The Catgirl-Killers Society

[Bhu]

Small cat sits quietly in the corner loading his cat-portable bazooka...

[TuggyNE]

I have signatures disabled, so I forgot how full my own was.

Heh. I use a Greasemonkey script to keep them collapsed most of the time, but not invisible.

LOL. Basically, except more so.

Small cat sits quietly in the corner loading his cat-portable bazooka...

That escalated quickly.

[Emperor Ing]

Scorch the Earth! Leave nothing to suggest there ever having existed! They think they know fear? Until they refuse to speak of us lest they invoke the force that has already wiped them off the face of existence, we have done nothing!

[Killer Angel]

Small cat sits quietly in the corner loading his cat-portable bazooka...

Cats are not made for war.

[Logic]

Cats are not made for war.

Not exactly, but they could be...

[Castaras]

O_O

What?

Shhhh, I'm being all infiltratey and such.

... Oh. Whoops.

*flee!*

[The Succubus]

Small cat sits quietly in the corner loading his cat-portable bazooka...

Have you ever had a small angry kitten fired directly at your face from a bazooka? It's a terrible way to die.

Don't annoy the kitteh.

[Elemental]

Have you ever had a small angry kitten fired directly at your face from a bazooka? It's a terrible way to die.

Don't annoy the kitteh.

And likely very confusing from the medical examiner's point of view.

[Eldan]

Your society is misled. Killing catgirls isn't the goal. It's a side effect.

The goal is glorious PSEUDOSCIENCE!

[Elemental]

Now that's a cause I can get behind.

[Gravitron5000]

Small cat sits quietly in the corner loading his cat-portable bazooka...

Tell me Mr. Bhu, what use is a cat-portable bazooka if you have no thumbs.

[AsteriskAmp]

Your society is misled. Killing catgirls isn't the goal. It's a side effect.

The goal is glorious PSEUDOSCIENCE!

Psychology and Sociology?

[factotum]

Tell me Mr. Bhu, what use is a cat-portable bazooka if you have no thumbs.

He could pull the trigger with his claw!

[Bhu]

Tell me Mr. Bhu, what use is a cat-portable bazooka if you have no thumbs.

google the term polydactyl

besides how fo you know I'm not firing it via mind powers

[Gravitron5000]

google the term polydactyl

besides how do you know I'm not firing it via mind powers

I was hoping you would be, as I was totally setting you up to go all matrixy.

[Eldan]

Psychology and Sociology?

Morphic Resonance and Aristotelian Physics.

[TuggyNE]

Scorch the Earth! Leave nothing to suggest there ever having existed! They think they know fear? Until they refuse to speak of us lest they invoke the force that has already wiped them off the face of existence, we have done nothing!

On an unrelated note, could I persuade you to make us a nice banner?

Your society is misled. Killing catgirls isn't the goal. It's a side effect.

The goal is glorious PSEUDOSCIENCE!

Well. It can be both.

(Seriously, I'm about equally in favor of both, as hopefully the OP indicated. The name just seemed catchier this way.)

Now that's a cause I can get behind.

[Emperor Ing]

On an unrelated note, could I persuade you to make us a nice banner?

What's in it for me?

[Lorsa]

So uhm... does catgirls have 9 lives or something in-between such as 5? Maybe something you should keep in mind and perhaps something to figure out using...

PSEUDOSCIENCE!

[Emperor Ing]

So uhm... does catgirls have 9 lives or something in-between such as 5? Maybe something you should keep in mind and perhaps something to figure out using...

PSEUDOSCIENCE!

You make it sound as though exploding the same catgirl nine times is a problem

[Slayn82]

Well, i guess i have to report for duty, as i've already killed more than a fair amount of them on this board. Yes, way more than the 82.

[The Second]

If your society was against only the vapid, under-dressed, over-sexed, stereotypical catgirls, I might have joined.

But as you society seems to be against all catgirls, whether they be good or bad, I must object and join the picketers.

My slogan: Nekomusume are people too!

[Astral Avenger]

I was killing catgirls before it was cool... I don't owe two years of dues do I?

[TuggyNE]

What's in it for me?

The gratitude of the Society, and perhaps several cookies?

So uhm... does catgirls have 9 lives or something in-between such as 5? Maybe something you should keep in mind and perhaps something to figure out using...

PSEUDOSCIENCE!

5 sounds plausible. 18 also does, though.

Well, i guess i have to report for duty, as i've already killed more than a fair amount of them on this board. Yes, way more than the 82.

Heh. Good to have you!

If your society was against only the vapid, under-dressed, over-sexed, stereotypical catgirls, I might have joined.

But as you society seems to be against all catgirls, whether they be good or bad, I must object and join the picketers.

My slogan: Nekomusume are people too!

Well, I don't really know of any counterexamples! So perhaps if you explained the distinction, our mission might be reworded.

I was killing catgirls before it was cool... I don't owe two years of dues do I?

What is this "dues" of which you speak?

[Astral Avenger]

They must die, for the good of all.

But take heart, the Society will give them a nice funeral. Probably cremation.

I don't think a flamethrower counts for that, though...

Hehe.

What is this "dues" of which you speak?

Well, gas is up to something like $3.80/gallon, I figured we had to pay for their "funerals" somehow, but I like not having dues...

[Emperor Ing]

The gratitude of the Society, and perhaps several cookies?

Sold!

Well, I don't really know of any counterexamples! So perhaps if you explained the distinction, our mission might be reworded.

there's a distinction? The only distinction I know of is "open fire" and "I need to reload."

[Lord Raziere]

Impressive?

I suppose the only real question is whether Society members are bothered by seeing ghosts, or even can see them.

Two cat girl ghosts appear just for that.

They begin defying all physics and logic in front of you. For no reason.
like making gravity fire from nothing….that acts like a LIQUID.

[Emperor Ing]

Two cat girl ghosts appear just for that.

They begin defying all physics and logic in front of you. For no reason.
like making gravity fire from nothing….that acts like a LIQUID.

Keep in mind incorporeality means they're only immune to energy attacks 50% of the time. In other words I get to kill them a 10th time!

[Lord Raziere]

That only makes two more pop up as soon as you say that. They also defy all physics and logic, and they do it with bigger effects since there are more cat girl ghosts around.

[Chilingsworth]

Your society is misled. Killing catgirls isn't the goal. It's a side effect.

The goal is glorious PSEUDOSCIENCE!

I think I agree with Eldan on that.