Police Station VI

[Lord Iames Osari]

GUFIPOLICE STATION

Inside the building there are many people at various desks. They all have something in common, a badge. This badge certifies that they are members of a squad developed and devoted to doing just one thing, stopping crime. They are the GUFIPOLICE.

As you walk into the [Foyer] you can see a large doorway on the right in what you're sure is an outside wall. Looking through it you can see a set of metal stairs leading down to some more cells. A sign above the doorway says

Cell Block Extension

A sign over the front desk reads

Amulets of Trueseeing in Operation. Please leave Lies and Illusions at the door

Behind and to one side of the desk in Captain Iames's office, there is a glowing white portal which leads to his planar realm.

I will update this as often as I can, but please remember that it may not be current.

The Rules:

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If the police get evidence on a crime, and are able to track down the criminal, then we arrest him. The suspect will be in jail for a period of time according to the crime, after which the criminal will be released back into town. Due to rights for a speedy trial, the criminal will be held at max for 48 hours in the station if we can't settle it in court.

If the a criminal makes a successful hit, they will PM the person attacked with evidence. The person hit will only be able to tell us of the evidence. Outright attacks will lead to outright arrests.

{table="head"]The Crime|The Punishment|The Bail
Murder|24 hours|5,500gp per victim
Assault|24 hours|700gp
Resisting Arrest|12 hours|300gp
Vigilanteism/Impersonating an officer|12 hours|500gp
Torture|36 hours|11,000gp
Theft|24 hours or until return of item|Payment for item
Desecration/Vandalism|Community service to repair/clean up of building or desecrated place|200gp
Jay walking|Must spend time walking with 'Conan' to make up for it.|100gp
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To Report A Crime

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GUFIPOLICE members will be identified by a badge in their signature. Anyone posting information in the station without a badge will be considered giving us a 'tip', but if the evidence is not collected by the GUFIPOLICE, it can not be submitted as evidence. Please LINK to the thread where the crime was committed. We play this as real time, so if we enter the building after the crime, all we can do is collect evidence/statements to prove the crime. If we are in the building while the crime is happening, that officer may make an arrest on the spot. If a crime happens, and there is no officer around, then the police don't know (although we may read OOC) that a crime happened.

((To Link,
1. Copy the address line http://www.giantitp...
2. Paste in the post
3. Place the [*url*] tag in front and [*/url*] at the end of the address.
4. Remove the * from the tags above.))

To Kill An Officer

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Also, to murder a member of the police (since we can make arrests on the spot) we agree to abide by the following rules for kills. Normal murders would be the evidence searching thing, but hits on police officers would be different.

1 hit: Arrested
2 hits: Both arrested
3 hits: Police choose one person to arrest, the organization the suspect belongs to (mafia/troupe/temple/horde/gang who decided to group together to make a police kill) members choose another one to be arrested by the police
4 hits: Police choose one person to arrest
5 hits: Organization choose one person to be taken by the police
6 hits: Everyone involved in the attack goes free
10+ hits: every goes free, 3 (Organization chooses who) of the participants cannot be arrested for the next crime they commit.

This must be hits in a row, if a random poster pops in and interrupts the hit, it stops the attack. Also one person = one hit, so for 3+ hits to happen, 3 different members have to attack. The officer being attacked will not have the option to interupt the hits, but may identify the people attacking them to another arresting officer.

To Become An Officer

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To join the GUFIPOLICE force, either find the Captain or a Detective (see below) to swear you in. A police officer will receive weekly pay of 100gp, weapons (of your choice), weapon repair, and riot gear, a desk at the station, and room and board in the station barracks should they want to.
Senior Officers receive no pay increase, but have authority over other officers (within reason). Sergeants receive 125gp/week, have authority over Officers and Senior Officers, and can deputize citizens during an arrest, while Detectives in the force receive pay of 150gp each week, have authority over the lower ranks, may deputize citizens and swear in new officers, and handle police station political matters should the captain be off duty.

Our motto:
TO PROTECT AND SERVE THE GOOD CITIZENS OF TOWN. with a side of fries
GAURDS UNITED FOR IMMEDIATE PROTECTION OF LAW INVESTIGATING CRIMES EVERYWHERE.

Officers of GUFIPOLICE

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Please report crimes to any of the following officers.
{table]Captain Lord Iames Osari|Taking charge of the force in name at last.
Detective Narfang|Diversity at the police force just took another step in the right direction.
Sergeant Verdandi|A dandy officer if we ever had one, but don't think you can handle her just because she's pretty.
Officer Rydia|Bringing a lady's touch to a station filled with men and fairies...?
Officer Aerin Hitomi|A fiery red head, with emphasis on the "fiery".
Officer Al the Mutt|With a nose that knows, he's taking a bite out of crime.
Officer Mik the Trainer|Needs police training.
Officer Daedrous Avari|With a blade like that, you know the crime rate's gonna be slashed.
Officer Secret Agent Stick Omega|From another dimension, he's got gadgets galore.
Officer Babhdan|What is up with that h?
Officer Gutbok|Another victory for diversity.
Officer Silas|A mysterious man whose hands turn into weapons. Think he's unarmed? Think again!
Officer Hawk Geldof|A former military man, he knows how to lay down the law.
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Internal Discipline

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Officers who are discovered to be neglectful or willfully derelict in their duty will be subject to disciplinary action on a three-strikes system. Infractions last for 1 month, and on officer who commits three infractions within a month will have his badge taken away, his powers as an officer revoked, and be asked to leave the force.

