Murphy's Law 9: Contents Under Pressure

[Asta Kask]

All the copies of the Smurfs. So much evil and nastiness destroys all magic in the area.

[Mina Kobold]

An invisible pink unicorn.

My guess goes to this as well. That, or sentient pasta. :3


On the off-topic topic; Not much to add. Agreed with athedia and CWater, though I don't think I have experience with the romantic love side. Too distracted by certain amazing comics to seek out other people!

To be less out of context; I wonder if there are therapists that Janine could see, or if that job befalls Clerics as well. It might be really helpful to get a professional who can help Janine with coping, but another Cleric seems like a bad choice. Are there therapy-equivalents in Aequar, Coffee? ^_^

[MoleMage]

My guess goes to this as well. That, or sentient pasta. :3


On the off-topic topic; Not much to add. Agreed with athedia and CWater, though I don't think I have experience with the romantic love side. Too distracted by certain amazing comics to seek out other people!

To be less out of context; I wonder if there are therapists that Janine could see, or if that job befalls Clerics as well. It might be really helpful to get a professional who can help Janine with coping, but another Cleric seems like a bad choice. Are there therapy-equivalents in Aequar, Coffee? ^_^

I think Psions would make better therapists in general, but I've forgotten whether psionics exist in Aequar. I know it's come up before just can't remember what came of it.

[Asta Kask]

To be less out of context; I wonder if there are therapists that Janine could see, or if that job befalls Clerics as well. It might be really helpful to get a professional who can help Janine with coping, but another Cleric seems like a bad choice. Are there therapy-equivalents in Aequar, Coffee? ^_^

Asexual therapists. Just in case.

[SamBurke]

Asexual therapists. Just in case.

Well, I bet she could get them to cuddle with her, though.

[Draconi Redfir]

in terms of the off-topic topic i'm pretty much straight as an arrow by every definition, however i have experienced very strong platonic attraction towards some individuals, mostly female.

Sadly said individuals are also both completely insane in every sense of the term, and entirely fictional. Buuut if given the chance I’d still grab any one of them and pull them into a tight hug to try and help them feel bad after the tortured past that made them psycho-killers in the first place.

I'd probably die from it buuut yeah.

I find psychotic fictional characters with a tortured past cute apparently. Who knew?

[SamBurke]

in terms of the off-topic topic i'm pretty much straight as an arrow by every definition, however i have experienced very strong platonic attraction towards some individuals, mostly female.

Sadly said individuals are also both completely insane in every sense of the term, and entirely fictional. Buuut if given the chance I’d still grab any one of them and pull them into a tight hug to try and help them feel bad after the tortured past that made them psycho-killers in the first place.

I'd probably die from it buuut yeah.

I find psychotic fictional characters with a tortured past cute apparently. Who knew?

If I was brave enough to search TV Tropes, I am 90% sure I could find you a link proving that there are other people out there who are just as awesome as you.

[Asta Kask]

Well, I bet she could get them to cuddle with her, though.

I hear she lives on 22 Acacia Avenue...

[SamBurke]

I hear she lives on 22 Acacia Avenue...

This is a reference to... Iron... Maiden?

[Asta Kask]

Yes, and ongoing story of Charlotte the Harlot.

I feel a little bad about this. Janine isn't really out of control, although she needs to learn judgment. And contraception.

Edit: And Iron Maiden are geniuses.

[super dark33]

So did Lexington become the wolf king already?

[Asta Kask]

Maybe he became... a werewolf!

[enderlord99]

Maybe he became... a werewolf!

How did I know what that link was going to be?

[Asta Kask]

Blucher!

*horses whinny*

[super dark33]

Blucher!

*horses whinny*

I am a majestic stallion NEIGH!

[Asta Kask]

There was an attempt to start a horse parliament but everyone voted neigh.

[super dark33]

The joke pile doesn't stop from getting taller!

[Maquise]

There was an attempt to start a horse parliament but everyone voted neigh.

Bet you were chomping at the bit to get a chance to say that.

[PurityIcekiller]

There was an attempt to start a horse parliament but everyone voted neigh.

Maybe you could get Caligula's help with that.

[enderlord99]

Horses?

Not a huge deal, but I would like to point out there's already a horse thread.

[CoffeeIncluded]

Well I do have an internship with a horse vet this summer. Also, I'll start work on the update tonight or tomorrow.

[super dark33]

You are going to be a horse vet?
I am forever your disciple.
*bow+kneel*

[CoffeeIncluded]

No, but I need to get experience with horses.

[super dark33]

No, but I need to get experience with horses.

Close enough.

*still a disciple forever*

[t209]

No, but I need to get experience with horses.

So no horse playing right. And you have to stop horsing around and focus?
Just making equestrian pun.

[Crystalwind]

You are going to be a horse vet?
I am forever your disciple.
*bow+kneel*

You weren't one already because of Murphy's Law? Even a temporary forever disciple?

[super dark33]

You weren't one already because of Murphy's Law? Even a temporary forever disciple?

I'm her disciple forever twice.

*Makes an alter and prays*

[Draconi Redfir]

Only slightly creepy, but okay.

[super dark33]

Only slightly creepy, but okay.

Then it means I have failed.
I shall now begin the shame ritual.
Release the ponies! Begin the stampede!

[HalfTangible]

Then it means I have failed.
I shall now begin the shame ritual.
Release the ponies! Begin the stampede!

FOR THE GOD-PRINCESS OF PONY!!!

*stampede in power armor!*