The Catgirl-Killers Society

[Silverbit]

Castaras is against us?!? Oh gods. Fall back, whilst we still have limbs! I'll cover the retreat.

If physics doesn't work, let's try biology! How does a human/cat hybrid even... occur? Genetic manipulation? Gradual evolution of bipedalism and overt sentience in cats, with eventual loss of all main features save vestigial ears, tails and fangs?
(I think I've bought you enough time! Fly, you fools!)

[Elemental]

You people just don't get how these things occur.
It was clearly a wizard.

[Eldan]

Wizards are quite poor at fleshweaving. I'd say it's mostly a grafted process, involving incredible amounts of immunosuppressants and custom-printed organs.

[Asta Kask]

Castaras is against us?!? Oh gods. Fall back, whilst we still have limbs! I'll cover the retreat.

If physics doesn't work, let's try biology! How does a human/cat hybrid even... occur? Genetic manipulation? Gradual evolution of bipedalism and overt sentience in cats, with eventual loss of all main features save vestigial ears, tails and fangs?
(I think I've bought you enough time! Fly, you fools!)

[MoonCat]

<sidles in>

<looks around>

Hi! <dangerous grin>

I'm going now. Have fun.

<leaves>

[Bastian Weaver]

Obviously a drunk wizard from Japan, wherever that is.

[Emperor Ing]

<sidles in>

<looks around>

Hi! <dangerous grin>

I'm going now. Have fun.

<leaves>

Boom. Headshot.

[Eldan]

Well, seems no one here is actually discussing anything. Guess that's what I should have expected in Friendly Banter.

[Grinner]

Wizards are quite poor at fleshweaving. I'd say it's mostly a grafted process, involving incredible amounts of immunosuppressants and custom-printed organs.

I say their ears and tails are glued on, and their eyes are just expensive novelty contacts.

[TuggyNE]

You do not understand. It's not about if - and how - catgirls can be killed. It's not about whether a cat can survive the fall from the upper layers of the ionosphere, though it certainly is a fun experiment. It's not about why we never send cats into space. (They get too fat and lazy.)
It's about fighting the good fight. No matter how many hit points, or feats, or ridiculous magic items they have.
We shall fight against catgirls, and we shall win.
We shall fight against catgirls, and we shall lose.
Whatever the outcome, we shall fight.
TO THE DEATH!

A stirring appeal. *wipes tear from eye*

Well, seems no one here is actually discussing anything. Guess that's what I should have expected in Friendly Banter.

Yes. Yes indeed. Although bits of this are drifting dangerously close to Silly Forum Games.

I say their ears and tails are glued on, and their eyes are just expensive novelty contacts.

If this is true… perhaps there's a simple way to rehabilitate them all!

A man can dream.

[Silverbit]

High Catgirl slayer Tuggyne, I bring disturbing news. We have rivals.
So it begins...
*plants standard in the ground*
Rally round, fellow followers of logic and anti-catgirl warriors! Catgirls and dodgy physics can and will be purged! Let no one stand before us!
(On a side note, maybe we should get this moved to silly forum games.)

[Emperor Ing]

They delay the inevitable. I'm okay with this, it keeps me entertained. *sounds of hundreds of guns being reloaded simultaneously*

[Ravens_cry]

I am OK with physics that is wrong in our world, as long as it's reasonably consistent.
I also love looking at the rules and looking for implications. I once 'designed' an Orion style pulse rocket that used major creation-ed antimatter, Telekinetic Spheres and spring loaded pistons.
I promoted ectopic pregnancy as the answer for the 'What happens when a pregnant woman puts on a Girdle of Opposite Gender' question.
I also worked out a working eco-system inside a bag of holding, creating enough oxygen to support a halfling. Sure, you could use a bottle of air and/or a necklace of adaptation, but that's boring. Sadly, it was lost in an old forum re-boot.
So, yeah, *re-load* I've killed a few Felis puellas in my time.

[Tvtyrant]

People! I know they can be annoying, but isn't killing them a bit harsh? Is it really their fault they're catgirls?

I think it is. The cat-girls with tails would have terrible posture as a result, but they stand up straight anyways! The silly ears are often placed on top of the head! Many of them have cat eyes, but others do not! I demand some realism! Or even some consistency!

[ShadowFireLance]

Ugh, Catgirls...Ugh, I like Scalies (Only Dragon-ish ones though) but Catgirls...yuck.

[Bhu]

T
They can't; otherwise we'd have catgirl astronauts.
.

http://www.sjgames.com/spanc/

ahem

also I've invited a few more...friends...


http://www.moddb.com/groups/anime-fa.../cat-girl-tank

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4...uyogo1_500.jpg

[Ravens_cry]

http://www.sjgames.com/spanc/

ahem

You'd need to spell astronauts with another 's'.

[TuggyNE]

High Catgirl slayer Tuggyne, I bring disturbing news. We have rivals.
So it begins...
*plants standard in the ground*
Rally round, fellow followers of logic and anti-catgirl warriors! Catgirls and dodgy physics can and will be purged! Let no one stand before us!