{table]Captain Lord Iames Osari|No Infractions
Detective Narfang|No Infractions
Sergeant Verdandi|No Infractions
Officer Rydia|No Infractions
Officer Aerin Hitomi|No Infractions
Officer Al the Mutt|No Infractions
Officer Mik the Trainer|No Infractions
Officer Daedrous Avari|2 Infractions: Willfully derelict in his duty, obstructing a fellow officer in attempting to fulifll her duty; Dec-06-06
Officer Secret Agent Stick Omega|No Infractions
Officer Babhdan|No Infractions
Officer Gutbok|No Infractions
Officer Silas|No Infractions
Officer Hawk Geldof|Maltreatment of a prisoner; Jan-02-07
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Current Cases

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{table]Yokata (murder of Godric, assualt on Thecla, Resist Arrest, Theft)|http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=29085, http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showt...61#post1720461
Vahlziir (NPC murders, resist arrest, jail break, contempt of court)|http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showt...=29085&page=18
Ares (assualt on Mik)|http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showt...=17661&page=25
Kenyon (3 assualt (Marshal, Verdandi, Aerin), resist arrest)|http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showt...=17656&page=17
Jonnadiah (numerous charges)|http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showp...&postcount=676[/table]

NPCs

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Fairies Godric, Ravina, Krista, and Feorwyn are about the station to help take statements, open cells to release prisoners after time is served, and make fresh pots of coffee for waiting persons. Please use as you feel necessary. Godric -he has a superiority attitude, Ravina -she only to happy to help and will give you flowers, Feorwyn - She is pretty darn surly for a lady, and Krista -she just wants to get the work done and is always running around hecticly.

Cell Block

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All cells in the station and the cell block are made of reinforced adamantine and enchanted to block all use of magic and psionics inside them.

{table]Cell 1|Currently Empty|Cell 21|Currently Empty|Cell 41|Currently Empty
Cell 2|Currently Empty|Cell 22|Currently Empty|Cell 42|Currently Empty
Cell 3|Eralin|Cell 23|Currently Empty|Cell 43|Currently Empty
Cell 4|Currently Empty|Cell 24|Currently Empty|Cell 44|Currently Empty
Cell 5|Currently Empty|Cell 25|Currently Empty|Cell 45|Currently Empty
Cell 6|Currently Empty|Cell 26|Currently Empty|Cell 46|Currently Empty
Cell 7|Currently Empty|Cell 27|Currently Empty|Cell 47|Currently Empty
Cell 8|Currently Empty|Cell 28|Currently Empty|Cell 48|Currently Empty
Cell 9|Currently Empty|Cell 29|Currently Empty|Cell 49|Currently Empty
Cell 10|Currently Empty|Cell 30|Currently Empty|Cell 50|Currently Empty
Cell 11|Currently Empty|Cell 31|Currently Empty|Cell 51|Currently Empty
Cell 12|Currently Empty|Cell 32|Currently Empty|Cell 52|Currently Empty
Cell 13|Currently Empty|Cell 33|Currently Empty|Cell 53|Currently Empty
Cell 14|Currently Empty|Cell 34|Currently Empty|Cell 54|Currently Empty
Cell 15|Currently Empty|Cell 35|Currently Empty|Cell 55|Currently Empty
Cell 16|Currently Empty|Cell 36|Currently Empty|Cell 56|Currently Empty
Cell 17|Currently Empty|Cell 37|Currently Empty|Cell 57|Currently Empty
Cell 18|Currently Empty|Cell 38|Currently Empty|Cell 58|Currently Empty
Cell 19|Currently Empty|Cell 39|Currently Empty|Cell 59|Currently Empty
Cell 20|Currently Empty|Cell 40|Currently Empty|Cell 60|Currently Empty[/table]

Infirmary

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Bed 1: Currently Empty
Bed 2: Currently Empty
Bed 3: Currently Empty
Bed 5: Currently Empty

Mortuary

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This is for temporary storage of bodies until resurrection or burial can be arranged
Current Occupants - the man (played by Devian), the man killed by Magtok

Inactive Officers

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{table]
Captain Red Thing|Mysteriously absent.
Captain Supagoof|Retired
Detective Marrik|Gnome Armies beware the statue of justice!
Detective Reijas & Sargeant Wren|Don't mess with the toad.
Detective Ryshan Ynrith|That's Detective-Professor Ryshan Ynrith to you. Officer Tink'r Bell|She just emptied a bag a pixie dust, the most powerful magic known, but is she out... You gotta ask yourself one question - Are you feeling lucky punk? Well, are ya?
Officer Ceika Ceiblayde|MIA Officer.
Officer Pop Goes The Evil Horse|Make your withdrawels legally.
Officer Ghost Humanoid|Ex-Mafia turned lawful.
Officer Kylee#5|One of the 6 who didn't commit a crime....yet
Officer ArkonXY|Drow Power.
Officer LostInBrittany|Here comes the LiB!
Officer Gezina|Clouded in form, not in judgement.
Officer Salty|Pirates beware.
Officer The Lawyer|Yes, he can arrest you and then prosecute you, or defend you..wait I'm confused...
Officer Tank|As in the vehicle, not the aquarium.
Officer Scath|He's got the brawn
Officer Bri'el|While he has the brains
Officer Ilev|Just because he has an axe doesn't mean he's a barbarian, but he sure hits like one.
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[McBish]

