh... Fallen Angels are pretty damn cool.

Ninja skeletons? How can they be silent when their bones clatter together when they walk?

[Destro_Yersul]

Then they'd be subject to the Inverse Ninja Law, though.

Ninja skeletons? How can they be silent when their bones clatter together when they walk?

The solution to both problems is very simple. Only send one at a time, and make sure they've got properly maintained joints.

[The Orange Zergling]

Well, Kekichwe's 'tribe' of Thri-Kreen numbers about 50 combattents. If I can find a logical way to introduce them, I'd be happy to.

Ninja Skeletons? Why not use Ninja Zombies instead? Zombies arent intelligent, but screw the details.

[Death, your friend the Reaper]

*Death places his poster for the

Grim Reapers or The Pink Plague or The Angels of Death*

"Just a few working names" he says with a nod.

"I am looking for an elite task force. When these wars get started though, I may have trouble looking after our members hourglasses, so I may let my members have their hourglass, relying on their *cough hack weeze* honesty."

((Just thought I would put my guild forward, even though I may be the only one. Just a little fun guild. Nothing serious, hope thats allowed))

((I thought I may start a guild, although it may be just me

[Xerillum]

The Miner's guild can be veeeeery covert. considering the innumerable entrances and exits of the mines.

[Sneak]

Vive La Révolucion! Up with the anarchy!

With Sneak as the leader of course.

And secondly...*BLAM!* If a policeman is murdered brutally in a soundproof chamber...does he make a noise?

Signing up the Mafia with Optimus Sneak as the leader.

[Renrik]

The Goblin Statehood Army is enforcing the will of the Goblin Labor Party. We will crush you all.

Signing up the GSA

And Renrik might assassinate someone, as a free agent.

[Madmal]

a criminal guild war? shame for all of you...
of course, that means my guild isn't allowed...darn

[Sophistemon]

The Distinguished Gentleman has things in his basement that no one else knows about. He can probably procure an army.

Or, you know, several armies.

If things boil over expect him to take part, though not on the side of the criminals.

[McBish]

All though there is something in Gent's basement that might join the criminals. Or rather just eat/kill random people

[Rainspattered]

They are in a fortress that doesn't really appear to exist until it's summoned. They'll be covert enough, trust me.

[Flabbicus]

They are in a fortress that doesn't really appear to exist until it's summoned. They'll be covert enough, trust me.

An innocent orphanage filled with children orphaned by the numerous god attacks... I think not!

*Summons the Fortress in the orphanage*


Although that is probably in bad taste...

[Rainspattered]

Come to think of it, I could use my fortress as a weapon, thanks to its materializing abilities.

[Sophistemon]

All though there is something in Gent's basement that might join the criminals. Or rather just eat/kill random people.

Shh! You'll ruin the surprise!

[Lucky]

Ok, well I think that's all the parties then. So, I think everyone should just go and introduce their armies, and we get the show on the road.

[Rainspattered]

Army: Introduced.
See "The Deathkeep" for their introduction. Quite covert, I'd say. Now to wait for other armies to make the first move.

[Destro_Yersul]

Mine's done. They woke up in the woods last night. Or this morning, depending what time zone you're in.

[AmberVael]

Army: Introduced.
See "The Deathkeep" for their introduction. Quite covert, I'd say. Now to wait for other armies to make the first move.

Um. Yes. Yours is definitely covert. Especially compared to mine. Oh, did I say that out loud?

[Rainspattered]

Should we link army-introduction threads here, for ease?
Vael: Well, for our size, we're stealthy. If only there was something we could do about that hideous amount of sand we leave behind.