I expected this; indeed, it was inevitable, and the only surprise is how long it took. Perhaps now they'll cease clamoring in our own halls?

(On a side note, maybe we should get this moved to silly forum games.)

Well, the Society proper can stay here, but I'm all in favor of the combative back-and-forth leaving the thread.

I am OK with physics that is wrong in our world, as long as it's reasonably consistent.
I also love looking at the rules and looking for implications. I once 'designed' an Orion style pulse rocket that used major creation-ed antimatter, Telekinetic Spheres and spring loaded pistons.
I promoted ectopic pregnancy as the answer for the 'What happens when a pregnant woman puts on a Girdle of Opposite Gender' question.
I also worked out a working eco-system inside a bag of holding, creating enough oxygen to support a halfling. Sure, you could use a bottle of air and/or a necklace of adaptation, but that's boring. Sadly, it was lost in an old forum re-boot.
So, yeah, *re-load* I've killed a few Felis puellas in my time.

Welcome! Truly, an impressive roster of killing ideas, that.

Ugh, Catgirls...Ugh, I like Scalies (Only Dragon-ish ones though) but Catgirls...yuck.

I'm pleased by your joining, and also disturbed. Thanks a lot.

I think it is. The cat-girls with tails would have terrible posture as a result, but they stand up straight anyways! The silly ears are often placed on top of the head! Many of them have cat eyes, but others do not! I demand some realism! Or even some consistency!

[GoblinArchmage]

Now, ladies and gentlefolk, there is no need to kill catgirls.

"throws copy of the BoVD on a table"

We can simply harvest there pain to power there own soul-reaping devices!

What's sad is that it would not surprise me at all to learn that there might be a pornographic anime or manga with that exact plot. I can only hope that no such thing exists.

[Elemental]

Looks like it has come to this...

*sets fire to the Society's archives and files*

Whether or not that will accomplish anything is not something I know, but the pointlessness of it all drove me to arson.
Why? Just why? There's no reason to destroy them at all.

[Ravens_cry]

Looks like it has come to this...

*sets fire to the Society's archives and files*

Whether or not that will accomplish anything is not something I know, but the pointlessness of it all drove me to arson.
Why? Just why? There's no reason to destroy them at all.

You seem to be the type who would have set fire to the Library of Alexandria.
You can destroy our records, but the eternal back up still exists, in each and every member, in our collective memories and thoughts.

Welcome! Truly, an impressive roster of killing ideas, that.

Glad to be aboard.

[Killer Angel]

You people just don't get how these things occur.
It was clearly a wizard.

RAI don't support catgirls' existence.

[Elemental]

You seem to be the type who would have set fire to the Library of Alexandria.
You can destroy our records, but the eternal back up still exists, in each and every member, in our collective memories and thoughts.

Hardly. Simply a desire to inconvenience an organisation bent on pointless destruction. I suggest simply ignoring the Catgirls if they bother you so much.

RAI don't support catgirls' existence.

You know, they'd fit right in alongside some of the other stuff in the monster's manual.

[TuggyNE]

To all current members, a couple reminders: whenever you make a post in the forum at large about catgirls, (pseudo-)science, or the like, be sure to mention the Society! Also, if you can manage the room, a sig link would be much appreciated.

You seem to be the type who would have set fire to the Library of Alexandria.
You can destroy our records, but the eternal back up still exists, in each and every member, in our collective memories and thoughts.

This thread is just chock-full of quotable quotes and inspiring speeches!

[MLai]

Continue your genocide against catgirls and eventually you'll come up against this, and her sisters.

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Has this been mentioned yet?

[Emperor Ing]

Meh. I've seen worse. Besides a good lascannon to the leg knocks those dreadnoughts right over.

[Killer Angel]

You know, they'd fit right in alongside some of the other stuff in the monster's manual.

Well, if we wanna discuss the ecology of some D&D monster, ala The Roving Mauler, I'm sure we'll slay plenty of catgirls...

[Ravens_cry]

Hardly. Simply a desire to inconvenience an organisation bent on pointless destruction. I suggest simply ignoring the Catgirls if they bother you so much.

As I mentioned in the other thread, overpopulation due to a lack of predators threatens the health of the species as a whole, so it is not needless destruction I promote, but a culling of the herd.
The suggested expanding of their unreality into reality weakens and distorts the laws of physics in our world. Imagine if air suddenly stopped working, but not the need to breathe, or if blood plasma suddenly was a gas at body temperature.
Attempted destruction of our records is but needless destruction in itself, for it is only an external database for ease of operation, we can continue without it, recreating said records if we we decide to.
What next will you do, burn the Temple of Artemis?

[TuggyNE]

Unrelatedly, I come to share this amusing screenshot, unedited, only cropped:

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Says it all, it does.

[Bastian Weaver]

I say, how indeed can we preserve cat-girls?
Personally, I suggest taxidermy. Imagine how gorgeous they would be in the museums, next to the magnificent mammoths and dinosaur skeletons!