McBish comes back and looks around for someone in charge.
He spots Gordric standing around mumbling something about stupid PC's, and heads over to him. Excuse me, I just thought I should report the fact that there is a ship on the beach. And on this ship there are many, many dead bodies.
http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showt...=17648&page=42
Right then, I'll inform an officer.
Ok. McBish leaves and heads to Trog's.

[Kyrian]

An avatar of Ares appears.

"Looking for someone by the name, Iames. Tell him there's some moron that for no reason whatsoever attempted to attack me, and has been destroying buildings at random."

((Will get linky later, going to work.))

[CabbageTheif]

((oro? when did the kender attack ares? its only attacked out of self-defence, so far. but it defends itself against people who try and stop it from dismantleing said buildings, but meh.))

[AmberVael]

((Actually, you've got competition. This is another person, see the Slums))

[Lord Iames Osari]

There is now a veritable army of celestials working all at once, and progress is moving along at an incredibe pace. Iames looks up at the sound of explosions. Keep working, I'll be back. His eyes glow as he manifests schism, then psionic fly, and flies off.

[Fireball.Man.Guy.]

A gnome walks to an officer and asks "Is punching an officer enough to spend a night in jail?"

[Lord Iames Osari]

Godric looks at the gnome. While I am not an officer, I can tell you that such an act, if not taken in self-defense, would be defined as assault, and would land you in jail whether you did it to an officer or not.

[Fireball.Man.Guy.]

The gnome jumps and plants a firm puch on the man's face

[Lord Iames Osari]

A voice booms from the sky. Attention, my celestial servants. You are being deputized by the GUFIPOLICE. That gnome is a criminal. Arrest him.

The army of celestials of various types cease their work on rebuilding the police station and say, with one voice, You are under arrest for assault. Come quietly, or we will use force.

[Fireball.Man.Guy.]

"Where do I go then?" The gnome says cheerfully?

[Lord Iames Osari]

One of the celestials produces a pair of manacles and goes over to the gnome. Once we are finished rebuilding, you will be put in a cell. In the meantime, you will sit here.

[Fireball.Man.Guy.]

"No comfy jail cell? I didn't hit him for this!!!!"

[Lord Iames Osari]

The cells have been destroyed. We are rebuilding them as quickly as we can.

[Renegade Paladin]

[ *Points and laughs.* ]

[TheHawk]

Swoops in and talks to Godric. Out of curiosity, what is the penalty for stealing.

[Lord Iames Osari]

Godric looks at the Hawk and answers him very slowly and deliberately, as if talking to someone who was severely mentally retarded: Well,... stealing... is... wrong,... because... it... means... taking... things... that... aren't... yours. We... call... stealing... "theft".

((This is Godric, not me.))

[TheHawk]

Ah, just wondering. Hey, on a compleatly unrelated subject, do you know who's this is? Holds up Godric's wallet.

((Dont mean to God Mod. Just increadibly bored.))

[Lord Iames Osari]

((You do know that there is basically an army of celestials around you who have been deputized?))

[TheHawk]

((Yes...a sign of how bored I am.))

[Lord Iames Osari]

... Hey! That's my wallet! You stole my wallet! Give it back!

[TheHawk]

Wallet thieft! Where! THIEF! THIEF! Draws his scimitar and runs around trying to find the thief.

[Lord Iames Osari]

Godric sighs. Idiot. He tosses fairy dust on the Hawk in order to freeze him in place.

Iames appears and shakes his head.

[TheHawk]

Laughs and dodges out of the way, does a flip over Godric, and (attemps to) stab Godric in the back.

[wxdruid]

Thecla 'ports to where the police station is under construction and howls.

[Lord Iames Osari]

The strike connects and Godric goes down. Iames sees it happen.

Ah-ah-ah, no lethal force against a police employee. In my judgement as acting captain of the force, that entitles the use of lethal force in retaliation. So I really doubt you want to take it to that level.

[wxdruid]

Thecla watches and casts Close Wounds at Godric and howls again.

[TheHawk]

Laughs and coup de graces Godric. I think I do. His eyes have a dark tint to the usual light brown.

[wxdruid]

Thecla growls and starts stalking towards the hawk

[Lord Iames Osari]

You are under arrest for murder of a police employee. Surrender now, or I will employ lethal force against you. Iames's eyes blaze like violet suns, and he allows his divine aura to expand out to its full 21-mile radius, infusing his allies with determination and resolve, while his enemies (specifically the Hawk) feel despair and hopelessness encroaching on their minds. ((It's a mind-affecting ability)).